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fcgb
05-04-2006, 04:00 PM
Not my best rap, but i was able to reference to Whitney Houston smoking crack.
I'm proud.


and as to what happened, i dont know.
My raps have been slowly declining.
just not enough effort.

FaggotLaMaggot
05-04-2006, 04:40 PM
Marko, you're off to the finals...

Marko
05-10-2006, 06:03 PM
Okay Fag, cheers for the intro ;).

Hey Mr Mortis,
No hard feelings,
But let's go an' sort this,
'coz you're defence is peeling.

I'm still a good mate, but maybe not so
Much if you take this bait, I offer yo
This chance. For shame, can't you take the
Pain -moan- is too great. So let go, for goodness sake, and go vacate that winner's throne.

That's pretty much me,
I'm all spent,
But in these words
Thou shalt not make a dent.
I'm here all night, always in sight.
I'm here all day, and for
My efforts shall you pay.

Bonne nuit!

Marko ;).

FaggotLaMaggot
05-12-2006, 08:02 AM
Shoudl I let marko win becasue necros rap was due yesterday?

Dr_Feelgood
05-12-2006, 09:27 AM
Its a shame that marko has to win the grand final because of a forfeit. Give necro like two more days or something and then if nothing is done Marko wins American Idol.

FaggotLaMaggot
05-12-2006, 09:42 AM
Alright two more days. 14th, that seems fair enough. Private message time.

Dr_Feelgood
05-13-2006, 08:32 AM
Hey im glad you agree...Now get the hell out of my locker room.

RustyNail
05-13-2006, 10:25 AM
Against the rules, really. You should have stated something like "2 days delay in the final round"

khuk
05-13-2006, 06:54 PM
So whats the deal. I forgot about this thread again and I'm all shook up.

Necromortis
05-13-2006, 07:53 PM
We (so I) have until the 14th to post my rap up.

Sorry for the delay guys :( I'll have my rap up today for sure.

~Necro

No offense meant...you know the drill.

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Sorry for the delay guys, don't frown on me,
I've just been gathering up my chi.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
Dunno how Marko made it this far,
He isn't anything close to an MC.
My rap will make this chappie bleed.

Come on Marko, you can do better,
Your rap sounds like a god damn letter.
What are you doing here, take off that Argyle sweater.
You're the debt, I'm the debtor.

You may be here night and day,
But man, you're boring as stone, get what I'm trying to say?
You're annoying as a blue jay,
And just a little bit worse than a terrible lay.

Your accents coming on too thick,
Slow down, your words sound like bricks.
You must played some kind of cruel trick,
Or maybe you just gave the judges’ asses a little lick.
You're an insensitive prick and your dad was a chick,
You paid someone else to write your rhymes, all you did was click.
Keep up your antics and for sure someone's going to be sick.

I’ll give it to you, you know how to spell
But that doesn’t help with the fact
That your rhymes are hollow like so many sea shells

I’ll close this rap with a nice and friendly chow,
I’m the bell, the bell tolls now.

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I had this written yesterday, but I forgot to post it. Hopefully you guys like it :D.

~Necro

khuk
05-14-2006, 02:02 PM
Marko - 7

Necro - 9

RustyNail
05-14-2006, 02:15 PM
Great raps both of you guys, the winner definately deserves the trophy.

jesushadherpes
05-14-2006, 04:32 PM
damn nice Necro
necro-9
marko-8

Necromortis
05-14-2006, 05:32 PM
Thanks you guys :D I'm thinking this may be my best rap yet :D

~Necro

Marko
05-14-2006, 06:05 PM
Yeh...SOMEBODY had a deadline to adhere to!!!

Lol, sweet sounds there bro ;).

Dr_Feelgood
05-14-2006, 11:57 PM
That was well worth the wait Necro, Marko what can i say your rap was sweeter then sugar but i really think Necros rap dropped a few more bombs and he deserves to be this years American Idol. Necro you scored a touchdown with that one.

Necro 9.5

Marko 8

Necromortis
05-15-2006, 12:49 AM
*dances happily*

Hahahaha, thanks you guys :P I was seriously considering recording my rap just for that last extra *oomf*, but I couldn't find my microphone :P

Good job Marko and everybody else.

~Necro

Dr_Feelgood
05-15-2006, 02:05 AM
What do you think about going public with this rap thing? We could be partners, I,ll be your manager and we can split things 80/20 maybe 75/25 depending on how i feel on the day. We can leave all this behind and be rich.....We just need a name change, from now on your Big Poppa N and i,ll be Lil bow wow the 2nd. Its so perfect i can see it now :)

RustyNail
05-15-2006, 02:46 AM
Lil Necro in da house :icon_danc

jesushadherpes
05-15-2006, 09:46 AM
What do you think about going public with this rap thing? We could be partners, I,ll be your manager and we can split things 80/20 maybe 75/25 depending on how i feel on the day. We can leave all this behind and be rich.....We just need a name change, from now on your Big Poppa N and i,ll be Lil bow wow the 2nd. Its so perfect i can see it now :)

man what bout me :( . ill bring dat reggae flow with my alias Jah Soul.
are first single could be "bluntstalls and b****es"

EnigmaticSkatin
05-15-2006, 09:49 AM
Stop... Colaborate and listen...

I better stop before I even begin. Awesome thread guys!

Dr_Feelgood
05-16-2006, 12:35 AM
man what bout me :( . ill bring dat reggae flow with my alias Jah Soul.
are first single could be "bluntstalls and b****es"

Hey thats a damn good idea but instead of JHH your new name is Ja Rule. We will be partners and milk Necro for everything hes got :icon_drib :icon_hug:

Necromortis
05-16-2006, 12:41 AM
Hehehe, I don't have much you guys :P It'd be halarious to see what would happen if I did write a rap song though. I'd probably want to growl it ;)

~Necro

FaggotLaMaggot
05-16-2006, 07:49 AM
Everyone give necro a rep point, or I will sneak up behind you at night and slit your throught in twelve diffrent directions.

Actually scrap that last silly comment. I don't know why I even suggested it. I have read the guidelines five times and now fully understand the use of rep points. Sorry for any invonvenience caused,

Your friend Faggy.

fcgb
06-05-2006, 07:40 PM
I vote we have another rap battle

jesushadherpes
06-05-2006, 07:40 PM
word i was just thinking that too.^^

stupid
06-05-2006, 07:41 PM
i wanna see jhh in the next one if there is one

fcgb
06-05-2006, 07:50 PM
I'd organize it, but i don't especially want to judge.

Mr. Weenabago
06-05-2006, 09:25 PM
yo mutha****a, weeno's on the mic,
and when he's spittin, you know his jeans are tight
PEACE OUT MY WEST SIDE *****ES

Dr_Feelgood
06-05-2006, 10:47 PM
yo mutha****a, weeno's on the mic,
and when he's spittin, you know his jeans are tight
PEACE OUT MY WEST SIDE *****ES

Get your ass back to malibu, If simon from american idol was here right now he would slap the taste out of your mouth