hes back

and sky high

sky_high
///_- =gay emothats wat.... ///_- ......that is.....a gay emo with the hair in the eye

gay emos cant skate this good lol

kickflips a curb like 200000000 times aday
its actually a ledge

has sick step-up tricks.

kickflips a ledge about 20000000 times a day...Happy?

better get to his goals

likes grafitti

so many posts in so little time ;)

is on a distinguished road.

Tweaks his ollies?

likes fire

he's kool I like him :)

has some hook ups

/\/\/\Needs to update his sig, because Frost ain't on e'S anymore, lol. No, jk, Don't know him that well, but his sig's background is trippy.........

hes been here a preetty long time

Has been here longer than bustedbearings.

he's kool I like him :)lol i like you too....

Does his tre flips sky high

Super Mario

touches the wall in his sig kickflip...lol, AAAAAND has been standing behind me for some time!!!

Location: Look Behind You

Should've cleaned his bearings.

His avatar's nuts.

^ Should read Apt Pupil by Stephen King ^

likes monkeys

he's a skateboarder, duh.

He is one of my fav members

Avatar scares the living peacocks out of me...

Looks like Tyler Bledsoe

Looks like an Ed Templeton painting...lmao

is white.
o_O

hasnt caught my attention yet.

is a graffiti TOY lol jk...

^ likes green ^

wants to be an ape

just got a new sig

his icon scares me alot.....

Weighs 86 pounds!

Flip ;)

weighs more than 86 pounds

^ likes green ^

lol, how did you know that?

To Skater...

can be reached on many different internet messaging services...:icon_drib

Is a DGK fan.

Is from Canada

Has posted a ridiculous amount in under two months, but has the rep to back him up.

Flip ;)

Supports Element

has a cool sig

Skates.

Skates.

Is soon leaving for very very long time. :(

uhh i want to steal his sig

Is silly, cause they didn't read the rest of the thread to realise that he isn't leaving anymore.

Flip ;)

Is soon leaving for very very long time. :(

Nigga I changed my mind, I found my board and I got an ulcer.

No big deal.


Fliptastic is a super cool dude.

^Damn straight!

Hmmmm, has the same username as a type of motocross bike on GTA: Vice City...

Flip ;)

...a dirty sanchez is a motorcycle?

has a scrubs avatar

On Vice City it is.

And hmmm...likes graffiti?

Flip ;)

Doesn't know what a real dity sanchez is.

likes to skateboard, lives in birmingham, england, is 14 years old, has 1252 posts. joined this site in june 2006 :)

EDIT: too late

^Is wrong. Cause GOOFY PWNS REGGIES.

Flip ;)

has his own element

Posts threads about things that he thinks is funny but everyone else flames him, EXCEPT me cause I agree with him.

Flip ;)

a cool dude with a cooler nickname

Is a tomboy, evidently.

Flip ;)

likes to skateboard, lives in birmingham, england, is 14 years old, has 1252 posts. joined this site in june 2006

^Evidently can read my profile very well.

Flip ;)

evidently doesnt know i just copied dumbdog

likes to skateboard, lives in birmingham, england, is 14 years old, has 1252 posts. joined this site in june 2006


stole what i said!!!

Makes posts which are perfect to reply "DUH" to.

Flip ;)

says DUH to dumbdog

Name is Richard!

Flip ;)

Is A Stalker!

Doesn't realise he just posted it in another thread hehe!

Flip ;)

reads all of my threads

is interesting and bailed a double hardflip!
and TOMS A CISSY BOY!!!!

Doesn't know that it's spelled "Sissy".

Flip ;)

is interesting and bailed a double hardflip!
and TOMS A CISSY BOY!!!!
io cant do a hardflip....none the less a double...and


is my favorite user

AHAHA THANKS!

^Likes the off-topic forum quite a bit!

Flip ;)

Posts too much in this thread :P

welcome and likes the off-topic forum quite a bit also...:edit:late


is dirty and his name is sanchez

IS SICK! And a totally cool member.

Flip ;)

IS SICK! And a totally cool member.

Flip ;)
thinks that im sick and a totally cool member when he is way more than that

Thanks:icon_gigg

Doesn't know I wanna marry him!

Flip ;)

Posts too much in this thread!

Wants to steal my "posts too much here" Crown!

Flip ;)

Wants to steal my "posts too much here" Crown!

Flip ;)

Truly is a name known to all ;)

flips fantastic (that one was kinda lame..)

aha why thank you.

^Is very flattering.

Flip ;)

Has never went once without saying

"Flip ;)" at the end of his posts.

^Evidently has a sharp eye!

Flip ;)

has no idea who i am

^Makes very true statements.

Flip ;)

Is jesus.

Quite possibly!

