Yes, this is the "I must just tell my stupid and pointless story thread." And it was made with I Try on my mind.

So go ahead and instead of starting a new waste of bandwitch to get in the way of my eyes, put it in here.

haha XD...umm this one time i accidently...err...wait....nvm i cant remember. ><...oh yhe! i stuck a altoids up my nose..it burned :P

today some trippy old homeless man in front of barnes and noble talked to me for a while about his days as a "pyschonaut" after he saw i had bought a book detailing the history and use of LSD. it was pretty intresting homless people are entertaining

Today I drank a can of coke, ate some poprocks and came on here cause I have absolutley no life...

today some trippy old homeless man in front of barnes and noble talked to me for a while about his days as a "pyschonaut" after he saw i had bought a book detailing the history and use of LSD. it was pretty intresting homless people are entertaining

^ I agree to that ^

Theres nothing like having a conversation with a drunk homeless guy in the middle of a busy street...

... Don't ask

SSR

Yay Chicago!

^ I agree to that ^

Theres nothing like having a conversation with a drunk homeless guy in the middle of a busy street...

... Don't ask (****, you didn't just read that last sentence.)

SSR
Wait, what? Must be fun.

Ohh yes, will Daniel Jones be locking this thread? Too bad if he does. Ohh well, this is a calling for spam.

I a man hoor :p.

You have great grammar and perfect spelling.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a sleeping homeless man get run over by a truck driven by the lawn maintenance guy.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a homeless man confront my dad and start making lude comments about my sister as if the two were discussing a female of MUTUAL SEXUAL interest. My sister was 12 at the time.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a 400$ pair of pants.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, someone asked me to do a kickflip.

Well, 2 weeks ago coming back from Key West (my honeymoon), I drove up to Miami Airport to get my flight home. I dropped the rental car off at 3pm and grabbed a shuttle to the airport to wait for my night flight back home. My airplane was supposed to take off at 8:45pm from Miami,FL to Newark,NJ but because of a really bad storm, it ended up being cancelled (the plane taking us home, got diverted to jacksonville)! Well, the next flight that we could catch was at 8am the next morning so we slept on the floor near the gates. Around 3am, I woke up to some guy vacuuming around me, and a "red eye" flight with people going to Lima, Peru! I couldn't understand a word they were saying and felt like I woke up in a parallel universe. I nearly jumped up, and bolted leaving behind the new wife and running for my life, thinking "this is the end, they got me"! It took me a second to realize what the hell was going on, but that initial moment of a vacuum running, strange lauguages, and the blurriness of my contacts not adjusting soon enough, was an experience I soon will never forget...I never wanted to start a thread to tell my story, but figured this would be a good opportunity to share it! I nearly messed myself in that moment...lol

Well, 2 weeks ago coming back from Key West (my honeymoon), I drove up to Miami Airport to get my flight home. I dropped the rental car off at 3pm and grabbed a shuttle to the airport to wait for my night flight back home. My airplane was supposed to take off at 8:45pm from Miami,FL to Newark,NJ but because of a really bad storm, it ended up being cancelled (the plane taking us home, got diverted to jacksonville)! Well, the next flight that we could catch was at 8am the next morning so we slept on the floor near the gates. Around 3am, I woke up to some guy vacuuming around me, and a "red eye" flight with people going to Lima, Peru! I couldn't understand a word they were saying and felt like I woke up in a parallel universe. I nearly jumped up, and bolted leaving behind the new wife and running for my life, thinking "this is the end, they got me"! It took me a second to realize what the hell was going on, but that initial moment of a vacuum running, strange lauguages, and the blurriness of my contacts not adjusting soon enough, was an experience I soon will never forget...I never wanted to start a thread to tell my story, but figured this would be a good opportunity to share it! I nearly messed myself in that moment...lol
Ahahaha.

My friend threw his underware at me today after we skated and they were all sweaty so i slapped him

Well I had a much better time than all of you combined...

Ever seen that movie dazed and confused? Well I just graduated from 7th grade. Honestly not to big of an acomphlishment, however I do go to a rather pristegous school. What made this year special however is my parents were out of town. In fact only my dad was home. Which is the equivilent of having free rule over the house. He locked himself up in his room and went to sleep at like 6...

What was I doing at 6 you might ask? Well I was wandering aimlessly about campus, I stopped to check my email before I found my way up the steps and onto the quad. Where I noticed a DJ Unpacking his stuff... How could I have been so stupid I thought for half a second, Theres a dance tonight! And everyones invited. At first it hit me that I didnt have a date, or even a guest. And then it hit me that a date has never done anything but PREVENTED me from having all the fun I have ever wanted.
It was then I decided I was going solo. But first I thought it best to get on freindlier terms with the DJ. I was talking to him for about half and hour before the dance, apparently he was going almost completely off requests and requests alone that night. Which made me a little upset, he said he couldnt play any of my music. Because that he thought it was likeley to clear the floor. He was right, my school has as much taste as a philipeno hooker. But I decided to just suck it up and dance. Something I dont normally do.
Well the dance got started fast, and before I knew it I was trapped in the middle of the largest mosh pit I have ever been in, ever. Surrounded by women, however that was not the fact that made it so much fun, what I thought was funny was the fact that I cant freaking dance! Some of my freinds are always cracking jokes about how I got more tricks than rodney mullen, but I got less moves than vanilla ice. So that was when I got asked to actually dance, which was a problem. See in a mosh pit all you have to do is jump around to not look like a tool. This was one of those ever popular "Bumping and Grinding" style slow slash fast dance songs. And im thinking "Im ******!" But I complied none the less. Little did I know that the girl who just asked me to dance was also perhaps the best dancer at the school. Of course she started dancing, really leading me if anything, doing her thing. ***Note, It was at this time that I looked up and noticed that there was a f****** circle around us. All screaming word of encouragment, with a vigorous passion, Such as "BRANDON WTF! GET YOUR FREAK ON FOOL!!!"

And somewhere betwixt the sprinkler and the electric slide I got lost back in the mosh, never to be seen again... That is untill my freinds pulled me out. Cracking up at the fact that I got caught redhanded, surrounded by women. Of course I was pissed! I got pulled out of a freaking mosh pit! When I inquired as of there motives they said "Come on! After party at your house!"

And guess what I said... "What the hell"

And so untill five AM We partied and partied, and still in the dark we left the house, stopped at a 711 to purchase some caffine drinks, and made our way out to the theatre. From then on out things took a slow downhill turn but I didnt care. Watching Mi3 at 7 AM was just a way to kill some time. And when we got out it was off to wander and party some more. Antill right about now, as I am left alone. Releived, and writing this post.

Yesterday, I had noodles.

Well I had a much better time than all of you combined...

Ever seen that movie dazed and confused? Well I just graduated from 7th grade. Honestly not to big of an acomphlishment, however I do go to a rather pristegous school. What made this year special however is my parents were out of town. In fact only my dad was home. Which is the equivilent of having free rule over the house. He locked himself up in his room and went to sleep at like 6...

