Yep.............

Ever smoked uhhh da blunt?

Every day!

Ever smoke-ah the water bong?

Yep

Ever smoked a hookah?

Can't say I have..

Ever begged people outside of a corner store for cigs? <--(Goooood times..)

Yep.

Ever stood outside the store asking people for money to raise for cancer :D

Yep, then went and spent it on pot.

Ever LOL'd at a terminally ill patient in a hospital?

not in his face :(

ever act like borat and get slapped for it

Very nice!

Ever ask a hot chick "How much?"

no ever killed a man... :icon_head

not slapped.

ever eat a box of croutons.

Yes, love 'em

Ever blown up a frog?

With my buttchecks Damn that was for killing a man.

No

Have you ever wrote on your bro's face while he was asleep?

No. I pured water all over his bed though.

Ever slap someone with a pancake?

Yep.

Ever had to re-paint your room, because you didn't know you were moving?

Goddamn spraypaint :[..

no

have you ever fallen off your bed while sleeping?

Yep, that's why I sleep on the floor.

Ever listen to Bad Religion, or Dead Kennedys? (Best bands ever)

Probably.

Ever listened to Killdozer?

Nope.

Ever juggle something potentially dangerous?

Yes, hatchets.

- Ever been to a prostetic store?

I can't juggle.



Ever shart during an interview?

Bah! Interviews.

Ever get a job?

Yes, hundreds of them.

Ever stick a feather in your cap
and called it macaroni?

Nope evr kick in a tv.

I refuse to comment on this subject.

Ever do a double forward flip?

Nope.

Ever gotten kicked out of school for being too high?

I'm above the influence.



Ever correctly spell antidisestablishmentarianism?

Nope, They never caught me.
Damnit! Nope don't feel like it.

Ever went to school on kilonopins?

no

ever been corn dogged or bangcocked so hard you cried?

CRYIN'S FOR PUSSIES!

Ever spit on a lightbulb and blown it up?

Obviously.....no

Ever Had a dream involving you winning a skate comp?

Nah, whenever I dream I get murdered haha.

Ever get hit by a bus?

An emotional bus containing my innermost thoughts of death and hatred... haha, no.



Ever eat a giant lolipop?

Nah.

Ever eat a cig?

By accident, yeah.

-

Ever spit our your gum and slap it away like Mr. Perfect used to do?

Nope. Ever smack someone with something heavier then 20 pounds?

uh no

ever stay up for more than 3 days?

uh no

ever stay up for more than 3 days?


Yep.

Ever eat a fetus?

TASTY FETUSES

ever pick ur nose in public and have someone look at u disgusted

TASTY FETUSES

ever pick ur nose in public and have someone look at u disgusted


Nope.

Ever yell out FUUUCK in the middle of class?

Nope.

Ever snapped your truck?

Nope.

Ever lit your board on fire and skated it?

No,

Ever put hand sanitizer on your hands and lit it with a lighter?

Yep.

Ever whacked it with hand sanitizer?

cologne

ever eat paper cuz ur hungry

No.

Ever do any of the goals in my sig?

omg i was late one

no i never whacked it with cologne

but i have with lip gloss <_<

Yes I have.

Ever just busted out laughing for no reason in a quiet room filled with a bunch of people?

Yep.

Ever got your hair litten on fire?

Yeah.

Ever yelled out to a crackhead "Got that work!"

Yes!

-

Ever yell at someone older for calling you "Hon" ?

No.


Ever call an old person "The crypt keeper"?

Haha, yea




Ever cut yourself playing with a knife?

Yep.

Ever fight in 'nam?

Nah.

Ever wait all day for the guy to show up (and he never does) ?

No.

Ever dirty sanchez'd a ho?

No :p

Ever sneeze on someone while kissing them?

no, i dont play with my turds

know what a glass bottom boat is?

I think so

Ever break a bone?

omg im always one too late -_-

yea, someone else broke it hitting my pinky

ever have to keep ur pimphand strong

Every day.

Ever eat octopus?

Nah, not into seafood.

-

Ever gone off the deep end?

Nah, I'm chill

Ever fill a blender with as many random things as you could find and make a smoothie?

Yes!

Ever finagle a bagel?

hell yes, it tasted like crazy delicious

ever steal anything really big

Depends what you consider "big"

Ever done an apple pie?

if that means fruit, yes, if it means random objects like a shoe, no

have you ever accedentaly walked in on someone on the toilet?
EDIT: ahhh im really late sorry

omg im STILL always one too late

yes ive fingered a bagel LOL

hell yes, it tasted like crazy delicious

ever steal anything really big

No.

