nope

ever gone cow tipping?

Nope, people tipping.

Ever been arrested for public urination?

No but I got caught.


Ever took a dumb in the forest.

No.

Ever skated a famous spot?

No...

Ever sack someone?

Nope.

Ever got a tooth knocked out?

yeah by my aunt it was painful actually they were 2

have u ever tasted pimples juice?

No.

Ever spraypaint a car?

nah, thats ****ed up




ever have cybersex with someone?

no.


ever get a girl/guy to strip on webcam?

Yes rofl.

Ever get chased down the street by your friends dad?

No.

Ever piss on a policestation o_o

lol no
ever thown a bowling ball the whole distance to the pins?

nope never been bowling
have you ever tryed to do a kickflip over a dead animal?

ollie over a dead mouse o_O

ever trick over a 15 pack of sparklers lit? (I have)

no, but i taped some sparkelers to the back of my friends and we tried to see if scraping them along the ground really fast would set them off. but they didnt (it might also have been because the ground was wet).
ever done something reallly bad at school (or when you were at school) and not get in trouble for it?

Yea. I almost lit the trashcan on fire once too.




Ever hit someone/something so hard you broke your wrist?

Nope.

haha, that trash can story reminds me of something.

Me, and 3 freinds were skating at a spot with a nice 3 set, ledge, and manny pad type thing. It was at a schoolpretty much right by a semi-busy road. So I was just skating, when I turn around and they had lit the garbage bin on fire!!

So We tried kicking it out but it wasnt working then we kicked the can over and hit it with are boards and other stupid 13 year old techniques. then, we were about to run, but I had an idea, PEE OUT THE FIRE! And it worked :)

smelt like smoke and piss though, so we left...


Ever skated on a roof?

yes didnt work to well.



ever fell and made it seem alot worse for sympathy?

lol i wish i could, but its too wet now.
(bleh beat me to it)
yeh when i broke my arm.
ever ollie over something that would be EXTREMELY dangerous if you didnt make it?

yes, a bunch of broken glass, and then another time, a fire gap

Ever drink your own pee pee?

dude, thats gross. i would if i reeeaaally had to, but i'd still boil it first.
ever just full on purposly stuffed up a big trick? like on a ramp or stairs?

i cant say i have.


ever made out with a girl who had a b/f?

not that i know of..

Ever crap your pants?

yeah when i was like 6.


ever picked up the phone and have your voice crack right in the middle of a hello?

unfortunatly, that happens regularily.

Ever pee the bed (when you not little)

no
( people can just say no for everything to get a turn lol)
ever punch and shatter a window?

nope.



ever wake up and have to take a really long pee and doze off in the middle and pee everywhere?

lol thats funny but no
but once when i was about 5 i tried multitasking and attemped to brush my teeth while taking a whiz, but i dropped my toothbrush in the toilet bowl!
ever put about 10 drinks into one cup and drink it all?

didn't work out :p.

Ever got caught picking your nose and eating it
?

:| no!

ever been slapped?

Yea




Ever break something expensive on purpose?

Of Mine? No. Of someone elses? Yes.

Ever not wanted to go to a wedding today cause it's gonna be so boring and you won't get to skate with your mates and you wish you weren't best man and you wish you didn't have to give a speech?

Flip ;)

Yes.

Ever go to a wedding and secretry hope that some fat broad in a poylester pantsuit would have a heart attack in the middle of dancing to "Celebrate" ?

cant say i hav
ever not answered your phone on purpose

oh yeah lots of times

have u ever stole a cellphone?

nar i havnt but ive got given one for free and my mate found one on the ground once.
ever watched tv for longer than 5 hours

Yes. Dirty jobs marathon.

Ever browsed the cafe while doing something else that shouldnt invovle a skateboarding forum?

id answer that if it made sense.

ever have a big toe nail that was 3 or more colors and 1 color was green?

It was getting there..

Ever get a virus on your schools computers purposely?

No.

Have you ever felt the urge to hit a baby in the face?

Yes, and I followed through that urge.

Ever trucksmashed anyone?

Nope.

Ever throw a tv out a 2nd+ story window?

Not a TV, but a computer.

Ever nearly get your moms boyfriend to kill himself?

no....

Ever dumped someone and they cried?

