Laugh out really f***ing loud.
Oh. Haha I guess you can make anything. Like "LRLIWL"
Laughing really loud it was loud.
Those make me irritated.

^ haha wialslgijsmpflshosihmgdn

wow i am laughing so loud god i just **** my pants i hope my girl dosent notice ohhhh

1.)Well, first Shawny Boy here is gonna have to assassinate his ex-girlfriend. A well placed 9mm hollow point should do the trick.I reccomend the Beretta 92-FS, unregistered of course.

2.)Drive into the city and sell the gun for $150 to a gangbanger, if the gun is ever found, the murder will be blamed on him.

3.)Buy a nice black suit for the funeral. Dress to impress.

4.)At the funeral, go sit next to Leah, and while she's crying say "Hey baby, lets go back to my place for some coffee. We can talk this whole thing over".

5.)Back at your place dim the lights and instead of coffee, bring out two martini's, shaken not stirred. Add an extra shot of gin into hers, if you know what i mean. Repeat if nessecary.

6.)Next, put on some baby makin' music on, any smooth jazz band with a black singer will do.

7.) After she's tipsey, take her into your bedroom and let the magic begin.

Jeez, that takes way to long.

Why not just chain her up and do your thing?

Oh dang, thats rape. Stuipid laws.

have you ever just thought wouldnt life be easier w/o laws

late to work just drive around the traffic or over depending on your car

need money just go rob a store

car broke down just steal one

but then all life as we know it would be destroyed stupid no laws

have you ever just thought wouldnt life be easier w/o laws

late to work just drive around the traffic or over depending on your car

need money just go rob a store

car broke down just steal one

but then all life as we know it would be destroyed stupid no laws

The minset of all future criminals I have ever known.

damn your right i probally will be some ****ed up psychopath thats what my parents tell me

Two words about the sex thing...Holy****!Ok ummm I was super busy again toay and couldnt even say hi but tomorow illo go in for the hug...

ok dude when you hug her and she knows your interested then come back i already posted tips on how to talk to girls and so have about 500 other people so come back when we have at least something to build off of

I know but one of the main purposes of this thread is to make a cornerstone for Leah and I's relationship.

I know but one of the main purposes of this thread is to make a cornerstone for Leah and I's relationship.
Wait, what relationship?????? lol jk Good luck with all this and remember go in for the hug.

Oh. Haha I guess you can make anything. Like "LRLIWL"
Laughing really loud it was loud.
Those make me irritated.
HAHAHHAHAHA Laughing really loud it was loud! Too funny!

Two words about the sex thing...Holy****!Ok ummm I was super busy again toay and couldnt even say hi but tomorow illo go in for the hug...
or you could go in for the kill...

You know what I realized? If you Take the l, e, and h out of leah, add an im before the a then a ginary after that, it spells imaginary. He's making this person up.

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lol idk shawn when u decide to make a move tell us.. a hug isnt really that big of a deal.. plz dont be "busy" tomorro.. u can always make time for a girl

You know what I realized? If you Take the l, e, and h out of leah, add an im before the a then a ginary after that, it spells imaginary. He's making this person up.

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Yeeeep.. thats pretty damn funny.

SHAWN! Get.. the damn thing.. MOVING!! I wanna see results asap.

you know who SkatePhotographer reminds me of? ******LaMaggot

you know who SkatePhotographer reminds me of? ******LaMaggot


wow...he really does...


And Shawn, I hug my friends all the time. It's not a big "move" or anything. Mostly an act of kindness and friendship.

Hmm well then maybe I shouldnt tell you how today went...I was sooo busy again tomorow will be a reaaly good day for me though cause guess what theres a girl scouts confrence that I have to go to with my sister and shell be there with her sistert so well be there for like an hour and a half or so...by the way I heard girls like reading or like books is that true?

Hmm well then maybe I shouldnt tell you how today went...I was sooo busy again tomorow will be a reaaly good day for me though cause guess what theres a girl scouts confrence that I have to go to with my sister and shell be there with her sistert so well be there for like an hour and a half or so...by the way I heard girls like reading or like books is that true?
Your always busy. Just when you do it, do it when you see her or when your leaving, as like a hello/goodbye thing. Just don't do it in the middle, that would be awkward. And when you do it, make it like this: :icon_hug:

Hmm well then maybe I shouldnt tell you how today went...I was sooo busy again tomorow will be a reaaly good day for me though cause guess what theres a girl scouts confrence that I have to go to with my sister and shell be there with her sistert so well be there for like an hour and a half or so...by the way I heard girls like reading or like books is that true?

Dude, thats a highly pressurized area man...A "girl scouts conference" is the LAST place on earth you want to make any moves or suggestions that your interested. In a herd of girls, they sense fear, and will eat you alive. Also, for God's sake man, don't discuss Girl Scouts with the girl. Girls want a man, be a MAN boss. Your doomed into the whole ''He's cool to talk to about girl stuff' saying from her to her friends.

Girls are no different then guys...Some like books/reading other don't.

Hmm well we wont actually be with girlscouts well be in the hall and no im not gonna talk about girl scouts im gonna ask her how her day was!

dude... you need to ask her out and git it over with... you will be happy you did. for Jesus' sake just make your move and do it... Not on the internet, not by phone, but in person... Trust me, its better that way, and dont presure her... If she does happen to say no, just be like ok just thought I would ask or something and tell her that you really like her.

You guys no what would be funny, is when shawn actually grows some balls and goes for the kiss, he throws up all over her... HAHAHA LMAO... sorry Shawn, but really.

Dude shawn.. u like her.. u think she likes u.. do somethin. Its not like ur marryin her or even kissing. Tell her u like her, put ur arm around her and/or ask for a date. Thats all we're askin from you man.

Shawn, you got this on lock man. What it comes down to, is just doing it. You wanna 5-0 that handrail? Do it. Same thing. Commitment. Balls up.. walk over to her, and talk. Women are the scariest thing put on this earth, especially to someone with no experience with them. We all hate rejection, but in your case, you just gotta do it alright? If she shuts you down, get up and do it again. Rise with the Fallen.

Haha you actually are gonna give me advice outa a shoe company...hahahahaha :) Well it is good advice...but asking her out trust me I dont know what to say to her as far as that goes....

ok try this
"hey hows it goin listen ive been thinkin alot and i really like you and i was just wondering would you go on a date with me"

if "no"
punch her right in the head(mentally)

if"yea id love to"
then youll feel like some hot **** good job you earned it

You can always go for the incredibly cliche "Will you go out with me?"

Sure it's lame, but it's easy and gets the point across.

^yeh that tends to work if she likes u. and ur pretty sure she does. shawn.. do it. The worst that can happen is a "no" and its most likely not gonna happen. Its just a date.. not that much commitment. You will feel pretty good when she says she'd love to.

I have a girl problem too. I know she likes me as a friend but i'm not sure she likes me enough to go out. We have alot in common (like music, books, and we are both smart) but I don't think it's enough, because I'm not all that popular and she is...

I have a girl problem too. I know she likes me as a friend but i'm not sure she likes me enough to go out. We have alot in common (like music, books, and we are both smart) but I don't think it's enough, because I'm not all that popular and she is...

