Who would win in a fight? Pirates or ninjas? Discuss.

I vote ninjas!

Everyone knows ninjas would win. because they're faster, stronger, and overall better fighters. they also sneak up while pirates try to blow everything up... so in conclusion
NINJAS RULE OVER ALL!!!

Ninja's definitly. The pirates would just get pwned. The ninjas know all that karate and whatnot and have shurikens and stuff. Pirates are fat alchoholic men with swords. The ninjas would just throw the shurikens and stuff. Plus they would probably have better swords than cutlas'. They have boken and katanas.

hmmm, the pirates have black beard, but ninjas have the beverly hills ninja...I'll go with ninjas :p

Two words : blood thirsty (pirates)

and the ninjas have Colt Rocky and who can forgget Tom Tom...aww dont tell me you guys havnt seen the 3 ninjas (the movie)

Hahaha thats a great movie, im going to go woth ninjas. Love those damn karate kids.

pirates are more powerfull but dumber, ninjas are alot more smarter, faster, and sleeker.

Hahaha thats a great movie, im going to go woth ninjas. Love those damn karate kids.
so which do u pick?

Ever since I read that Ultimate Power book about ninjas, I can't help but vote for them. It's so hilarious.

Although pirates do fight pretty dirty....

Ninjas, I don't have a reason, just a gut feeling.

ninjas for sure. pirates have peg legs and are too drunk! they do have cannons though.

Pirates have guns. Duh.

ninjas have karate
pirates have canons
so i voted pirates

Pirates for sure.

By even comparing them you prove they are better. Pirates can put up a fight even though they are drunk, have peg legs, and can only see through one eye

ah the thing u guys are forgeting is the location and type of fight, i mean straight up hand to hand combat im gonna say ninjas but if the pirates had their ships and cannons well who knows what mite happen! plus how would the ninjas get on the pirate ships??? does any one know if ninjas can swim or sail boats???

^Ninjas CAN'T in fact swim, but some can sail boats. It's true that in an open battle, armed with whatever weapons they had, pirates would win, because they have cannons and guns. However, ninjas can sneak around and assassinate you before you even know it.

Pirates have Galleons, Ninjas have Dragons :p

and the ninjas have Colt Rocky and who can forgget Tom Tom...aww dont tell me you guys havnt seen the 3 ninjas (the movie)
One of my favorite movies of all time.
"Rocky loves Emily, Rocky loves Emily"

But anyway I would have to say ninjas, because if a pirate shoots a cannon at a ninja he will just dodge it. Easy choice.

pirates say Arrgg and have parrots. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't get any better than that.

pirates... tight pants and cannonballs can outsmart any baggy black pant wearing guy with a mask on

so which do u pick?

Isnt it obvious? I said i love the karate kids and go with ninjas therefore picking ninjas.

Ninjas can pwn any priate, any day. Except Maddox... that guy is such a hard ass. Yeah, man. Real ultimate power.

pirates... tight pants and cannonballs can outsmart any baggy black pant wearing guy with a mask on

How would you know what ninjas look like during warfare? No one has ever seen one!!

I think you guys are missing the main point: NINJAS HAVE THE ANIMAL CHIN!!

I say pirates because even though they goof around a lot, when it comes to fighting, there is nothing seriouser than a pirate.

Ninjas have the animal what, daniel jones?

^You've never heard of the movie "The Animal Chin"? It's a skate video!!

Ninjas have the animal what, daniel jones?

oh dear god, go and watch that film now young man! im serious dont let me see you again until you have watched it!! lol

yeah seriously u should watch it though, fantastic film...

Man, ninjas will obviously win. They are very quick and use throwing knives and throwing stars. I heard they know how to party too...:icon_danc

pirates because along time ago at prties when i first started drinkin me and my friend whenever we took shots were like arrrrrrrgh

I'm going to pick Pirates because of....... PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! Haha. But, I'm sticking with Pirates.