What was I doing at 6 you might ask? Well I was wandering aimlessly about campus, I stopped to check my email before I found my way up the steps and onto the quad. Where I noticed a DJ Unpacking his stuff... How could I have been so stupid I thought for half a second, Theres a dance tonight! And everyones invited. At first it hit me that I didnt have a date, or even a guest. And then it hit me that a date has never done anything but PREVENTED me from having all the fun I have ever wanted.
It was then I decided I was going solo. But first I thought it best to get on freindlier terms with the DJ. I was talking to him for about half and hour before the dance, apparently he was going almost completely off requests and requests alone that night. Which made me a little upset, he said he couldnt play any of my music. Because that he thought it was likeley to clear the floor. He was right, my school has as much taste as a philipeno hooker. But I decided to just suck it up and dance. Something I dont normally do.
Well the dance got started fast, and before I knew it I was trapped in the middle of the largest mosh pit I have ever been in, ever. Surrounded by women, however that was not the fact that made it so much fun, what I thought was funny was the fact that I cant freaking dance! Some of my freinds are always cracking jokes about how I got more tricks than rodney mullen, but I got less moves than vanilla ice. So that was when I got asked to actually dance, which was a problem. See in a mosh pit all you have to do is jump around to not look like a tool. This was one of those ever popular "Bumping and Grinding" style slow slash fast dance songs. And im thinking "Im ******!" But I complied none the less. Little did I know that the girl who just asked me to dance was also perhaps the best dancer at the school. Of course she started dancing, really leading me if anything, doing her thing. ***Note, It was at this time that I looked up and noticed that there was a f****** circle around us. All screaming word of encouragment, with a vigorous passion, Such as "BRANDON WTF! GET YOUR FREAK ON FOOL!!!"

And somewhere betwixt the sprinkler and the electric slide I got lost back in the mosh, never to be seen again... That is untill my freinds pulled me out. Cracking up at the fact that I got caught redhanded, surrounded by women. Of course I was pissed! I got pulled out of a freaking mosh pit! When I inquired as of there motives they said "Come on! After party at your house!"

And guess what I said... "What the hell"

And so untill five AM We partied and partied, and still in the dark we left the house, stopped at a 711 to purchase some caffine drinks, and made our way out to the theatre. From then on out things took a slow downhill turn but I didnt care. Watching Mi3 at 7 AM was just a way to kill some time. And when we got out it was off to wander and party some more. Antill right about now, as I am left alone. Releived, and writing this post.

WOW...I don't think that was Dazed and Confused, I think that was something out of Dirty Dancing! Good story, but did ya get the chics number or ANYTHING, for looking like an ass in the dance circle?

Well I had a much better time than all of you combined...

Ever seen that movie dazed and confused? Well I just graduated from 7th grade. Honestly not to big of an acomphlishment, however I do go to a rather pristegous school. What made this year special however is my parents were out of town. In fact only my dad was home. Which is the equivilent of having free rule over the house. He locked himself up in his room and went to sleep at like 6...

What was I doing at 6 you might ask? Well I was wandering aimlessly about campus, I stopped to check my email before I found my way up the steps and onto the quad. Where I noticed a DJ Unpacking his stuff... How could I have been so stupid I thought for half a second, Theres a dance tonight! And everyones invited. At first it hit me that I didnt have a date, or even a guest. And then it hit me that a date has never done anything but PREVENTED me from having all the fun I have ever wanted.
It was then I decided I was going solo. But first I thought it best to get on freindlier terms with the DJ. I was talking to him for about half and hour before the dance, apparently he was going almost completely off requests and requests alone that night. Which made me a little upset, he said he couldnt play any of my music. Because that he thought it was likeley to clear the floor. He was right, my school has as much taste as a philipeno hooker. But I decided to just suck it up and dance. Something I dont normally do.
Well the dance got started fast, and before I knew it I was trapped in the middle of the largest mosh pit I have ever been in, ever. Surrounded by women, however that was not the fact that made it so much fun, what I thought was funny was the fact that I cant freaking dance! Some of my freinds are always cracking jokes about how I got more tricks than rodney mullen, but I got less moves than vanilla ice. So that was when I got asked to actually dance, which was a problem. See in a mosh pit all you have to do is jump around to not look like a tool. This was one of those ever popular "Bumping and Grinding" style slow slash fast dance songs. And im thinking "Im ******!" But I complied none the less. Little did I know that the girl who just asked me to dance was also perhaps the best dancer at the school. Of course she started dancing, really leading me if anything, doing her thing. ***Note, It was at this time that I looked up and noticed that there was a f****** circle around us. All screaming word of encouragment, with a vigorous passion, Such as "BRANDON WTF! GET YOUR FREAK ON FOOL!!!"

And somewhere betwixt the sprinkler and the electric slide I got lost back in the mosh, never to be seen again... That is untill my freinds pulled me out. Cracking up at the fact that I got caught redhanded, surrounded by women. Of course I was pissed! I got pulled out of a freaking mosh pit! When I inquired as of there motives they said "Come on! After party at your house!"

And guess what I said... "What the hell"

And so untill five AM We partied and partied, and still in the dark we left the house, stopped at a 711 to purchase some caffine drinks, and made our way out to the theatre. From then on out things took a slow downhill turn but I didnt care. Watching Mi3 at 7 AM was just a way to kill some time. And when we got out it was off to wander and party some more. Antill right about now, as I am left alone. Releived, and writing this post.

WOW...I don't think that was Dazed and Confused, I think that was something out of Dirty Dancing! Good story, but did ya get the chics number or ANYTHING, for looking like an ass in the dance circle?

I met a British girl last night. That doens't happen everyday, does it?

It does if your name is Marko.. or arto-geoff.

I kid asked me if was Tony Hawk.

We put my friend in his trash-can after it rained the night before. Nasty water non-the-less.

homeless people are very fun lol

I eat a tootsie roll........I think?

Oh I also got my braces taken off, finally.

i tried to watch memento last night after takin some DMT but realized about an 45 minutes into it that i had absolutely no idea what the hell was going on.

i tried to watch memento last night after takin some DMT but realized about an 45 minutes into it that i had absolutely no idea what the hell was going on.
If you were able to come to this realization, you weren't tripping hard enough.

i tried to watch memento last night after takin some DMT but realized about an 45 minutes into it that i had absolutely no idea what the hell was going on.

Great movie... Try watching it without the DMT though.

WOW...I don't think that was Dazed and Confused, I think that was something out of Dirty Dancing! Good story, but did ya get the chics number or ANYTHING, for looking like an ass in the dance circle?

Ha ha, I wish! Just had a good time. Really it was an awesome night. Its not often I get to party all night straight and into the next day, with out my parents even caring. In fact I cant be sure if my dad even noticed I was gone...

I watched monty python and I got the **** scared outta me.... scarred me for life.

I watched monty python and I got the **** scared outta me.... scarred me for life.

Monty Python... And the Holy Grail? How the hell could that have scared you...

I watched monty python and I got the **** scared outta me.... scarred me for life.

how does the greatest movie in the history of the world scare the **** outta you? or are you talking about The Life of Brian, where you see a man's genetalia?

I got brown ragdoll pants..... there the **** *****

I got brown ragdoll pants..... there the **** *****

How many pairs of pants do you have?

I have two pairs of jeans and some swim trunks. Lol you must have a pants buget or something.

noo.... it was the monty python circus... not the holy grail.

haha not really I have goodwill right by my house.... skate there all the time. ^^^^

noo.... it was the monty python circus... not the holy grail.

haha not really I have goodwill right by my house.... skate there all the time. ^^^^
so you took clothes from goodwill? how do you sleep at night?

so you took clothes from goodwill? how do you sleep at night?

He bought them from goodwill.

I got kicked out of the baseball field pavilion I skate at today, twice.

i was so hot today. when i was at church, it felt like somebody had thrown water over my shirt. thats how much i was sweating

Today me and my friend were out with our bb guns, and apparently somebody thought they were real and called the cops. They pulled up next to us and my friend accidentally fired and hit the car, I guess the cop didn't realise. He took our bb guns... and thats all. Good thing I didn't get in trouble and he didn't call my parents. Last time I got in trouble with the cops I got grounded for 3 weeks.

i watched my friend light his shirt on fire and then spray that shoe waterproofing stuff on it. hes gonna light it more in a few days

LOL that reminds me, me and my friend put zippo lighter fluid all over a tennis ball and lit it in front of a house with people comming out... we tried to stomp it out and couldn't then we just skated away lol...

If you were able to come to this realization, you weren't tripping hard enough.


