I runneded.

Ever eat 20 000 000 sandwiches?

nahh

Ever participate in a riot?

no, ever take a dump on someone?

Nah.

Ever do a "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"?

whats that?

you go to a drive thru place and order a drink, then when they give it to you, you throw it back at them.

Lol, then no.

Ever throw pickles on the windows at mcdonalds?

Edit : Yes, and the rest of the damn burger.

Ever tre flip in a burger king?

Nope.

Ever K.O. someone?

I've knocked people down. Not K.Oed them

Ever lit your friend's shoe on fire?

no,
ever set anything on fire wich isnt meant to be set on fire?

Yep.

Ever light your board on fire?

Yep.

Ever squeeze your own nipples?

no, but it would be cool if you did tricks on it while it was on fire.
lol HVS... ye coz i was dared to. it hurt
ever play reaallllyyy old songs?

Yeah.

Ever get paid to skate?

once

ever get paid for a "favor"

Nah.

Ever get smacked with a cane?

Nope.

Ever LOLOLOLOL at a hobo?

yes

ever find a hobo living in a toilet facility and then chase him out so u can take a crap in there

Nah.

Ever LOLOLOL at an old lady crossing the street as you sprinted by?

no,
ever farted.

No, but that'd be funny.

Ever knock someone over and LOLOLOL

YES LOLOLL

Ever **** slap a nun then LOLOLOOL?

I WANT TO LOLOLOL

Ever slap a ho then LOLOLOL?

YES LOLOL

Ever LOLOLO AFTER LOLOLOLING

Yes Lololol


Ever Lololol At A Rabbit After Eating Its Carot

Yes

Ever LOLOLOL all night long? Ever LOLOLOL to the tune of a song?

Yes Cause Lololol I Like To Lololol

Ever Lololol At Shawn's Pathetic Life?

LOLOL YES

Ever LOLOLOL on a bus?

YES LOLOLOL

ever LOLOLOL just cause you feel like LOLOLOLing?

KOLOLOL ALL NIGHT

Ever LOLOL at how pointless this is?

I AM RIGHT NOW LOLOLOL

ever LOLOLOL at a turkey on thanksgiving
?

LOLL YARLY

Ever LOLOLOL at a dude getting hit by a semi?

yes LOLOLLOL
ever LOLOLOLOL at a fat person who couldnt stand up?

LOLZ yes

Ever think it's time to stop LOLOLing?

Yeah

Ever lol when a school picture and the phtographer counted to three weird?

LOLOLOLOL yes i think in about now is good
ever steal from 7 11?

Yep.

Ever DONE DA SHOULDA LEANNN? (LOLOLOL)

.... say wat?

...lolol?

lol thats enough lololol i think
ever seen gooch hair?

yukk no but i want to lol joking

Ever picked ur nose and ate it haha

When I was younger




Ever date someone to boost your popularity

Nah

Ever drive a bus?

nope but i wanna so much omg its not funny

ever been rolled??

no, ever been lolled?

No.

Ever been sold?

no
ever said something completely random by mistake at a really awkard moment?

All the time!

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Ever hula-hoop?

yeah, im pro!
evergo to the movies, but go to the wrong one?

Heh, yeah! But I usually stayed and really enjoyed it.

-

Ever go to the movies by yourself?

Nope!

Ever rode a dog like a horse?

Flip ;)

Yes lol.

Ever seen/heard a ghost

YEAH! Cause I'm l33t!

Ever checked out my Ghost thread in the Off-Topic forum? It's cool!

Flip ;)

sorry flippy..no

have you ever done a really retarted dare?

Well look now then!

And yeah, I'm made out with a mirror...

Ever pwned an old person?

Flip ;)

i just saw it...im about to look

no...not that i can think of but probably

Yeah my Grandma.

Ever pwned a little kid

No.

Ever tie a tie?

For acouple of weddings

Ever went sky diving?

No, but my father has.

-

Ever object (or heard of someone objecting) at a wedding?

No. Only on movies.

Ever been to a haunted place and saw ghosts?

Yes. It's a somewhat long, but very creepy story.

-

Ever fall off the ski lift?

When I got to the top.

Ever went down a hill, then fell and the binding on your snowboard came off?

nope

have you ever fell on your snowboard and had the board stick in the ground and get that whiplash thing

Nah.

Ever jumped on the bandwagon?

nah im to cheap and lazy
ever try the noseslide a parked police car?

nope.


ever ride the gravy train?

Hell yeah!

Ever taken two steps up and one step back?

Yeah.

