Heres how it works.

You grant the wish of the person who posted above you, but with a twist.

IE:
I wish I had some food.

You get food but you can't eat it.

Then you make your wish and so on and so forth.

I'll start

I wish for a billion dollars.

In invisble dollars.

I wish I wasn't lieing right now.

People use the search bar but after that one time they use it it dissepears.

I wish for a urinal to piss in.

yuo get a urinal but it won't let you go until youre about to explode.

i wish for some new wheels

i wish a mod locked this topic.

A mod locks the topic but I quickly hack into Daniel Jonses acount and reopen it.

But you don't.

I wish I pooped.

you do but nothing comes out

i wish i had a car

But you die in a car accident.
and everybody cheers.
even your mother.
Because Buddha said so.

I wish.

i wish i were a midget.

Bam, your penis becomes very small and the rest of you grows to be 7' tall.

I wish I had another wish.

ok you have another wish but u wished u didnt have another wish

i wish i had a lama

Ooh, too bad you spelled llama wrong... now you have a whore named lama that won't leave you alone.

I wish i had super powers.

You get super powers but then you relise there not very good when all you can do is produce crap from your mouth...

I wish I had a new setup :)

That had only wet toilet paper.

I wish I wish I was a...cantalope?

tou turn into a cantalope but a really really rotten one.

I wish i had xray goggles to see through peoples cloths.

The only cloths they worked on were mens :P

I wish I could fly

You can fly, but only in a airplane...

I wish I had a toliet made of 14k gold...

but its still a damn toilet.

I wish you'd shut the **** up.

I did, but started talking out my ass...

I wish my car was a porsche..

http://www.diecastxmagazine.com/dx/images/collectors/twisted_metal/3_lg.jpg

I wish I was dead.

i wish you were dead too.

I wish Rosie O Donnel was never alive.

^ AHAHAHAH!!!

she wasn't, you just have schizophrenia and see her but no one else can...

i wish i was albino

you wish but you will never be one, now drown in your own tears.

I wish the person who replies next is from the other gender.

A hemaphrodite (sp.?) replies and says "hey there big sexy man!" (No i'm not a hemaphrodite.

I wish I was scarface.

You'll just be Al Pacino

I wish i could turn up the bass on my headphones

you do but your headphones burst your eardrums

i wish i had a hot girl to have sex wit

The hot girl turned out to be a man.

I wish I never smoke.

You don't but you still got cancer

I wish I had a tattoo

^granted, but it's of a penis and it's on your butt!

I wish my cat wouldn't poop, so I didnt have to clean the litter!

it doesnt, but it throws up instead...

I wish I was three yrs older to make it legal...heh...

You are, but you are so ugly that no one wants you.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

you do but you can only wish for a ugly man in your bed eating cheetos naked.

I wish i were in austrailia.

youre in australia but theres a nuclear bomb about to explode right over your head

i wish i had a billion dollars and no negative repercussions
i beat the game so hah

but is monopoly money.
not negative, just different.

I wish that my wish would come true.

your wish comes true, but your wish was that your wish wouldn't come true. so nothing happens. at all.

i wish i had a whoopin stick

you can only whoop your self

i wish for a million dollars in american money that isnt counterfeit, stolen, or illegal in anyway that im not gonna spend on something that will get me killed or put in prison or that has any negative repercussions maybe all my bases are covered now

but you dont live in america.

I wish you'd all stop trying to beat the system

I wish to remind time to a week before March Break!

We all stop.... AFTER WE END UP CONQUERING!

You rewind time to a week before March Break, but you wake up its only a dream.

I wish for a peek freen.

The person granting your wish doesnt know what the hell you're talking about and poofs you up a grenade without the pin in it.

I wish I didnt have to go to school today.

You don't, but theres a suprise carnival at school that was loads of fun, and you didn't go.

I wish I knew how to use Photoshop really well.

You know how to use photoshop really well but it's terminated from your PC and you cant download it again.

I wish for an oreo.

You get the oreo but it turns out to be mr t and it pities you to death

I wish I had a better camera.

You get one, but it gets stolen the next day.

I wish I had some new shoes.

You get them, but they're 3 sizes too small.

I wish I could do cross-footed hang tens.

You can, but you can't get your feet back to normal.

I wish my room could clean itself.

It cleans itself, but puts everything in the wrong place.

I wish this psycho girl at my school would leave me alone.

Your room cleans itslef, but once you leave it messes up again.

I wish for a ham sandwich

you get one but cant eat it

i wish i was as cool as that kid

You become that cool, but when you do... you get assasinated (sp?).

