A guy who knows alot about cars. Likes going to parties.

Likes zero skates hard partys even harder and is goofy... just guessing

Guesses way too much and has a nice stash of playgirls in his closet. Ewww....

A guy who beat my idea of my avatar. And who likes Family Guy

I imagine suckyskater as a fugitive bound for Tijuana. I imagine him as a short guy, average weight and has short black hair.

Oh and btw, oompa loompas are awesome they came knocking on my door asking for some cocoa beans.

nope thats yo mama

but ya i see rock adio as.......Hitlers reincarnate! aaaaah run!

i see suckyskater as a skater that sucks.

I see the above poster as a Michael Jackson kissing skater kid the 891st one infact. Hes addicted to vans and has a foot fetish.

warder is avril lavigene

I see the above poster as a Michael Jackson kissing skater kid the 891st one infact. Hes addicted to vans and has a foot fetish.

ahh!!!! my initials don't stand for Michael Jakson Kisser.... lol. i never noticed that. mjksk891 stands for Mike James Ka(can't reveal my last name) sk8 then the year i was born.

a midget who runs around in his whitey tightys all day long crying about loosing his ice cream.

I think of you as a pretty good street skater that likes skating sets and popping flip tricks on the flat. Dunno why.

Why thankyou :) Although I do like ledges VERY much.

I think of sk8t3r as someone who cares not for spelling, he is so concentrated on skating that he hardly goes to school. You will find him skating the local park most days, or then hitting up a big set.

A hippie-ish kind of person.

Really? I can't see any of that in me, meh.

Someone who's got long hair, that's like fuzzy. Think because of your avatar? And you play guitar? Because of your name that I wouldn't have a clue what it means.

Lol, my hair isn't fuzzy, i just used slow shutter. and i don't play guitar either.

Ha, Dammit. Ok, you have rabies?

you got shot 10 times and then one more time by 50cent cuz you got shot more times than he did.

a chubby french guy with blonde hair and a nose on his forehead....dunno why you have a nose on your forehead, but i have this theory that all frenchies are inbred, maybe thats got something to do with it?

likes ice cream

is an emo

Is acutally a little kitty.

gothic?

Wears argyle sweater vests.

Shoulder length hair.

Shops at Wal-Mart

He makes slaves out of children in Indya and China . If kids wont make leather wallets Sharing La will punish them by spanking theyre butts with a fake rubber hand

Very jumpy and energetic.

Brown/black hair, likes to skate ipath, got a free board from a pro and rocks it daily!

Wears argyle sweater vests.




lol. ew.

Is original.. yeah.. and yellow.

Short, dirty blonde hair, likes brown and green tee shirts.

Toung kid been skatin for a while, has the brain of someone alot older than himself.

Tall, his hair is covering his ears , skates zoo york decks , likes popwar , and gaps

Tall, his hair is covering his ears , skates zoo york decks , likes popwar , and gaps


tall skinny, wears girlpants, and has a sence of humor.

Tall, knows alot, and is a beginner skateboarder....

Likes to yell a lot or get super stoked on something. Short brown hair.

Long blonde hair that he likes to braid. He's a cool guy, but likes doing handstands a little bit too much :D

~Necro

Cool guy, great skater, and a LADIES MAN(h):D

loves cashews, bellbottom pants and likes to put green smiley faces at the end of his/her sentences


:icon_peac

I imagine he looks like this
http://home.pacific.net.au/~turner23/2002/hippy-peace.jpg

this is nick everybody
http://www.skaterscafe.com/photos/data/500/medium/3678Picture_27.jpg

^I guess he looks like this

http://bavarianhighlands.de/pics/bam01.jpg

cause thats what came up when I googled 'bam rules'

um this is hard

short, funny, cool.



Tall, knows alot, and is a beginner skateboarder....


lol! Actually I am only 5'5 and am chubby, and I am dumb. But im a beginner, as you guessed.

Short, dumb, chubby, and is a begginer for skatebaording.