Nah, I don't dump people, I'm too nice of a guy :P

Ever drink diet A&W because it was the only thing to drink in your godforsaken house?

Nah, I don't dump people, I'm too nice of a guy :P

Ever drink diet A&W because it was the only thing to drink in your godforsaken house?

nope i drink it because i like it. we had milk/sprite in the fridge.

ever have a bugbite that itches and is sore at the same time?

i shudder at the thought of diet rootbeer.


Ever eaten 5 burgers from mcdonalds cause you were so hungry?

To Honeymustard - Yes.
To HighVoltageSk8r - Yes.

Ever bleed from your ear?

I dont think so.

Ever get so wasted you barfed on someone?

Nah, I don't barf.

Ever eat two bags of cheese nips in one day?

I hate that crap..


Ever eat ketchup flavour peanuts?

They pwnz0r

Ugh I hate ketchup.

Ever been banned from any site?

Hmm, I don;t think so.


Ever eaten the rine on the watermelon too.

On accident.

Ever gotten food poisoning?

Oh yea, not fun




Ever succesfully kick yourself in the head

Yeah :(

Ever take a dump on a car (couldn't think of anything:p )

No.

Ever beat the world record for most times kicking yourself in the head in 2 minutes? (76)

No, but I've broken my hand punching my door once.

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Ever sign Congradulations card as "Heywood J. Blome"?

no, ever had a pink phone..........long story

uh...
my friend went and bought a pink phone, said it gets the ladies lol
ever puke on a busy train?

Nope.. Ever get reallllyyyy bored so bored you play powerrangers?

On the guitar.

Ever blow up your computer because it stopped working?

uh, no. it was still under waranty so i just got some dell guy to fix it! for free!
ever skated in school during school hours?

Yup, lot's of times

Ever saved up money for something you want really bad but when you have the money you don't want it anymore ?

Yup..

Ever shave down theree.

lol no way, thats like a lady thing to do
ever "accidentally" fall on a hot chick?

What? shaving your pubes is not a ladything :P

hehehehe > : D


Ever spank you GUY-friend?

Uh, no.

-

Ever had a ton of stuff to do before you head out today, but waste time just doing 'Have you Ever' ?

Not really.


Ever jealous of me because I'm going to Tacobell for lunch?

I sure am.

Ever worn your shoes inside your house? ( this is more a "do you americans really do that" question without making a new thread.) :)

uh, yeah, even though im from australia, i wear my shoes inside.
why wouldnt you be able to? (i mean if their dirty..)
ever just followed someone around all day to annoy them?

no
have you ever farted in class
ha

Yes, but my Dad was dating a Philipino woman who would have a 100% sh*t fit if you wore shoes in her house. Like you said, must be a geographical thing.

-

Ever gone barefoot in the office?

Don't have an office.


Ever eat 10 tacos?

No, but had 3 fajitas last night.

Ever ate waffles without syrup?

Don't have an office.


Ever eat 10 tacos?
lol have you been to tacobell yet?


i dont eat waffles, or pancakes, dont like em

ever have a nudey run near people you know?

I grew up in the 70's, what do you think!

-

Ever split wood with an axe?

yep, choppin wood is pretty good as a workout, but also hard...


ever cut ur own hair? (i do lmao)

lol have you been to tacobell yet?


i dont eat waffles, or pancakes, dont like em

ever have a nudey run near people you know?

Im going in half an hour;)

yep, choppin wood is pretty good as a workout, but also hard...


ever cut ur own hair? (i do lmao)

nope, i havnt had my hair cut in almost a year :icon_drib

have you ever walked through the drive thru

i tried and they didnt let me so we got a shopping cart and it worked.


ever watched the show "ninja warrior"?

nope

ever showered naked in public?

no and i never will unless i get paid $1,000,000

Ever have your pants fall down in front of people?

luckly, no

ever eaten a taco with nothing on it, just the shell?

yucks.


Ever eaten a rotten banana?

I grew up in the 70's, what do you think!

-

Ever split wood with an axe?

Lots of times.

Ever had anything just to impress people?

(this is about wearing your shoes inside your house)

Yeah it must be a geographical thing. Here in sweden we never do that

Edit: LOL , like 7 posted while i was typing my message

There was also a Curb Your Enthusiam called Porno Gill when Larry got screamed at for wearing his shoes inside someone's house.