I wish I could speak fluent German...

you can but then you cant speak english

i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner

and that wish is granted.

you can but then you cant speak english

JA!!!! Danke Schon!! Ich sprechen Deutsch!!!

Ich spreche nicht Englisch???? VERDAMMT!!!

I wish school only lasted an hour a day

ok, but that hour is 3am to 4am

I wish i don't get avian bird flu

But all your friends do

I wish for a glass of orange juice

You get your orange juice, but its molded up and has bits of kitty litter in it.

I wish that no one will post after me.

No one posts after you. But its affect only works for an hour.

I wish Jimbo would stop wishing that no one would post after him.

JA!!!! Danke Schon!! Ich sprechen Deutsch!!!

Ich spreche nicht Englisch???? VERDAMMT!!!

fick dich :icon_bigg



Jimbo gets killed and doesn't whine no more.. but I do now.

I wish no one posts after me.

fick dich

i thought it was ficken....

i thought it was ficken....

you thought wrong :icon_wink

fick dich is like **** you, you dont say ****ing you.

ah the good old censoring.. ok another example:

fick dich is like, lets say, walk! you dont say walking! (when you shout it as an order)

Word. Thanks for the tip. I've been teaching myself German for a few months, guess I got that wrong.

Gut, sollen wir jetzt wieder das Wishing Game spielen?

I wish I had no school class tomorrow.

Gut, sollen wir jetzt wieder das Wishing Game spielen?

I think we should.

I just blew up your school... Looks like theres no school for you. :D

I wish I was a lefty

You are but you only have 2 fingers on your left hand.

I wish emos would stop complaining and kill themselves already.

I wish that too

the wish becomes true, But you turn to an emo and kill yourself.

i wish i were in south park.

Fine, but you're kenny.

I wish for infinate wishes

wish granted, you can only wish that you would take my place as kenny and i would be cartman

i wish for a burito

But the burrito is full of worms and toenails.

I wish for a million dollars.

You get a suitcase but theres 2 million instead of 1 million in it

I wish people were nice to emo's

peopl;e become nice to emos.. but an emo kills you

I wish for a endless supply of hot big tited women

You get your women, but they all have genital herpes...

I wish I had free time to myself...

you get free time to yourself.. but yo get bored and suicide

i wish for immortality

You get it but then you get really sick and stay like that forever.

I wish i was really good at skating and BMX.

peopl;e become nice to emos.. but an emo kills you

you see, thats EXACTLY what I mean, always the stereotype emo kid that kills you and slits its own wrists, you suck.

you get really good at bmx'ing but the bike's cost over 3049093 dollars

I wish the psychotic girl at my school would stop bothering me.

Fine, but then another psychotic girl bothers you.

I wish school was over already

It is but then you have to do summer school.

I wish Tom Cruise wasnt an actor...

hes not. hes your new neighbor.

i wish everyone would stop being so offendend by things people say about emos and get on with it.

me too...

I wish I was wolverine.

You are, but you explode when someone shoots you.

I wish I could ollie moving.

You can but then can't do any other flip tricks.

I wish for it to stop raining.

But then it starts snowing.

I wish my homework was done

it is but every answer ir wrong

i wish i could draw better

You think you're drawing better but everyone else will think it sucks.

I wish I had more muscle

You grow large muscles, but their too large to allow you to move.


I wish I could beat this race on wipeout pure...

I totally just beat it, but now it wont let me save it!

I wish I could save it.

granted but your memory card explodes

i wish i had a donut

You do but it is deadly and you die.

I wish Tom Cruise wasnt my neighbor or have any thing to do with my life.

granted but you get some really annoying person instead

i wish i wasnt feeling so sick

You feel fine, and have to go to school now.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.

You arent and eveyone hates you.
I wish i was awesome. More then i am now..........

Fine, but only the ugly girls are gonna want you.

I wish i wasn't so tired

you drink 42 red bulls with vodka and it starts to wake you up, but then your heart explodes.

I wish that i could skip school.

You can, but you miss 2 exams and fail for the year.

I wish I didnt have 2 exams today so I could skip school.

you dont but they make only you do them in the summer.

i wish that i had a wish.

You don't have a single wish.

I wish sk8t3r leaves this forum.

He already left ... a year ago

I wish I knew what I wanna wish for

He already left ... a year ago

I wish I knew what I wanna wish for
you do.. but its a horible wish and everyone kills you

i wish that i didn't have to sleep

You don't, and you die from tiredness.

I wish Danzig would play in my backyard.

he does but he falls in a hole in your back yard.

I wish that rusty nail had not given me bad neg rep on the June MOM boting thread for saying "vote necro or you will all die a firey death in the pit of lost hope" out of fustration knowing that i was joking cause he was mad.