I belive... this was the smartest thing Deaf has ever said.

yesterday I scared the **** out of my friends. I had this plan for a while. It was 6/6/06 and they thought that something was gonna happen. I slept over at a friend's house along with a few more friends. I brought my devil mask and as soon as they all fell asleep (around 3 AM?) I put my mask on and kept whispering in my friend's ears "The devil is here." One of them woke up and totally freaked. So everybody was up and I was laughing uncontrolably in my sleeping bag.

yesterday I scared the **** out of my friends. I had this plan for a while. It was 6/6/06 and they thought that something was gonna happen. I slept over at a friend's house along with a few more friends. I brought my devil mask and as soon as they all fell asleep (around 3 AM?) I put my mask on and kept whispering in my friend's ears "The devil is here." One of them woke up and totally freaked. So everybody was up and I was laughing uncontrolably in my sleeping bag.

haha, great.

I busted the hell out of my shin today doing a railstand and not putting my weight right.

I made these cookied then ate them..... 4 and they were good.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a sleeping homeless man get run over by a truck driven by the lawn maintenance guy.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a homeless man confront my dad and start making lude comments about my sister as if the two were discussing a female of MUTUAL SEXUAL interest. My sister was 12 at the time.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, I saw a 400$ pair of pants.

When I was in South Beach, Miami, someone asked me to do a kickflip.
I need to start going to south beach more often.

I try still hasn't looked at this thread, too bad.

I didn't have any noodles today. I did have rice.

Ohh wait, he did see this thread. I should send him thsi in a pm. I don't know, just bored.

I finally got out for summer break today. Yipppiiiiieeeee. (no really).

Just two more weeks and I'll have a 11 week holiday.. after that.. it'll be school time again.

I ran through alot of fountains today and got wet. Quite fun.

i skated for an hour in pajamas.

I tripped down my stairs a minute ago, my *** bone hurts like hell.

In my global history class my friend through a paper airplane and it got stuck in the ceiling. Pretty funny if i must say so myself.

I totally failed during the play for English class and made a big fool of myself by blanking out like 10 times during the 49 minute production. Everybody in my group probably hates me now for screwing up so terribly, at least I hate myself right now.

I can't stop eating.

I had an english presentation today about one of the most boring countries of Europe, in my opinion: Estonia. Fortunately my sarcasm made it a good presentation.

I got a new ragdoll hat... I AM THE RAGDOLL! haha idk
I got my grip ****ed up... gettin another ragdoll board soon.

There is this driveway at the end of my street. It is HUGE and STEEP. We were backside flipping it and everything. Watch the video and/or photo section later, i'll post some stuff.

i must say i thought this would be the dumbest thing ever, but this is amazing. You kinda like took 80% of the crap thread and put them in here! genius... +rep!

,Lemons

I was credit carded.

Well here's a story.

My friend and i were skateing the tennis court. After that we climbed a fence that was near a rouf. So we were on the rouf chillin and ripping shingles(sp?) off the rouf. We went to another place near and soon the cops came. We lied and got away but they told our adress and my parents were called but they weren't mad cause they think i didnt do anything

So I was walking home from school with my friends (Kevin, Jon, and Arthur). We're waiting at the stop and some kid is staring at Arthur. He says "What are you looking at? You wanna start something?" The other kid says "Go." Before I know it Arthur hits that kid in the face twice and and it was so fast, the kid is thinking "WTF just happened?" My other friend Jon got in a fight with dome kid cuz he was wearing a rainbow belt and the other kid called him a fag. Jon won.

I just noticed that the forum changed too. Where did the searchbar go?

Well here's a story.

My friend and i were skateing the tennis court. After that we climbed a fence that was near a rouf. So we were on the rouf chillin and ripping shingles(sp?) off the rouf. We went to another place near and soon the cops came. We lied and got away but they told our adress and my parents were called but they weren't mad cause they think i didnt do anything

make up a fake alias name complete with address and phone number for circumstances like this. its very useful

I bomb-dropped off of this shed down by the lake by my house. Try to stick it, but I fell and scratched my arm all to hell.

make up a fake alias name complete with address and phone number for circumstances like this. its very useful
So I'm not the only one who PLANS for this? My name is Gorden Showel to the police.

i am Shawn Martin (putting emphasis on spelling it s-h-a-w-n takes away from authorities questioning if its real or not). I would hate to be shawn martin in real life

Mine would be Lee Wong cause im Asian

Once again an awesome awesome friday night.

Last day of school and kids were prety hyped. Of course last minuete insults were thrown and goodbyes were said and in the end everything turned out just fine. Leaving school in a big white mini van packed with kids I felt a little regret, but that didnt last long.
We end up at our hangout. A basement with a pool table and A TV. And a worn down couch. We were all shooting pool and playing video games when we decided to start a real party. We got about 8 good freinds over there and left with our posse' to head to the mall, now I know some of you have strip malls but in bell square the place is huge. Very modern, very spacious, very complex. And being the last day of school it was full past the brim with other kids looking for a good time.
With time to kill we head over to our skateshop which of course is in the mall and chill out there playing some video games on there console. My freinds being rather lame decided to go check out X Men 3 and I said I would tag around. One following the other they went over to the theatre around the block "just to be safe". Ariving at the theatre 20 minuetes early. But thats not how I roll, so me and 1 freind hung out playing video games and messing around in the mall for 20 minuetes. When we eventually found our way to the theatre there was a line, we got our tickets and move in to the theatre with time to spare. They were only in the opening credits. Now I wasnt gonna let this slide so I was teasing my freinds about this for a little while before the movie started. A young couple moved in and sat beside us laughing and having fun. And in front of us was a rather fat couple, veging out on popcorn and chocolate.
The movie begins and we all watch in silence. The grouesome ending had me anticipating a very enjoyable experience. In which a young mutant graphically attempted to cut off his wings. Now it was a little bit humorous to watch his father come over to the bathroom were he was self mutilating and put his ear against the door. Listening to him moaning and banging on the door. In fact I wasnt the only one who found it funny, the couple beside me let out a snicker as well. The woman in front spun around and glared at them.
Now after the opening sequence, the movie went to hell. It honestly sucked, and blew, at the same time. It was the biggest waste of money I have had to suffer in a while. Lines like "I love you more" and "She must have used a sheild of collective energy from her aura to fend off the attack" left me feeling speechless. Who wrote this garbage was the first thing that popped into my head. But it wasnt untill the buff Slave and Master character declared "IM THE JAUGONATOR, B****" that I actually started laughing. And laugh we did. However I quickly contained myself.
From then on out the film got cheesier and cheesier. And I could hear everyone cracking jokes through out the theater. But it wasnt untill an actual joke was told, and everyone was laughing that this fat ass in front of me spins around and says...

"Shut. The. F***. Up. Do you hear me? I said shut. the. f*** up"

He said this slow and steady, with malice in his voice. The couple beside us was staring in awe. And my mouth was agasp. Not knowing what to say. I mean these people have been making out for half of the film, they were to busy sucking face to realize that the movie just sucked. The woman turns around and glares at me and you know what I did... I flicked her off. She spun around and continued to watch the film. Before several people let out a little golf clap at my movie theatre bravado. Apparently there PDA hadnt gone un noticed. And lashing out at a kid isnt exactly a great way to earn yourself some street cred, especially if your a 40 year old fatass whose getting in the way of the screen.
I did not laugh for the rest of the film, rather, I just snickered at its stupidity. All the while becoming more and more pissed at this couple who would every once in a while point and whisper. I heard something about calling the police and decided I would be leaving the film a little bit early. I whisper to my freind that since we were the only ones targeted we would simply leave our seats, watch the last five mineutes from the isle, and then run like hell before they found us and called the cops. And thats exactly what we did. Waiting right outside that room for our freinds we caught a glimpse of them talking to a security guard. And we hauled ass. Before the cop and the fatasses started chasing us. There was no way I was going down for some nazi who dosent want me to smile. I ducked behind a counter and we motioned to our freind who could obviously see us. We told him to run and we flew. However he was being a **** all night and just sat there shuffling around.
So here we are, in the middle of the lobby, our freind shuffling around being an *(!)@$*!%#( and the security guard walking over to us. Then thank god, out 6 other freinds caught up with us and blasted pass the one that was being a (*)!$. As we ran like hell to get out of there. The guy chasing us all the way. And the ~!!!% freind in the rear. We ditched him easily. And my freind took a verbal beating that went something like this.