Ever found yourself singing Pink Floyd, money?

No

Ever wanted to suck my toes?

Yes.

Ever eat a chocolate bar you found only to realize it a piece of hardenened ****?

Yeah.

Ever face planted?

ye
ever sucked someones toe?

Nope.

Have you ever picked your nose in class then the teacher tells you to stop infront of the whole class?

Nope.

Have you ever picked your nose in class then the teacher tells you to stop infront of the whole class?

HAHA yep

Ever eaten hamburgers for breakfast?

lol not a hamburger but bacon it a muffin bun, it was actully lunch, but i hadnt eaten breakfast.
ever watched austin powers, lol i am now.

Yeah, all three of 'em

Ever had lice?

no im too fresh and too clean

ever surf here on a public computer

^Lice like clean hair ;)

Seriously, haha

Nah

Ever skated til midnight?

school one,
ever played football? (any kind)

yes, often,

ever read a womans magazine in public (doesn't count if you are a girl)

no


ever skated all day long

nope, i would get my butt kicked by my mother. i would be in deep sh*t

question: what is your favorite color?

The question is supposed to be a have you ever question, but i must answer, blue

Have you ever played with a tech deck for 3 hours non-stop?

^Dang, 45 minutes max.

Ever wanted to slap a member of the Cafe? If so, who?

Flip ;)

Guess.


Ever eat rice krispie squares?

yeah

have you ever drank toilet water out of the toilet with a straw

No, wtfz.


Ever LOLOL?

^YEAH!

Ever had a fight with an inanimate object? If so, tell the story!

Flip ;)

Yup, I've punched my lightswitch because it wasnt turning on/off right




Ever read a mag called Juxtapouz?

no

ever stepped on broken glass?

The question is supposed to be a have you ever question, but i must answer, blue

Have you ever played with a tech deck for 3 hours non-stop?


oops.... aw mann i feel like a retard now lol.

to the person that will post next:

answer Skater91 's question

yea

ever goto mcdonalds and order a whopper or the bk lounge and order a big mac?

yea

ever walk into mcdonalds and grab someone elses order sitting in that one section where they put your food

no.

have you ever moved from your house..to another house??

wtf

as in... move? what else would u move to, a box?



yes, i have, several times.

you didn't ask a question but i'll say yes because I'm wild. Ever gone to school on a holiday or though it was a holiday when it wasn't.

Yeah.

Ever told a teacher to **** off?

Nope, but I almost have countless times.


Have you ever snapped your bone so bad that it popped out of your skin?

never broke a bone before

ever go skipping down the street in the tune of the yellow brick road (wizard of oz)

never broke a bone before

ever go skipping down the street in the tune of the yellow brick road (wizard of oz)

ya...i was out of it that day.

have you ever watched the fairly odd parents marathon because you had nothing else to do...i did..lol.

marathon no, but i have watched the jimmy timmy power hour.



have you ever ran acrosss a street with your eyes closed?

Nope, I'll have to try that sometime.


Have you ever ran up and kicked some random person in the shin?

Yeah, my Dad.

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Ever take something home from a friends house (that they didn't know about?)

lol all the time

he does the same


ever fart in someones face accidentally

Nah.

Ever get banned for LOLOLing?

Not yet.

Ever go to light the candels during a church service only to almost burn the place down?

no i dont go to church

ever found out your missing a bone?

No (and we don't go to church anymore, either).

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Ever get lost in a department store?

yup, all the time, even now.

ever eaten an entire guitar?

no...how do you eat a guitar??


ever get put through a window accidently in a playful fight?

I had to think about that, but I think no.

Ever eaten rat poisoning?

nope but i ate a rat.

ever put a cigaret out on ur toungue?

No.

Ever bitten off a piece of a can and handed it to someone?

no

ever tried to help someone and then got stabbed?

Nope.


Ever pee a friend's bed?

um..no i helped people ..but never got stabbed.

ever burp in a really guiet room.

Yeah, during a meeting at work.

Ever go trick or treating without a costume?

no.
did you ever have a really good hiding spot in manhunt and then had to go toi the bathroom.

All the time.

Ever cry because a tvshow got cancelled?

That manhunt question was pretty good!

And yeah, I was really upset when South Central got cancelled. God knows why, it was only on season in like 1992. I think I just liked the grittiness and daring for showing the way life can be sometimes.

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Ever regift a regift?

yeah. not good.


Ever look around for something only to realize it was in your pocket or you were using it?

All the time!

-

Ever get the feeling there's a new way to tie your shoe laces, but nobody else told you how?