That was easy. :)

a mini bug that flies around, with a skateboard.




Short, dumb, chubby, and is a begginer for skatebaording.

That was easy. :)


lol, I love you.

Very original.

And I noticed that ******LaMaggot is off the creative team. why?

Because Dog Town didn't think he represented the Cafe in a positive manner.

As for le electric chair - So Cal...*smack*

"Hella, it's a Nor Cal thing"
"Ride Indy's not Trackers!"

~Necro

Has curlyish blond hair, I think. Always wears these weird brown shoes, :D Lots of gymnast plants and all that.

has long hair, jumpy, one ball of energy, fun to have around.

has long hair, jumpy, one ball of energy, fun to have around.


a long, skinny nail, thats rusty.

original........................??

Generic

^^^ I picture Fc Gb as a smart ass but a very funny one indeed

A professional old school skater.

Long dirty blond hair, skates parks a lot.

Long dirty blond hair, skates parks a lot. How'd you know b/c it is true.
Daniel Jones is an undercover ninja

Long dirty blond hair, skates parks a lot.

Gee, how did I come up with that? :p

like to go bam bam

13 years old. Lives in Omak WA. Dosent have a local park.

I picture a dude with medium length stereotypical skater hair. A street skater, does a lot of diverse skating.

Mastered The Lazerflip At Age 2

^likes rabies

big fury monkey

A kid that says he is good at skating be in reality sucks ass

Looks older than he is. Acts younger than he is. ;) Kidding.

Jokes way too much for his own good.

~Necro

South African freestyle fanatic that wears a flaming clown mask when he skates to keep warm in California.....right

(Besides skating) ... Art, music, lots of friends, does not watch TV but rather plays video games
could be a little bit violent sometimes, but you are a Christian so you are generally a good boy.

Questions everything, likes to think things out, introvert.

likes to spin around, without getting dizzy

Likes the flintstones, enjoys long backside flips on the beach

likes to collect stuff, such as tickets and other cards

has somehting to do with dancing

Homeless.

Homeless.
yeah thats a picture of me in my cardboard box, taken with my million dollar camera

Is a rapistwho lives in a cardboard box on the streets

Is a rapistwho lives in a cardboard box on the streets
Why would you think im a rapist
Well if you think that your probably a Rapist...pervert

Skatboarderer. Has a big nose, likes the punk genre music, and wears tight pants. Always wears a hat.

Why would you think im a rapist
Well if you think that your probably a Rapist...pervert

You need to calm down

You need to calm down
We know eachother. I was just playin around

you got defensive when i called you homeless. we dont know each other.

no i didnt....well i least I didnt think i was

a confused young teen.

Lives in Texas rides horses all the time.

Afraid of the dark, dumb blonde, like kick flips down three stairs, does things with out thinking like on impulse, and is afraid to drop in on a 6 foot QP

Secretly hates school, even though he gets the best grades and all the teachers love him. Rides Ventures, which is good because they're made in Nor Cal, not So Cal.

~Necro

Afraid of the dark, dumb blonde, like kick flips down three stairs, does things with out thinking like on impulse, and is afraid to drop in on a 6 foot QP

6ft QP is not much at all.Maybe a 12 vert ramp :icon_bigg

14 year pld dude in Los altos CA that likes to freestyle.

never takes anything seriously and blames everthing he does on someone else

Is acutally a little kitty.
ROTFLMAO!!!
a not too bright hobbist

likes cheetah on girl action.

a gangster

thinks the world is a cruel place

has trouble spelling decree, somehow manages to get a "G" in there somehow.

likes attention, sleep, and cornflakes.

also like attention, considering the number of times he has posted

posts in this thread way to much

tries to make people dizzy with his avatar

wants to get arrested because hes a skateboarder

knows how to read and often finds himself having the strong urge to do heelflips..... at the disco

Is wanting to do a Flat Ground 720, is a "rebel", has the shirt that matches his avatar

likes hardcore music and video games :icon_clap

has white hair and likes to bang on his chest like KING KONG he is kinig ya knoiw he is big too

likes army stuff has a sence of humor and skates

punker

Kid whos a little on the odd side. Good at soccer. And wears bowling shoes when he skates.

