no




ever gone out with someone for over a year?

no

Ever tried to hit on/flirt with a teacher and hope that the teacher will make a move?

No, teachers up here look like gophers, and remember "bestiality is waaaaaay against park regulations" You gotta love the Whitest Kids 'U Know

Have you ever "smoked a fat pound of grass, and fall on your ass, faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast?"

no...i dont even know what you mean...


have you ever broke a bone while skating

no




ever hit a girl?

No.

Have you ever been mistaken for someone, and gone along with it? Happens to me all the time, I always look like somebody else!

No

Have you ever had a session with a BMXer?

Yeah, the guy was actually pretty cool and not a ****! We skated doubles in the park.

Ever got suspended?

Close! I forged some teacher's dismissal note and got busted.

Ever gotten someone's autograph without knowing who they were?

yup

Ever pissed out a fire?

Lots of times...camping in Alaska....lol

Ever illegally downloaded a Britney Spears song?

For my kids's mp3, yes!

Ever been to a drive in movie?

no, but i got driven to the movies :)

ever fallen down the stairs on purpose?

^ there was a movie director once that used to throw himself down a flight of stairs just to see what it felt like ^

Ever go looking for something, only to find something else?

i went looking for my phone, only to find everything else. my fone was in my pocket lol

ever eat a spoon full of just sugar?

No, but I once drank 4 Great One dunkin coffees in 8 hours, which is close to 100 ozs. Thought I was going to have a heart attack.


Have you ever gone to start a car, only to realize that it's not yours?

i dont have a car, but once i got on some ones skateboard at the park and i was wondering why it was so different.
have you ever run down a busy street screaming?

No, but my buddy and I used to do this thing at a busy mall when we'd act like one of us just ripped the other one off. We'd run from one end to the other, crashing into people left and right. If anything, it was good exersize.

Ever try on clothes at a department store and feel like you're being watched?

oh yeah
Have u ever drank milk straight from the bottle?

Yeah, I even remember when milk used to come in glass containers! It just somehow tasted better.

Ever eat just free samples from the food court and called it lunch?

at costco.

ever broken both legs at the same time.

No, but I broke my wrist once falling off a bar while doing an Ulitmate Warrior impersonation.

Ever seen a movie so many times you know the entire script?

not even close man...i know certain lines and thats it...

ever kiss your computer screen?

no

have u ever been to a party?

no never...*snicker* snicker* ;)
have you ever worn a fitted hat while skating

If those are the ones with no tightner at the back than yes.

Eve broke your board first day of skating it.

No

Ever had your kingpin fall out while skating?

Nope, never broken a board :)

Unless broken counts as your whole wheel slipping off your truck while riding along.


Have you ever attempted a kickflip and accidently landed a double kickflip?

Yes, every time i try a kickflip it does a double.

Ever do a ho-ho plant calfwrap?

nope




ever tried a 360 shuv and do a tre?

Not landed it, but it did spin a tre

Ever broke a bone doin a kickflip down a stair set?

no

ever tried an ollie but did a kickflip?

yes i was trying a 2 a while back

ever take like 20 pictures in a day just for fun

yes





ever eaten a normal food for you, and have people be disgusted by it?

yes and i hate it

have you ever peed in a bottle and poured at some kid at the playground?

yes and i hate it

have you ever peed in a bottle and poured at some kid at the playground?
:nono:

LMFAO That made me laugh historically... Yes....NOT. No I have never pissed in a bottle and poured it on the unsuspecting sandbox dwellers...

Have you ever ate king crab, without thinking of their leader, Paris Hilton?

I have not, for I think of her every second of every day.


Have you ever eaten a pretzel?

yes

have you ever fell off something bigger than 5 feet?

YUP!

Have you ever pretended to have sex in a cinema...?

Flip ;)

ive pretended to jack off in the cinema.

have you ever thought you were going to die over something stupid?

Yes, I thought someone was gling to shoot me =-O

Ever fallen down a 10+ set?

ive pretended to jack off in the cinema.

have you ever thought you were going to die over something stupid?