Nick: Do you think Harry Potter is a Ninja or a Pirate?
Tom: I think Harry Potter is definitely a Ninja
Tom: it's the cloak of invisibility
Nick: Really?
Tom: but Ron Weasley is WAY pirate
Nick: I would have said the relentless good feeling made Harry a pirate.
Tom: I'm going to categorise EVERYONE into categories of ninja and pirate from now on
Tom: Kate - ninja
Tom: Mella - pirate
Tom: Toby - pirate
Tom: Nick - ninja
Tom: Fenner - ninja
Tom: Tom - ninja
Tom: Saddam Hussein - pirate
Tom: Margaret Thatcher - pirate
Tom: Bill Gates - pirate
Tom: Steve Jobs - ninja
Tom: Noah Wyle - pirate
Tom: Steven Spielberg - pirate
Nick: Can I post this list?
Tom: if you want!
Nick: Nahhh.
Tom: I didn't think so
Nick: Half the names mean nothing...
Tom: cat
Tom: - ninja
Tom: doggy - pirate
Nick: But you could post a list...
Nick: Doggy?
Nick: Oh, right.
Tom: doggies! SOOOO pirates.
Nick: That's SO true.
Nick: My God.
Nick: Now that would start a discussion, all right.
Tom: Hahaha
Nick: And Ninjas are, of course, creatures of the night, subversive, rejecting the male authority...
Tom: exactly
Tom: much like...
Tom: Britney Spears
Tom: - ninja
Nick: Subtle rather than confrontational, weaker in a head-on confrontation...
Tom: actually no. she's a pirate
Nick: What?
Tom: close run thing though
Nick: Thank you.
Tom: depeche mode are ninjas
Nick: Yes.
Nick: Harrison Ford?
Nick: Pirate.
Tom: pirate
Nick: George Clooney?
Tom: pirate
Nick: Pirate city....

well i asked ppl this question alot lol but i would say nijas

ninjas fo shizzle. who dont love wearing black ninja suits and black ninja masks. and sneeking around in the night behind people and slitting their throats and whatnot?!

ninjas are highly trained and sneaky, pirates or old fat balding and drunk.

Pirates definately. In the movie (Pirates of Carribean) they couldn't die or something. Plus they have the kraken. plus they have cannon balls and wooden legs!

Ninjas couse theyre quicker and they have those swords and stars and they can climb walls and stuff :0

its not tom tom its tum tum!! i am very sorry to say i sold my box set of the three ninjas on ebay a month back =(

anyway ninjas wuld kick the pirates ass!

ninjas nig.

Well, it depends. Are we talking deadly ninja sasquatches, or fearsome pirate zombies?

Or, are we just talking the boring normal pirates and ninjas. =/

Either way, ninjas.

I vote ninjas.

daniel is the FREESTYLE nija teehee

daniel is the FREESTYLE nija teehee

True, I've seen him handstand walking down the stairs. That made me feel like I could do anything!:icon_pelv

Definately Ninjas. I happen to be a ninja myself. :icon_mad:

Ninjas would win for sure. Cause all one has to do to kill a pirate is tell him to shoot himself when he is drunk...you can't do that with a ninja

pirates, and not the carrabieane type

Ninjas would win for sure. Cause all one has to do to kill a pirate is tell him to shoot himself when he is drunk...you can't do that with a ninja
Haha, so true. Rep+

Ninjas suck. They hide in trees while pirates go walking out in the open shooting anything that moves and pirates get the girls because ninjas are too fast. I think the real question is pirates vs vikings

Ninjas suck. They hide in trees while pirates go walking out in the open shooting anything that moves and pirates get the girls because ninjas are too fast. I think the real question is pirates vs vikings
No, Ninjas get the girls especially the ones on the corner. Ya know, considering they are fast and all.

what if pirates are fallen ninjas? if yes or not... pirates

definetly.............um.................neither,i t would definetly be some sort of lost animal.........

well, pirates have guns. but the ninjas are led by their master, me, and since i'm one of the better ninja masters of the millenia i'd have to say the ninjas would win.

Well I think, that A ninja would beat the krap out of a pirate,It really depends on what sorta pirate you are but if a pirate and a Ninja ever got into a fight..... I think... That ninja would own that pirates ass!

ninjas..all the way!!