"Why didnt you help us get out of there"?
"Because I didnt want to"
"Why not?"
"Nobody else was running"
"Since when does everyone else controll you?"
"Since when do you controll me"
"A freind is supposed to b e there to bail you out of jail, not to get you arrested"
"Well i wasnt gonna get in trouble"

I can assure you that I am not done with him. I will never let him off the hook on this one. but by the end of the night when we made it back to our hangout at around midnight none of us were tired. So we shot pool and played video games. Hung out and chatted. But in the end I was just happy I didnt get in trouble.

I was credit carded, again.

On two consecutive tricks.
I almost quit skating forever right there

i just experienced something beyond words. therfore this post is useless.

I was at home thinking, "Hey I shouldn't be here," so I decided to leave. I went to the warehouse until I snapped the nose off my board. I could still heelflip the broken board, so I'm keeping it. Anyway, I left and went to a friend's house--a friend I hadn't seen in two (2) years. I convinced friend (A) that climbing buildings is a great idea. We hopped in the car; destination: Delt. Blvd. Winn-Dixie Plaza. We get there, we climb, we jump, we enjoy, we descend. On the ground I decide to jump atop an electrical box against the wall. My friend does the same so I challenge him to an even greater feat by attempting to jump from the electrical box to a box three (3) feet away, midway up the wall. It had rained all do and as I made my landing, my foot slipped out from under me against the wet metal. I hit the ground flat on my back, luckily missing a few posts. My foot felt broken. I get up and walk aimlessly, trying to keep myself from passing out as a result of poor hydration that day. I get to the door and stumble to find my keys, but it's too hard to get them out of my pocket. Doesn't matter, a police officer has arrived, and I know I'm the culprit. This sqaud car is accompanied by another. They ask for ID, so I gave mine to a porky black man. I sat in my car while my friend was questioned. Friend admits to occasionaly smoking weed and using hydrocodone after asked, "No, no. Do you use any STREET drugs? Like reefer?" I don't even get talked to, no search, meanwhile 3 more cop cars show up. Cop asks us where we live, we tell him. This was what the cop had to say before he let us go. "If you all want to go act like monkeys, jumpin around and whatnot, you need to do it in your own city."

Yesterday, I had noodles.
Me too!

Once again an awesome awesome friday night.

Last day of school and kids were prety hyped. Of course last minuete insults were thrown and goodbyes were said and in the end everything turned out just fine. Leaving school in a big white mini van packed with kids I felt a little regret, but that didnt last long.
We end up at our hangout. A basement with a pool table and A TV. And a worn down couch. We were all shooting pool and playing video games when we decided to start a real party. We got about 8 good freinds over there and left with our posse' to head to the mall, now I know some of you have strip malls but in bell square the place is huge. Very modern, very spacious, very complex. And being the last day of school it was full past the brim with other kids looking for a good time.
With time to kill we head over to our skateshop which of course is in the mall and chill out there playing some video games on there console. My freinds being rather lame decided to go check out X Men 3 and I said I would tag around. One following the other they went over to the theatre around the block "just to be safe". Ariving at the theatre 20 minuetes early. But thats not how I roll, so me and 1 freind hung out playing video games and messing around in the mall for 20 minuetes. When we eventually found our way to the theatre there was a line, we got our tickets and move in to the theatre with time to spare. They were only in the opening credits. Now I wasnt gonna let this slide so I was teasing my freinds about this for a little while before the movie started. A young couple moved in and sat beside us laughing and having fun. And in front of us was a rather fat couple, veging out on popcorn and chocolate.
The movie begins and we all watch in silence. The grouesome ending had me anticipating a very enjoyable experience. In which a young mutant graphically attempted to cut off his wings. Now it was a little bit humorous to watch his father come over to the bathroom were he was self mutilating and put his ear against the door. Listening to him moaning and banging on the door. In fact I wasnt the only one who found it funny, the couple beside me let out a snicker as well. The woman in front spun around and glared at them.
Now after the opening sequence, the movie went to hell. It honestly sucked, and blew, at the same time. It was the biggest waste of money I have had to suffer in a while. Lines like "I love you more" and "She must have used a sheild of collective energy from her aura to fend off the attack" left me feeling speechless. Who wrote this garbage was the first thing that popped into my head. But it wasnt untill the buff Slave and Master character declared "IM THE JAUGONATOR, B****" that I actually started laughing. And laugh we did. However I quickly contained myself.
From then on out the film got cheesier and cheesier. And I could hear everyone cracking jokes through out the theater. But it wasnt untill an actual joke was told, and everyone was laughing that this fat ass in front of me spins around and says...

"Shut. The. F***. Up. Do you hear me? I said shut. the. f*** up"

He said this slow and steady, with malice in his voice. The couple beside us was staring in awe. And my mouth was agasp. Not knowing what to say. I mean these people have been making out for half of the film, they were to busy sucking face to realize that the movie just sucked. The woman turns around and glares at me and you know what I did... I flicked her off. She spun around and continued to watch the film. Before several people let out a little golf clap at my movie theatre bravado. Apparently there PDA hadnt gone un noticed. And lashing out at a kid isnt exactly a great way to earn yourself some street cred, especially if your a 40 year old fatass whose getting in the way of the screen.
I did not laugh for the rest of the film, rather, I just snickered at its stupidity. All the while becoming more and more pissed at this couple who would every once in a while point and whisper. I heard something about calling the police and decided I would be leaving the film a little bit early. I whisper to my freind that since we were the only ones targeted we would simply leave our seats, watch the last five mineutes from the isle, and then run like hell before they found us and called the cops. And thats exactly what we did. Waiting right outside that room for our freinds we caught a glimpse of them talking to a security guard. And we hauled ass. Before the cop and the fatasses started chasing us. There was no way I was going down for some nazi who dosent want me to smile. I ducked behind a counter and we motioned to our freind who could obviously see us. We told him to run and we flew. However he was being a **** all night and just sat there shuffling around.
So here we are, in the middle of the lobby, our freind shuffling around being an *(!)@$*!%#( and the security guard walking over to us. Then thank god, out 6 other freinds caught up with us and blasted pass the one that was being a (*)!$. As we ran like hell to get out of there. The guy chasing us all the way. And the ~!!!% freind in the rear. We ditched him easily. And my freind took a verbal beating that went something like this.

"Why didnt you help us get out of there"?
"Because I didnt want to"
"Why not?"
"Nobody else was running"
"Since when does everyone else controll you?"
"Since when do you controll me"
"A freind is supposed to b e there to bail you out of jail, not to get you arrested"
"Well i wasnt gonna get in trouble"

I can assure you that I am not done with him. I will never let him off the hook on this one. but by the end of the night when we made it back to our hangout at around midnight none of us were tired. So we shot pool and played video games. Hung out and chatted. But in the end I was just happy I didnt get in trouble.
*gasp* You should be an author. Really. That was amazing. The story was rather boring but the grammar was great.