Hey, just go for it! I mean if you're too scared to ever take action then it won't happen. Take the initiative and just perhaps get to know her some more and when the time is right, go for the kill (asking her out). If it doesn't work out, just remember that there are plenty other fish in the sea and whatever doesn't work out only makes you stronger.

Is it wierd for an 8th grade guy to go out with a 7th grade girl? 'Cause I'm thinking of asking out this one 7th grade girl. :D

is it wierd for an 8th grade guy to go out with a 7th grade girl? cause i'm thinking of asking out this one 7th grade girl. :D

If a 42 Year old guy goes out with a 41 year old woman is that wierd? no... so go for it~!

is it wierd for an 8th grade guy to go out with a 7th grade girl? cause i'm thinking of asking out this one 7th grade girl. :D
No, not at all. My friend went out with a 7th grader while he was a 8th grader. Although if you get dumped by her, you will be the laughing stock of the school

if she dumped me, nobody would care... we're both like "middle class" (popularity) and both white. EVERYBODY else is all gansters.

o, and plus, i don't plan on getting dumped :P we give each other like 5-second hugs tightly EVERY time we see each other around.

^HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA hugs.... middle school...

Hey, just go for it! I mean if you're too scared to ever take action then it won't happen. Take the initiative and just perhaps get to know her some more and when the time is right, go for the kill (asking her out). If it doesn't work out, just remember that there are plenty other fish in the sea and whatever doesn't work out only makes you stronger.
Thanks, I'm thinking of getting to know her a bit more and then asking her out to the valentine day dance.

you know who SkatePhotographer reminds me of? ******LaMaggot

Should I be worried about this?

http://www.weown.net/worried.jpg

EDIT: Jeez, I just reviewed the last few pages, and we are still on hugs. Now that he should have had sex, tell him how to get married - Immediatedly followed by how to get a divorce.

Skatephotographer you suck...haha anyways well ya see I didnt get even a chance to talk to her again cause she had to leave early and I always talk at the end of the day with her.And asking her out...well I dunno guys I mean sure I love her but im really nervous and shy and all so still not so sure...

Stop pussyfooting around and do it already. If you take too long she's gonna move on, and it's going to suck seeing her kiss another guy.

Listen too Bright eyes.
:D
That might help.
Joking, horrible promiscous lyrics.
But I love them

A lot.

I got to sit next to her today, it was only for a few minutes but it might have some of the best few minutes of my life. We talked about highschool and stuff... My friends say that I should ask her out but I'm just gonna wait a little bit more just to get to know her more... Maybe just maybe, I might ask her out in the next few weeks (to a movie or something), but first I have to stop being so shy around her (for some dang reason I keep blushing..ugghhhh.:icon_redf ) I just hope she'll say yes when i do ask her out.

Dude stop, ask your girl out and give Shawn some balls. If you do maybe he will too. Shawn man its true you can't wait too long, she'll move on and it'll suck for you alot. DO IT MAN 15 pages of advice (20 posts each..300 posts) for a hug? You asked for advice, we gave it to you, now follow it man dont let ur ppl down. We're countin on you.

psh.. so this is how guys get their girl advice? silly boys
no
JK

its helpful I guess if youre a guy

Best tip

Dont talk about yourself ask her questions.

You're all doomed. No cojones means no girl. I'm finally settling down myself and asking a girl I've had the hots for out tomorrow night when I see her. If you want something go for it because like is too ****ed up, and too damn short to wait around for something to happen. There are no miracles in life, the only miracles are the ones you make. Grow some nuts and make some miracles, your life will be 10 times better.

Skatephotographer you suck...haha anyways well ya see I didnt get even a chance to talk to her again cause she had to leave early and I always talk at the end of the day with her.And asking her out...well I dunno guys I mean sure I love her but im really nervous and shy and all so still not so sure...

I think by now Shawn, if you haven't said anything to her, you might as well just wait. If I had the opportunity already to at least corner her for a few minutes and just get to know her a little (because thats what you really want to do first) then I would have chanced it by now (as you should as well :))

But it's your call man, cause I think we all gave you the support and advice you needed when you first started this thread very unsure, and reading back thru (cause what can I say, I enjoyed this thread so far) I have read some excellent ideas and some pretty funny ones as well....Good luck and God speed :)

There are no miracles in life, the only miracles are the ones you make.

That is oh-so-true, now go and get the girl!
Waiting gets your nowhere.

stop being a puff, ask the bird out.

If a 42 Year old guy goes out with a 41 year old woman is that wierd?
No, But its pretty damn weird when a 42 year old guy is going out with a 7th grader.....

Yes...that would be very weird....

Ha ha ha omg this thread is funny, its been like 3 weeks and you still havent got this "girl"

youve gotta be kidding me

Tis quite sad, isn't it?^

wow dude wow is all i can say do it just do it you have all the advice you could ever use from all different types of people

its like with a trick you can get all the tips you could ever want but in the end you have to land it none of us can do it for you we gave you the advice now go land it

Welll ill be rehearsing my lines haha.I guess I'll try monday maybe... :)

u guys do realize that after he gets this girl theres gonna be a new thread that says "makeout problem" which will then be followed up by the next"girl problem" and it will be along the lines of i wanna break up with my girl but i dont know how

haha jp man jp

Aight dawg, listen up. I am now a taken man. Since the beginning of this thread I've been looking at a gorgeous female myself, and finding my way to get her and it just so happens I've succeeded. All you have to do is show them attention, flirt with them.. subtlely. If you wanna know how much a girl likes you, say this, because I did and it worked for me, "I want you to take every ounce of feeling you have for me and put it into one kiss and kiss me right now." You'd be surprised of the outcome, I sure as hell was. And now today, I am no longer a single man!!! You can do this dude. Every man out there can do it, you just have to want it bad enough, and do whatever it takes.

Aight dawg, listen up. I am now a taken man. Since the beginning of this thread I've been looking at a gorgeous female myself, and finding my way to get her and it just so happens I've succeeded. All you have to do is show them attention, flirt with them.. subtlely. If you wanna know how much a girl likes you, say this, because I did and it worked for me, "I want you to take every ounce of feeling you have for me and put it into one kiss and kiss me right now." You'd be surprised of the outcome, I sure as hell was. And now today, I am no longer a single man!!! You can do this dude. Every man out there can do it, you just have to want it bad enough, and do whatever it takes.Ok Dan as much as I appreciate that as advice theres no way ill ever have half enough guts to go to a girl and just say that...

God damnit, you're starting to piss me off. ****ING ASK HER OUT ALREADY! It's not that hard. Just say, so you wanna hang out sometime? just you and me?

everyone has given all there advise, you have it from expect of person, to every way of doing it.

if you keep on going on about it, i will be closing this thread, and deleting it.

Wow, three weeks later. Did you get her myspace yet? Put her as your number one, that'll get her attention..


...wow. haha.



OK for real, Go to the beach or something with her, jeez, it's been three weeks, I'm pretty sure she's waiting for you to make your move by now.

this doesnt deserve more posts

EVERYONE FROM HERE ON STOP POSTING!

if you havnt the balls to give her a hug then your not ready to go out with her

Ha, where have these 16 pages taken you? Hugged her yet? oooooooooooooo...

