Tom
05-28-2006, 06:55 PM
With another month over, the time for the next interview has arrived. You guys chose FC_GB, submitted your questions, and patiently awaited the next interview. Well, wait no longer ladies and gentlemen, because without further adue, here's the one and only FC_GB!!!!!
1. What do you do in your spare time? When you're not skating what kind of things are you into?
In my spare time, i enjoy meeting new people, candle lit dinners, and long walks on the beach. Afterwards, recieving candy from strangers is always a plus. Drinking bleach.
In reality, besides skating, my sport is soccer. Actually, thats a lie. Besides soccer, my sport is skating. May be a suprise to some of you, but I actually play soccer much more than I skate. I'm a lot better at soccer too. I spend more time on it and enjoy it more.
I dont even skate at all.
2. What is FC_GB's personal life? Does he have any friends who take drugs etc.
Sadly, I have no friends, and rather than finding some, I spend my time in the closet in my basement with the labtop, going on skaterscafe and giggling like a little girl at the sk8ers.
Or, i dont feel comfortable posting my personal life over the internet.
which one is it?
you decide.
3. Who are your heros and who influences you?
Chuck Norris.
4. Do you take everything as a joke? Do you take anything seriously, or is goofing around your way of life?
It's not that everything is a joke. It's that you can find humor in ANY situation. Challenge me. Tell me the worst story you could ever imagine, and I can make a joke about it.
That joke may send me straight to hell. So be it.
5. Where would you be if you would of never picked up a skateboard?
A rich billionaire with a lot less leg pains and minor injuries.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a344/gbgbgb/100_0656.jpg
6. How the hell did you become so obsessed with Chuck Norris?
Better question: Why AREN'T you obsessed with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once got into a "who has more testicles" contest, with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won. By five.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potatoe sacks them.
The story that Hitler committed suicide was a conspiracy theory. In fact, he was teabagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he beats his penis into submission.
7. Whats the username about/Where'd you come up with it?
It came to me. in a dream.
8. What are you personal feeling as to where the sport of skateboarding is going for the future? Uphill/downhill?
Definetely uphill. Lots of people saying its losing its soul, everybody is selling out, everybodys a poser. This is a flat out lie. New technology will only help skaters. Soul can still exist outside of a 10" oldschool board.
Real skaters will not care about companys such as Nike getting into the bussiness. They will cherish it.
They can still have the same soul wearing Nike shoes as skating barefoot.
If everybodys so into keeping skating from selling out, the first thing they should do is not sell out themselves. Make their own boards if they're that against it.
9. Do you have any weird eating habits?
I am adhered to a strict diet of Kraft Parmesan Cheese and Oreos.
what the **** kind of question is this?
10. What music are you into/ What music do you like to listen to before(or while) you skate.
My true love is bluegrass, but I do listen to lots of other kinds. Most prominent being hip hop, ska, and punk. Here are some quick music artists off the top of my head:
The Aquabats
Aesop Rock
Sage Francis
Anti Flag
Streetlight Manifesto
Bad Religion
But none of those artists compare to my boy Mr. T.
I dont tend to listen to music while skating. I skate only with people, and why would i put on headphones if im hanging out with my friends?
11. Whats your greatest accomplishment on a skateboard ? also what is it off a skateboard?
I don't skate. Why are you all asking be skateboard questions?
12. What's your favorite trick?
Boneless, hands down. It just feels right. I bet if i was in a perminate state of throwing down bonelesses, i could cure cancer.
13. How does one attain such a level of awesomeness? I'd really like to try but I'm not sure if I'm capable of attaining the level that FC_GB is on.
I guess I was born with it....
...West SYYDE!
14. If you had an imaginary friend, what would they look like?
Something along the lines of...
http://lemonodor.com/images/chuck-norris-arete-s.jpg
15. How much do you skate everyday?
Not very much. I only skate with friends, rarely alone. I'm caught up fight crime so often, that i can rarely make time, let alone have it coincide with my friends time.
16. If you were a girl, how would you look like and what would you be called?
My name would would be Dani, and i'd look a little something like this....
http://x402.putfile.com/4/11616312320.jpg
17. How does feedmegrease26 do as a body guard?
Huh?
18. Are your toes as long as your fingers?
You guys have bad questions.
yes.
19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
That Canada didn't exist.
I mean.... Feed the hungry people?
**** this, i'd wish for a genie.
and then wish for more wishes.
Can i do that?
who's making up these rules anyway.
20. Is there a trick you would kill for? If yes, which one?
Caspers. They're so damn hard.
And what do you mean, would? It's more of a.... did.
and it didn't even work.
Sorry about that, JFK.
Before we wrap this up, I'll levae the floor open to any comment/shout out you'd liek to make. Once again, thank you for your time! Take care!!
Well, i'd like to thank every member who has been kind to me. Especially Sk8ter_Dude29102.
All the mods and admins. I'm honestly surprised I haven't been banned yet. Most of you aren't power hungry bastards. Except Daniel Jones.
Chuck Norris.
Everybody who voted for me, stand up and let the cafe mock you. Feel guilty; you're the reason for such a ****** interview.
Everybody who makes the cafe worthwhile. Theres like... 5 of you.
Everybody who actually is stupid enough to believe this is all true.
Chuck Norris.
Local Legend. My friend in real life. Combination of midget and hobbit. Doesn't post much, but makes good ones.