YES i had a dream bout it last nite!!

ever taken out a light bulb thats bin on for ages with ur bare hand??

Yep, just last week!

-

Ever drop something and put it back on the buffett line?

Haha yes, ever picked up/ used the wrong thing, e.g. pick up the remote when the phone rings.

yes i picked up glitter spraypaint stuff instead of deoderant..

ever played ps2 for more than 24 hours straight??

no way.

have you ever owned a sega and played sonic on it?

Yes! We donated it to a day care center. I was able to find games at a local Salvation Army.

-

Ever tilted a pinball machine?

oh yeah.

ever tasted your bushings?

no. ever kiss your board?

Yea, haha




ever tag in public?

Haha yes, ever picked up/ used the wrong thing, e.g. pick up the remote when the phone rings.

{Offtopic} Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Sorry just reminded me of it lol{/Offtopic}

No not tagged in public.

Ever devoured 27 Roast potatoes during a christmas lunch?

No, but close.

-

Ever have a fluffinutter?

...i don't know what that is.. so.. no


ever makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend in front of their parents on purpose?

...i don't know what that is.. so.. no


ever makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend in front of their parents on purpose?

HELLLZZZZ NO!

ever get caught in bed with your pet naked?

OH GOD >_<


Ever french your grandma?

Jesus, no, she was an old school drunk.

-

Ever keep pressing the evevator button with the hopes it will get there faster?

PS - A fluffinutter is a peanut butter sandwich with fluff.

lol ape u so wierd, no

ever run out of an elevator and press all of the buttons?

And proud of it, thanks!

Yes, with people screaming at me as I ran away!

-

Ever test out a new pair of sneakers by running up and down the aisles?

not yet, but good idea

ever farted in an elevator with one other person in it?

lol yea

ever stand the opposite direction and stare at everyone in a full elevator

Haha, no, but I'm going to next time!

-

Ever see someone stuck in an elevator, only to walk away when they yelled out for help?

nope, thats evil :)

ever put on ur pants backwards and didnt have time to change them and went out in them anyways?

ya..when i was in school.lol

did you ever skate a target board.that was yours.

ya..when i was in school.lol

did you ever skate a target board.that was yours.
whats a target board??

I think a board sold at Target (I didn't know they sold them, either).

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Ever pass off "funny money." ?

yea, i actually had a friend who printed 10's... i mean, i know nothing

ever pet a monkey

whats a target board??

a crap board sold at target.\
i have never pet a monkey.

have you ever ate a whole pizza.

Just now haha!

Ever wallplanted a teacher?

Flip ;)

Lol, no.


Ever eat pizza while you are typing this? Mmm Yummy.

Nope, lol.

Referring to ur avatar: Did u ever >actually< **** on the first date?

no lol, we were too fked up to get my zipper down

ever go hang out at a pub all day, yes i called it a pub. american bars are pretty the gay

Many times, during my drinkin' days.

-

Ever work at a fast food restuarant?

nope.

ever.....go to 5 skateparks i 1 day.??

Nope! Ive never been to one! Yet...

Have you ever lit a bag of dog sh!t on a door, rang and run away?

no.

Have you ever puked on somebody?

um..no...but i have picked up dog shi*t and threw it in my neigbors backyard..lol.

have you ever done backflip on a trampoline...i have.

No

Have you ever solved a rubick's cube?

no just one side.

have you ever cracked your head open?

Yes, tossed a bottle in the air and it ended up landing on the noggin.

-

Ever failed gym?

nope.



ever not go outside one day and play the "have you ever (game)" all day?

yea, nothing to do in taiwan

ever get so hungry it feels like someone gut punched u

Yes, right now.

Ever blown up a cat?

no but my friend says if you feed a bird tylonel it a'splodes.

Ever pee your pant on a long car ride cause your parents wouldnt stop?

Well, one time there was a huge snowstorm and I got more or less stranded on a major highway here in Mass. Let's put it this way...there was nowhere else to go.

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Ever look at an old picture of yourself and go "Christ, I used to dress that way!?"

Yeah from when I was 9.

Ever Do and undierun?

no

ever snorted rice?

no

have you ever watched "SK8 at 8" on Fuel TV?<<good show

Yes.

Have you ever liked what you were hearing when listening to a Paula Abdul song?

no

ever wanted to get with a girl sooo much and then totaly regretted it as soon as u did?

Heh, yes. I took her to Footloose!

-

Ever met someone who looks exactly like you do?

no, that'd be crazy tho, cos i kina stand out, 6' 5", long curly red hair, glasses and a skateboard :)

ever broken ur tailbone?

no, nut i hurt it lots.

ever totaly stuffed up something really important?