Ninjas PWN Butt Pirates.

Ninjas, all the way, it'd be tough to beat Jack Sparrow though...

Must I remind you, if you've ever downloaded a single song, you are a pirate.
So a vote for ninja is a vote against yourself, probably.
Damn hypocrites.

Must I remind you, if you've ever downloaded a single song, you are a pirate.
So a vote for ninja is a vote against yourself, probably.
Damn hypocrits.


Damn pirate..

This person is a hypocrite himself. He spells hypocrites wrong! Would you rather listen to an idiot pirate. or an educated ninja who knows how to spell :D

sorry, that was my parrot talking.
Once you're sweet enough to be associated with talking animals, get back at me.

sorry, that was my parrot talking.
Once you're sweet enough to be associated with talking animals, get back at me.


are you serious you probably point your gun at your parrot!

You wanna fight on two threads.. Then so be it!!

NINJA STANCE

and we do associate with talking animals... CALLED HUMANS

are you serious you probably point your gun at your parrot!

You wanna fight on two threads.. Then so be it!!

NINJA STANCE

and we do associate with talking animals... CALLED HUMANS
I am on the Ninja side myself however if you think your gonna last in a stand-off with FC, good luck!

are you serious you probably point your gun at your parrot!

You wanna fight on two threads.. Then so be it!!

NINJA STANCE

and we do associate with talking animals... CALLED HUMANS


Ninja Stance vs. Cannonball
have fun with that giant hole through your chest.
Get back at me once you're good enough to do everything with just one eye.

Ninja Stance vs. Cannonball
have fun with that giant hole through your chest.
Get back at me once you're good enough to do everything with just one eye.
I dont think he can do anything with two eyes.

All I gotta say...
Pirates have their own day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

started in 1995, its been going strong for over a decade.

and look at this..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Ninja#Day_of_the_Ninja

and id jump ur cannonball and throw smoke bombs at you then kick your soft places

Pirates would win. I retract anything good I said about ninjas.

Here's why pirates are better:

3.)They don't care about honor, so they can kill who they want.
2.)They are reckless and wanderers, so they have nothing to defend, thus fighting to the death, and of course,
1.) They have beards.

I'm working as a teachers assistant with year 2s and its... PIRATE WEEK. SO im going to have to go with them.

Arrrgg... pirates are more Hardcore..haha

Pirates, because they have artillery weapons. AKA Cannons

The art of stealth pwns

^But dude...beards.

I agree. Beards are way more hardcore than a katana. Beards are the source of a pirates power, sort of like Chuck Norris'. If Chuck Norris didn't have a beard, he would be useless. Of course, Chuck Norris was born with a beard in full bloom, so it's theoretically impossible to imagine him without one.

ninjas

Ninjas would kick their butts but pirates are cooler.

depends if it was a ginger ninja...? :)

depends if it was a ginger ninja...? :)
EWWW!!!

pirates are drunk bastards ninjas would kill em.

I must admit that pirates are totally awesome. but i don't think a pirate could defeat a ninja on a one on one fight. the pirate wouldn't be able to move fast enough on his peg leg, and the ninja would just stay on the pirates blind side (the one with the eye patch).

but ninja's are stealth and can walk on water so they can outrun the pirate ship!

Read my Signature CAUSE NINJAS RULE

I don't know how the double post happend sorry. but yea ninjas cause they are sneaky and they are just more skilled then pirates. A moron can be a pirate. it takes training to be a ninja

I think this poll shows which one is better, the numbers don't lie.

The signature says it all.

Oh yeah look at mine...I didn't put any effort in mine. :)

I think this poll shows which one is better, the numbers don't lie.

This poll is old, and times have changed.
We should look at the more recent thread, but it has been closed.
It's a conspiracy to keep the pirates down!

Whats the whole deal with pirates vs ningas?

we are trying to spread the message that pirates are awesome


and that apparently not too many people even know how to spell ninja

ummm, obviously ninjas... they will sneak up behind the pirates and chop their heads off...