I was at home thinking, "Hey I shouldn't be here," so I decided to leave. I went to the warehouse until I snapped the nose off my board. I could still heelflip the broken board, so I'm keeping it. Anyway, I left and went to a friend's house--a friend I hadn't seen in two (2) years. I convinced friend (A) that climbing buildings is a great idea. We hopped in the car; destination: Delt. Blvd. Winn-Dixie Plaza. We get there, we climb, we jump, we enjoy, we descend. On the ground I decide to jump atop an electrical box against the wall. My friend does the same so I challenge him to an even greater feat by attempting to jump from the electrical box to a box three (3) feet away, midway up the wall. It had rained all do and as I made my landing, my foot slipped out from under me against the wet metal. I hit the ground flat on my back, luckily missing a few posts. My foot felt broken. I get up and walk aimlessly, trying to keep myself from passing out as a result of poor hydration that day. I get to the door and stumble to find my keys, but it's too hard to get them out of my pocket. Doesn't matter, a police officer has arrived, and I know I'm the culprit. This sqaud car is accompanied by another. They ask for ID, so I gave mine to a porky black man. I sat in my car while my friend was questioned. Friend admits to occasionaly smoking weed and using hydrocodone after asked, "No, no. Do you use any STREET drugs? Like reefer?" I don't even get talked to, no search, meanwhile 3 more cop cars show up. Cop asks us where we live, we tell him. This was what the cop had to say before he let us go. "If you all want to go act like monkeys, jumpin around and whatnot, you need to do it in your own city."


Did you use your alias name Gorden Showel? lol

Did you use your alias name Gorden Showel? lol
No, I didn't have anything on me.

We made a pile of dry grass at school. It was pretty big. I kept saying "Burn it" but my friend said I was a retard. They ended up pushing me into it and putting grass down my pants. Then we set it back up so we could push my other friend into it. It was fun

Well i was looking though the general skateboarding fourm on this site... And i found this thread that has nothing to do with skateboarding. Then i started posting in it... Questioning it. This was my post:Well i was looking though the general skateboarding fourm on this site... And i found this thread that has nothing to do with skateboarding. Then i started posting in it... Questioning it. This was my post:
It was very intresting.....

^ wow thats an interesting story

Ahahaha.

My friend threw his underware at me today after we skated and they were all sweaty so i slapped him

why did he have his underwear off?:icon_frow

:icon_peac

I took off my pants (I had athletic shorts on) and ran through a waist deep fountain at a mall at 12:30 last Friday.

I did a frontflip and hurt my ass.

I took off my pants (I had athletic shorts on) and ran through a waist deep fountain at a mall at 12:30 last Friday.

Did you pick upthe change that was in the fountain?

This post dosent need a story of its own.


My mom... bleached... all... my... clothes...

I have a single tee shirt, which is much to small. And a single pair of jeans.

And no money.

Wonderfull.

masturbation, 360 flip

I listened to CCR - Fortunate Son all day today.

I got braces, they are like my gangsta grills.

lol i got braces too. but thats not my story. one time my friend told me to drop in all the ramps at the skatepark(which i had never done before) and i did them all. Then i fell off the halfpipe and sprained my ankle.

Im gangstah, grrrrr im mad! Im gangstah, and my rhymes are bad. where my dogs at?

I have pink eye.

At least, I THINK I do.....

^^^ now i know why they name this thread the stupid and pointless story thread

That is a stupid and pointless story.

I don't REALLY have pink eye.

At least, I THINK I don't....
















Wait....

I caught a rock today right in front of my school. I got so much **** for that.

I dropped out of school at the age of three, why? cos all the teachers tried to player hate on me.

Shooting people people by day, selling drugs by night. Being a gangster is hella tighthttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/rob60791/dodgy.gif

i landed my first kickflip today!!!!!:)

New sig, it owns you all. The best sig ever on this site. It's long, but it is worth the read.

I went to Carl's Jr today and when the lady said my order #, she said it in the funniest accent so me and my friend couldn't help but start laughing. I nearly choked cause i couldn't stop laughing.

I went to DefQon, and I dont even like hardstyle..

Its raining over here in Summer. Summer!

my friend almost pissed on me while we were bombing a huge hill

I woke up in vegas this morning... I can vageuly remember getting on a plane and flying over here. But im not quite sure. And this is a true story.

Someone deleted my signature...

man just forget it ^

anyway here is my story http://www.skaterscafe.com/showpost.php?p=232732&postcount=6

Ive been working on my history homework.. SCHOOL SUCKS!

I found my gameboy so I'm playing Sonic

I just saw a boy skateboarding an TV (a little scene from a movie), and I yelled out "skateboard!" and fell, because I miss skating so much due to this Latin final I have yet to study. LOL

I will skate so much tomorrow.

Today i played tennis...

Im listening to hardcore.. woohooo...

My alias is Oliver Clothesoff

i was at my friend's mom's B-day and some of her friends were smokin weed... i donno if it was medical or wat but my friends and i could smell it all day... just thought u guys should kno...

:icon_peac

I got kicked out of class because i was "talking back and being rude.":icon_bs:

My alias is Oliver Clothesoff
Really? Mine is George Bush.

ummm well let me think umm me and two of my friends were skateing at a pharmacy and my friend stole 3 sighns from it and then the cops were there about 1 hour later or half an hour later and they kept circleing around the place but nothing interesting to tell

Tengo una testa de español, mierda!

Tengo una testa de español, mierda!

I stepped on RustyNail for talking spanish and had to go get Tetanus Shot.:icon_mrgr

about a week ago i was skatin abit of street in the city centre of my town, and there was a homeless guy sleeping on the ground next to a wall ,so me and my m8s decided to do sumat abot this, so 1st of all my frends allied his legs and he didnt wake up, i think he was drunk, so after consistent ollies i tried a heel flip over him and nailed it *oh yeshhhh*, but thats not the best part, my frend nailed a 360 flip over his legs.....it was dope man, everyfin was goin fine until another 1 of our groups tried a trick they couldnt even do over him (i think it was a varial heelflip) and he ended up landing on the poor old tramp, the guy woke up and decided to chase us off but he had no chance with us on our bboards :p :)

The chess team sponsor had http://www.importimagesnewyork.com/catalog/product_detail.php/pid=322~subid=34/index.html
on his wall and I was so excited when I saw it that he gave it to me.

I found the greatest skate town ever. Its called San Loius Obisbo (SP?) and its located in california. Close to San Francisco and LA. It has an awesome college to skate and a middle school. Almost everyone here skates or surfs. So there are no rules about not skating on the sidewalks. Which are all wide and smooth with no skate stoppers or anything. I was skating down the street and everyone thought I was local. This was a few days ago but I thought I would just let you know. However A lot of the girls here longboard, not to many newschool skater girls. But some of them have some skill. And since the town is right b y the beach there are PLENTY of surf/skate shops. I wanna move!!!

I went to a skatepark today but I had no pads. all of a sudden, I see all the kids that didn't have pads run and I'm thinking wtf? After a minute i see a cop and this guys is just like "run!" So i hop the fence and start running to Taco Bell. ****ing cop was still there 2 hours later.
so i went to buy some pads today. For like 5$ from my friend. I'm going back there tomorrow cuz Volcom and some local companies are gonna be there

WOW that was wierd and that cop was stupid..does he mean like in monkey city?

I have a debate today, I have to defend "Its good that Negro kisses have changed into Angel kisses", I guess ill have to talk a lot about how discriminating the word negro is?

today i subbed out my benz for the first time and a cop pulled the car right in front of me for speeding. hella scared.

man JHH i wanna see this pimped out benz of yours its gonna look sweeeeeeeettttt

I went to an Active demo today and I got a lot of ****. Mostly stickers but I got a shirt and a hat too.

I was in a shopping centre with my two mates, Myles and Tom. It was Myles birthday and we were gonna go buy some ***** and watch X-men 3. So we turn up 15 minutes after the movie started and the cinema was packed. SO we luckily found 2 seats next to eachother, and one in front. So me and Myles sat on the two seats and Tom got the other one. But my seat had no *****ing cover! it was just metal! my ass was killin! so anyway infront next to tom was this stuck up b*tch who wouldnt stop starin at me and my mates,. so i threw some popcorn at her, and she had a huge go at me in front of everyone! it was comical! the film was good though,

anyway then we left the cinema and sat down on these chairs. i sneaked behind Myles, and stole his shoe, and we played piggie in the middle with it, right in the middle of the shopping centre; everyone started runnin away. But then security kicked us out, damn it.