One of these people who shouts at the grannies saying "the handrails are for skating not helping you up the stairs" and to have dancing hitlers under his name..

EDIT:
Directed at FC_GB
But Rock_adio beat me there.

Pot head asian.

Is an interesting person to know in real life.

a person with no face

a guy that enjoys making sigs
and loves cATS

a skater (naw rlly?)

a guy that enjoys making sigs
and loves cATS
you hit the cow on the udder lol

I imagine this guy co-starring in Teen Wolf.

funny. idk how his last psot dosnet portrey(sp?) anything to me.

Unimaginitve - make something out of every post! Heh, just joking man ;)

~Necro

a kid who enjoys standing on his hands......

Is 14, is pretty good at skateboarding, has short brown hair.

Short and pretty good skate'n.

Wears a helmet. And hes good enough to get sponsered.

^^He likes Adios and rocks at skating.

some that is morbidly obsessed with grapes... wears a shirt with grapes on it and is always carrying grapes.

umm lol wears tight pants and likes ragdoll

Something like mr. weenabago

Is 14, is pretty good at skateboarding, has short brown hair.
13 but the rest is right

is colt cannon

old woman who has 400 cats ni her house.

Guy who wears alot of bandannas.

Listens to Metal really lound in his room when he isnt on skaterscafe or out skating. And has long hair.

I'm guessing tight pants and tee shirts, clean Sumner Adios, and short hair.

guy with red or brown hair who likes skating curbs. Used to play alot of Sega in his youth.

Guy who wears alot of bandannas.
LOLZ i have a green one no right now.

Longish-hair, wears a green bandana.

le electric chr hmmm muss be a smeXy beast

le electric chr hmmm muss be a smeXy beast

I think ya mean feedmegrease is a smeXy beast:icon_pelv

I think ya mean feedmegrease is a smeXy beast:icon_pelv
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

underoath830 1$ @ $3XX @Y B3A$T

an old guy

an old guy
I'll kill you, You cat loving grandmother.

Has longish hair, wears bandanas and kills kitty-loving grandmas.

Dressed in a dorky security guard suit with a big badge that says "GRAMMAR POLICE"

IDENDITY THEFT!

LEC is the son of Bigfoot, judging by your avatar...

hahaha, that's a good one.

le electric chr hmmm muss be a smeXy beast
damn straight

hahaha, that's a good one.


damn straight
a kid who thinks hes sexy? but mi sexier.

Underoath, I just found out that underoath is an emo band (at least thats what I heard), so when I think of you, I think of an emo guy. You know, hair over one eye.

^member of the "search thier nams for ALL info club"....o.O shut up

Underoath, I just found out that underoath is an emo band (at least thats what I heard), so when I think of you, I think of an emo guy. You know, hair over one eye.
post hardcore.

are caveman a caveman that woke up out of an cave.

striaght edge

Underoath, I just found out that underoath is an emo band (at least thats what I heard), so when I think of you, I think of an emo guy. You know, hair over one eye.
more fo a hippie than emo

Is really cool since he likes underoath. :]

Has blue eyes. And listens to underoath.

(hehe i have hair covering one eye, but im not emo man!)

i see you as... crazy

Hes a guy that needs to PM me and tell me how he got good at drums. And hes cool. Not a little cool, alot cool.



Oh btw, I dont have blue eyes..they are brown..thats not my eye, its jsut sexy. :]

Sends PMs telling people that they're one of the, if not THE coolest kid on the Cafe. That's right fools.

hahahaha beat you kido. Um i see him as slimey. And cool.

is original.

Is fourteen, with medium hair..and its brown..with light brown eyes..usually just wears t-shirts with good fitting jeans.