To Bencker's question: nope

Ever hurled dog crap at someone?? :D

I think, yeah.

Ever get to the skatepark, only to have it start raining?

no, that would suck soo much.
ever scare the crap out of someone?

I think, yeah.

Ever get to the skatepark, only to have it start raining?


That just happened :(

Luckily it dried up pretty quick :D

It was fun.





Ever go to the skatepark today like ME

im not going to the skate park....im going to the snow! woo
ever wake up somewhere you didnt know?

Yes.
I got on a plane in Rome and landed in Munich. I fell asleep before take off, woke up after landing. I immediately asked the person next to me "Have we taken off yet?" he said, "We just landed."

That was a fun flight.

Have you ever jumped off a building?

Yes, granted, it was a small building.

Ever sung any sort of rap song in public?

uh, does the school gym count? then yes

every screamed reall loud in public? for no reason?

Yep.

Ever break your nose?

no.

have you ever been credit carded on anyhting bigger than a nine?

No.


Ever gotten a vascetomy?

no.


Ever eaten more than 3 Chipotle burritos in one sitting?

hell no, theyre humongus

ever fart and have stuff come out LOL

yes. i'd rather not elaborate.

Ever quit skating? (let's see who's committed)

yea, for like, a few years




ever steal from mommy's purse?

Yes.

Ever steal from someone elses mommy's purse?

Yes lol.

Ever get high and while skating just fall dead asleep

Not skating, but while riding a bike I just passed out and rolled into a ditch.


Ever slap a stranger?

Nope

Ever smoke peanut skins? o_O

Not skating, but while riding a bike I just passed out and rolled into a ditch.


Ever slap a stranger?

lmfao

To HVS no, but it would seem like a fun idea.

Ever see the world trade center fall?

Yep.

Ever smoke "pikachu weed"?:icon_peac

lol wtf? no
ever eat a reaaalllly brown banana?

Nah, it was a black banana.

Ever get really pissed off and assault your printer?

Yeah, all the time.

Ever eaten an mint chocolate chip ice cream sundae with ketchup in it? [yeah, it's gross]

No.

Ever run down a main road naked?

Yes, early 90's.

-

Ever get lost and turn down directions from someone because they looked "too foreign" ?

no
have you ever used ur board in a railstand position to get something high

no

ever steal anything worth over 400 dollars?

No, but I once rang in a $400.00 car stero as $4.00 for my buddy.

-

Ever see a movie based on the preview, only to have it really suck!

No,

Ever made real cheese nachos?

(With real cheese)

No.

Ever have 10 days until a two week vacation and not want to do freaking anything?

yes and like saying you dont have time b/c ur about to have to leave in a few days.lol




have you ever eaten pizza

yes and like saying you dont have time b/c ur about to have to leave in a few days.lol




have you ever eaten pizza

Thousands of them.

Ever been to a disco?

No.. lmao

Ever tripped in public?

Yes but I trip with steeze.

Ever stapled yourself on purpose to see if it hurt?

No, but I once stuck a hot iron to my stomach to see if it would hurt.

It did.

-

Ever tell someone you were interviewing with that you are a "People Person" ?

Nuh uh

Ever have your cell phone die when you need it?

Yes, what a pisser.

-

Ever have a panic attack for no reason?

Yes, lol

Did you ever pick your nose in front of somebody without even thinking?

Yeah, my wife gets on me about that all the time.

-

Ever smoke just to look cool?

Never..can't stand cigs

Ever try to impress a girl even when you had your own?

no, but when i was 8 i was eating a lollipop and pretended it was a cigarette lol

Ever wait for hourse and hours for just 1 TV show and it wasnt even good?

Yeah, the last 2 seasons of Survivor, both sucked!

-

Ever cut off your nose to spite your face?

no

ever shave off ur eyebrows?

no


have you ever broken your board for getting mad

No.

Ever walked in like you owned the place?

I do own the place. Every place.

Ever went to bed at 7 in the morning, then woke up at 11, the time you normally wake up after getting a full nights sleep?

I do own the place. Every place.

Ever went to bed at 7 in the morning, then woke up at 11, the time you normally wake up after getting a full nights sleep?


Acually yes, what a fun night indeed.

Where you ever walking and looking at a hot group of girls and trip lol

Yeah:p


Ever eat two wholw pizzas alone?

Yeah.