He's waiting for his moment guys...I can imagine being 13 and wondering what the other sex is like (not knowing that they can be evil and manipulative, but oh so nice to hold in your arms)

He'll get there, but maybe this isn't the time for him just yet. Shawn, your going to have to work it out soon bud, cause this thread isn't going to last forever (per Soap) and I won't go against his word on a thread. Ya gotta give us more....:)

Aight dawg, listen up. I am now a taken man. Since the beginning of this thread I've been looking at a gorgeous female myself, and finding my way to get her and it just so happens I've succeeded. All you have to do is show them attention, flirt with them.. subtlely. If you wanna know how much a girl likes you, say this, because I did and it worked for me, "I want you to take every ounce of feeling you have for me and put it into one kiss and kiss me right now." You'd be surprised of the outcome, I sure as hell was. And now today, I am no longer a single man!!! You can do this dude. Every man out there can do it, you just have to want it bad enough, and do whatever it takes.

Dude ur 19 man, theres a difference.

But this thread has been pretty entertaining and i'll go with pathtek.. u gotta give us something man.

We NEED.. results. We feed off of this **** man!

Uhhh sure then I guess ill feed you ya today she came up to me and rubbed her body up against mine and told me she wanted to have sex in the janitors closet...none of thats true but hey I really dont have anything else to feed you with she was sick and absent all day today I still have yet to hug her and now that I think about it asking her out sounds almost impossible considering I cant even hug her...and why does everyone keep saying I need to grow balls for its guts I need right now I can fake balls with a sock!:)

Someone close this, if he can't even hug her why would he ask her out?

I will so ask her out you'll see!:icon_bunc Well probly not but hey that made me feel awfully good sayin' that kinda made me feel like I did have guts!Still I think some of you are forgetting...I only get to see her five to ten minutes out of the whole day!It'd be easier o hug her if I was with her more but im not and I dont want her to think I just wanna jump all over her and start licking her practicly:icon_pelv .And I know for sure I could ask her out if only I could hug her but its hard cause the whole time thing,im only in 7th grade,several of her friends hate me,if I were to hug her then I'd be hugging her right infront of a girl who likes me and my ex-girlfriend (rough crowd),and im spineless!:icon_wink

Uhhh sure then I guess ill feed you ya today she came up to me and rubbed her body up against mine and told me she wanted to have sex in the janitors closet...none of thats true but hey I really dont have anything else to feed you with she was sick and absent all day today I still have yet to hug her and now that I think about it asking her out sounds almost impossible considering I cant even hug her...and why does everyone keep saying I need to grow balls for its guts I need right now I can fake balls with a sock!:)

I had that slowly raising smile when I started reading that, only to have it all ripped away from me :p haha




I will so ask her out you'll see!:icon_bunc Well probly not but hey that made me feel awfully good sayin' that kinda made me feel like I did have guts!Still I think some of you are forgetting...I only get to see her five to ten minutes out of the whole day!It'd be easier o hug her if I was with her more but im not and I dont want her to think I just wanna jump all over her and start licking her practicly:icon_pelv .And I know for sure I could ask her out if only I could hug her but its hard cause the whole time thing,im only in 7th grade,several of her friends hate me,if I were to hug her then I'd be hugging her right infront of a girl who likes me and my ex-girlfriend (rough crowd),and im spineless!:icon_wink

I thought we all gave you the courage to grow a spine? ''Pick yourself up soldier, that battle may be lost, but the war is FAR from over'' ;)

Ok well I like making people smile so this thread has been usefull to other people to see!:)Oh and the war is getting the girl I understand that much whats the battle though?

Well you say you have had an ex well than you must have asked her out so why can't you ask someone else out?

ok jesus christ do it already this is seriously pissing me off ****ing ask her out or give me your aim and hers and i will get her for you but come on do something stop comeing on here and writing stupid posts were your joking around about doingstuff but you never do gahhh

Well you say you have had an ex well than you must have asked her out so why can't you ask someone else out?
Ah good question well...she came to me lol ya see I didnt so its harder for me.

^ok well good now get some experience doing it

Do you even have her number?

I wouldn't even consider talking about sex because she wouldn't be going anywhere except away from you. Haha. And just get talking to her. Have you talked to her in the past? If so then it will be more easy going. Find out how she is so you don't blow it by acting like an idiot. I usually find it easier to get a conversation started up when there is someone there like her friend or yours.
Man take this dudes advice trust me he knows about it all ask him anything about girl problems he will have a answer.

No I dont have her number...and gettin' experience well how do I do that by asking that question to every girl I see...

no u get experience from asking girls out and if you dont have the cajonies to ask one girl out frankly your ****ed unless you find a really agressive girl

He's ****ed. Someone close this.

I realize at seventh grade, hugs and asking for phone numbers might seem like big ****.
But... just go for it.
When you grow up and look back on it, you're gonna realize all that is pretty petty. You're in 7th grade, nobody's expecting you to make some babies the second you guys get together.
Just jump in and tell her how you feel.
Worst thing that will happen is she'll say sorry, she doesn't feel the same way.
I'm sure if she even does let you down, shes gonna do it politely so you don't feel like **** after. And if she's the kinda girl who would say "haha, i hate you, you flithy creep!" then shes not worth 17 pages anyway.

^I totally agree wit FC_GB, the worst that can happen isnt even that bad, so go for it.

Wow..
all FC_GB said basically sums it up kid.
go for it.
Youve waited a while
theres patience
and then theres procrastination
and then theres cowardice

lol. I am in the seventh grade as well. I remember the first time I held my girlfriend's hand and gave her a hug. It seemed like a really big thing and I was all nervous. After a while it kind of seemed not as big...

To ask her out I just told her I liked her and that I have for a long time. (since the third grade :P) And when she said she liked me too, I asked her out. Then she gladly said "yes".

I thought boys had "cooties" until i was like 14..
not quite to that immaturity..
I just had better things to waste my time on than guys.
plus half my friends were guys who didnt consider me a "girl"
then I switched schools

Hmmmm well ya some girls still have that whole cootie problem,but I honestly dont think shes one and she was still sick today so anyways I really really wanna try to hug her once shes back (I have a bit of a sore throat right now watch it turn into strep throat lol)I still even though I've had everyonesimport dont know what to say I could say "Can I have a hug?" but I guess thats kinda my onl;y option isnt it.

No, just hug her goodbye or something. It isn't all that hard.

shes probably **** scared as well, so make her feel comfortable, which will make the mood better which will make you comfortable

No, just hug her goodbye or something. It isn't all that hard.
How I cant just jump up and grab her can I?

How I cant just jump up and grab her can I?

Yes you can. Aim for the bosums.

How I cant just jump up and grab her can I?
No but if you become her friend, she will just hugyou goodbye anyway, lol just talk to her whenever you can... or just ask her out now, chose the second option I gave you...

Ummm well I'll try I think im gonna try to on Valentines Day though that sound kinda good right?

^ Oh yeah, Valentine's Day muy bien cause people go around hugging each other anyway.