YEah, Every time I watch a horror film and take a long drive in the dark I feel that way......

Have you ever listened to music on Radioblogclub.com (http://www.radioblogclub.com)

YEah, Every time I watch a horror film and take a long drive in the dark I feel that way......

Have you ever listened to music on Radioblogclub.com (http://www.radioblogclub.com)

No, but I think I will.

Have you ever fell up stairs, and then rolled back down?

Yeah, and it hurt. A lot.

Ever wanted to screw a member of your family?

Flip ;)

Yeah, and it hurt. A lot.

Ever wanted to screw a member of your family?

Flip ;)

Hmm, can't say I have. I wanted to date a very distant relative once, but I didn't know she was related at the time. So when I found out I was like, yeah nevermind.

Ever broke a bone, and then just left it to heal back wrong, and never went to the doctor about it?

I would have no idea because without seeing a doctor i wouldn't knwo if it was broken. Ever woken up in the midde of the night thinking it's morning so start to do normal morning routine.

^Nah, I'm too lazy. If I wake up and see it's dark, I'm back asleep straight away.

Ever had sexual feelings for an animal of any kind, excluding humans.

Flip ;)

no GROSS

Have you ever painted your griptape?

^I drew pictures on it with chalk once :)

Ever took a pee on someone?

Flip ;)

no...want to

ever skate a blank

you took the 300 post in this thread right outta my hands flip

yes

ever wanted to die?

Nah, I'm a happy child.

Ever made your own mini version of Jackass with your mates? If so, post it!

Flip ;)

oh, bit late haha, nah never made one, filmed my mate jumpin into a hedge once tho

ever ran from da police?

lol no

did u ever go to some random event just hoping to get something for free?

^YEAH! And got chased down by the biker once and banned from the city centre for 24 hours under Section 30 Dispersal Order for Antisocial Behaviour.

ALL CAUSE WE SKATED A MARBLE WALKTHROUGH. Simple lesson dipsh*ts. If you don't want us to skate, don't put marble flooring down...

Ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Flip ;)

does your dad count ( on the cheek? )

Have you ever bought food and got tired of it after 1 bite?

Yeah, hate it when that happens.

Ever wished Arto-Geoff would come play computer games with you?

Flip ;)

Haven't really thought about it. :)

Have you ever gotten so tired of ****ing waving off mosquitos that at some point you just wanna let them bite you but you can't cause it itches like hell? (i have, at my job at the airport i'm always outside painting and fixing stuff)

No, not really!

Ever thought about having a sex change quite seriously?

Flip ;)

What the **** is wrong with you Flip?

Lol, are you trying to find a gay cafe member?

NO AHAHA! I like asking weird questions! It'd be boring otherwise...

Ever PWNED a NubNub on RuneScape?

Flip ;)

Yes :p I was feeling mean so I told him there was gold trim rune in the wildy i took him out and bam 1 hit mutha

Ever eating a bag of "curry" potatoe chips?

AHAHA YEAH ACTUALLY! Tasty!

Ever became so obsessed with a game/board game that you lost once and cried?

Flip ;)

nah




ever turn up the music so loud the police came?

hehe lol @ ur sig^^

nah




ever turn up the music so loud the police came?
Nope, ever bit a girls tongue by accident when kissin her?

Nope, I'm a pro. But I know a girl who was making out with a guy and his tongue got stuck in her braces and it bled. VERY bad.

Ever danced with a hobo?

Flip ;)

no




ever cut yourself?

Once. Yeah that's right people, Flip went through an emo stage. Not proud, at all.

Ever contemplated suicide?

In the least morbid way possible.

Flip ;)

well whats contemplated mean?
ever have a nightmare over a movie you watched?

Contemplated means thought about basically.

And yes, yes I have.

Flip ;)

Yes. Im a wimp when it comes to horror movies

ever suck your thumb without thinking while you were concentrating ( i was just doing it )?

Contemplated means thought about basically.

And yes, yes I have.