An Easter Seals charity game once, yeah!

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Ever O.D. on Xylitol?

An Easter Seals charity game once, yeah!

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Ever O.D. on Xylitol?

wtf? u can do that? xylitol is fake sugar...

ever hit on someone who looks like theyre 11 lol

not really, thank god

ever stopped and read the weird fact generator in my sig?

^ Yeah, that's pretty dammed cool! ^

Xylitol is an anti-cavity thing they've been adding to gum. We get it by the freaking crate here, so I chew all day (and haven't had a cavity in years). If you chew too much, you kind of get a stomach ache.

- Ever act like a mannequin in a department store?

^ Yeah, that's pretty dammed cool! ^

Xylitol is an anti-cavity thing they've been adding to gum. We get it by the freaking crate here, so I chew all day (and haven't had a cavity in years). If you chew too much, you kind of get a stomach ache.

- Ever act like a mannequin in a department store?

lol no

i thought xylitol was fake natural sugar, dunno how that works

but it doesnt turn into carbs directly after eating it like sugar does

ever "just kill a man"

They used to just sell it at health food stores, but now it's being added to Trident and Denteen gum. Can't hurt, I chew chew chew all day long.

-

Nah, but I've felt like it at times!

-

Ever break up a fight?

They used to just sell it at health food stores, but now it's being added to Trident and Denteen gum. Can't hurt, I chew chew chew all day long.

-

Nah, but I've felt like it at times!

-

Ever break up a fight?

yea, but then the guy tried fighting me. ended up that he was too scared cuz i was like 2x his size

ever shave ur head bald

Pretty close, a #0 on the buzzers.

-

Ever hail a cab?

Nope

Ever break more than 10 bones?

yes

have u ever biked/skated off a jump/cliff into water?

No, but that sounds fun.

Ever follow the crowd?

I used to way back when.


Ever sky dived?

No.

Have you ever corressed a goat while watching the sunrise?

man i'm weird.

umm kinda did... i guess you could say.


ever shout and rip up your paper randomly in the beginning of an exam?

No.

Ever forget to stretch before skating and pulled something?

Lol.. I never really stretch before I skate. Maybe I should start doing that more often?

Ever watch a "Reality Show" without being forced into it?

Yeah, lol.

Ever hit a pebble and eat ****?

Yep!

Ever get called on for an answer and totally forget the question?

All the time

Ever eaten too much of something, that in the middle of eating, you suddenly realize that it's completely disgusting?

not me but a friend , and i was sitting next to hinm wondering when he would realize...

ever destroyed a computer by throwing it out the window?

Yes but not quite OUT the window. i was 9 or 10 and i threw one of my primary scools laptops cause some prick in my class changed the wallpaper to "james likes to suck willy". i was tryin to hit the kid who did it but i missed him and broke the window.

Ever pied someone in the face?

No

Ever watch an entire Rachael Ray Show episode?

No but I should, I cant cook for my life..

Ever been swimming and almost drown?

Yeah, and I lived in a place with a pool in it!

-

Ever go camping?

yup...ever go on a trampoline.

I own one

ever told the most quiet person in the room to shut up?

Yeah, it was 1986 and I was in an activities meeting at work. This 400 pound women kept bringing up how much we should feed everyone at the company picnic, so I said "If she'd shut up about eating for a second, we can get on with this!"

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Ever go to an out and out chick flick?

i go see chick flicks =] it's pretty normal

ever walk up to a random person and tell them they're sexy?

All the time.

Ever been really surprised at something you did?

Idunno, cant recall doing so.

Ever had sex :D!?

Where to you think Blackjack_95 came from?

-

Ever use something from the grocery store as a phallic symbol?

Where to you think Blackjack_95 came from?

-

Ever use something from the grocery store as a phallic symbol?

lots

ever take all the bibles from a bookstore and put them under fiction

No, but I put all the cook books by the weight loss section!

-

Ever hang-dry clothes?

No, but I put all the cook books by the weight loss section!

-

Ever hang-dry clothes?

yea, my parents dont believe in a dryer, it annoys me so much

stretched out shouldermarks, and the shirts are all kinda stretched, and no longer soft

i hate it




ever eat gum cuz u were hungry

Yeah It helped end my hunger also lol

Ever woke up with a spider on the roof of your mouth?

Never that'd be gross ........