Ah so Sonja being a teenage girl has the same opinion as me on this but I didn't mean hug her I mieant ask her to be my Valentine...or do I ask if she wants to go out???Haha I havn't even thought of what the question'll be on Valentine's Day.

Aww you should definitely ask her to be your Valentine. That would be so sweet. The bad thing is that it's still 2 weeks until V Day, do you think you can wait that long?

Aww you should definitely ask her to be your Valentine. That would be so sweet. The bad thing is that it's still 2 weeks until V Day, do you think you can wait that long?

He already waited like three weeks. I am guessing he can wait until Valentines Day (Though I will bet anyone he doesn't do ****).

He already waited like three weeks. I am guessing he can wait until Valentines Day (Though I will bet anyone he doesn't do ****).
just shut up stop being so mean to him, I know its pretty pathetic, no offense Shawn, the first time I was going to ask someone out it took me a while to ge tthe courage, but skatephotograpr just stop posting in here, your not helping...

I don't think i'm the only one who thinks this when I say that this thread should be locked and it's apparent that Shawn is never going to date anyone(edit: due to a complaint, i'll say that he won't date whoever this chick is).

Ever.

Shawn, it's been 3 weeks, I think it's safe to say she has moved on.

can some one please close this thread i think shawn has more than enough help

just shut up stop being so mean to him, I know its pretty pathetic, no offense Shawn, the first time I was going to ask someone out it took me a while to ge tthe courage, but skatephotograpr just stop posting in here, your not helping...
It's ok skullfire I can admit im quite pathetic but that;s why I made this thread right well there ya go then see so what your doing (zero,pedafile,and skatephotographer)is missingh the point so spamming and flamming please do stop breaking the rules thank you.(I should work at an amusment park lol "Kids ;please do stop breaking rules thank you")

well shawn its the same every time: ill ask her out next week and every time you dont ask her out so please just take the info i gave you(not the sarcastic stuff) and all the other info and ask her out or just say hi get into a conversation then ask her out theres just no reason for this thread to go this far! its 18 pages!

Aw man, you can't close this thread. This thing is amazing. I can always pop in for a good laugh on some of the funnier posts and we need to help Shawn out with the problems that might later arise.

No Dont Promote The Tread Nooooooooooo

Aw man, you can't close this thread. This thing is amazing. I can always pop in for a good laugh on some of the funnier posts and we need to help Shawn out with the problems that might later arise.
Yeah this thread actually was pretty amusing before everyone started flamming shawn lol

Psh .. I think he has more than enough advice..
I mean, when I was a little boy, I WAS A PIMP!

but I dont tell many people that.

JK

Aw man, you can't close this thread. This thing is amazing. I can always pop in for a good laugh on some of the funnier posts and we need to help Shawn out with the problems that might later arise.
Thank you person dude!And lol I should get a sig that says "Save the girl prblem thread!" on it haha that'd be good!

how about kill the thread...

Umm, no it wouldn't be good.

$500 to the first person that locks this.

i wish i was a mod i could get 500 bucks for a new big screen t.v. if i locked this...

Why are you guys so mean you just wanna lock this for nothin' of you don't like it ignore it so we can all live happily ever after!:)

I tihnk everyone who doesn't like this thread and wants it locked should boycott it! That'll get your point across, anyway, Shawn what is the latest news about whatever her name is?

It's Leah and sad to say she's been sick this whole week and friday of last week so she must have that sickness pretty bad so really I've had no communication with her in 5 days cause of that hopefully she'll return tomorrow and I'll get to talkto her some more...oh guess what happened in my school that's good for me and Leah!!!Ok remember how I don't get to see her much well see at lunch we each eat in our homerooms well now in the last 15 minutes of lunch we get to go to the commons area (like a lobby sorta) and just hang out so I get to see her more!!!(you can tell that makes me happy and excited for tommorow:))

It's Leah and sad to say she's been sick this whole week and friday of last week so she must have that sickness pretty bad so really I've had no communication with her in 5 days cause of that hopefully she'll return tomorrow and I'll get to talkto her some more...oh guess what happened in my school that's good for me and Leah!!!Ok remember how I don't get to see her much well see at lunch we each eat in our homerooms well now in the last 15 minutes of lunch we get to go to the commons area (like a lobby sorta) and just hang out so I get to see her more!!!(you can tell that makes me happy and excited for tommorow:))
Well then, get to know her a little better, you will be less afraid to ask her/ hug her if you know her well. So just talk to her and hang out with her.

will shawn ever ask her out? probably not and hopefuly this thread will be CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think after page 4 this thread should have ended

Ya see that's what I figured but everyone else is like nah don't talk just go start huggin' well tommorow I'll just talk ya know just play it cool see if we end up talkin' about anythin' intresting.

Shawn just say hi leah how are you do you wanna talk? if she says no she dosnt like you get over it there are other girls

Ok im sorry Zero but that was the suckiest advice I've EVER heard in my life none of that's true and one of it sounds somewhat good you don't walk up to someone and say wanna talk you normally just join and blend in like you belong there and see you dont understand I dont just want this girl to make out with or somethin I like her alot and really do enjoy talking with her and we've had our funny times together like that time we found out we were retardedidid lol.

Ok im sorry Zero but that was the suckiest advice I've EVER heard in my life none of that's true and one of it sounds somewhat good you don't walk up to someone and say wanna talk you normally just join and blend in like you belong there and see you dont understand I dont just want this girl to make out with or somethin I like her alot and really do enjoy talking with her and we've had our funny times together like that time we found out we were retardedidid lol.

You're actually right.
Now treat hugging like you do talking. Nonchalantly.

Yeah FC's right. Just when your talking or when yuo have to leave just hug her goodbye, say see ya then go in for a hug, lol. You won't seem wierd, or you shouldn't....

Well its harder cause everyones there I can talk to everyone cant hug everyone...

Well its harder cause everyones there I can talk to everyone cant hug everyone...

Im laughing my ass off right now.

You hvae to be the worst player in the history of modern man. Im not even kidding, now its just funny, and why must you post all these miniscule details that nobody really cares about.

"well today leah was here and we talked for 3 minuetes in the hall!! (record?) and then i was about to make my move (hug her...) when the bell rang and i urinated all over the floor and slipped in my puddle of urine and fell on her and broke her ankle and now she has to wear a cast for a month"

Im sorry this is just to funny, im starting to think this kid is...

A. MAKING THIS UP.

B. 8 YEARS OLD.

C. MENTALLY RETARTED.

Im gonna go with A.

Peace.

Im laughing my ass off right now.

You hvae to be the worst player in the history of modern man. Im not even kidding, now its just funny, and why must you post all these miniscule details that nobody really cares about.

"well today leah was here and we talked for 3 minuetes in the hall!! (record?) and then i was about to make my move (hug her...) when the bell rang and i urinated all over the floor and slipped in my puddle of urine and fell on her and broke her ankle and now she has to wear a cast for a month"

Im sorry this is just to funny, im starting to think this kid is...

A. MAKING THIS UP.

B. 8 YEARS OLD.

C. MENTALLY RETARTED.

Im gonna go with A.