How do you know? You don't know, I am from holland and I could have misunderstood.. I mean.. Im 16 and Im from the netherlands, like I Try stated. I wans't mad either, I'm listening to Danzig, I'm in a superb mood.

I wish people wouldn't threaten other people

They do, but they start killing eachother instead.

I wish I was a member of Def Leppard

You are, but you turn blind and deaf and can't perform on stage.

I wish all people would get along

you know i wish that too rustynail.

i wish that rustynail would stop being so sarcastic right now.

I stop being sarcastic, but I leave the forum to get some sleep, and you don't notice Im not being sarcastic anymore cos you can't talk to me.

I wish I had no spanish class tomorrow.

You don't, and you die from tiredness.

I wish Danzig would play in my backyard.

Sigh, dont we all.. -falls into daydream-

You have no spanish but end up getting triple chemistry.

I wish there was a really good topic to post in, in the general skateboard chat.

There is...but it gets shut down because it was created by Slipknotdude.

I wish VH1 classic would do metal-month again...

It does but all the metal bands suddenly die and all folk music is on

I wish I could walk on water

you can but now you cant walk on land.

i wish i had a million dollars

You have it, but you cannot spend it

I wish I could FS flip El Toro

You can, but you start feeling cocky and try to backside flip it. You bail and rack your nuts on the rail. You later die of internal injuries. Sucks to be you, ;).

I wish I owned skaterscafe.

You do own it, but you have to pay for bandwidth.

I wish I could stop staring at styles almost board in his sig...

You do stop, but I put a signature with a naked lady in mine, and you stare at that then.

I wish my brother and sister would go to sleep already.....

You think they are asleep but they're really watching you.

I wish for a hat

You get one, but its a big pink sombrero with little pink and neon orange frills haning off the end.

I wish for my drivers licsense.

You get it, but you cannot afford a new car or gas.

I wish for a new computer

You get it, but it doesn't work. (not much creativity there).

I wish the Hurricanes won the Stanley cup in a clean sweep.

They do but then horribly die in a freaky ice hockey mishap the next season.

I wish for food...something good too.

you get it, but it's poisoned, and you die.

I wish for a bag of chips.

Fine but they're old and moldy

I wish i could play guitar

You can but now u cant skateboard.

I wish for an indestructable skateboard.

ok you get one but you break your legs everytime you try to ride it

i wish my throat wasnt being sore and gay

it does, but then you start having contractions.

I wish I could make a wish without a twist.

They do. But nobody cares.

I wish they had more straight edge hardcore on limewire.

They do, but you're too into labels to find it.

I wish for world peace.

The world is at peace. Then a meteor hits it.


I wish that meteor didnt hit the earth.

it didn't, but an earthquake took its place.

I wish for a half-pipe.

ok you get one but you break your legs everytime you try to ride it

i wish my throat wasnt being sore and gay

stop sucking.
I couldn't resist.


You get you're half pipe, but you have to sell your board.

I wish long jetty will forgive me.

He forgives you, but now your throat hurts and its sore.

I wish skate shoes would last longer.

They do, but you can't buy them, and must now skate in New Balance.

I wish I had bigger arms.

You get bigger arms, but you break them while doing push ups.

I wish I had a wish

You already wished for that so you cant wish again.

I wish I didnt have to go to this graduation party today. Yay drunk old people.

You don't, but your drunk grandma comes around

I wish I wasnt listening to DevilDriver right now

Youre not .

I wish that my parents wont be very mad at me becouse yesterday I got home really late .

They won't be very mad...they'll be super mad.

I wish I can beat this mission in Hitman.

You do beat it...but forgot to save and the whole game just shuts off.

I wish I had a lobster dinner right now.

You have a lobster dinner, but wait its a tv dinner.

I wish these cocoa dyno bits were actually cocoa pebbles.

they are.. but you die of being alergic to coco pebbles

I wish for all queers to die

thanks god those were cocoa pebbles and not coco pebbles!

They all die, but then theres no one to... uhh design interiors?

I wish I had the deck in your sig.

you do... but the lepard comes alive an eats you

i wish that new movies didn't suk

They dont but you cant afford to watch one you have to watch The Wiggles.

I wish that i wasnt bored.

you stop being bored, but then theres nothing to do

I wish there people would use the search bar

I wish that too/\

you stop being bored, but then theres nothing to do

I wish there people would use the search bar
Everyone does but then you dont and you get banned.

I wish i had every Family Guy season.

You do, but the discs are all scratched.