Come on now. Even all the pirates signatures look the best

Ninjas are killin' the **** out of pirates in the poll, yo!!

Ninjas have more in the polls because they need more to even contend with the pirates' coolness

that's why the pirates have less votes. people would vote for them, except they suck.

hahaha that argument makes no sense at all



especially since pirates own all

After watching pirates of the carribean 3 last night i would have to go with pirates for sure

The only reason the pirates are losing is because this is an old poll.
times have changed.
Look at the start of this thread, Daniel Jones votes for ninjas.
However, if you look at the newer thread that was CLOSED due to the conspiracy to keep pirates down, you'll see he has changed his vote and the poll was even.

conspiracy my ass. it was closed because them drunk bastard pirates were wasted and their pegleg hit the close button.

The pirates have less votes because every pirate can take about 3 ninjas, so it evens out.

obviousley ninjas would win

Ninjas can kill a pirate, but pirates steal so much that they are rich.

Anyway i vote ninja!!!

ninjas would totally win

That last thread closed on me. But look at you guys with the sigs and ****. Well forget your damn colorful pretty pink butterfly artwork. Some of them are badass though. But like I said in the other thread...We need to find a Ninja and a Pirate and make them fight.

How did the ninja get so far ahead? I thought it was like four apart.

obviousley ninjas would win


ninjas would totally win



Obviously ninjas like spam.

Check the new sig, gosh ninjas are soo much better.

How did the ninja get so far ahead? I thought it was like four apart.that was the other thread i think they closedd it but i am not sure.there was a newer thread .This is from a long long long time ago

Ninja-pirate is the answer to all your question

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Ninjapirate.gif

Thats actually a good answer. When some new people start busting out the ninja, pirate feud. Bust out the pirate ninja.

Ninja-pirate is the answer to all your question

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Ninjapirate.gif

The only question that answered is "Do I really Hate you?"
...and the answer is yes.

ninjas own.

Everyone knows ninjas would win. because they're faster, stronger, and overall better fighters. they also sneak up while pirates try to blow everything up... so in conclusion
NINJAS RULE OVER ALL!!!

That sums it up for me.

Ninjas because pirates are drunken werdos with no fighting skills and ninjas are like pro fighters with swords and stuff.

!GO NINJAS!!!! chop through those pirates

wow i am like the one of the only ones that is chose pirates.

I dunno, i vote ninja, but a battle like this: (yes i put it together real quick)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6122/ninjapirate2rq8.png

Well, that\'s hard to decide. Kakashi does have chidori and sharingan but Jack Sparrow is really damn cool...

edit: added a caption

jack sparrow or kakashi?

pirates definitely win that one.

too bad all pirates aren't like johnny depp.

so it's fair to say that ninjas would win most battles right?

Ninjas all the way, except for Jack Sparrow. Sparrow wins every time!

Flip ;)

Ninja"s Pwn

^Ninjas pwn you.
I am a ninja.
Therefore I pwn you.

Flip ;)

PIRATES!!!! 100% thats my colleges mascot.

I got with pirates because they're in touch with the old-school of fighting, afterall they did basically create it. But ninjas would lose because they're too new-school.

yeaa 80-34

ninjas pwn.

pirates even realistic pirates suck

but realistic ninjas STILL PWN


plus pirates only have one eye and ninjas are so fast theyll take out the other one =) and kill them with a carrot

^Damn straight.

Now there is a man who knows what he's talking about!

"Yes, hello? Is this the mental institute. I think we've found a missing patient. You'll find him hiding in the post above me!".

Flip ;)

Really, the only reason ninjas are winning is because this thread is out dated.
There was a newer one, but the mods locked it, because it was a conspiracy against pirates.

umm ok pretty random thread but i said ninja's for some unkown reason

Pirates, the got the ale!

Pirates because they don't have to wear spandex.

pirates are drunk bastards ninjas would kill em.
the casualties are also drunk bastards, but no one wants to kill them


skate pirate sounds cooler than skate ninja

Skate ninja would so own a pirate in a GOS. Because their legs are used to jumping off buildings, so they could go down huge ledges. And their balance for freestyle? Heck yeah.