^is 45 and a fat old poser....just like dog town! :P (sarcasm bubble?)

Has a long tail. Eats banannas, throws feces at people.

^is 45 and a fat old poser....just like dog town! :P (sarcasm bubble?)


lol. no. Im just 15 actually.

Has a long tail. Eats banannas, throws feces at people.

Has a long tail. Eats banannas, throws feces at people.


Perfect.

^right about everything but the tail :P

Is fourteen, with medium hair..and its brown..with light brown eyes..usually just wears t-shirts with good fitting jeans.
lol all of that is right exept the hair color, i have highlights, otherwise it would be brown.



is an old guy with long hair and a beard that lives in caves.

a guy with a Bam blow-up doll

LEC has hairy legs and when is visible in a terrible photograph he looks like a furball.

****, i really need to change my avatar

a guy with a Bam blow-up doll

I'd only get one of those so I can stick needles in its head.

****, i really need to change my avatar

Yeah man use your BK thing from your sig.

it won't let it be animated

Akward.

is some kid that eats grease all the time.

wears element shirts and regular jeans, not tight?
someone who skates... maybe sketchy? dunno
a 14 year old rebel with long hair and has his hat on backwards...mybe trucker

a guy that rides around on his board with a crown and a big robe.

yeahhh....don't forget the staff and the orb thing

Is fat, ugly, and has no skillz. Nah just kidding he's awesome.

a guy made of metal with a little antenna on the top of his head

A guy that has people sitting on him alive, but getting off him dead.

Menicingly strokes a kitten.

For the fragile force

Of his agile horse

A special bag

Of chocolate chips...

Can anyone tell me what I just quoted?

"Meet Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch" Deltron 3030

Dude with kinda messy, longish hair, tall, likes boneless tricks.

is...erm...a...dude that has a lazer gun? and likes to flip his board?

The dude you use in Halo doin a caveman?

<.<...erm ^ lives nowhere in the US

Dude with kinda messy, longish hair, tall, likes boneless tricks.
Stalker.

Short guy that wears a leopard man-thong.

gu that owns an electric chair and kills peole with it. then skates...

^ lives on a farm

i live in the city btw...no one STALK ME!

guy that plays H.A.L.O. while he skates cuz he has a tv attached to his skatboard with an X Box

^almost right ;)

and actually...its hard doing kickflips while trying to do the last part of halo 2...:P

it's easy I've done it before...

pshhhhh can u teach me!?
(sarcasm bubble)

A mix between Master Chief and the caveman from those commercials where the guy says "it's so easy a caveman could do it" and the caveman is like "NOT COOL!"

a good skater, who loves video games.

Smelly. And likes to think hes cool.


























just kidding. I love you.

a one eyed skater with blonde hair that kcickflipped the grand canyon blind-folded

a one eyed skater with blonde hair that kcickflipped the grand canyon blind-folded


Has no idea where his other shoe is, and really doesn't care.

a good skater, who loves video games.

i hate video games....

Has no idea where his other shoe is, and really doesn't care.


stalker...

^a german dude hates futbol

lol. I have dark brown hair man. ^ A sexy kid who is deeply in love with me, but hes going to just reply with a haha yeah right, but he knows its so true.

^is out of his mind right now

Likes Halo. Not geeky but not popular. Has a decent amout of friends that arent geekey or popular either. Brown hair.... Plays video games alot. Skates sometimes. And rarely works out.

lol. I have dark brown hair man. ^ A sexy kid who is deeply in love with me, but hes going to just reply with a haha yeah right, but he knows its so true.


haha yeah right...

haha yeah right...


Lol, your officially my best friend in the world. I am not in love with you, we are getting married tomorrow. :]


just kidding.

...wow.
has crazy blonde hair, one blue eye and an empty hole where the other ones supposed to go. there is also an empy hole where the brain is (and his special little gland) teehee
well, this concludes my novel on what i expect you to be (or not to be) and yeah that stuff.

mowhawk, pale, has tattoos all over and can play drums better than travis barker

Dosent know how good Travis Barker plays drums......