Ever gotten trucksmashed?

Nope.

Ever trucksmashed someone
?

Yep, the kid who stole my board.

Ever eaten a whole gallon of ice cream by yourself?

No,

Ever made real cheese nachos?

(With real cheese)


Uh.. I think

To DS: My sister has because shes dumb

Ever fall alseep in one room and wake up in another

Loads of times.

Ever fall asleep in one house and wake up in another?

Yes, during my drinking days (almost 11 years ago).

-

Ever throw your weight around?

Nope.

Ever eaten a pizzone?

Yep!

Ever push your luck?

Nah,

Ever win the lottery?

I wish...

Ever loose your swim trunks?

Nah.

Ever milk a goat?

No.

Ever toss your hat in the ring?

What does that mean? like start a fight or something? :)

Yeah, it means to sign up or get involved in something that you may have a shot at winning.

Ever
Cruise out of this city
Head down to the sea
Gonna shout out at the ocean
Hey it's me

Yeah i've been in a couple of fights. i've also gone in boxing so i guess that counts haha.

Ever watched a movie all night just to find that the last 15 minutes the ****ING CHANNEL DOES NOT WORK?

Edit: Happened to me last night as i was watching The green mile..

Yes!

Ever tip-toed through the tulips?

:| no.

ever make a kid?

Two of them, yeah! One is BlackJack_95.

- Ever boo the face and cheer the heel?

Can't say I have.

Ever made fun of an old person?

Yes, but in a vieled way, at my other job.

--

Ever had to repeat your order three times in a row?

more like six.


ever have to repeat your order three times and still get the wrong food
?

Yes.

Ever spit in the persons face who gave you the wrong order?

No, but I've throw the order back at them.

-

Ever punch a clock?

Yes.

Ever sell a counterfiet product?
(In my case it was "the sandwich christ himself had taken a bite of")

no

ever threw something at a teacher

yeh



ever spray deodorant on your arm and light it on fire?

no

ever make a huge fire and didnt feel like putting it out?

666th post on this thread. weird...

Yep.

Ever make a home made bomb, then throw it at someones house?

No, but I nearly burned down half of Pinehurst once.

-

Ever go to pay for something and realize you forgot your money?

Yes, so I stole it.

Ever set off fireworks in a public bathroom?

no, but i might now

ever burned a whole collection of your little brothers pokemon cards?

Nope. My brother doesn't collect them.

Ever strike a living thing with a different living thing?

No, but I once hid my Sister's birth control pills

Ever become an Uncle?

Nope.

Ever spraypaint your friends car?

no
none of my friends have cars
ever wanted to play me in skate

no

ever egg a cop car?

I threw a water baloon at it. Not an egg.

Ever want to become a dolphin?

No.

Ever did something Illegal infront of principel's or cop's face?

yeup



ever wanted to go out with your best friend?

no

did you ever ollie a 10 stair

I've tried to caveman one.

Ever get your tongue stuck to a pole?

No, Ralphie.

Ever smash your guitar over someone's head?

Nope.

Ever play a bass with your teeth?

No.

Ever opened a closet and stepped in puke?

nah




ever wear womens underwear?

Nah.

Ever take a flying f**k at a rolling donut?

no

ever got caught watching porn?

Yea lol

Ever have a dream you were pissing, and really pissed yourself

Yes :(


Ever be jealous of DS because he's got the Dew I'm oh so craving?

Yeah, that sounds good.

-

Ever call your Doctor and tell him or her that you can't stop rockin'?

Rockin'?

No but Dude thats a good idea lol.

Ever went up to someone random and knocked them out then kept on walking?

Didn't knock 'em out.

Ever coffin'd a hill?

Didn't knock 'em out.

Ever coffin'd a hill?

No?

Have you ever broken your ass?

There's no bone in your ass, unless you're talking about your tailbone? Still, no




Ever choke on food? So that some one had to heimlich you?

I choked on a peice of candy.

Ever bare knuckle boxed?

Yes, but I just considered it getting jumped.

Ever filled a mountain dew can with gasoline, stuck a roll of toilet paper in it, lit it up and threw it down the street?

:|


No.


Ever eaten 10 burgers in a day?

Yep.

Ever blown up a car?

Yeah, about 13 a day. It's funny when there's babies in them. They a'splode reeeal nice.