Oooh, then next day in school i got busted in loadsa lessons for supposedly 'being cheeky and rude', but it was total b*ll*****.

That was fun.

OOh i was tryin to learn to ollie today, and i managed to do one and got like about 5 inches height lol, but then about 5 minutes later i fell on my ass, and i wasnt wearin paddin so i bruised by legs, arms and my hip. Oh well...

Soon ill be able to do it!

I was skatin down my street yesterday and this chav jumpos out infront of me and i couldnt turn fast enough and i fell off. I had a huge go at this d*ck chav, and he walked off. CHavs suck, officially.

ANyway, thats my story, hope you enjoyed it, goodbye :icon_bigg

I bought a new deck and new hardware, and was driving to my friend's house to pick him up to skate. A guy ran a stop sign, I hit him, and totaled my truck. How's that for a skate story? I think the best part of the ordeal was me putting my new deck together while the cop was writing up the report.

i went jet skiing


YAY ME!! <SP:)

I ollied ova a bum...

I ollied ova a bum...

Was this on playstation one or two? :icon_pelv

Where did I try go?
He disappered after this thread.
I'm an ass.
Ohh well.
I don't care.

^What's worse is you've tried (unsuccesfully) to bring that to everyone's attention several times now.

I was in a shopping centre with my two mates, Myles and Tom. It was Myles birthday and we were gonna go buy some ***** and watch X-men 3. So we turn up 15 minutes after the movie started and the cinema was packed. SO we luckily found 2 seats next to eachother, and one in front. So me and Myles sat on the two seats and Tom got the other one. But my seat had no *****ing cover! it was just metal! my ass was killin! so anyway infront next to tom was this stuck up b*tch who wouldnt stop starin at me and my mates,. so i threw some popcorn at her, and she had a huge go at me in front of everyone! it was comical! the film was good though,

anyway then we left the cinema and sat down on these chairs. i sneaked behind Myles, and stole his shoe, and we played piggie in the middle with it, right in the middle of the shopping centre; everyone started runnin away. But then security kicked us out, damn it.

Oooh, then next day in school i got busted in loadsa lessons for supposedly 'being cheeky and rude', but it was total b*ll*****.

That was fun.

OOh i was tryin to learn to ollie today, and i managed to do one and got like about 5 inches height lol, but then about 5 minutes later i fell on my ass, and i wasnt wearin paddin so i bruised by legs, arms and my hip. Oh well...

Soon ill be able to do it!

I was skatin down my street yesterday and this chav jumpos out infront of me and i couldnt turn fast enough and i fell off. I had a huge go at this d*ck chav, and he walked off. CHavs suck, officially.

ANyway, thats my story, hope you enjoyed it, goodbye :icon_bigg

Ahh, just starting the rebellious stage, eh?

Anyways...my story.

I was at some skatepark in Detroit area, MI, and some random kid comes up to me and says "Are you Daniel Jones??" I said yes, and asked him how he knew me. Some video floating around the internet, I guess. By the end of the night, I had to sponsorship offers, but alas, I live in Indiana.

^What's worse is you've tried (unsuccesfully) to bring that to everyone's attention several times now.



Ahh, just starting the rebellious stage, eh?

Anyways...my story.

I was at some skatepark in Detroit area, MI, and some random kid comes up to me and says "Are you Daniel Jones??" I said yes, and asked him how he knew me. Some video floating around the internet, I guess. By the end of the night, I had to sponsorship offers, but alas, I live in Indiana.


Getting quite a few sponsorship offers at the mo aint you daniel? good luck to you bro, skatings taking you places soon.

damn it daniel, tell me where you went in my city! I'm curioius.
Look, i can spell curious.

I went skateboarding yestersay and wrecked

I landed my first decent switch/nollie flip trick :D

went to get an eigth and look at rims and a 6disc player today but could only afford the 6 csd playa. holy crap who the hell knew rims were like over a grand. **** is insane. yeah now im broke

I went to the Dew Action Sports Tour thing today in Louisville, saw Shaun White and alot of other pros do the half-pipe and everything. Then, I went and skated (illegally I might add) at a high-school.

went to skate the famous texas ditches and filmd for milkshake.... doin the same tommrow.

tryed to skate with a ****ed up eye

can i be mean?

about a week ago i was skatin abit of street in the city centre of my town, and there was a homeless guy sleeping on the ground next to a wall ,so me and my m8s decided to do sumat abot this, so 1st of all my frends allied his legs and he didnt wake up, i think he was drunk, so after consistent ollies i tried a heel flip over him and nailed it *oh yeshhhh*, but thats not the best part, my frend nailed a 360 flip over his legs.....it was dope man, everyfin was goin fine until another 1 of our groups tried a trick they couldnt even do over him (i think it was a varial heelflip) and he ended up landing on the poor old tramp, the guy woke up and decided to chase us off but he had no chance with us on our bboards :p :)

that's so mean.

I woke up at 12:01.

I woke up at 12:01.

Wow, that's late. How long did you stay up?

I could never bring myself to wake up that late...

Ive done 14:51 once

:icon_2gun today me and my friend completly dimalished a coke bottle using mentos...in the rain and then we threw the bottle in the air and it flew for a little bit:icon_2gun

yeah skull....that was my idea he just watched haha

helped a lil

i waoke up a1 1.30

I made a Pimp My Photo contest on this forum.. been watching the rain, i want to burn my ipath shoes.

got up posted cant skate today cause my skate board is in my bag for vacation and i made myself a new avatar how do you like it?

the longest i've slept for was 18 hours.

i couldnt skate today cuz it wuz raining all day so i pimped my griptape i wuz trying to get a picture on here but its not frickin working

I hit a car in the windshield with a frisbee today. The driver yelled at me.

I had to watch two hours of Pimp my ride the other day. I couldn't help wondering, why don't they make a show called "pimp my golf-cart." With Exquisite instead of Exzibit?

I saw this kid, and he looked like Daniel Jones, so i screamed DANIEL and he turned around.

Coincidence, or did I run into daniel jones. The world will never know?

I tried bombing a hill and i got speed wobbles and i jumped off my board. I couldn't run fast enough and i ate ****. At least i had gloves on. If i didn't, my whole hand would probably skined

I saw this kid, and he looked like Daniel Jones, so i screamed DANIEL and he turned around.

Coincidence, or did I run into daniel jones. The world will never know?

Actually I think he said his name was Raycie or something.

damn i woke up at like 5:10 pm

I went to Vans Warped Tour today. I donated $5 to a monk, he gave me a high five, and gave me a book on buddhism, the path to a perfect life, and meditation.

Oh and The Casualties and Rise Against were really good.

^did the monk enjoy those bands too?

I got wasted, went to sleep at 6pm woke up at 8am. Thats 14 hours

i was doing a boardslide and after I landed, my front foot slipped off and the board hit me in the face

went to the skatepark finally ollied the big box felt so happy. this topic reminds me of FLM to bad about him

I woke up, but I dont have the guts to go downstairs to get food, cos my mom has her libraby friends over.

This should also be in off topic so people dont come in here and spam the thread up to raise their post count.

My shoulders getting better, and i did a few fs 50-50's, pop shove its and ollies today. Im going to the docters to get a mole removed on thursday and im hell scared.

This should also be in off topic so people dont come in here and spam the thread up to raise their post count.

Not really, what you did on some pointless today is pretty much the only thing that can be posted in here. Most of it is about skating anyways.

I went to this middle school, it had a four set, a five set, and a bunch of bleachers. Skate heaven.

I had a 9.3 out of 10 for history class, and a 2 out of 10 for maths..