Peace.

A. Wrong
B. Wrong
C. Wrong

I really don't think any of those are what's going on. He's just very shy. He'll get it!

Dude, I don't really think we need to bagger Shawn with anything in this thread. If you don't agree with the topic at hand or just don't really feel this thread is necessary, then don't post in it telling us. Leave it alone. Fact is, this thread has over 3,000 views already, regardless of the nature of the thread, that is a reasonable amount of views, so obviously there is an interest to keep it open.

Also, if he is ''making this up'', it has got to be the most compelling bedtime story ever, cause I find I update my night before bed reading his thread on this chic. Whether he finally gets there with her, is going to be something I willing to wait and hear.

^^Hahah man im with you, its like a bad movie, you know you shouldnt be watching but you really wanna find out what happens.

^^Hahah man im with you, its like a bad movie, you know you shouldnt be watching but you really wanna find out what happens.

At least a bad movies only 2 hours long...

This may never end.

Ehh. it reminds me of 4th grade.. but still.. the thread should stay up.. it s not hurting anyone,.

^^Hahah man im with you, its like a bad movie, you know you shouldnt be watching but you really wanna find out what happens.

High-Five Man!! I haven't spent my time, reading this daily, to just see it closed with no way of knowing what the ''ending'' is unless I sign up for a Shawn Newsletter or something.

ha ha ha, fine leave it up, but shawn you better get your game on, or I will fly out to wherever the hell you live and hook you two up. seriously...

ahh this is soo annoying, i love how fast the replys come on this thread its like a party right now

Hahaha imagine a shawn newsletter, Id subsribe all my enemies.

Oh i think there should be a webcam section so we can like give high fives and stuff. skaterscafe secret handshake

this is the third time ive edited this post but im really bored and im going to bed in like an hour but whatever. you know what would be funny, a thread documenting the amount of times any specific member of the cafe went to the bathroom each day, because at least that would come to a conclusion quickly, its like point a to point b, or should i say number 1 to number 2. ah ha ha ha ha ha oh my god im done....

I don't think you should walk up and hug her. She will probably ask what the hell you are doing. Talk first. I honestly hate the guys at my school that act like pimps, hugging every one they see. It's OK when you are on the verge of dating. But, as of right now I am going to have to say bad idea.

never mind i just remembered, speaking of assigning people to newsletters for the past 4 months ive been getting the BON JOVI news letter, and i DONT KNOW HOW TO BLOCK IT. I know who signed me up, i gotta find a good newsletter to sign them up for. just something messed up like the hidden hitler newsletter.

oh yeah back to shawn... i think you should get call her up. and threeway me in, ill play secret santa, or whatever.

Hahaha imagine a shawn newsletter, Id subsribe all my enemies.

Nothing like hearing ''You got mail'' and see Shawns letter sitting in your pile, giving you all the gossip on todays headlines:
Boy puts finger on water fountain, squirts leah, Shawn misses opportunity to wipe it off :p..

And yes, this thread has been on fire lately, but I honestly think it's because there is a genuine curiousity onto ''what will happen next for Shawn''..lol

I honestly hate the guys at my school that act like pimps, hugging every one they see.

Okay shawn, if ya really want this girl dress up like so

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7719/pimpqq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The hardest part is done. Check your self out, DAMN your fine. Alright. Now heres your script...


Walk through the hall, do everything sort of slow like, all smooth slow motion style ya know, snap your fingers at random guys and bob your head while smiling, when you pass a girl you must comment "Whats popping baby"

At random intervals say "This my soundtrack yall"

Now as you approach this girl, which you will refer to as "fire" (that girl is FIRE!) you MUST tilt your glasses to a 45 degree angle. Then say.

"Lets bounce" as your big ass hummer limo pulls up and you roll out of the parking lot bumping your music.

:icon_love :icon_2gun {rf) :icon_pelv


Boy puts finger on water fountain, squirts leah, Shawn misses opportunity to wipe it off :p..


THATS exactly what im saying though, all the progress hes making is kind lame like that, its like exactly what i see every day when i walk past my old middle school its soooo last year!

okay i cant find a smiley to show how sarcastic i was being with that last sentance but its just funny.

haha shawn newslater.. i have to agree to the bad movie that keeps you in suspense part though.. like pathtek, i also check like once a day just to see if something happened.. YOU CAN DO IT SHAWN!!!

todays headlines:
Boy puts finger on water fountain, squirts leah, Shawn misses opportunity to wipe it off :p..



Hahahahaha that made me laugh so hard, i wish i didnt have to spread rep round before giving it to you again because you deserve it after that one.

Today was the first time i clicked on this topic, i dont regret it :) Cant wait to see what shawn has to say next.

Well incase you havn't already heard i'm repeating the fact that i'm planning to ask her out on Valentine's Day.But, I think I'll goi with "Hey Leah uh I was just wonderin' if you would be my valentine?" or my school around valentines day does theis thing called CandyGrams were you send someoene a note,a little animal,a sucker,and a balloon for $5 not sure wich approach I'll take.

Well incase you havn't already heard i'm repeating the fact that i'm planning to ask her out on Valentine's Day.But, I think I'll goi with "Hey Leah uh I was just wonderin' if you would be my valentine?" or my school around valentines day does theis thing called CandyGrams were you send someoene a note,a little animal,a sucker,and a balloon for $5 not sure wich approach I'll take.

Oh man, I so remember the Candygrams...I always sent a lollipop to the girls, you know, to show them I care ;)

If you can give her 1 rose Shawn, you're in man. 1 rose will say enough, and if you give it to her early enough in the day, she can walk around and show it to all her friends. PLUS, V-Day is a great day man! That is your day! So we have basically 15 days to get you in shape for the big moment.
HAHA, I feel like that guy ''Hollywood'' from the 1987 movie Mannequin :p
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f251/elvin878/mannequin11.jpg

Uhhh a rose Oh God I couldn't just hand her a rose I'd die on the spot and I guess I'll send a lollipop what'll I write in the note willl ask her to be my Valentine in it or what?

Uhhh a rose Oh God I couldn't just hand her a rose I'd die on the spot and I guess I'll send a lollipop what'll I write in the note willl ask her to be my Valentine in it or what?\
no don't ask her to be your valentine on a note, do it in person. Trust me, it's better that way.

Dont ask her to be your valentine... i mean you can use that as like an opener but then you should be like "if your free after school it would be nice if youd accompany me to the mall" or something.

And send her a rose. Girls loooove that stuff. and i dont recomend doing it in person, i see something going wrong, aka you freaking out, accidently giving rose to her fugly evil half sister or something. ha ha ha ha ha myes...


remember your new dress code. but seriously do dress for the occasion. just like comb your hair or wear a hat and make sure to wear clean pants without to many rips and a clean tee shirt. peace.

Dont ask her to be your valentine... i mean you can use that as like an opener but then you should be like "if your free after school it would be nice if youd accompany me to the mall" or something.

And send her a rose. Girls loooove that stuff. and i dont recomend doing it in person, i see something going wrong, aka you freaking out, accidently giving rose to her fugly evil half sister or something. ha ha ha ha ha myes...


remember your new dress code. but seriously do dress for the occasion. just like comb your hair or wear a hat and make sure to wear clean pants without to many rips and a clean tee shirt. peace.