And finally, GenocideHero. He's a generally nice guy.
Everybody who read that entire shout out list. I was just trying to make it as long as possible.
The End
1. What do you do in your spare time? When you're not skating what kind of things are you into?
In my spare time, i enjoy meeting new people, candle lit dinners, and long walks on the beach. Afterwards, recieving candy from strangers is always a plus. Drinking bleach.
In reality, besides skating, my sport is soccer. Actually, thats a lie. Besides soccer, my sport is skating. May be a suprise to some of you, but I actually play soccer much more than I skate. I'm a lot better at soccer too. I spend more time on it and enjoy it more.
I dont even skate at all.
2. What is FC_GB's personal life? Does he have any friends who take drugs etc.
Sadly, I have no friends, and rather than finding some, I spend my time in the closet in my basement with the labtop, going on skaterscafe and giggling like a little girl at the sk8ers.
Or, i dont feel comfortable posting my personal life over the internet.
which one is it?
you decide.
3. Who are your heros and who influences you?
Chuck Norris.
4. Do you take everything as a joke? Do you take anything seriously, or is goofing around your way of life?
It's not that everything is a joke. It's that you can find humor in ANY situation. Challenge me. Tell me the worst story you could ever imagine, and I can make a joke about it.
That joke may send me straight to hell. So be it.
5. Where would you be if you would of never picked up a skateboard?
A rich billionaire with a lot less leg pains and minor injuries.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a344/gbgbgb/100_0656.jpg
6. How the hell did you become so obsessed with Chuck Norris?
Better question: Why AREN'T you obsessed with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once got into a "who has more testicles" contest, with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won. By five.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potatoe sacks them.
The story that Hitler committed suicide was a conspiracy theory. In fact, he was teabagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he beats his penis into submission.
7. Whats the username about/Where'd you come up with it?
It came to me. in a dream.
8. What are you personal feeling as to where the sport of skateboarding is going for the future? Uphill/downhill?
Definetely uphill. Lots of people saying its losing its soul, everybody is selling out, everybodys a poser. This is a flat out lie. New technology will only help skaters. Soul can still exist outside of a 10" oldschool board.
Real skaters will not care about companys such as Nike getting into the bussiness. They will cherish it.
They can still have the same soul wearing Nike shoes as skating barefoot.
If everybodys so into keeping skating from selling out, the first thing they should do is not sell out themselves. Make their own boards if they're that against it.
9. Do you have any weird eating habits?
I am adhered to a strict diet of Kraft Parmesan Cheese and Oreos.
what the **** kind of question is this?
10. What music are you into/ What music do you like to listen to before(or while) you skate.
My true love is bluegrass, but I do listen to lots of other kinds. Most prominent being hip hop, ska, and punk. Here are some quick music artists off the top of my head:
The Aquabats
Aesop Rock
Sage Francis
Anti Flag
Streetlight Manifesto
Bad Religion
But none of those artists compare to my boy Mr. T.
I dont tend to listen to music while skating. I skate only with people, and why would i put on headphones if im hanging out with my friends?
11. Whats your greatest accomplishment on a skateboard ? also what is it off a skateboard?
I don't skate. Why are you all asking be skateboard questions?
12. What's your favorite trick?
Boneless, hands down. It just feels right. I bet if i was in a perminate state of throwing down bonelesses, i could cure cancer.
13. How does one attain such a level of awesomeness? I'd really like to try but I'm not sure if I'm capable of attaining the level that FC_GB is on.
I guess I was born with it....
...West SYYDE!
14. If you had an imaginary friend, what would they look like?
Something along the lines of...
http://lemonodor.com/images/chuck-norris-arete-s.jpg
15. How much do you skate everyday?
Not very much. I only skate with friends, rarely alone. I'm caught up fight crime so often, that i can rarely make time, let alone have it coincide with my friends time.
16. If you were a girl, how would you look like and what would you be called?
My name would would be Dani, and i'd look a little something like this....
http://x402.putfile.com/4/11616312320.jpg
17. How does feedmegrease26 do as a body guard?
Huh?
18. Are your toes as long as your fingers?
You guys have bad questions.
yes.
19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
That Canada didn't exist.
I mean.... Feed the hungry people?
**** this, i'd wish for a genie.
and then wish for more wishes.
Can i do that?
who's making up these rules anyway.
20. Is there a trick you would kill for? If yes, which one?
Caspers. They're so damn hard.
And what do you mean, would? It's more of a.... did.
and it didn't even work.
Sorry about that, JFK.
Before we wrap this up, I'll levae the floor open to any comment/shout out you'd liek to make. Once again, thank you for your time! Take care!!
Well, i'd like to thank every member who has been kind to me. Especially Sk8ter_Dude29102.
All the mods and admins. I'm honestly surprised I haven't been banned yet. Most of you aren't power hungry bastards. Except Daniel Jones.
Chuck Norris.
Everybody who voted for me, stand up and let the cafe mock you. Feel guilty; you're the reason for such a ****** interview.
Everybody who makes the cafe worthwhile. Theres like... 5 of you.
Everybody who actually is stupid enough to believe this is all true.
Chuck Norris.
Local Legend. My friend in real life. Combination of midget and hobbit. Doesn't post much, but makes good ones.
And finally, GenocideHero. He's a generally nice guy.
Everybody who read that entire shout out list. I was just trying to make it as long as possible.
The End