I got new kostons and it finally stopped raining so i did some sessions.... alone

I can't fall asleep cuz i snuck in a 4 hour nap today. ****

I drank all my ice tea.

i ate a whole pack of beef jerkey and half a bag of chips. drank a whole pack of nestea. all that while watching germany against agrentenia yesterday.

i have a 99 average at summerschool.

Yesterday I couldn't fall asleep so I went out at 5:30 in the morning to get donuts and milk. I skated and then I ate my donuts. Then I went back home at 6:45 and fell asleep. I woke up at 11 and now i'm pretty tired

I just farted. I'm thirsty.

I just farted louder and im more thirysty

I just farted. I'm thirsty.
doorknob!!

SAFETY!


Dang it I was too late dont hit me!

Im about to go to my cousins because my friends have been ignoring me lately and I have no idea why..

^haha....well it will be good if u have a pool their..

I bought a new deck.

i just drank some coke.

I went to the bathroom. I'd go into details but I'm sure you don't want me to.

are you a girl? :P

Me?^^

^^ yessssss lol

no, i'm a guy.

oh damn then nevermind

I'm waiting for my mom to bring me back some McDonald's food. After that I might go skating.

^ Mcdonalds is bascily a skater company

I ate food. Sessioned my neighborhood. And got hit like 3 times with my board.

i went to skate in something like a bowl yesterday in the middle of the night. just bought this weird bananaboard-look-a-like which has no grip and skated barefoot on it. i just gripped the side of the board with my toes and weee! what an experience. really feeling the board :biggrin:

I want to go out and skate but its so damn hot

I skated a nice park today, it was cold so I decided to use the hood feature.

Today I had a nice long sesh. I kickflipped up a bank thing into a sidewalk. I found and kickflipped a new three set. And I also managed to pull a gap to noseslde over this ledge on top of a stair. Good stuff. I found another new spot (a bunch of curbs on top of one another, waxed and all) and pulled a manual across the first curb. And 5050ed the second. I tried to ollie this manhole thing behind a church but I didnt go fast enough, therefore my back wheels got caught and I flew forward. Fun day.

It's raining and all my friends are on holidays so there's no one to go skate the indoor park with :(

^go there and make new friends!

I'm, going to McDonalds. Im going skating today.

Bought a new deck today, just a hardcore before my Cliche deck arrives from Newcastle. Also ordered the Cliche' boxset. Snapped a shoelace today, out of shoe goo, dammit.

Came back from the shore. I skated this bowl at a skatepark

I don't normally cook but I was feeling adventurous one night and decided to fry some spring rolls that my mom made for me. So I poured a whack of oil in a pot and turned up the heat way high. About a minute later, the phone rings, so I talked for a while and, guess what I forgot.... It didn't seem that long that I was chatting for and next thing you know, there was smoke EVERYWHERE. I looked in the kitchen and there was a huge flame coming from the pot! I jumped from my seat and grabbed the pot of hot oil and flames and put it on the floor so that the wooden cupboards above the stove wouldn't catch on fire! So there I was all panicking when... the building fire alarm goes off! ****. I could hear people in the hall saying- "What's going on?"
In a total panic, I dumped a glass of water in the fire. Big dumbass thing to do. Under calm situations I know not to put water in a hot oil fire, but I did at the time because I didn't know wat the hell else to do. So the thing just explodes and so....I tried it again! Same thing happened. Dumbass. I finally rushed out and asked people for help. At this time, I should let you know, that the building I lived in was 12 stories high, some who lived there were university students but most were seniors between 65 - 80 years old! With the fire alarm going off, the elevators freeze up and no one can use them. So imagine all these old people with their canes trying to walk down 12 fights of stairs.
To my rescue, a nice lady down the hall from me knew exactly what to do (thank god). She very calmly put a lid on the pot. I remember looking around and I could barely see anything, I could barely breathe from the smoke. I managed to crawl and slide open the balcony doors; I watched the thick smoke escape from my suite as I coughed my lungs out. I could hear the fire trucks and next thing you know, I was talking to some fire fighters, they were asking me what happened and I could hardly look them in the eyes from sheer embarassment.
I had a **** time cleaning up my oily black walls after that. When I moved out a few months later, I had to pay for damages made to the kitchen floor.

I didn't go to McDonalds. My mom went to pick it up for me. I'm waiting for her to get back. After that I'm having a nap, THEN I'm going skating.

I don't normally cook but I was feeling adventurous one night and decided to fry some spring rolls that my mom made for me. So I poured a whack of oil in a pot and turned up the heat way high. About a minute later, the phone rings, so I talked for a while and, guess what I forgot.... It didn't seem that long that I was chatting for and next thing you know, there was smoke EVERYWHERE. I looked in the kitchen and there was a huge flame coming from the pot! I jumped from my seat and grabbed the pot of hot oil and flames and put it on the floor so that the wooden cupboards above the stove wouldn't catch on fire! So there I was all panicking when... the building fire alarm goes off! ****. I could hear people in the hall saying- "What's going on?"
In a total panic, I dumped a glass of water in the fire. Big dumbass thing to do. Under calm situations I know not to put water in a hot oil fire, but I did at the time because I didn't know wat the hell else to do. So the thing just explodes and so....I tried it again! Same thing happened. Dumbass. I finally rushed out and asked people for help. At this time, I should let you know, that the building I lived in was 12 stories high, some who lived there were university students but most were seniors between 65 - 80 years old! With the fire alarm going off, the elevators freeze up and no one can use them. So imagine all these old people with their canes trying to walk down 12 fights of stairs.
To my rescue, a nice lady down the hall from me knew exactly what to do (thank god). She very calmly put a lid on the pot. I remember looking around and I could barely see anything, I could barely breathe from the smoke. I managed to crawl and slide open the balcony doors; I watched the thick smoke escape from my suite as I coughed my lungs out. I could hear the fire trucks and next thing you know, I was talking to some fire fighters, they were asking me what happened and I could hardly look them in the eyes from sheer embarassment.
I had a **** time cleaning up my oily black walls after that. When I moved out a few months later, I had to pay for damages made to the kitchen floor.

Gosh.. Haha well at least it turned out of an adventurous night than if you just managed to cook some spring rolls. so what were you supposed to do? just put the lid on??

That story about the fire was funny. I was laughin so much! People choke under pressure, which is comical!

FIRE WARS: RETURN OF THE SPRING ROLLS

What a movie title!

Flip

lol :icon_peac

I don't normally cook but I was feeling adventurous one night and decided to fry some spring rolls that my mom made for me. So I poured a whack of oil in a pot and turned up the heat way high. About a minute later, the phone rings, so I talked for a while and, guess what I forgot.... It didn't seem that long that I was chatting for and next thing you know, there was smoke EVERYWHERE. I looked in the kitchen and there was a huge flame coming from the pot! I jumped from my seat and grabbed the pot of hot oil and flames and put it on the floor so that the wooden cupboards above the stove wouldn't catch on fire! So there I was all panicking when... the building fire alarm goes off! ****. I could hear people in the hall saying- "What's going on?"
In a total panic, I dumped a glass of water in the fire. Big dumbass thing to do. Under calm situations I know not to put water in a hot oil fire, but I did at the time because I didn't know wat the hell else to do. So the thing just explodes and so....I tried it again! Same thing happened. Dumbass. I finally rushed out and asked people for help. At this time, I should let you know, that the building I lived in was 12 stories high, some who lived there were university students but most were seniors between 65 - 80 years old! With the fire alarm going off, the elevators freeze up and no one can use them. So imagine all these old people with their canes trying to walk down 12 fights of stairs.
To my rescue, a nice lady down the hall from me knew exactly what to do (thank god). She very calmly put a lid on the pot. I remember looking around and I could barely see anything, I could barely breathe from the smoke. I managed to crawl and slide open the balcony doors; I watched the thick smoke escape from my suite as I coughed my lungs out. I could hear the fire trucks and next thing you know, I was talking to some fire fighters, they were asking me what happened and I could hardly look them in the eyes from sheer embarassment.
I had a **** time cleaning up my oily black walls after that. When I moved out a few months later, I had to pay for damages made to the kitchen floor.