^Is representing GOOFY! GOOFY FTW!

Flip ;)

^^
his name says flip but his sig says element lol

That's cause when it says Flip, I don't mean the company, but as in actual flip tricks. So being fantastic at flip tricks is being Fliptastic.

^Needs to use common sense...DUH!

Flip ;)

says flip :) too much

Is a playa hata

^Makes me LOL continuously.

*high five!*

Flip ;)

May be nominated by me for July MOTM, if he keeps up the good work.

I sure hope so ahaha.

^May also be nominated, as he is doing quite an excellent job!

Flip ;)

Edit- I was on the wrong page, haha.

harshly rejected that Flipzorz

^ Stole my bike.

Thinks I stole his bike.

dirty sanchez is a coolster

edit:
hivoltage is a photoshopper with some skills, though i don't think i've seen his work recently...

has exactaly 896 posts at the moment

Is not Albert Einstein.

Has goals that seem impossible to me...

Has 360 flips ( lucky ;) )

Has too much rep for someone who's made a whole thread saying people shouldn't have goals.

has a nice signiture

is a girl

thinks regulars are better :icon_mad:

Is a tomboy

he has a cool ass name

(to Cheese Soup)
Smelly hippie.

To Dirtysanchez.

I don't like you because you are sexist and if you posted your whole time on the cafe would have 60 posts a day.

I hate people who aren't brutally honest.

I'm sexist/not brutally honest?
I was not aware of that.

Bryan, you're good at photoshopping.

Didnt know he was sexist.

Yes, your quite sexist. and I didn't say that, I said I was being brutally honest and don't like people who aren't.

Apparently decides if I'm sexist or not..

Is a little offended

cool guy IMO :)

Doesn't think I have a write too even though you make posts like
Originally Posted by SkATeRgUrL4LiFe
uhh plz just leave me alone i didnt do anything to u so really back off! just dont talk to me!

Originally Posted by dirtysanchez
no one was talking to you.
now cook me dinner."

and

Originally Posted by dirtysanchez
"Sk8r gurl, "making fun of names" does not mean you're not important.

making fun of your name is a given.

i made fun of it, and im like the least important person in this cafe.
...aside from you.

please, please just go die.
=D"

So stop, sexist. To DirtySanchez

Thinks I mean everything my posts say.

(stealing this from jesushadherpes)

If I'm not talking about drugs, assume everything I say is a joke, or sarcastic.

Doesnt understand that every joke has some truth behind it.

If I walked to a hispanic person and said "Go cook me a ****ing burrito, beaner. zomg jay kayz"

I guarantee you they would be offended.

This is the internet, and I don't care if people get offended, I'll say what I think is funny, regardless of who likes it.

:P

edit- What the hell does IMO mean?

Congratulations on being close minded.

I'm done here, you're sexist, you lose.

Cheers, EB.

edit: in my opinion

no, you wont,or a ban will be on the way, imo means in my opinion

in my opinion

Edit: aw arto beat me to it :P

So did eastonbryan, haha.

no he edited his , i posted before he edited i think :P hah

^ Is a dude

^ puts his feces on girls upper lips.

^ Mad funny/Canadian(Eh?).

Fellow goofy!

Has more rep then me :[

Has more rep then me :[
has a lot of goals lol

Has more posts than me... suprisingly :|

^ Doesn't know I have no life

is a fellow goofy

Likes guitar?

Likes guitar?

True

Reminds me of GTA

probably born in 92!

Likes Dead Kennedys

haha thats a clash song,

makes me wonder if hes seen the tv show dirty sanchez

haha thats a clash song,

makes me wonder if hes seen the tv show dirty sanchez


I've only heard the Dead Kennedy's remake of it, and plus I previously knew she liked DK.

^ Will unleash the mighty ban hammer on me if I dont start shutting the hell up with all my "bad posts" :X

Is goofy... :icon_ange

Likes Alien Workshop...

Is from the Dominican Republic, and is a year younger then me.

probably isnt stupid, if hes managed to post 597 times

lives far away from me

^isn't any closer to me either :p

^Supafly

Is goofy

Is a fan of numbers.

Listens to music that I don't like :[

Is one of the most active members of this forum, he's been here only 2 months or so and he has alot of post and he doesnt spam either ;):). Its good to have people like you the cafe ;)!

Doesn't classify my posts as spam *whew*

Doesn't classify my posts as spam *whew*

What so you do spam! :p I must not come here enough to see you spam ;)!
He is goofy :icon_mad: ! regular is better :D !

he is wrong both stances are good

Is wrong yet again, goofy > regular

Is wrong yet again, goofy > regular

dude I'm goofy but I wouldn't go around saying my stance is better whatever is comfortable is good :)

watchez teh pr0nz al nitez!!!1!!