Dude, what 13 year old do you know uses the word ''accompany''? I mean, he might as well say ''Hello female-chap, will you honor me with a dinner date, and a possible fetching of some creamed ice afterwards?''

The rose will work Shawn! I'm telling you, it will work! Don't be shy, pick one up somewhere, take it in, and just hand it to her with a smile and a ''for you''. That's it, walk away like your ''the money'' and you'll be in your heart in a second

Dude, what 13 year old do you know uses the word ''accompany''? I mean, he might as well say ''Hello female-chap, will you honor me with a dinner date, and a possible fetching of some creamed ice afterwards?''

The rose will work Shawn! I'm telling you, it will work! Don't be shy, pick one up somewhere, take it in, and just hand it to her with a smile and a ''for you''. That's it, walk away like your ''the money'' and you'll be in your heart in a second

Dude, that would suck.

Way to give bad advice.

oh god dont take the cowards way out agai nby sending her a note ask her in person it will be better that way plus then you will know yes or no and wont have to wait and wonder did she accept my candygram oh nooo and its just better in person

oh my god 396 posts wow

Dude, that would suck.

Way to give bad advice.

Bad advice? My friend, you are no romantic...Let me say, if I didn't give my wife flowers for valentines day, it would be a cold 364 days left of the year to make it right. Women like that, and they get a fuzzy feeling when giving flowers by a gentlemen caller

^^ Its true, they love it. Ive lived, i learned and your advice was good my friend. You and me both know how the female mind works, we have become masters of our sexual destiny.

ive learned that the female mind isnt that different from us men's brains (our's is just a little bigger :p) but anyway most of the stuff you find funny and like to talk about they will too unless like your some immature chronic masurbator who talks about weird stuff all the time but we know that Shawn isnt like that so u go little playa and get that hoe (oh wait thats not "PC" cause hoes are people too)

Bad advice? My friend, you are no romantic...Let me say, if I didn't give my wife flowers for valentines day, it would be a cold 364 days left of the year to make it right. Women like that, and they get a fuzzy feeling when giving flowers by a gentlemen caller
Ok uh do I put the rose in her locker or what?(yes I know how to get in her lcker)And im getting a variety of opinions of weather I should ask her to be my valentine in face to face or note.As for today nothing happened she was there but she was very busy and I could see it in her eyes I didn't want to disturb her but at the end of the day she looked more relzxed and I did't mean for her to hear this but as I left I told my pal "Save Taco Bell!"She looked at me and smiled and I said "Uhhh sure you can help save Taco Bell too if you want!"she was kinda red in the face not sure if she was cold or just was blushing some anyways Leah and I both know we are both absolutly phsyconauritcly -out-of-it aka crazy,but thats one of the reasons I love her so...

Ok uh do I put the rose in her locker or what?(yes I know how to get in her lcker)And im getting a variety of opinions of weather I should ask her to be my valentine in face to face or note.As for today nothing happened she was there but she was very busy and I could see it in her eyes I didn't want to disturb her but at the end of the day she looked more relzxed and I did't mean for her to hear this but as I left I told my pal "Save Taco Bell!"She looked at me and smiled and I said "Uhhh sure you can help save Taco Bell too if you want!"she was kinda red in the face not sure if she was cold or just was blushing some anyways Leah and I both know we are both absolutly phsyconauritcly -out-of-it aka crazy,but thats one of the reasons I love her so...
Do it in person, don't use a note. Do it in person, but if yuo can't get the balls to do it in person I guess you could use a note...

Like on a scale of one to ten how much bigger of a deal is it that I do it in person and still can I put the rose in her locker or must it be in person too?

Like on a scale of one to ten how much bigger of a deal is it that I do it in person and still can I put the rose in her locker or must it be in person too?
Well it is like 99% better to do it person... Otherwise you come off to shy...

Hmm well I dunno I'm really super shy and like I said would probly pass out if I tried that so I may stick with the rose in the locker idea anyways.

Go with the candygrams man.hopefully they will work.

Chris i'm sorry but I wouldn't take your advice to save my life cause It'd ruin it...

ok dude 1 thing you have to make sure is that she never finds this thread cause from the person your talking about perspective its kinda stalkerish :p

She won't ever find this cause she doesn't skateboard.And if by some Go-forbidden chance she does start and tries to get on here well I'll have to ask Pathtek if he can ban her the second she joins and blame it on you guys lo.:P

ha, i never thought of it that way Baller but it is kinda huh? lol

so are you both in 7th grade?

Yu-huh we are why?

dude give me your aim and her aim and i will make the magic happen no joke im sick and dont have anything better to do

Well ya see there's a tinsy problem um she doesn't have an aim...

just curious.. i met this one sweet 7th grade girl a few weeks ago (im an 8th grader), and the first week we met we started hugging. just like everyone else has said 'just go in for a hug when u walk up to her, and/or when u leave'. i do both. it didn't seem weird the very first time, because she will more then likely open her arms to hug you too.


anyway, i'm ganna give her a rose for valentine :D you should too. then we can both tell our results

Sure and she's never opened her arms but then again I havn't either.

haha no offence man but i just laugh when people say stuff like that i met her last week and we started hugging but good job though maby you could give some hugging pointers to Shawn ;)

lol, i'm trying my' best baller :P . and shawn, the reason she hasn't opened her arms is probably either-

A) she's waiting for you to make a move
B) she's nervous

it's NOT because she doesn't want to...

well high five for trying, next kissing, and from there who knows haha jp jp bro

lol, i wish it wasnt a joke.. lol

offtopic question but o well, where u both from (baller and shawn)

Again I have yet to decide wich will be first the hug or rose/Valentine's Day Mission.

Im from Tennessee!

from D-town reppin it in the 614 in OHIO baby

ROCK ON YEEAAHH

hmm, good question.. i'de hug her tommorow just to get it out of the way, but then again, you could hug her on valentines day before u ask her out or give her a rose or watever. that'l make her feel all warm inside

cool, i'm down in the hood in MEXICO! lol new mexico that is..

mhhhh nothin like that warm and fuzzy feeling you get in your balls oh **** i mean heart yeah thats it when a girl is umm hugging you yeah :p

Perverts...lol but your my perverted friends :) Anyways i'm not sure you guys are wantin' me to do alot suddenly it's kinda overwhelming and impossible.

Persondude cut down on the damn smileys, and Baller 7764 quit spamming. Anyways Shawn you're never going to win her over if you just keep talking about it. It's like skating, its one of those times when you need to take a few deep breaths to calm your nerves and just go for it. Eventually you won't be so nervous anymore. Just don't plan what you're going to say beforehand, as that's when you make yourself look like a knob. Well at least that's how I've made myself look like a knob:). Just go with the flow, take interest in what she's saying, and you'll be fine.

Hmmm I don't wanna know how you use vassoline...anyways since i'm from Tennessee I made my own outlook on marriage...I'm gonna marry a Southern girl cause there hot and know how to cook me my mashed 'taters and all that good 'ole country food.

this is what you do. Go up behind her, slap her ass, when she turns around, tell her "hey toots, wanna go some place secluded?" and raise your eyebrows. go behind the gym, and start making out with her.