I can't really see a drunken pirate in railstand, or going down a 10 set. But whatever.

Skate ninja would so own a pirate in a GOS. Because their legs are used to jumping off buildings, so they could go down huge ledges. And their balance for freestyle? Heck yeah.

I can't really see a drunken pirate in railstand, or going down a 10 set. But whatever.
w/e, lol pirates would have crapy style... but they'd be hitting the huge stuff..lol{sk8) {sk8) {sk8)

Ninjas would win because they are way more skilled than pirates.

:icon_peac A NINJA IS GONNA WIN AGAINST A PIRATE... PIRATES SUCK...:icon_2gun

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. and really bad eggs

pfft how about a Ninja-Pirate then ? they would be pretty brutal.

Pirates definatly cause they have guns , and they're alot cooler in them swashbuckling suits, long beards and hats, harr ! Ninjas have stupid tights. that's a big minus ;)

Pirate vs. Ninja

Pirate brings out sword, can't find ninja
Ninja slices pirate with throwing star (they not just for throwing)

Ninja wins

chuck norris wins!

i voted ninjas, because i once saw a show on tv where they tested if a ninja could win in a battle against a highly trained special forces guy, and the ninja could have won, even though the other guy was allowed to use guns... ninjas have awesome weapons, they own anyone exept chuck norris

ninja all the way

Bumping the old thread. I think 20 ninjas could take out a whole pirate ship.

Who put pirtates don't know anything about them, they were in acts of sodomy cause your at sea for months on end with nothing but a bunch of dudes, there were no women on the boat.

Ninjas on the other hand train and if they shamed their village they had to that their sword and kill theirself with it. Plus the ninja rule you can't put away the sword until you shed blood so if they pull out their sword they sometimes had to slice their hand or something.

Lets see, gay sodomites vs complete the task or die......Ninjas PWN all. Even Chuck Norris fears them.

Ninjas for sure. Need I say why?

Ninjas son. Im sure the other 96 that know ninjas would pwn pirates have already stated why they pwn. So i'll leave you witht his.... Wo0o0o0o0o

After reading Ibanez's post I had to pick ninja.

Ninjas fo 'sho!

ninjas for sure.

pirates are alcoholics.

ninjas. because im a ninja

Ninjas are suave, but pirates rock.

OpTaBulIL_w
yeah i vote ninjas

OpTaBulIL_w
yeah i vote ninjas

Pahaha!

^^ there are a whole bunch more on his youtube acount =)

Pirates of course. A ninja would come up and pull out his karate skill and the pirate gets his gun and shoots the ninja. Then he will grab himself a bottle o' rum and listen to Alestorm. Yeah, the pirates would win 'cause they have Alestorm! Arrrr

Pirates of course. A ninja would come up and pull out his karate skill and the pirate gets his gun and shoots the ninja. Then he will grab himself a bottle o' rum and listen to Alestorm. Yeah, the pirates would win 'cause they have Alestorm! Arrrr

Ninja would dodge the bullet then slice his head off.

Ninja would dodge the bullet then slice his head off.

Yeah Boiiiii!!

Although in hand to hand combat, ninjas would probably win, pirates are infinetly cooler.

Please Note: Vikings fall into the same general catergory as pirates.

Ninjas for sure

its maddox readers losing this one?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Ninjas&word2=Pirates

Shame...

****, pirates still exist today, and chances are, most of you are pirates. No use even trying, pirates hands down.

youd think ninja would win, but i reviewed it carefully. they cant swim. and pirates are drunk people with cannons...beat that

How easyer can this question get ninjas all the way!

Ninja.

Put it this way, how many ninjas do you know who have a girlfriend?

1-0

this really shouldn't even be a debate
ninjas ftw

a Black ninja would be bad ass

a Black ninja would be bad ass

ninjas dont wield guns

****, pirates still exist today, and chances are, most of you are pirates. No use even trying, pirates hands down.
There are still ninjas today to smarty pants. Next time do your homework!

There are still ninjas today to smarty pants. Next time do your homework!