Is wrong, I watches teh pr0nz all night. :D

what a coincedence :D

is ELECTRIFYING

looks like hes into ninjas

Is a cracka.

Join Date: Nov 2006

Posts: 349

Beat me DS


Hmm, wants to learn a nocomply... 900 flip :l

Is a cracka.


im not a cracker...im italian..

Cannot do half cabs

punk sk8r boi.

(He cant half cab down an 8 set.)

styll watchez teh pr0nz

^ Is correct.

Cannot do half cabs


i can halfcab but cannot down an 8 set...yet

is correct about saying that high voltage is correct...
(maybe)

^ Smells

Has goals that I cant dream of.

OooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOhhhhHHHhhHHHhH the skill

Has a cool sig and avatar. =P

Likes premium light things?

Has eaten bread today.

^^^
is uber hella nice

^ Eats chocolate twice a day.

^^^

eats food every day

so does you!

Is a toe-nail.

is dirty

needs to trim his "toe nails"

Needs to learn to halfcab an 8 set >:O

Hasnt done any of his goals yet. =P

Hasnt done any of his goals yet. =P


Doesn't know I delete my goals once I complete them.

Doesn't know I delete my goals once I complete them. Doesnt understand why he adds [ ] next to each goal then... =P

is reading me saying whats with the box beside them then if theres nothing to check off?

Just got a homo-sun!

Has a retarted name :p but has a great sig, fort minor had his times:icon_bunc !

posted :tongue: and :icon_bunc in the post above

Has odd toenails..

has a nasty screen name

Doesn't approve of my form of art, obviously.

Seems to spend 24 hours a day on skaterscafe.

Has a fairly cool sig and his skate skill impresses me

Funny Aussie.

likes sticking fingers in butt holes and smearing poop on people lips as they sleep

at 3am the jokes in his sig made me laugh haha

Has some of the sickest manuals I've ever seen

has a ****in giraffe sig!!!!

lives in us.

His sig doesn't make me laugh, or impress me, mentally...

oh and yours does lol

has a funny nail

has a funny name :)

lives in sweden

doesn't live in sweden.

also doesn't live in sweden.

Has no toe nail.

Wishes he skated like me

has a sweet ass deck if that is him in the sig.

posts in this 2 much :)

posted correct information :) lol

Draws on his toenail..

^ may have been to a Senators game ^

^ Is wrong.

^ Bought a Def Leppard album ?^

likes posting in the off topic section.

likes being a toe

^ is right ^ Too hot to skate, perfect for a swim.

is old lol

(You bet ya ass, Paruba!) ^Went to the Harvey Pekar school of Art^

Is a highly-trained monkey!(lol don't worry it's not all bad you get to throw crap at people!lol :) )

looks like my polish friend's younger brother... and is the same age too, except he lives in naperville


LOL what harvey pekar?

Is slim as a stick lol.

Gets dirty looks when he goes into walmart

is quite edible

lol i wish i were slim, 5'10.5 and 210 lbs, im a lifter that skates. thats right =/ ima fatteh!

is a fatteh..? lol and enjois life ;)

^ Has a name I cant pronounce :)!

Grew Wings...

^ Has a name I cant pronounce :)!

(Vilalta is my last name and JC are my initials :D)

/\/\/\Switch your initials around and you have a high quality stereo brand:)

takes wierd pictures of himself and uses them as his avatar :D
(no offence, its just a joke)

Wants to grow wings? =P

Want to get higher kickflips.

Live in australia but has a american flag in his avatar {rf)

looks like my polish friend's younger brother... and is the same age too, except he lives in naperville


LOL what harvey pekar?

He's this underground comic author who wrote American Splendor. The idea was that he could only draw stick figures for his stories and he'd have other artists like R. Crumb do the actual work for him.

Is 40 years old?

Is 12.

/\/\/\Hooked me up with a sweet edit job in GVR...

^is a veteran cafe member that came into the cafe a year before i did :D

Is from the Dominican Republic. (Do you live near Qtip, by any chance?)

is always posting in this thread :)

hes toe has a has a face

Messed up his last post.

has a random avatar that says scrubs :p

doesnt know that Scrubs is a TV show

Knows Scrubs is a TV show. (Probably doesn't realize it's the best in the world. Ever.)

Has a cool user bar

Has an Ali G phrase under his name.

Is from the Dominican Republic. (Do you live near Qtip, by any chance?)

He's a good friend I skate with, i'm going to his place tomorrow to skate lol.

Did not use his board to match a BFGOS3 set :icon_susp

dirty sanchez

:icon_pelv{rf)

Is working towards a rep sun :).

EDIT: To late, damn.

Doesnt know the point of this thread..