Ever look up "parsnip" in the dictionary?

if that means fruit, yes, if it means random objects like a shoe, no

have you ever accedentaly walked in on someone on the toilet?
EDIT: ahhh im really late sorry


Yep.

Ever smacked a dog?

OMG IM STILL LATE ONE

yes ive walked into someone in bathroom, happens alot actually

ever steal something big -_- in size

Yes.

Ever wondered why this thread is so damn active?

i hate u guys lol i never post fast enough

yes

ever eaten a chocolate bar with your feet?

No.

Ever forked it over?

i dno wat that is.....so no

ever bin caught doing something "naughty"

Loads of times.

Ever become really popular in a day at school?
XD

yes but for the wrong resons

ever spilt a scolding hot drink on your lap?

I dunno :p

Ever drink 10+ cans of mountain dew in a day?

I dunno :p

Ever drink 10+ cans of mountain dew in a day?

Can't say I have.

Have you ever tried to create a movement?

Can't say I have.

Have you ever tried to create a movement?


Nah.

Ever drank 40 cans of mountain dew in a day?

40 no, 10 yes

ever had text sex lol

No haha

Ever drank two 2 liters of mountain dew in a day?

No haha

Ever drank two 2 liters of mountain dew in a day?

Nope.

Ever wonder why Sanchez is so infatuated with Mountain Dew? :icon_bigg

Not really.

Ever read a book 500 or more pages long without putting it down?

no not at all

have you ever slept more than 16 hours?

Every day, I'm on summer vacation.

Ever rock out with you c*ck out?

I dont believe i have




Ever sleep through a whole day?

I dont believe i have




Ever sleep through a whole day?

Almost

ever accidently put too much hairwax in your hair so you had to take a second shower ?

lol, ive put too much in but haven't taken the shower

ever gone to sleep and woke up in different clothes.

think i did once...but i forgot why :D

ever hurt yourself badly and been to busy to do something about it?

yes while skating

ever yoinked something from somebody?

Yeah.

Ever stop this truck and help my brother Jack, off.

No...


Ever throw a lamp?

Yeah.

Ever take on a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest?

How would your father feel about this language you've been using young man?

Yeah.

Ever take on a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest?

No.

Are you still a virgin?

That's not a have you ever question, buddy.

Should be, have you ever had sexual intercourse?

Although its not. So it don't count, bruh.

Ever sworn at your parents(not around, directed at them)?

Hahaha definitley, all the time.

Ever just got in a punch up with a family member?

My brother and my Dad

Ever played a prank on your sibling? Oh **** I gotta go do something to my step sister now ;)

Yea I guess

Ever drank so much you couldn't keep your balance in a chair?

Ah, nvm they're still up :(
No I haven't gotten drunk two that point.

Ever walked out of some woods and scared the **** out of anyone?

iv scared the **** out of somebody while we were both in the woods

have you ever overflown your toilet?

I haven't overflown the toilet, but I always have to clean it up when someone else does.

Ever kicked a rabbit?

no

ever walked in on someone?

doing what?
iv walked in on tons of people to see them reading or watchin tv or eating
but not jackin off or havin sex
if thats what your gettin at

have you ever eaten something while its still alive?

Nah

Ever decide to be a vegan?

Do you mean a virgin? And if so no I dont plan on staying a virgin :)

Ever stay out all night?

Of course -Wings-

Ever talked to a support and had trouble hearing what he/she said cause he/she had a funny accent?

Nah.

Ever have your school principal call your house, to tell your dad you're failing school, so you pick up the phone and immediately hang it up so it stops ringing?

Haha, no, my principal calls my house while I'm still at school.

Ever blamed somebody else for something big you did, and gotten away with it?

Loads of times.

Ever tried to fly?

The staff of the school phoned for my susspension. I got in more trouble doing so :(.

Ever eyed a girl/guy down and they noticed you were doing so?

Damn I was to late :( oh well

EDIT: -Wings- - Yep

dirtysanchez - No but I've jumped off tall things

Ever **** your pants when you were over 10 years of age?

Never

Ever get a shirt you thought was all that, but found out everyone thought it looked stupid.

haha no

Ever jumped out of or tried to jump into a moving car

Done it.

Ever smoked a water bong? :D

No, straightedge.

-
Ever seen a water snake?

No.

Ever decided to come over to my house and cook me breakfast?

Done it.

Ever smoked a water bong? :D

Yes, It was so much fun :icon_bong

Ever been chased by the cops?