I don't think they offer Ninja Studies as a class in his school...

Anyway, to re-iterate. Pirates...

More importantly, look at the poll. It says "PirateS or Ninja", so that means that this contest is beetween an unlimited number of pirates and one ninja...

ninja... it would take one ninja to overthrow a whole pirate ship..

But the pirates would shot the ninja if he/she dares to enter the ship :o

Screw pirates and screw ninjas.

Jedis are where it's at. Think about it. They use swords like ninjas and pirates, shoot guns like pirates, and can lift stuff up in the air with their minds. Jedis FTW!

Screw pirates and screw ninjas.

Jedis are where it's at. Think about it. They use swords like ninjas and pirates, shoot guns like pirates, and can lift stuff up in the air with their minds. Jedis FTW!

fail, ninjas.

fail, ninjas.

Jedi would kill a ninja in under 3 seconds.

Oh god, you guys superbumped this from 2006

Pirates would kick ninjas ass and then steal all there possesions, therefore they win.

ninjas of course, there crazy.

But the pirates would shot the ninja if he/she dares to enter the ship :o

so you think... ninjas 1st rule is to be stealth... you cannot kill what you cant see or not know whats there...

a ninja kills fast, on point w/o hesitation. no noise, only blood when necessary.

pirates are: drunks, loud and noisy... easy kills for even a beginner ninja

At the end of the day pirates are hard as nails and do whatever they want. They can take down the entire planet if they want.

Put it this way, what causes the most spectacular and destructive effects. Playing with gunpowder, or playing with gunpowder.............












...drunk.

At the end of the day pirates are hard as nails and do whatever they want. They can take down the entire planet if they want.

Put it this way, what causes the most spectacular and destructive effects. Playing with gunpowder, or playing with gunpowder.............



ninjas help the shoguns rule japan for hundreds of years

pirates ruled there ship till it sunk...

i would much rather rule a country

whats more destructive than plating with gun powder?
playing with an atomic reactor

But the pirates would shot the ninja if he/she dares to enter the ship :o

which doesnt change the fact that pirates are fags.

living with only men on a ship for months? ghheeyyy

Even if a pirate attacked(shot) a ninja, ninjas are much faster and can dodge, then stab them in the back



ninjas ftw

I know it's an old thread, but I am just so totally indignant that ninjas are ahead.

COME ON, GUYS! Pirates have bandanas, cutlasses, cannons, raggedy clothes, grog, scurvy and wenches. What's not to like?

Arr, an' they 'ave the coolest accent I ever did hear, me hearties...

Is this even a question. It's obvious that pirates will defeat any ninja.

Yep, and the argument about pirates being gay is redundant. Who says there weren't wenches on the ships? And of course, everybody knows they just saved up all their sexual potency during long voyages and then- "lads, to the brothel!!"

Ninjas.. obviously.

Is this even a question. It's obvious that pirates will defeat any ninja.

k, not even

Ah, you fall for a common misconception. There is no battle between pirates and ninjas. They are brothers, friends, and occasionally even lovers The ultimate alleigance: drunk, stylish, pirates with cutlasses and pistols (and boats) and ninjas, with epic steez and intelligence, with katanas, shuriken and all manor of ninja goods.

Hmm. Never though of it that way. I'll get the pirate paperwork ready, chat to my colleagues about it abit and maybe we can work out a deal, mmkay?

Is this even a question. It's obvious that pirates will defeat any ninja.

You are stupid.

pirates = fat old men
ninjas = Jacky Chan


Jacky Chan > fat old men

Any true follower of FSM must believe in the pirates ability. Because, as everyone knows, we are all desendants from pirates. It's that simple.

Any true follower of FSM must believe in the pirates ability. Because, as everyone knows, we are all desendants from pirates. It's that simple.

Ah but what you dont know is FSM is secretly a ninja, who aided pirates in their quest to reduce global warming

Ah but what you dont know is FSM is secretly a ninja, who aided pirates in their quest to reduce global warming

And manbearpig.

And manbearpig.

and manbearpig. lol