Flip ;)

Were was ur have you ever dude?
anyway

Have you ever caught rabies from a malarian goldfish?

No. And last time I checked, Malaria was a disease, not a place or species of fish...

Ever knocked over an old lady, whilst skateboarding?

Flip ;)

no




ever succesfully lie yourself out of trouble?

Every day. If you've attended school, you will have lied to get yourself out of trouble. It's impossible not to.

Ever sat in a le electric chr?

Flip ;)

My lawyer advised me not to talk about it, but yes. :icon_bunc


Ever put a dirty sock in your mouth?

My mate put one in my mouth while I slept. EWWW. Nasty yeah?

Ever woke up humping a pillow?

Flip ;)

Er, no.


Ever post everyother post in this thread for a long long time? *flip*

Hehe. Ok maybe I am a TAD obsessed. But it's off-topic, so I can't be trying to increase post count.

Ever wanted to be me?

Flip ;)

haha, good one.

Ever wtfpwnt someone in SKATE

If i knew what they meant i culd say yes or no............

Ever coned a wheel so bad that your bearings came out whilst riding?

haha, good one.

Ever wtfpwnt someone in SKATE

Not wtfpwnt...but I pwnt this kid at a skatepark one time...

FLIPTASTIC HAS SOME RAUNCHY ADDITIONS TO THIS GAME!!!

Ever made love to an ugly chick, just for the sake of doin it?

pwnt = S to SKATE

wtfpwnt = nothing to SKATE

Haha I don't "do" ugly chicks.




















They do me...:P

Ever ate uncooked popcorn? OOHH OH NOES!

Flip ;)

No.

Ever sleighed le dragon in columbia?

Hellz Yeahz


Ever eaten glue.

Hellz Yeahz


Ever eaten glue.


Yes, I got paid 80 cents for it.

Ever wanted to come to Michigan, and challenge me in a game of skate?

no i'd get wtf pwnt.

ever get hit by a car
?

Yes, many times, including my school bus, and my dads car.

Are you sure you'd get wtfpwnt if you came to my house and versed me in skate?

well i didnt read what was above this because i didnt quick reply.


''have u ever'' had a dream and then a few days later ur in the same situation?i have.

Yes, numerous times, mostly in second grade.

Would you like to get wtfpwnt in skate by me?

why, you wanna have sexxx?


ever eaten 12.34 bananas?

at once or during my whole life?.. during my whole life yes

ever made fun of someone so much in one day they cried?
(if no)
have u ever slept walk and then peed on somone (i had i noe its wierd)

Yes@ the first one

Ever drank 36 cans of mountain dew in one day?

more like seven cans and two 2Ls.

Ever lose more than $100

can it be poker than yea ( i lost to my family)

ever act something ur not for a grl

Damn straight, I'm bout to hit it and quit it.


Ever done some sick no comply variation, then got made fun of by your friends because it's not cool to do those anymore (according to them)

my other friend has been does that count w/e

have u ever been "gangsta" before skatin

Nope.
Ever wondered if fried human legs would taste good?

nah.if they cant take me for who i am then there not worth it.i wouldnt date a girl that wa sall into abercrombie and hollister and ****.that ****s stupid.like 40$ a shirt and stuff from what i heard.just to make ppl like u.

no but now that u mention it...........................?!?!?!?

do u think heaven will be like it is shown on tv

have u ever jumped off something 2 storys tall.

Yes@ texasskater.

Have you ever frontflipped on flat ground?

ok i i did i wouldnt be there u have to answer my other question
to Dirty ....no
|did u ever consider being gay

Since you didn't ask a question, I'll ask a question.


Have you ever eaten fried mushrooms?

Nope.
Ever wondered if fried human legs would taste good?

**** no...

Ever focus a little kids Wal-Mart board.

Nah, I'm a nice guy.

Ever been called a greasemonkey?

Since you didn't ask a question, I'll ask a question.


Have you ever eaten fried mushrooms?


ok i i did i wouldnt be there u have to answer my other question
to Dirty ....no
|did u ever consider being gay

i did ask a question

That's because you edited it after you posted it

I've never considered being gay.

cant say i have.lol

have u ever skated in sunny cali

I wish.