HAHA!!! OMFG that was funny~...must have been embarrased huh?

I didnt go skating. I had a headache :(

i went skating. but i almost rolled my ankle ollieing off a curb >.O

I was watching on-the-edge-of-exploding yogurt sticks ... they're extremely turgid right now, probably blowing up tomorrow.
It thundered again in the afternoon and the power went out. So my family was looking for a restaurant to eat but all were closed. I saw policemen directing traffic for the first time in seven years (traffic lights were off). We ended up buying junk food from Giant.
Then we went to the park so I could skateboard and they could see the fireworks. The details of my skating adventure could be found in my journal.

I'm glad to say that I did my first 3 stair today. Then I ollied off this stage in the middle of a quad at my school which is about mid-thigh high. Then we went to this 8 stair and my friend ollied it. Then these guys came and started filming. This one guy was trying a switch heel down it but we left before he landed it. After that we went to this picnic because it was my step-sister's birthday. Then I came home and made some 'home-made' fireworks. Now my feet smell like **** cuz I had my shoes on all day. I ate some Ramen and now I'm about to take a shower

^MMMMM Raemen

Yesterday i was about to skate but it rained like a hurricane and today the ground is wet

I skated with my brother and my friend Max until about 1am last night, then we woke up at 5 and skated a warmup spot at about 5:45am. We skated nonstop until about 3pm, then it started raining and I relaxed the rest of the day. It's been really really fun, we found a few spots, and I learned BS krook. Yeah I know, not a hard trick, but I very rarely do grinds.

There was a extreme 20 minute rain shower. It flooded washes. Rain up to the curb all in 10 minutes. Then a little bit later it stoped.

This is extremely stupid ... the consequences cannot be reversed:
taken from my record book:
Dirty hood = DNA and RNA work station
Clean room = no DNA and RNA allowed
"Going to the dirty hood after 32 minutes in the clean room I noticed that the dirty hood was purple before I started loading the DNA samples, but I was too ignorant to think cautiously. After I finished, my mentor came and said “How come the UV light is still on after such a long time?” while turning it off. Realizing what I had done to my poor hands for about 10-20 minutes, I jumped up. My mentor asked me if I had looked at the light, and fortunately I had not. Then I had to do another set of three samples because the UV light was likely to have damaged my first set of samples (as well as my hands)."

Hmm. I did a varial boneless and I ollied off the hood of some car today in a parking lot.

I went to Payless to get some gel pads for my shoes today. The place was crazy. There were these little kids running all over the place and they kept bumping into me and stuff. The all of a sudden, Backstreet Boys or NSync or whatever comes on the radio and this little girl starts singing to it. It got annoying after a while cause the lady couldn't work the register right and the girl kept singing and the kids kept running and screaming. Yea, it was bad. I'm never going there again

I almost got shot with a 20-20 skating on this dude's driveway yesterday(Good thing he had bad aim).

I ate Cheerios without sugar.

I fed alka seltzer to a pigeon at a wedding once.

I had my pidgeon fed alka seltzer at a wedding once.

I'm gonna play GTA:SA today

I finally got to skate in like 3 days cause it was raining

I almost got shot with a 20-20 skating on this dude's driveway yesterday(Good thing he had bad aim).

What did you do about it? If a man shoots at a minor, he deserves to be in jail. Heck, anyone who shoots a gun at someone unless it's self-defense should be in jail.

Today, I went to the mall. When I was going down an escalator, these two girls were going up. They stared at me when I was going down, made me a little nervous. So I looked up at them, and they smiled this BIG gummy smile. I just kinda waved nonscence at them.

one time my ex-step-brother pee'd in his friends mountain dew bottle and the friend drank it..haha!

one time my ex-step-brother pee'd in his friends mountain dew bottle and the friend drank it..haha!

I bet it tasted like a sweet tart. Not from personal experience though.

I'm eating corn

now i'm eating double stuffed oreos

I skated.
And chatted online to hot babes all day.

Interesting, I'm eating corn too.

... I went to the skatepark today and it didn't rain the whole day (which has not been the case for more than a week). So the park was crowded, but thanks to S-K-A-T-E, the ramps were mostly open.

i skated all day

I'm thinking this might become the longest thread

I think your right.
Im eating Cookie Crisp.

^ i ate them this morning

today went to city hall (good skating area) got home hit a couple gaps near my house then went swimming and came home went skating outside hitting gaps agian now I am eating yogurt...

Notice that I try never gets on now. haha

I learned Classic Flip M80s today, in about 15 minutes.

learned how to.....

i need to do a poo ;-0

today i played around with fire crackers and drank a lot of Monster Assault

Notice that I try never gets on now. haha

I learned Classic Flip M80s today, in about 15 minutes.
Yea, I noticed after FLM brought it to our attention a few times

Yea, I noticed after FLM brought it to our attention a few times

I just noticed he put that in the first post of this thread. Didn't bother to read anything else.

I had two peanu butter & Jelly sandwiches. Then 15 minutes later, my Grandma called and says "hey i'm coming home with some mcdonalds." I couldn't eat it all.

I think I have insomnia or something like that. I can't fall asleep till 5 AM. It pisses me off cuz I wake up at 2 and I miss half of the day. Grr, I need sleeping pills

Im stuck inside because its cold and wet outside! my parents have gone out so freestlye practice on the carpet is wat im going to do! bi bi need to make use of this oppurtunity lol :icon_evil :icon_twis

I've realised touching an electric fence while intoxicated still doesn't make it any less painful, I actually saw more spark, crazy.

lol my friend once put his head on one of those fences and his wobbly tooth like fell out ( it kinda jumped) that was hilarious! His mouth went all numb and he was talking like a spaz!Thanks for reminding me of that {rf)

My god, why did he put his head anywhere near it? Haha, that would of been halarious.

I visited my grandpa today.

I went to the skatepark last night, and these two guys were doing the half-pipe, really tearing it up to. One guy was on the USA team. So alot of people were watching that.

It just so happens that their is a large expanse of flatland right by the half-pipe. This guy was doing some Freestyle there and I joined him. Problem is I don't have a Freestyle board, but I do just fine on Street boards (to some extent). So we were tearing it up, and some dude I hear says "it's damn Freestyle alley back through here."

I had alot of people watching my railwork and fingerflips. Twas a fun night I had last night.

My god, why did he put his head anywhere near it? Haha, that would of been halarious. Lol i dont know but we were fooling around jumping over it and stuff then he jus goes and shoves his head on it lol! {rf) I wish i had a recording of his messed up voice it was funny as f**k!

haha haveyou seen that jackass/cky where he pees on the electric fence. god damn talk about painful i bet that would hurt so much!

Wow, I almost rolled my ankle today, after I hurt it really bad I had to tape my ankle and if I hand't had my ankle taped i would of rolled it. Scary stuff!

I went to the beach today

Today I did a kick flip, then i fell and it hurt.

I went jetskiing and rode on an inertube and fell off and got hurt and I laughed and that the end of my annoying story.

I went Wakeboarding today. I tried a tantrum and almost got a concussion.

haha haveyou seen that jackass/cky where he pees on the electric fence. god damn talk about painful i bet that would hurt so much!
Raab Himself? And he was in his little cape and he was peeing on the fence? Yeah, he stayed in the snow for a while.

I finally aired up over 4 decks today.. I never landed it, I landed on my nose.. And it wasn't the one on my skateboard :icon_snif

Fun day. Me and my freind sessioned my old school, Landed a kickflip, Ollied a 3 stair, Hit a drain and fell making a very deep and dreadfully painful gash in my arm. But all in all, very satitsfying day.