I wish i was asleep right now.

you are asleep but OJ comes and kills you
I wish I got my new board today.
AND I KNOW WHAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO SAY.
"Your board cracks and you die."

Your board suddenly disappears when you go to ollie this massive set that has never been attempted before and you die on impact to the ground.

I wish I had some money.

You get money, but you spend it on food and you wont have any money left tomorrow, and youll be the hungry kid again.

I wish I was called Kevin

your called Kevin but someone thinks your Kevin Federline and robs you
I wish I had a kitty.

You get a kitty but its from another planet and it eats you.

I wish i had my new board already.

You do but as soon as you take it out it breaks and you dont get a refund.

I wish someone knew what i should wish for.

Someone gets to know, but doesnt tell you :D

I wish I had three arms

Someone knows but you spent your wish wishing for someone that knew what you wished for. Also they tell you "I know what you should wish for... but Im not telling" Then they break your nose.

I wish it was Tuesday so I could... PARRRTTYYY!

its tuesday but u slept throught the hole week

i wish i had some member rep points

You do, but their negitive points.

I wish this game would stop.

It does stop...but then another member starts one again.

I wish I could somehow see all the matches from the World Cup that I missed.

you can, but most aren't worth seeing, really.

i wish i was naive.

You are, then you drink 20 bacardes and get found by your parents not breathing. Just like my friend.

I wish I had a flashy colorful banner like you.

You do but it is too flashy and gets taken down by a mod.

I wish I had a time machine.

You get the time machine but i doesnt work

I wish i could do backflips

hahahahahhah.... You wish !

I wish for a new deck couse my Powell Mini Logo snapped ( Nose ) :(

You get it but it's a Powell Mini Logo and it's probably gonna snap again.

I wish......................... I could tre flip.

Your wish wont come true . Sorry

I wish I had spoken to allach

You did, but he didn't speak back

I wish my legs would stop itching

they do, but then you realise you have a bot-fly maggot embeded in your head.

i wish i wasnt addicted to coke. (the drink).

Fine, but you're addicted to the other kind of coke

I wish I had a longboard

You have a longboard but it's not a Sector 9

I wish I was getting flow stuff from Habitat

You get flow stuff from Habitat, but then Kerry Getz breaks his neck and the habitat company forgets to send out their flow boards.

I wish I was at a Black Eyed Peas concert

your at black eyed peas concert and so is your anti aircraft machine gun..

i wish that it dosent rain tomuro

it doesn't, instead it snows.

I wish this hot weather would go away.

it went away but it was -200 C.

I wish that no one knew how to type.

They don't, so everyone talks on the phone instead.

I wish Attic didn't grant my previous wish.

He dosent but he splashes acid in your face.

I wish for a pony:)

you get a shetland pony with mind powers.

I wish i had P.j Ladds skill.

You do, but only for an hour

I wish for some good food

You get good food, but drop it in the toilet, right after someone pukes, and had diahrrea in it.

I wish for that no one could screw with my wish.

no one but ME can !
i wish i could see brian smner skate at my skatepark.

you do, but it's only for 10 seconds

I wish I had a better phone

i eat your phone and flush it down a toilet but then it gets stuck and your whole house gets flooded and u drown in poo water :)

i wish i could fly.

Fine, but your wings are made of wax and you fly too close to the sun

I wish it wasnt so hot

you WISH but when u go outside my wax falls on you and u die hardened inside the wax :) :D

i wish that le elecric chr couldn't make any wishes

too bad

I wish all the money in the world was mine

you get all your money but then satan takes your soul

i wish this damned girl would call!...

I'm too busy...

I wish i wasn't so tired.

You see him skate at your skatepark but he sprains his ankle on his first ollie and he cant skate.

I wish I had a brownie to eat.

^ What?? I wished i wasn't so tired....

You aren't but you fall asleep anyway.

where is your wish?

umm...That I could take over the world. hehehehe

you can... but your schizophrenic... so you take over an imaginary world.

I wish my Ipaths weren't so stiff.

They aren't but then they are to soft, and tear easily.

I wish school wasn't coming up so fast.

They aren't but then they are to soft, and tear easily.

I wish school wasn't coming up so fast.
it isn't but u become too dumb to control ur body and u unvolunteerly jump of a buoilding

i wish i could use photoshop

you can for only like 10 min.
umm... I wish I wasnt to tired.

you aren't, so you go skate until you are, then fall into sleep.

I wish I ate more vegetables.

you did, then you grew to big that you got kicked out of the world.
I wish I didnt have to clean my room

You don't so it stays messy.

I wish Attic didn't grant my previous wish.