Wheather you hug her before/after you ask her out or just hug her for no apparent reason on Valentines Day, it's going to be crazy awkward. Think about it. You aren't ready to do something like that and be put in that kind of situation. Just hug her the next time you see her, it's that easy. And if she hasn't come back from being sick yet, hug her when she does. Say, "Glad to see your feeling better." That's bonus points +++

this is what you do. Go up behind her, slap her ass, when she turns around, tell her "hey toots, wanna go some place secluded?" and raise your eyebrows. go behind the gym, and start making out with her.Not on my life...

this is what you do. Go up behind her, slap her ass, when she turns around, tell her "hey toots, wanna go some place secluded?" and raise your eyebrows. go behind the gym, and start making out with her.
Listen to le electric chr, he knows what he's talking about. :)

Actually, a friend gave me 10 dollars to attempt a similar act back in the fall and let's just say my "victim" wasn't too happy. Haha.

Ya well I love her alot more then $10.

Bad advice? My friend, you are no romantic...Let me say, if I didn't give my wife flowers for valentines day, it would be a cold 364 days left of the year to make it right. Women like that, and they get a fuzzy feeling when giving flowers by a gentlemen caller

You apparently didn't read what I bolded...

"You'll be in you're heart in a second"

I wasn't actually making fun of your advice, I was making fun of your typo.

Hmm your hilarious...

You apparently didn't read what I bolded...

"You'll be in you're heart in a second"

I wasn't actually making fun of your advice, I was making fun of your typo.

Well, when someone puts the words ''Bad Advice'' in a post, ya kinda tend to focus on the part the most...my bad, didn't catch the typo. Next time bold it darker :p

Okay shawn, if ya really want this girl dress up like so

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7719/pimpqq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The hardest part is done. Check your self out, DAMN your fine. Alright. Now heres your script...


Walk through the hall, do everything sort of slow like, all smooth slow motion style ya know, snap your fingers at random guys and bob your head while smiling, when you pass a girl you must comment "Whats popping baby"

At random intervals say "This my soundtrack yall"

Now as you approach this girl, which you will refer to as "fire" (that girl is FIRE!) you MUST tilt your glasses to a 45 degree angle. Then say.

"Lets bounce" as your big ass hummer limo pulls up and you roll out of the parking lot bumping your music.

:icon_love :icon_2gun {rf) :icon_pelv



THATS exactly what im saying though, all the progress hes making is kind lame like that, its like exactly what i see every day when i walk past my old middle school its soooo last year!

okay i cant find a smiley to show how sarcastic i was being with that last sentance but its just funny.
Nice glass pimp.

Middle school was the time I shelved books for the library almost every single recess

Boys were all dorks

I wasnt too fond of them

The good days..

Ah see I hope she doesn't think like that i'm really doing the best I can for her,i'm workin' my butt off and thinkin' about her and different things I could try all the time.

maybe you should stop THINKING and start DOING it.

Wow that's great but there's a problem...ummm.....well...I never actually came up with anything...

Ya well I love her alot more then $10.

You LOVE her? wow. Seriously, dawg, go out of your way just to talk to her, if she says "you'll be late to class!" then just say "nahh, you're worth it..." She will be overwhelmed.

Well ya good plan but she also has to get to class lol.

Walk her to class, duhh!

What's to come up with man? Just view her as a friend and talk to her.

What's to come up with man? Just view her as a friend and talk to her.
Hmmm to be honest that is some of the best advice I have ever in my short life heard!

Hmmm to be honest that is some of the best advice I have ever in my short life heard!

What are you talking about? I think at least 5 other people said that in this thread several times.

Not true he told me whats to come up with.

This is getting pathetic.
Kinda even creepy. You seem more of a stalker than a suitor.
I'm considering moving to wherever you live and stealing this girl just so this will end.

This is getting pathetic.
Kinda even creepy. You seem more of a stalker than a suitor.
I'm considering moving to wherever you live and stealing this girl just so this will end.
I'm pretty sure shes like around his age which would be 12 or 13.. thats my little sisters age.. that would be kinda.. eww

Just try see what'll happen...

Aww Shawn
Shes just a girl, dont get all defensive,

Easy for you to say what if I came to your house and made your boyfriend break up with you haha see my point and "see what'll happen" is always just an excuse cause I don't have a real threat I'm not gonna beat him up over it.

Umm
Some 13 year old couldnt break Jimmy and I apart,
Yall arent even together, so maybe you should work on that first.

Anyway.. what is the chance of some dude you met online coming out of nowhere and messing things up?

Umm
Some 13 year old couldnt break Jimmy and I apart,
Yall arent even together, so maybe you should work on that first.

Anyway.. what is the chance of some dude you met online coming out of nowhere and messing things up?

1 in 2. Trust me it happens.

Huh well if it's FC the chances are high lol.:)

lol the other thread was closed.. anyway shawn.. anything new b/t u and leah?

Just try see what'll happen...

Ill do it. And based on your behavior with this girl so far then let me take a wild guess umm....


NOTHING

{rf) {rf) {rf) {rf)

Yeah this is just funny now. Im gonna start taking bets on how long it will be before these two ever hook up. I got my money on 5 months to never.

Not really well at the end of the day I told my friend "Save The Taco Bell!"she heard this and smiled I said "Ya you should try to save it to!"(this was funny cause we both know we are retardedidid for example we have already found in common that we both like to race buggies in like a grocerie store)

oooh i just read the rose idea.. do it man!.. it'll work, the "for you" thing always does. haha dude its your shot, take it man.

Ya well I won't be hasty I'll wait 'till Valentine's Day and put it in her locker ,but then again how do I get it in the school without anyone noticing it?

i did that for my gf last year, but i knew her combination and it was a teddy bear with a rose.. i just got to school a bit early and left it there. oh it also had a note and she thought it was really sweet

i did that for my gf last year, but i knew her combination and it was a teddy bear with a rose.. i just got to school a bit early and left it there. oh it also had a note and she thought it was really sweet
Hmm do you remember exactly what the note said???

well she was already my gf so it wasnt really that nervousing, it said would you be my valentine? -Jean, and i was besides her and she nodded and said yes, it was kinda cute :) but you can put that same thing.. -from shawn.. and please put your name at least.. dont do the "anonymous" thing.. its really lame.. but yea:D

well she was already my gf so it wasnt really that nervousing, it said would you be my valentine? -Jean, and i was besides her and she nodded and said yes, it was kinda cute :) but you can put that same thing.. -from shawn.. and please put your name at least.. dont do the "anonymous" thing.. its really lame.. but yea:D
Ummm...I was gonna do they ananomous thing good thing you saved me there but she's not my girlfriend so what should my note say?

Ummm...I was gonna do they ananomous thing good thing you saved me there but she's not my girlfriend so what should my note say?

the same thing "would you be my valentine? -shawn".. if its a card that she has to open, i suggest you write "for you" in front, on the cover. She'll find it cute and sweet no matter what. guaranteed

Ok well now were do I get a rose and how much are roses?

haha i wouldnt know man, i live in the dominican republic as you can see, its different lol.. u'd have to find out on your own, but thats just a little effort that im sure u'd go through for that girl

edit: right?