Ever farted around your girlfriend/boyfriend by mistake? {rf)

Yeah, but not by mistake haha. :D

Ever thrash something that was public property so you can skate it?

nope. i'm wicked cautious about that kinda stuff. i don't want people to yell at me.

ever get pushed or fall into a pool with your clothes on?

Yes, several times during my graduation party in '85.

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Ever stone wash your stonewash jeans?

I don't think ive ever owned a pair of stonewash jeans or even know what stonewash jeans are. so that would be a no

Have you ever did something naughty to a person while he/she was asleep (not sexually related, but could be!)

thread bump?

yes, i drew a penis on my sisters face

have you ever used a klenex as toilet paper lmao

hahahahahahahahaha, yeah..... this girl was sleeping on the floor in the back of the art room. then one of my friends started going crazy, like he never touched her, but he was doing just sick gross stuff like air humping, haha he was maybe like and inch or two away from her too. (lol just pretending) and she never woke up! it was funny

have you ever asked someone out on msn?

Not Msn but Yim. I asked countless girls out as jokes and they all said no...

ouch my self esteem...

have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex?

Yes

Have you ever fallen off a roof?

yes :( i dont want to talk about it:(... long story short lol i was skateboarding
i like this game

have you ever farted in sum 1's face

yes my dog's

have you ever thown up in your mouth, then swallowed it?

yes

have you ever peed in a cup and threw it at a truck?

nope

have you ever got suspended?

Nope

Have you ever bought opposite sex clothing?

no... im thinkin about gettin some girl pants though.. lol

have you ever made out with anyone in school

yup


have you ever sworn at a teacher

yes, it was demonstrating for a paper i wrote.

ever see a platypus?

nope

ever had the hots for a friends mom?

No

Ever slipped over a banana and fell on your ass?

Not yet mate.

Has you ever been in jail?

Yeah, but that was cause it was a day when everybody was allowed to see how a jail actually looks from the inside and all that stuff. I don't do illegal things =P

Have you ever kickflipped a bike?

Aye 2 summer's ago. I've switch heeled a bike to, but that was laying long ways on it's side.

ever got really, pissed off that you had to wait for something, and wondered why it cant just happen therwe and then.

Yeah, when I was at the doctor's for my ear and he just sat there on a chair so I was like:"Hey, can you help me? I got problems with my ear." He said:"No I'm busy." I had to wait a freaking hour before he helped me and nothing was wrong so I could go again. Wasted my afternoon there.

Have you ever been credit carded by your skateboard?

Not yet, but I'm sure it'll happen someday!

Ever sneeze at the salad bar?

Yes i did, I purposely put pepper on my nose to sneeze on this douches salad. He cut me in line. That pretty much made my day.

Have you ever had diarrhea in your pants and had to walk home?

uuh no

ever umm fell in a lake,


that was a crap one

no.

ever fell through ice?

I guess you could call it that.the teacher took us on a field trip and told us not to get in the lake.ANd I ACCIDENTLY took my shoes off to get rocks out of my shoes and fell in.IN other words I jumped in lol.


have you ever taped a peice of metal to the bottom of your shoe and walked around school in the hall ways?IT makes a loud sound.lol

no but imma do that tommrow..
have you ever swallowed two tablespoons of cinnomin?

teachers love it lol..

no I have not,


have you ever took food off someones tray at lunch and started eating it with out asking if you can have it?>

yes

have you ever thrown something at one of your teachers?

^Yeah, in 7th grade, but it was a class prank, she took it well ^

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Ever see a teacher out of school and think "Wow, they have a life afterall."

yep, i have lots of times.


ever fancied a teacher?

yes

have you ever thrown something at one of your teachers?


My math teacher actually allowed us to throw an eraser at him when he got an answer wrong. That was fun... He was the best math teacher ever... Now I'm in 9th grade :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

and no, but a student teacher! god she was hizotttttt

I can't believe i said hizott...

YES! I DO THAT ALL THE TIMoh wait, you didnt type a question.

Hae you ever salsa danced with a coconut in the rain?

ummmm no.

have you ever gone to kiss a bf/gf/ and bumped heads? lol

I have to say I haven't by my girlfriend (if i had one :() but this girl kissed me on the lips once and bumped my head the first try... I didn't even know her.. she was in my school...

uhm have you ever did that trick by tapping a dudes finger in warm water making then pee

welll.. i TRIED with a few friends. he ended up knocking the glass over while having a dream. mission failed.

ever run around on campus naked?

......not on campus..............i WAS in middle school

jk

have you ever kicked someones face

^I kicked my sister in the head once during a fight, I was about 8 at the time^

Ever get yelled at for kicking your sister?