is correct.

JIZZCAKES ON MY FACE.



uber sweet

going to get some rat-flavored chips


he'll be back in a moment

has not recently been to the philippines

brb gotta get the jizzcakes off my face kthxbi




WOOH.

woah
woah
woah
woah

woah
woah
woah
woah,
HVS,
WILL YOU BE MY LOVER?


what is this supposed to mean...

omg how did you know?

i just jacked it with a fork


LAWL!

i think my mom is hott


wowowowooww

I think HVS's mom is hot-

:( my mouth is in major painn

WISDOM TEEEETH

:( my mouth is in major painn



sorry about that ;)

sorry about that. i shouldve cut my toenails before i put my fingers up your bumWOHHD ;)WOO!!!!!!

WHAT!!!!!! YOU PROMISED YOU'D DO THAT TO ME!

i never would've expected it

is a chick, with a ****

omg lol wtf bbq he had sex with anna nicole smith

he got sloppy seconds

is a chick, with a ****


*gasp* that hurt my feeelingss :(

^^ Loves marshmallow chickens :)

:) his smiley made me happy

is terrified of someone stealing her lucky charms

Ate my baby!

wears a black lima bean on his head daily

Doesnst know its dirtysanchez's head.

mom is hot

is a spammer^

neg reps for no reason

Posted in a really funny thread

landed his first sex change recently

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: England
Posts: 627

will be heartbroken to know that i, for one, do not love him.

i love him.

is apparently in love with me...


unless you're talking about dumbdog....god i hope you're talking about dumbdog

Is wrong. I love his duhstee nuts.

jew lols

rapes the babies before i eat them

excretes babies which i have to clean up

Cleans up dead babies

has made 1,976 posts and not one of them has done a damn thing to end world hunger

Has a misspelled username

killed john lennon

Sexed john lennons dead body (while reading The Catcher and The Rye, no less!)

smells lovely

Smells people :tongue:

Has a quote that made me LOLOL in his sig

Fancies himself a Kangaroo in labor.

fancies himself a man in labour.

^ has once had dirtysanchez give him a dirty sanchez

is in his own sig

^lives in canada

lives in the state I just got back from vacation from, I was in nagshead

^Somthing tells me that that is at the beach. I just know its about 5 hours way from me.

is correct in thinking that nagshead is a beach

okay, thought so haha. I had heard of it before and i know its SUPER far from me so i just guessed it was a beach. What area? Outer banks or below?

Outer banks ya

^Bah, silly tourist.

Fort Fisher is where its at. (waaayyy far away from the banks)

^Is off topic :icon_mrgr

^Likes to beat his grandma with a 437 pound tuna

Is a 437 pound tuna.

gave himself a dirtysanchez

^ has a crush on dirty sanchez

has a crush on the guy who has a crush on DS

Has a crush on me.

Set didn't count according to Semen.

Has acquired a taste for freshly ground dead babies.

Mmmmmm.

^ scared me last night

Eats Lucky Charms all the time.

has back side flipped a ledge

gets his rocks off by holding fish

doesn't know the head in HVS's avatar isn't HVS

needs a new avy

but i love this avy :(

but, you need a new one ;)

maybe i'll put a picture of myself in the new one

nope cant do that either

haha bleh do you have something agianst meee

nope, there are just rules around here missy.

is my future e-spouse

^haha makes me laugh :)

nope, there are just rules around here missy.

:P i forget

is my future e-spouse
isn't lying

isn't lying
Better be a good kisser.

she is a good kisser;)

has a crush on me

she is a good kisser;)


i ain't no she dawg best be steppin

oh, but you are a she, you just dont know it yet :D...*evil laugh*

oh, but you are a she, you just dont know it yet :D...*evil laugh*

so does that mean I can go scuba diving in your pants?

Can go scuba diving in my pants.

oh wait...

no.

hahahahhahaha my companion/partner in crime

Likes the feeling of sandpaper being rubbed against her lips.

Makes me LOLOL

mmmmmm :) jeffy!

^ Knows who the Providence Bruins are ^

I remembered his son's name was shawn!!!

and yes that is how its spelt :)

^Doens't know that I named him after The Heartbreak Kid^

Hey sort of getting off-topic but why was bleh banned?