(I was to late agian :()

Yes, It was so much fun :icon_bong

Ever been chased by the cops?

(I was to late agian :()


Yes, after smoking said water bong ahahaha.. (Last night :X)

I was riding a bike, and I wasn't paying attention so I ran into some chicks car ahahah, it was so funny.

Ever DECIDED TO COME OVER AND MAKE ME BREAKFAST!??!

Sure, but Shawn had an ortho appointment today.

Ever open your local paper and read the police notes about the cops being called out because of someone skateboarding? I did, last night.

No, thats messed up though.

Ever got mad to the point where you just threw everything you saw?

Yeah, it wasn't at my house hahaha.

Ever pass out while swimming?

No, I passed out in the shower once, though.

-

Ever been to a Methodist Church?

Nope.

Ever gotten kicked out of any church for skating?

I passed out in a hottub, but my girlfriend was there and got me out of the tub before I ended sliding down and drowning.

Ever been doing something bad and you stopped at the right time before the cops/people came? ( I have :))

god damit i suck at this game, im always to late
and yeah at this church downtown.

No, but we skate at the Catholic churchyard because nobody is ever there.

-

Ever been to an indy wrestling show?

No.

Ever done a nightmare flip?

No (Damn we all posted at the same time :|)

Ever went up to some random chicks and tried to hit on them?

No

Ever went up to some random chicks and tried to hit on them?


Yep.

Ever gotten donkey punched? :X

No.

Ever have your picture taken with Santa?

Yes, when I was like 4 lol.

Ever "LOL" in the middle of church?

yea when i was 4

have you ever opened a letter that wasnt yours and found a subscrption to playboy in it?

Goood christ you're late!
And yes.

Ever spit in someone elses mailbox?

yup=)

ever just walk up to some random mail box and knock it off the post?

No

Ever got cat poop from a bag and dumped it in someone's mailbox?

No, but I stuck deli meat in one that sat there for days...

-

Ever flipped off your boss?

My teacher, if that counts.

Ever get a mohawk when you were less then 4 years old?

No, they weren't big at the time.

Ever have a "bowl" cut?

Nope.

Ever wear a do-rag?

Yes! I had a Bud one from my drinkin' days.

-

Ever buy a sandwich from a convienent store?

Yeah

Ever down a can of anything in one gulp?

Sure thing!

Ever try to buy underage?

Yep, loads of times.

Ever eat a sponge?

Sponge cake, yep !

-

Ever hated seeing your relatives during the holidays?

Yes, every time I have to see them.

Ever give a homeless man a sandwich?

No, but spare change (what else?) when I'm Downtown from time to time.

-

Ever call a phone # listed on the bathroom wall?

Yes.

Ever piss all over a public bathroom?

Ya I did once it was hilarious!
Ever had Red Bull?

Yes.

Ever read the "I'm Back!" thread?

Edit: Here's the link.

http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=35083

i read the first 2 posts
ever take a #2 in the urnal in a public bathroom?(i got that idea from watching south park last night)

Nah.

Ever play a ukelele?

nope ever get it on with a hot chick?

Nahh, ugly ones are my type.


Ever spit in the air and catch it in your mouth?

haha nope but on my face
ever split a kea board in half

Yep.

Ever nosestall a toilet?

No.

Ever almost vomit from using a porta-potty?

hell yea

ever walk in a a toilet and find that the ****s piled up so high its over the bowl

no

ever mess with the people at Walmart?

Yeah.

Ever ponder the septic system of a skyscraper?

Yes hahah.

Ever get a swirly?

no lol

ever cockslap someone

MY NEIGHBORS DOG HHHAHAHA.

Ever get cockslapped?

no and im so very thankful

ever give yourself a swirley for fun

Nah.

Ever complain to a company only to get the free stuff (even though you never used it in the first place) ?

Yep.

Ever blow an airhorn in the middle of a store?

Yes.

Ever broken out into a wrestling match in a store?

Yep.

Ever fell off a 4 story tree?

Yes, took the wind out of me and I thought I was dead.

-

Ever throw a tempure tamtrum?

all the time to get what I want
Have you ever eaten an Ant or a Bug?

Yeah

Ever said f u c k 46 times one day?

More then that, easily.

Ever went through both your wall and a friends wall in the same day?

Close, but no.

Ever beaten a dead horse?

No

Ever ollied over a dead animal?

Yes, then came back to heelflip it minutes later.

Ever eat a dead animal?

What do you think meat is?