Hahaha course I would do almost anything for her.

If he ever gets this chick, hes going to be asking everyone what to do every step of the way. I can imagine it now, "She just asked me what i'm thinking, what do I say?" "How do I unbuckle her bra?".

If he ever gets this chick, hes going to be asking everyone what to do every step of the way. I can imagine it now, "She just asked me what i'm thinking, what do I say?" "How do I unbuckle her bra?".


haha, i would hope that after the big step of askin her out and wutever and after they're together, that shawn wouldnt need our advice though. I dont think hes gonna need our advice after that.

edit: oh dude shawn, by all means do the rose thing for valentines, it'll work

haha, i would hope that after the big step of askin her out and wutever and after they're together, that shawn wouldnt need our advice though. I dont think hes gonna need our advice after that.

edit: oh dude shawn, by all means do the rose thing for valentines, it'll work
Hahaha I will definitly do the rose thing and PEDAFILE I must admit as I read the bra thing I did start to grin some that was pretty funny.

Not really well at the end of the day I told my friend "Save The Taco Bell!"she heard this and smiled I said "Ya you should try to save it to!"(this was funny cause we both know we are retardedidid for example we have already found in common that we both like to race buggies in like a grocerie store)

Oh my god this thread makes me go :icon_redf but then {rf) because i am ashamed for both of you and your afraid to :icon_hug: :icon_bunc her so your still :icon_love

okay i have no idea who started that trend but its catchy!

Hahaha I will definitly do the rose thing and PEDAFILE I must admit as I read the bra thing I did start to grin some that was pretty funny.

You'll get there eventually :P but first things first.. good luck with valentines, i hope my advice helped

Ya well I won't be hasty I'll wait 'till Valentine's Day and put it in her locker ,but then again how do I get it in the school without anyone noticing it?

Okay what makes this so funny is that your asking really really stupid questions that nobody can possibly take seriously about all these minute little details, put it un your belt loop, cover it with a shirt. and walk into the building.

would you like me to explain how to wipe your own...


hair.

Ummm...I was gonna do they ananomous thing good thing you saved me there but she's not my girlfriend so what should my note say?

Yet anothe rretarted question, god put in some work man. i mean seriously, its YOUR little dream girl so why cant YOU write your own damn note, thats what we did back in the day.

curse this blasphemous internet! curse it to hell...

Hmm its been 5 minuetes without a single new post in this thread, this HAS to be a record

Im looking at the users veiwing this thread. I vote rock_adio off the island. and im eating skateaws44. this is the 5th time ive edited my post.

lol yeh lots of edits^

cricket.. cricket..

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Dang. Way to ruin the fun.

Oh, something positive. The note is a bad idea IMHO. Just ask her youself.

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That's what I've had in mind for the past about 10 pages. Thanks for saying it out loud!

Ya thank you Pathtek,saved by the mod lol,anyways I won't have anything new to say today cause I'm not goin' to school it's a snow day!(The first snow day I've ever had in middle schoolo to be exact!)

Ya thank you Pathtek,saved by the mod lol,anyways I won't have anything new to say today cause I'm not goin' to school it's a snow day!(The first snow day I've ever had in middle schoolo to be exact!)


Im gonna take a wild guess and say you live in a small suberb type town. why dont you go to her house and be all like :icon_bunc and shell be like :icon_woow and youll be like :icon_pelv and ill be like :icon_burn and youll be like :icon_peac and ill be like :icon_clap and youll be like <SP:)

Im gonna take a wild guess and say you live in a small suberb type town. why dont you go to her house and be all like :icon_bunc and shell be like :icon_woow and youll be like :icon_pelv and ill be like :icon_burn and youll be like :icon_peac and ill be like :icon_clap and youll be like <SP:)
Sher lives a half hour away from me.

Im gonna take a wild guess and say you live in a small suberb type town. why dont you go to her house and be all like :icon_bunc and shell be like :icon_woow and youll be like :icon_pelv and ill be like :icon_burn and youll be like :icon_peac and ill be like :icon_clap and youll be like <SP:)

Dude, that was the best! It was like looking at a picture book, rather then actually reading a post :). Excellent creativitiy on your part

Sher lives a half hour away from me.

Any place you can possibly meet her halfway? Kinda like to go out, but not really go out

Im gonna take a wild guess and say you live in a small suberb type town. why dont you go to her house and be all like :icon_bunc and shell be like :icon_woow and youll be like :icon_pelv and ill be like :icon_burn and youll be like :icon_peac and ill be like :icon_clap and youll be like <SP:)
ha ha ha very clever

Dude, that was the best! It was like looking at a picture book, rather then actually reading a post :). Excellent creativitiy on your part



Any place you can possibly meet her halfway? Kinda like to go out, but not really go out
Hmm I think at the moment meeting with her's a bit out of the question but it won't be after Valentines day!:icon_bunc (That icon looks just like me!:icon_bunc )

lol, snow day.. i live in the carribean.. not happenin here, lol. but try to talk to her tomorro shawn and give us somethin to discuss ;).

I will.And the carribean?Dang, your lucky.

Hmm I think at the moment meeting with her's a bit out of the question but it won't be after Valentines day!:icon_bunc (That icon looks just like me!:icon_bunc )


Isnt valentines day like a month away or something. and plus asking her out on valentines day is whack. she has to say yes or shed feel bad. its her choice...

So it's good to ask her out on VDay?And Vday's twelve days away smart one.

valentines day is good it just puts more pressure on her to say yes like if she dosent like you like a pity kinda thing because its v-day but pretty much any day will work

No wait maybe that's not good I really want her to actually like me!

No wait maybe that's not good I really want her to actually like me!

Garenteed if she doesn't, then she will either say no or break up with you in 2-3 days. Each way is equally miserable, so just ask her.

Ya on Vday i'm gonna put a note with a red rose in her locker saying.

Will you be my Valentine?

Love,Shawn

actually i might just stop talking becuase then you might twist that into a way to not ask her for longer so yeah V-day it is

Ok lol I see your point so i'll shut up now.

haha, for those who read my post that says i'm thinking of asking out this one 7th grader soon.. well i've known her for about 3 week, we're not going out, and today she kissed ME!!! woot woot! lol

shawn, for us all, just hug her plz!!!

I don't think I will I think I'll ask her to be my Valentiune first then hug her later...

thats ganna feel wierd, u should get used to having her with u and being around her. the best way, HUGS!

Ya but I can't I have no backbone.

Ya but I can't I have no backbone.

Can we atleast see a picture of her?

yeah, show us a picture... that'de really prove that ure like stalking her! lol

just messin' with ya shawn. :D

Quite a few people have asked that and I can't seem to find one on google if anyone knows I good site to find peoples pictures on tell me ill post her pic here.

Quite a few people have asked that and I can't seem to find one on google if anyone knows I good site to find peoples pictures on tell me ill post her pic here.

What about your school class photo's? Scan it or something and point her out....

Don't have any....