Ever eat a lot everyday and not gain wait? ( I do o_o )

Every day, I eat way too much.

Ever get cancer?

Damnit....No But I think I might.

Ever put powder on your hand and slapped someone across the face?

Flour.

Ever jack off in a bus?

Nahhh, not on a bus. Everywhere except a bus.

Ever listen to Black Flag? (Yes you have.)

No I havent :|....Rise above we're gonna rise above!

Ever set off a fire alarm near a hotel pool and locked all the people in a cage surrounding the pool?

Once, they had a song on the game grind session I do believe.

EDIT: damn too late, haha, and that's the same song I've heard by them, ha

Nope

Ever rode rollerblades at your local park?

To HVS - I want to now, ahaha.

To Emenikmatis - Nope.

Ever sold your friends babies?

No




Ever made homemade fireworks/explosives?

Yep.

Ever lie about anything you did to a cop?

a lot of times


have you ever fallen in your face and knoked out teeth?

nope



ever swallow something whole? (without chewing)

Jello :D

And other things that hurt :(



Ever tried to ollie something wayyy bigger than your ability and suprisingly land it?

Nope.

Ever cut your penis? :X

No

have you ever skated naked?

Nope.

Ever kickflipped naked?

nope.

Ever get high off something that's everyday food? (nutmeg, peanut skins, the inside of the banana)

No, although I've heard you can make banana weed.

Ever gotten high off of everyday headache relievers?

I don't do drugs. I'm a good boy :)


Ever smash a sterio?

Yep.

Ever play "kick the kitty"?

Kittys are cute :D

I hate full grown cats though.

No, you heartless bastard!! I hate animal cruelty, and I have a cat of my own, so don't blame me for being so sensitive about animals :P


Ever picked a fight with someone you knew you couldn't beat?

no, i can beat em all :D

ever get ur ass kicked by a scrawny person who u knew u could beat

No, I've won the small amount of fights I've ever been in.

-

Ever have trouble finding your ass with both hands and a flashlight?

no, I always know where my ass is

Ever seen a Michael Moore documentry?

Nope.

Have you ever been to Chuck E. Cheese?

omghell yes

ever ridden a girl, actually ride on her shoulders or back?

Sure, just call me R. Crumb!

-

Ever call a bowling alley and ask them how big their balls are?

yes, and i told them their refrigerator was running

ever get something stolen by a monkey ( i have :( )

Nope.

-

Ever call KFC and ask them how big are their breasts?

Lol no, but i'm gonna now.
Ever been to canada?

Yeah, Nova Scotia in '83 or so.

-

Ever get a wrong number, but ended up talking the to person, anyway?

No

Ever checked yourself out in the mirror and thought "If I were a girl, I'd think I'm cute"?

Yeah!

Ever rode it 'till it broke?

Lmao no.
Ever forgotten to eat all day.

Yes, usually when I was hungover.

-

Ever play Ms. Pac Man?

oh yes its fun
have you ever drew a fake tattoo on yourself with a pen?

Yep!

Ever walk like an Egyptian?

yeah especially at night with my sister we get crazy
have you ever drank a shampoo?

Yes!

-

Ever held up the line looing for the perfect dozen donuts?

Yes all the time.
Ever been to a place with a temperature below 0.

Yes, Northern New Hampshire, dead of winter, no fire built yet.

-

Ever bite off more than you can chew?

yea, and choked and ended up spraying food on a bunch of hot girls i knew... LOL

ever lick a new bar of soap, especially if its one of those fruit gelatin ones cuz it looked and smelled so good...

Yes!

-

Ever tested out a deorderant and then put it back on the shelf?

Yeah.

Ever looked for something for awhile and your like "Oh damnit where the hell is it?" Then discovered your were holding it the whole time?

Heh, yeah!

-

Ever got up to say something only to realize you have nothing to say?

Yep.

Ever went to the store with acouple of friends andpulled a kickflip?

Not yet.

Ever see a UFO?

yeah man it was crazy.

ever went to sleep in one place and woke up somewhere else?

Yeah I have

Ever climbed a mounton and just looked down and wanted to jump?

(Dang you beat me)

No...

Ever watched T.V and had no idea what you were watching?

yeah

ever thought that you lost control of one of your fingers?

Yep, and I did.

Ever smoke-ah the bong?