Ever played "kick the kitty"?

um.....No

Ever stuck your tongue in a fan?

I did, but I made sure the fan was as low as it could be, and then I turned it off and let it coast, so it was pretty slow, I cheated, but I honestly did, it was a truth or dare type thing when I was like 12, ans none of the girls would get naked or make out, hahahaha

Have you ever pissed in a handstand position?

i ooops poops
i tryed handstand flip
and sharted

have you ever posted a decent thread texasskater?
:D

have you ever had sex with a girl?

To that other post, im not Texaskater or whataver your talking about so i can't answer that

...not with a girl :icon_susp




ever been called a fatass?

no but i call my friend fatass all the time:D

ever had a tech deck?

surprisingly, no




ever knock someone out with one punch

No I don't fight much.
Ever wished you were taller?

Err... sometimes when my brother gloats about him being taller than me (he's also 18 months older than me)


Ever thought gay thoughts?

Err... sometimes when my brother gloats about him being taller than me (he's also 18 months older than me)


Ever thought gay thoughts?
Lol no.
Ever wanted to be in two places at once?

of course
ever skated in a rabbit siut, or a chicken suit, or some weird costume?

nope
ever day dreamed about skating in school?

like dreaming about skating, while your at school?
or day dreamed about skating in the school?
lol ive done both. who hasnt?

ever jumped off a house?

Uh Huh. It was quite high.

Have you ever had your face drawn on because you fell asleep at a party? ( i have, and my friend )

Yes, they call it...I forget! Makeup, the whole she-bang.

Ever judge a book by it's cover?

lol yes, i supose you mean actual books?
coz if its got a dragon or an evil witch or a magical sword on it im not going to read it coz its fantasy.
ever not go to the toilet for a full 24 hours?

lol yes, i supose you mean actual books?
coz if its got a dragon or an evil witch or a magical sword on it im not going to read it coz its fantasy.
ever not go to the toilet for a full 24 hours?

hell no, i hate to hold it in

ever had a poster of a boyband in your room? (i have not, but my brother had the hansons)

I had a poster of Judas Priest in my room. In retrospect, that's more of a "boy band" than I ever knew!

And yeah, I meant actual books. Most of the ones I've judged just by the cover turned out to be pretty good.

-

Ever call your teacher Mom?

lol yeah i have, when i was in 6th grade. quite embarrasing.

.

ever peed blood?

No. I called her whore.

Ever gotten yourself a bowl of ice cream literally 20 seconds after you've woken up?

That was for Giant Ape's question, sorry. I've never peed blood.

Ahaha yeah actually! I was wasted, woke up, didn't know what was happening, so I made some ice cream. Pretty nice!

Ever LOLed in real life.

Flip ;)

Yes hahaha.

Ever had 2 police reports filed against you in less then 24 hours?

umm, i dont know, but if i did i got away with it

ever pissed on a tree and found out someone was right behind it?

Yes, turns out the other person was pissing aswell.

Ever set your hair on fire while lighting a joint?
:[

no...

ever lit toilet paper on fire inside the house just for fun?

No.

Have you ever dumpster dived? (i did last night for skating purposes lets just say I have a new manual pad.)

no, I can't say that I've had

have you ever thrown something out of a 2 story window?

Yes, my old guitar/TV

Have you ever dressed up as a Jew for Halloween?

Hahaha, no:p.



Ever made on old person faint?

Yes, by dressing up as Hitler for Halloween, when I was next to my friend who dressed up as a Jew!

Have you ever thought I was pretty?
:icon_bunc

No obviously

Have you ever walked in to the opposite sexes bathroom by accident?

Yeah, haha.

Ever walked nearly a mile because you smelt bacon? And you wanted to find said bacon?

no

ever felt high and didnt smoke or take drugs or anything?

Yes, whenever I get slaphappy when I'm tired.