^didn't know bleh was banned due to posting "meatsp*n''

^ is most definitely correcttttttttt. not only bleh, banned along with dirtysanchez

I dont know what that is but okay :p, I thought he was a pretty good member...Oh well

I dont know what that is but okay :p, I thought he was a pretty good member...Oh well

Yeah, just think of ''meat'' spinning, thats about all you need to know to figure it out.
..and yes, Bleh was an awesome member, but I think he got caught up in the horse bologne with the other guys that got banned...I seen he's on Sb-c now though

Oh well thanks for letting me know yoou guys can get back on topic now! ;)

Likes rap music

Goodbye ;)

He's in my computer, stealin' mah internets.

he's new to skaterscafe

he doesnt like waffles, he eats pancakes

:) recently changed his username

likes quoting people in her sig

If he had the option of doing it with 5 playboy models and eating a dorito, would chose eating a dorito.

tre flipped a 3 stair today.

Is from canada.

said that about me already.

Likes him some nice weenis.

= Spammer ^^^

what! trevor is not a spammer....................................yeah

needs to stp spamming :icon_burn

oh my god! it's you!! :D how are you? missed you while you were gone man


hope you are who i think you are

^ it is totally youuuuu. i guess you are joining up on the say something about the person above you late night special version thread lol.

not anymore. quit talking to yourself gloria.

<3

Anthony, i'm not talking to myself :O

:( bleh...

hai guiz gues who made a comeback

Santa?

santa got nothin on me

yesssssssssssssss

Talks to herself.

oh my gosh what is happening i don't talk to myself okay. anthony tell these people i don't talk to myself.

she talks to herself

anthony, you talk to yourselfff.. shouldn't you be sleeping now?

Is angered by people knowing that she talks to herself.

he can ollie while moving

^Who the hell is that in your sig

has a disturbing sig

^^ I believe thats the dude from white chicks. Its complicated..

uhm has trouble communicating with his parents (sorry if its a bit too personal)

remebers a black guy from a movie called whit chicks

^ oh your thing changed.. it doesn't say kfc + koolaid anymore

Is angered by people knowing that she talks to herself.


you make me pissed off. i don't talk to myself and its not a funny topic.

sorry if i sounded rude.

Talks to herself.
:icon_bunc

spelled his name wrong, its actually has to be über to make sense

^Homer in his sig is turned the wrong way

Paid a lot of attention to the direction in which homer IS and theoretically SHOULD be facing.

Pays a lot of attention and puts in a lot of effort to point out peoples flaws. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Thinks someone will fill out his sig.

can't nollie bigspin

Tells the truth.

the the shizzle nizzle dizzle mizzle fizzle soda popizzle:)

^Likes to play love games

^^ likes the movie "300"

he's awesomeeee :)

Was pissed off earlier.

^Ollied while moving

Really wants someone to reply to his video thread and hates short hair. :p

^Is very good letting people know that, there already is a thread based on a newly made topic, and then helpfully links them! Thumbs up buddy!

will unban DS

is not ballin.

makes me change my user title

indeed it sucks haha

i love you

doesnt understand the game?

posts ALOT in this thread lol

Has some nice shoes.

Wants to get f**ked up with Captain Falcon.

Wonders if he has BBQ chicken.

Doesn't live in US.

Think he's cool because he can use words with z's in em.

Insulted my coolness. :(

has 111 posts, and i havent seen him around till now

Has an amazing sig :)

Has a Baker.

Is a lucky bastard because he lives in california.

Is a fan of 300. SPARTA!

Won GOS 8

Is my lover.

Was pissed off earlier.

you know what. just don't post in this thread and say something about me.
you know who makes me pissed off? yes.

^is part of the ''signature'' crowd to voice their opinions...I'd like to see ''world peace'' instead, but, whatever

is one big rep sun away from a giant picture of chuck norris..

Well... that's what i am hoping.

just madse me lol... well at least lo

awsome taste of sigs

has no sig

has no sig
my photoshop trial ran out before i could make one :(

is told by me to use gimp

Wants me to fly the roflcopter without my roflcopter flying license.

Wants me to fly the roflcopter without my roflcopter flying license.
is a nub if he doesnt have his roflcoptor licence yet... i had mine when i was 7 >.<

^^^ Lololol Roflcopter Time!