^haha, that's funny, i don't listen to his band, i don't even know the name.

^can ollie like danny wainwright

Haha I'm wishing. Blink-182. Good band. Umm soo I'm guessing you skate hard. Are a christian. And... play video games.

haha, r u a stalker?
^has wings

a cool dude thats a christian, and is obsessed with skaterscafe and skateboarding.

Short guy with a bowl-like haircut, likes to jsut roll aroudn and do basic street tricks.

a guy with long hair and a cap.
skates vert and does lazer flips.

loves bam (i read the sig), is balding, weres short shorts and a sweetshirt that says "bull sh*%" and has size 10 etnie lo cals and a 6.3 3boro l.a. deck.

has hair down to ass and strums the bass all day and smokes pot.

skates street, has medium black hair, and plays drums.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/skatedude_01/chad.jpg


^you might look like this...
the stereorypical look of skaters...

I amaging him to be about 5'10 inches and 140 pounds. brown hair with almost like a jim carey in dumb and dumber haircut. Probably has a pair of glasses but sticks with the contacts most days.

am I close at all?

5'10 about 140 pounds
Really short hair.
A bit chubby.
Cool.

brownish hair. bit tall. has a chevy.

Asian, kind of short. Is just starting to skateboard.

A man of few words....I really dont know you :)

Dude who who thinks he's better than everyone else and feels good

Is really hawt.

Laid back cute gangsta secksy skater

Dude who who thinks he's better than everyone else and feels good

Dunno where that came from lad but i dont think im better then anyone.

9'8 tall....170 pounds
has a degree in scuba diving.

somebody with a pair of binoculars (sp??) and a super
ear to see and hear everything ryan smith does...

Has Glasses, pocket protectors and a Bill Gates mini-me :)

has a booger hangin from his nose.

Wow! This thread is ancient!

an expert head-butter... who skateboards...

I've always imagined in impoverished Ethiopan upon reading his name... so let's go for a small, bloated, malnourished Ethiopan. Who can run marathons in 15 minutes.

ok well im just gana guess on what you look like
well im thinkin your tall
and have black hair
and dresses like a skater

I relly hot brown haired girl

umm.. im blonde

do you watch strongbad emails alot?

Angelish

Tall guy with short black hair. Likes to carve down hills alot.

3'9 tall with a 8.675 board and is holding a bowl of grease.
90 pounds

Medium height. Dark hair, long enough to cover his eyes, but doesn't quite reach the end of his nose.

He also wears clown shoes and a green tunic.

...<.<...>.>....how'd you know?!
ahhh* looks out window*...I CAN SEE YOU! :-O



7'9 tall and 110 pounds. playing runescape...ummmm....*looks through binocliars(sp?*annnnnddddd is wearing...nothing. o.O.

wears a peice of caribou (sp?) fur around
his waist and carries a club with spikes in it.

Is a fully sick Sk8R D00d.

Dtermined bloke who likes skating ledges

A dude who likes wearing (what do you people call them nowadays, beanies?), and has a bit of freckles on his face. Medium heigh, low build.

A dude, with a fat red suit and a white as snow beard. Laughs every Christmas day, and needs to lose weight...

Ok, serioulsy, I think you look like a guy with long hair, weighs roughly around 140lbs. and skates good.

that kid at school who seems cool until you talk to him, then he tells you all about jesus

Emo maybe...i'm sure nobody knows me.Maybe some sb-c people.

Hates skateboard. ummm...i dunno. black hair? ****. i know nothing of him:P

tall, long hair, 120-140 lb's, white

stalks ryan smith on a daily basis. also, has a ryan smith shrine in his closet (bows down to it every morning.) =D

Looks like Tosh Townend

Heavy rocker.

^ one of those people who always wears a t-shirt
with an american flag on it...

That one kid in gym class that chills in the corner with his PSP watching scenes from LOTR....

An Angel :o