Have you ever slept with a celebrity?

yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!

have you ever jacked off in a public bathroom?

EDIT:sorry about the double post

I can hardly sit in a public bathroom, let alone whack my mack.

Have you ever eaten 11 pancakes in one sitting?

no

have you ever looked at a girls ass and she saw you looking?

Hell yes

Have you ever hit/gotten hit by a pro?

yeah, by chad muska at the supra demo.

hardflip to kid smack :D

have you ever seen a naked dude?

uhhhh, no. except for myself.

have you ever gotten jumped for something stupid?

Yes, like being white.

Ever spit in a pros drink?

:icon_bunc

no o_O


Ever got beaten up by another skater at the park?

No, but Bam shoved me out of the way when he was leaving a demo, so I threw my board at his kneecaps.

Ever jumped off of a bridge into a lake?

No, but I did shop at that store in Conway, NH that got all shot up yesterday. Shawn has a hand grenade from there as a paperweight.
-

Ever been asked for your autograph?

Yes.

Ever bomb a hill with no shoes?

Nope.
Ever break a board on a stationary trick?

Never broken a board.

Ever eaten cheese and crackers while watching cheese and crackers?

No, but I read Mystic River while on the Mystic River.

-

Ever see someone else wearing a shirt you own and never be able to wear it yourself again?

Yes, because they stole my shirt.

Ever saw your grandpa naked? (I haven't, I'd be scarred for life)

No, but I have a part time job at an elderly home and there's one female resident who gets dressed with the door open. It's like a scene from The Shining!

-

Ever worn a fanny pack?

Nope.

Ever stuck a fork in an electrical outlet?

no.

ever got caught jacking off.

yes

ever gotten killed? (stupid question huh?)

No.

Ever got locked outside naked?

No.

Ever been hypnotised?

every sunday

ever burped while on the phone with someone?

for weddings.

ever get shot.

with a paintball gun

ever had a party at your house when your parents weren't home?

Yes.

Ever tried to kill yourself?

Yes.

Ever tried to kill yourself?

erm, no.

ever really, "LOL'd" when you typed it?

No.

Ever skate in a bear costume?

No.

Ever been fired?

My mom says my job is a student.

I've been expelled.
So technically, yes.

Ever worked at a 7-11?

No, but I've had a lot of bad jobs over the years.

Ever started a job only to quit the same day?

Yes, my moms lawn boy.

She made me mow the lawn, and then I quit.

Ever drink a 40 oz. in 2 minutes?

yes but it was a 42 oz hugo from mcdonalds


ever watched porn???

Yes..

Ever blown up your TV?

Several!

-

Ever watching the opening to the Wide World of Sports only to see that skier guy wipe out?

No.

Ever broken your knuckles whilst cracking them?

yes right before a fight how dumb of me


ever jumped off a roof onto your skateboard?

Yes.

Ever rode off of your neighbors roof onto their trampoline, then pull a tweaked ass stalefish into their pool?

No.

Ever hear of Eric Young, the TNA guy?

Probably.

Have you ever killed a clown?

The police said that the bullet killd him, so no, I have not killed a clown.

Ever hugged someone you didn't know on accident?

No, but I once hugged someone who was only about to yawn.

-

Ever just tell it like it is. "Jesus, you really got fat!"

Every day.


Ever maim your dog?

Not on purpose.

Ever gone Urban Exploring?

No.

Ever got kicked out of your house?

Yes!

Ever dropped an ice cream on the floor, picked it up, and carried on eating it?

Flip ;)

Loads of times.

Ever died your hair pink?

Blonde, about two weeks ago.

Ever avoided a bill collector?

No, but I helped my dad avoid one.

Ever hurl while making out?

^No but my girlfriend nearly did ahaha.

Ever wedgied a girl?

Flip ;)

Yes.

Ever begged for pot money?

No.

Ever gone hitchhiking?

No.

Ever been raped?

No, but my metal shop teacher got arrested for child molestation.

-

Ever wear an apron?

Yup, in cooking class.