Where you ever considered the underdog in a contest but came and won it all?

Never been in one.

Ever eat squid?

Yep.

Ever wear a toga?

In Hawaii once, yeah.

Ever walk a mile in someone else's shoes?

Yes.

Ever walk on burning coal?

Yep!

Ever taken steroids?

Nope.

Ever been buried alive?

yes i have.

have you ever ate a peanut?

(I posted my pictionary picture)

Yep.

Ever smoked banana pot?

no

ever tried sucking your own ****?(I heard someone died trying that)

No, that would be an odd odd death.

Ever been to hai2u.com?

no. is it some sort of porn or something?

ever checked out my new pictionary post?

Not yet, but I will.

Ever been to the prom?

Nope, not gonna.

Ever kissed a toad?

nope,

ever slept all day long?

Sure!

Ever do the Electric Slide?

whats that?

ever ate metal?

no




ever walk on coal?

Yep.

Ever ate dolphin?

Nope, dolphins pwn too much.

Ever pwn a babie?

LOLRZ YES

Ever pwn Steve Irwin?

Yep :D


Ever got ****ed up by a huge hill?

by rolling down it

ever eat 10 boiled eggs in one sitting

No, I hate eggs

Ever make it rain?

make what? :)

Ever make out in the rain :D!?

no

I MAKE IT RAIN I MAKE IT RAIN CHYEAH

ever listen to fat joe

Hell no!

Ever smoke some crack?

noez



ever eat escargo?

no

ever peed in a bottle?

no

ever peed in a bottle?

For several drug tests, yes.

Ever fail a drug test?

Nope




ever eat frog legs?

I tried one and spit it back into a napkin and gagged :|


Ever eat a dog treat?

Yep, they're too dry.

Ever suscribe to OwnageKIng's youtube?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Ever own a king?

Who hasn't?

Ever own a lamp? (Much harder then owning a king, to be quite honest)

Yes cause I'm hXc and 1337.


Ever go HEY HEY HEY in the merry ol' land of Oz?

no, have you??
ever listen to Hilltop Hoods?:icon_woow

No, ever felt useless?

No, because I am perfect in every way.

Ever been called a cockrocketeer?

lol, no.

Ever laugh at Shawn?

Ya sometimes, why would you laugh at Shawn?

I'm talking about you.

Ya I know and i'm asking why people laugh at me?

Because you make threads like girl problem and complain because you cant play WoW.

lol, no.

Ever laugh at Shawn?



ROFLROFLROFLROFL YES.

Ever Laugh at Shawn some more?

Oh, and Shawn, it's because your gulliable as hell. Your "I'm back" thread made me cry. CaptainAmazing's uncle will **** you up.

Yes :D




Ever eat dogs in Korea?

No, why are we laughing at shawn,seriously?

lol ive laghed at him now...
soz but that is pretty funny.
ever eat KFC at macdonalds?

Nah.

Ever bring a cat to chinatown, then everytime you see a chinese person yell "STAY AWAY FROM MY CAT"?

No, why are we laughing at shawn,seriously?

Because you suck.

lol nooo.
ever swear at a teacher?

Yes.

Ever call your teacher a whore?

No.

Ever been a part of one of Shawn's shameless threads?

Christ, I wish.

Ever become a cat?

ye im one now...
ever been nipped by a crab?

Yes.

Ever punched a chick in the tit?

Yes.

lol.


Ever throw a shoe at someone?

noo, but they say that hurts like getting kicked in the balls
lol HVS to quick to post.
yea ive thrown my shoes.
ever eat indian food and then the next day your butt burn?

no way jose.


ever NOT laughed at shawn in one day?

yes
ever been nice to shawn?

LAWL NO

Ever growled at a baby?

ye, my sister (shes 100
ever skated reall fast into a wall?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNl63_BjjxY
this was my cousin.

Yes, except the wall was a car.

Ever blow up a building?

No sir

Ever had an STD/I? haha

Nahh.

Ever assault anyone with a uncooked turkey?

Lmao. No.

Ever bite the head off a bat?

Nah,

Ever bite the head off a penis? :icon_bunc

No.

Ever make sexy time?

Yes.

Ever cockslapped a ho?

no.

ever bite a girls tit.

no
ever put a fork in the toaster?

yes!

Ever bite a girls ass?

no i slapped it, pinched it, and punched it. Lol.



Ever get laid
?

nope

ever actually given someone a dirty sanchez?

Lol, no.

Nah, I wouldn't get poo on my finger.

Ever get arrested?