WORLD PEACEr!

^^ lol i hope pathtek4 sees it...

he said he'd rather see my sig say "world peace" so i added it in

haha brandon did it too. skatermccrank

has a sig made by my partner in crime

edit: i was late

hm... is nice!

Has two rainbow bars.

by his sig and avatar, like animated drugs

Jacks off to the Spy Kids.

^lolol

Jacks off to the Spy Kids.
im not the only one :cool:

Fan of the simpsons??

maybe?

idk

lol

Is going to add DS to his unban list.

Fan of the simpsons??

maybe?

idk

lol
:o howd u know

he maent me

white boyyy.

:O kay then.... random thaught (i was first person in my county to see the simpsons movie)

has a goofy avatar

EDIT: MADE ME TALK ABOUT HIM AND NOT SEV7N!!!!!! :mad:

its honeymustard, haha.

likes guys.

Is da sebuminator dudes!

is just a timezone away from me

is my private prostitute :D

is slightly confused lmao

Is A Liar!!

ex rickroller

agrees

Skates a low box over 10,000,000 times a day.

I found out your name is tom :)


WAIT. YOU ARE TOM RIGHT?

is a girl !!! :O

Somehow only knows Carrot Top from Mindfreak.

he maent me

No, actually. I meant him. haha.

wants to rip jeff in half

Is wrong

Jeffy is my lover :icon_bunc

lmfao

JOKE.

He is pretty cool though.

*gasp* no! jeffy is my lover!

lolol

Ill fight you for him.:smellifry

lulz.

HAHAH lololol.
jeffy loves both of us :) that is the conclusion

Yay!

world peace!

me and elemental were the first 2 people to put that in our sigs, you know why, beacuse we love eachother deeply and want to get married :)...haha i'm playing...or am i....*spongebob theme song*

has a cool signiture very funny hahaha

PSP in his sig.

You didnt know that did you?

I love him and his new sig :)

PSP in his sig.

You didnt know that did you?

PSP in her sig
how many times should i tell u guys i'm a girl

has a PSP in his sig :icon_bunc

jk

^^ made me lololol

PSP in her sig
how many times should i tell u guys i'm a girl

i apologize for his incorrection.

is funny, i like her haha

:) yayy

Got herself a gold bar yesterday.

is on sc for a pretty long time now

Is smart for signing up for www.sk84ever.tk

cares too much about dirtysanchez

:P

^^ made me lololol



i apologize for his incorrection.

thanks

is wrong

dirtysanchez was cool

late...

DIRTYSANCHEZ IS BOMB! awesomenesss

hey elemental whats up with all this world peace stuff, whats that supposed to be?

http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=24222&page=147 check ittt

look for me and pathtek4

he told me he'd rather see "world peace" so i gave it to him. other members added it too after what we said.

Now I say to myself sometimes.

How often do you meet an english speaking, good looking, skateboarding, better at skateboarding than you, 16 year old asian girl?

Thats what I have to say about elemental

Made me laugh. Quite a bit.

1$ @ n00bZ0r!

Dunno, I think his name is weird. But thats about it. I've never seen him post on here before.

LOLOL. what makes you think i'm better at skateboarding than you? like i said its only been a couple months or more since i started back up. i only know like the most is 10 tricks. :D we are talkin on msn right noww. everyone go listen to him and his friend's conversation in the "Seriously, how stupid is this" thread. gen skateboarding chat

lol, thanks for advertising my post =P

and you can heelflip cant you? I cant.

Enough of the spam.

^ This one is super original.

Is asian.

oh can i have your msn btw?
edit. to elemental

edit again: nevermind i just saw it lol

Jacks off in front of his parents....and his girlfriend

Damn....lateness....likes simpsons

Has a dirty mind. Naughty naughty.

Has a clean mind that he polishes everyday.

Touche.

Has an awesome sig.

Likes my sig although never went to the site in the sig which makes my sig about 300000000000000000000000000x's better

Is rather convincing. And cooler than your average 12 year old.

Thanks.
Signed up for www.sk84ever.tk which makes him cool.

Is one of the grooviest cats on the block.

has an evil twin named retaksboon

has dos suns

almost has uno sun

awsome avatar

Never signed up for www.sk84ever.tk