Ever hid weed in the empty opening at the back of your PlayStation 2 console, or any other drug for that matter?

Flip ;)

Nah man, I hide it in an opening behind my computer.

Ever named your car?

i dont even have a car.

ever teeped a house?

Yes, loads of times.

Ever thrown a flaming bag of dog shiit at someones window?

I once threw a full bottle of beer through a girl's bay window in full daylight.

-

Have you ever gone pumpkining?

YES.

Ever thrown a brick taped to 17 roman candles through someones window?

You're killing me over here...too much!!!!

No

-

Ever throw a window through a window?

Can't say I have..

Ever skitched a car on a main road?

I don't think so.

Ever been to an AA meeting?

^I skitched a lorry on a motorway, thank you very much. No BS either.

Ever Skitched a wheelchair?

Flip ;)

No, I've been on a wheelchair, skitching a car, while my friend was skitching me though :P

Ever jumped through a window?

Surprisingly yes! Yes I have! Funny story actually.

AHHH ever hacked your school?

Flip ;)

Nope



Ever licked a man?

ummm no.

ever shot someone with a bebe gun?

Surprisingly yes! Yes I have! Funny story actually.

AHHH ever hacked your school?

Flip ;)


Yes.

Also, I've given every one of their computers viruses.

And last year, I gave every account a password that was unnatainable.

So noone could get on.

Ever seen Faces Of Death?

Can't say I have.


Ever crashed a party?

At a friends house, Christamas Eve, 1984! (for the Faces of Death thing)

Ever been inside a mental institution?

Yes, my sister had to be at one for 7 years because my mom is a giant douche.

Ever posted more then me in this thread?

Ever realize I'd have to be on this 24 hours a day. My nephew is in one, it's pretty sad, acutally.

-

Ever smile and kiss a pig?

Not kissed a pig..

Ever take ecstasy?

:|


Ever Tramp skate frm the trampolin ino apool?

Yes.

Ever whore yourself?

Everyday, to the Dental Insurance industry.

-

Ever throw away something wicked important?

Surprisingly, no, I just let everything sit around on my floor in case I need it again.

Ever sex'ed up a hobo?

No, but I read a really good book about hobos called Rolling Nowhere, by Ted Conover. And yes, I'm a dork.

-


Ever had shock treatments?

No.

Has your microwave ever read 2 Minutes, 100 Seconds?

no :\


Ever shave your pubes

?

Man, you are one funny bastard! I microwave my breakfast every Saturday morning.

-

Have you ever had such a headache that you thought you were going to die?

Yes.

Ever been on a roof only to realizeyou fell through.

No.

Ever become sad that I'm leaving in an hour and a half and don't know if I'll get to be on at all tonight?

No, I'm leaving at 4:30!

-

Have you ever gone to yell something mean to someone, only to realize that you know them?

Yes.

Have you ever eaten pie?

Yes.

Have you ever skipped to the loo, my darling?

No.

Ever murdered John Lennon?

No, but Catcher in the Rye was my all time favorite book.

-

Ever thought outside the box?

Yes, and then my box was stolen.

Ever done it in a movie theater?

Pretty dammed close once, yeah.

Ever driven past a cow and yelled MOOOO?

no

ever pissed in someone elses shoe?

Yes, while sleeping.

Ever shot a turkey?

No.

Ever pissed in someone's ear and told them it's raining?

No.

Have you ever listened to Death By Stereo's song "Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining"?

Heh, no! I got that line from an NYPD Blue episode.

Ever write a check that your ass can't handle?

(punching out, it's been real!)

no

ever been shot at?

Yes.

Ever shot the person back who shot you (It was with a BB gun)

Yes

Ever thrown something out of the window of your car and hit someone? (accidentally... or on purpose) :D

Both, a cup of piss (hit a car on purpose) and a shoe (hit a black dude)

Ever Jimi Hendrix'd your guitar?

no

ever cursed a teacher out in front of his/her face?

Loads of times.

Ever slapped a ho?

no ho

ever slept with a prostitute?

I wish.

Ever skated on a carousel?