(PG13, huh?)

you do, but then you get AIDS and die!

i wish... idk.

you wish that but you do know.
I actually knew you were gonna say that... haha.
I wish that I could do back 360s.

too bad cuz everyboard in a 20 mile radius suddenly breaks so your screwed.

i wish zero would go away...it worked!

he signs back on
I wish I was indestructable and everything and everywhere and everybody and this whole planet and ecosystem was indestructable and nothing could hut it and we were all happy and there was no war or fighting or death.
BEAT THAT.

too bad it isn't liek that. *snaps back into reality for weeny*
i wish i could make out with a hot chick

you make out with a warm temperatured baby chicken.
I wish that everyone wore tight pants and that it would actually happen because it actually happens.

[QUOTE=Mr. Weenabago]you make out with a warm temperatured baby chicken.
I wish that everyone wore tight pants and that it would actually happen because it actually happens.[/QUOTE
(lol! chick ahahaha)
too bad im not..nor does ym friends.
i wish mr.weenabago would turninto a hot dog,

he turns into a hotdog then i eat him...

i wish i was less destructive

you juggle knives and stab people but you drop your juggling knives and you get stabbed and everyone laughs at you including nuns.

he turns into a hotdog then i eat him...

i wish i was less destructive
yeh u turn into a nun. ;)

i wish i could have the tail of my board last longer.

ur tail turns indesructable to things on earth...then superman comes and snaps it in half...

I wish i could skate the whit house

( haha king )
you try to get in but bush's body gaurds shoot you with a PSG1!
i wish i could skate in barcolona

you skate in barcelona but an atom bomb gets dropped on spain.
i wish I could make out with 2 hot girls at once.

two shemales come and hold u down and make out with u
i wish i could skate anywhere without gettin in trouble

ha dream on...

i wish i could meet everyone on skaterscafe in real life...

you meet me and we have a wondeful time UNTIL hurricane katrina kills us all.

I wish I could of skated today

You could, but you couldn't go inside.

I wish Science wasn't so damn complicated.

science isn't complicated but reading is.
i wish i could pop sghove a 9

You can, but you end up breaking your board.

I wish people wouldn't spam.

people dont spam but they make annoying bam threads.
i wish i had doritos that i can eat and there not poisonous and im invincible so i cant die and no one can steal em.

i wish he would get back frm tx so we kan skater

I get on the plane to nc and halfway it crashes because an obese guy decided to play duck duck goose.

I wish I could get my part filmed for milkshake.

i wish mr wade was on the plane and he died

He is, but so are you.

I wish it wasn't cloudy.

too bad it is cuz the sun blew up...idk

i wish my dad would stop being a workaholic cuz it's killing him...seriously

too bad it is cuz the sun blew up...idk

i wish my dad would stop being a workaholic cuz it's killing him...seriously
he does but he become a lazy bum and drinks himsewlf to death
i wish for a wish

Too bad.

I wish my cell phone wasn't a piece of crap

Too bad.

I wish my cell phone wasn't a piece of crap
it isn't... it becomes self aware and take over the world and kills u
too bad?????lol
i wish for a sign

It's a sing that says "I'm a dumbass"

I wish this wish couldn't backfire.

It's a sing that says "I'm a dumbass"

I wish this wish couldn't backfire.
it doesn't it shoots foward and kills u
i wish this thread would die

But you die with it

I wish I knew where my memory card was

You find it but its broke

I wish nothing bad happens on this wish

Sigh...nothing bad happens on your wish

I wish for a bunch of new ps2 Games.

But they get to your house all broken

I wish for some new wheels

you get a ton, but theyre all scratched

i wish i had the guts to buy a PSP

you get a ton, but theyre all scratched

i wish i had the guts to buy a PSP
you do but it explodes paralizing ur legs
i wish pounster wouldn't pm flame me

He stops, but now everyone else starts flaming you. noob.

I wish I had a Pearl drum set with Remo heads, and Zildjian cymbals.

He stops, but now everyone else starts flaming you. noob.

I wish I had a Pearl drum set with Remo heads, and Zildjian cymbals.
thou shal die inth the pitith of hell...lol
you do but your house catches on fire and they burn and melt
i wish ppl wouldn't be hatin me