I dont, but I un grant all your other wishes

I wish I had a new skateboard

She didnt but i happened anyways.

I wish i had a skateboard

You do, but you break it.

I wish I had better grades.

you did, but I un grant all you wishes

I wish my parents would lighten up

they did but then they burnt out.

I wish i had 5 dolla

you did but you lost it

I wish my sister would move out

they did but then they burnt out.

I wish i had 5 dolla
u do but it gives u the black plauge
i wish my dad would wake up

you did but you lost it

I wish my sister would move out

She did but you went with her

I wish i could fly

you can but you crash
I wish my friend would leave jk

She did but you went with her

I wish i could fly
u can but a planes puts u through it engine
i wish for a hobby

you can but you crash
I wish my friend would leave jk

She did leave.

I wish everyone would <SP:)

u can but a planes puts u through it engine
i wish for a hobby

i giv u skateboarding!!! oh nevamind, u already do it...

i wish i can stop lying

You do, but you tell everyone things they don't want to hear....

I wish I was better.

You do, but you tell everyone things they don't want to hear....

I wish I was better.
you become perfect and some1 lynches u
i wish my dad would wake up so that he can buy my sk8board

He wakes up, buthe falls back asleep.

I wish I could Wakeboard better.

He wakes up, buthe falls back asleep.

I wish I could Wakeboard better.
you can but your board comes alive and kills u
i wish for a cure

You get better but then you break your spine and become a paraledgic

I wish i was a fish

You are, but you get caught, and eaten.

I wish I could go to the skatepark.

You are, but you get caught, and eaten.

I wish I could go to the skatepark.

you can but on the way there a tornado forms and kills you

i wish that world hunger would end.

It does, but world thirst becomes a bigger problem.

I wish it doesn't rain for the next 3 days.

it does but the world thirst thing was happening so it rained a lot...

i wish i had a life

You do, but it goes by a millionth-billionith-gillionth of a second fast.

I wish for more thrash metal albums to come out.

You do, but it goes by a millionth-billionith-gillionth of a second fast.

I wish for more thrash metal albums to come out.
they do but you become deaF
lol i wish for a cure cause the person who replied made an impossible response

....what??
i wish i could skate with brian sumner for a day :D

a cure to what? uhh... you find the cure, but then you lose it/forget it, smooth.

i wish i wasnt so awesome :P

too bad your not.
^ last one :P no replied to that one.

i guess we made the post at the same time, cuz i didnt see yours, but anyway... make a wish!
i wish i wasnt so bored during the summer!!!

But you're super bored

I wish for a bottle of water

fine but salt water

I wish for a new music to listen to

you get to a music store but all the cd's are swiss hip hop.
i wish i had a GF on my bed ;)

You do, but she turns out to be a man.

I wish for more wishes.

you do but once u make your next wish u die
i wish i had a pop sicle.

You do, but it's actually a frozen vomit popsickle.

I wish I had blue eyes.

they turn blue but they burst and water comes out. so you then have no eyes.

i wish i had aqua blue eyes

But then you go blind and they turn white

I wish I had some Indy 169s

you do, but they are generic, and break.

I wish I had light blue eyes with no strings attached.

you still have no eyes dork.
i wish i could fly like supam4nnnnn

You can, but get struck by lightning, and die.

I wish I lived when Jesus lived.

..too bad you cant.
i wish i could have a free car!

You have it, but it's junk, and won't run.

I wish Metallica came out with their new album already...

when it does it turns out top be a bunch of blue-grass songs
i wish i could destroy zero's computer

You do, but I make my lazer vision repair it in an instance.

I wish caveman1028 would go away.

haha, yay, it came true.

it comes true...*psst...caveman come back* hehe...

I wish i was a pro skater and can do anything

You are, but get beat by me in s-k-a-t-e, and it ruins your esteem.

I wish my shoe didn't have a hole in it.

it doesnt, but then they fly away.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

You do, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I had wings.

(what if i wished that my wish didnt work?)

you do, but theyre plastic.

i wish i was smart.

You do but there chicken wings from KFC
I wish I could skate a 9 set right now while I'm indestrutable along with my board and I can do anything with perfect weather and land it first try.

JOHNNY SPRAGUE
you're smart but no one listens to you and your teacher fails you cause he thinks you suck at life.

aww... i feel like a reject!

you do the nine set, but thats the only thing you can do without totally killing yourself first try.

I wish I could skate today

you do, but then you cant skate anymore ever.

i wish i had some bbq chips!

you get them but I steal them and eat them all and throw the bag and crumbs away off a cliff covered ni spikes and micheal jackson monkeys.
I wish I could have sex with a hot girl.