i dont have a sister. but it's a yes for my brother.

ever seen how much food you can stuff in your mouth at one time?

Yea, It was with skittles, I think it was about 2/3s of the bag.... God I had a toothache that night, as well as nothing tasted right for about 2 weeks.

Have you ever thought about doing something naughty to your friend?

my friend thats a girl, yeah >: D


ever eaten a ag of popcorn in 2 minutes?

This is not apart of the thread but, what happened to miss_bethany?

yes.. i ate 3 bags in 30minutes before..they are causing sometype of lung problems so i stoped

have you ever fell asleep on a bart/train/bus and went to the "end of the line"?

no...

have you ever make fun of someone because they came out of the closet?

Nope.




Every felt dirty for posting in a bad thread?

um no not really


have u ever done something so wrong that just keeping itside kills u

No

Have you ever tried to eat someone?

no

have you ever eaten a whole pizza?

Yes, but it was a small cheese.

-

Ever actually slipped on a bananna peel?

no

ever hit someone in the face with a snowball?

Yes!

-

Ever hail a cab?

Yes.

Ever eat a smore pie from walmart?

No.

-

Ever dig through the $5.00 DVD bin at Walmart looking for something decent?

Yes

Have you ever thrown boxes of condoms into temporaraly lost carts so when people check out theres a surprise?

^ We used to do that all the time with an entire supermarket ^

--

Ever look at some else's cart and go "God! You eat that?!"

No, but I should :)

Have you ever gone cow tipping?

No, but...

Have you ever driven by a cow and yelled "Mooooo!!!!"

Yes,


Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Have you ever needed someone so bad you can't sleep at night?

^ Well, yeah. I mean, I've been emotional about people from time to time. ^

- Ever caught your finger in one of those quarter gumball machines?

Yes, I tried to steal the gumball.

Ever ripped of a coke machine?

yeah.

ever given a reach around to a spidermonkey in a hot tub?

Not yet.

Ever stayed up all night for no reason at all?

not for no reason.

ever smash food into somebody's face?

Yes, into a cake it was ffunny.

Ever eaten something after your face has been smashed into it?

yes i have...

have you ever gotten ur pencil in class and do finger tre flips?

Yes

Ever worn pants so tight they cut of your circulation?

^ Well, yeah. I mean, I've been emotional about people from time to time. ^



Haha, its this song that came on the radio, didnt mean for it to seem like that

Jeez! I knew that was too deep to be posted here.

^Ever make a 40 year old amature skateboard restorer feel like a goof? ^

Jeez! I knew that was too deep to be posted here.

^Ever make a 40 year old amature skateboard restorer feel like a goof? ^
nope...


ever slit anyone's tires?

no
ever frontside flip a two stair?
(bragging)

^Not yet ^

- Have you ever gotten up to go to you Saturday job? (which is what I'm about to do...)

no i haven't

have you ever stolen something?

Yes, a pencil from a girl who put Tipp-ex pen remover in my hair.

Ever put chewing gum in someones hair so they had to cut their hair off?

Yes, a pencil from a girl who put Tipp-ex pen remover in my hair.

Ever put chewing gum in someones hair so they had to cut their hair off?
tip ex is called white-out in english i believe...

anyway, no i didnt...

have you ever bailed hard just because you didnt think of the physical possibility of a trick/gap before you did it?( i did that today... gosh i felt stupid after realizing it haha)

lol yes.

have you ever eaten a wisper gold and a rolo yoghurt?

Nope.
Have you ever ordered something at a store and then left to not come back?

nope...



have you ever drank so many red bulls u starts spazzin?

I've drank enough Monsters for me to do that.

Have you ever tried a drop or stair, and bail on it and think it was a big drop. But when you land it - it doesn't seem big at all.

BUMP!

no

have you ever flown in the ROFLcopter?

no, but i hope to, even though i dont know what it is...


have you ever highfived someone so hard it hurt?

oh yea...

ever barrel rofled?

edit: damit u beat me to it...


yea i have...

of course

prank called a Chinese restaurant while drinking chocolate milk completely naked singing the theme song to 7th heaven?

maybe

downloaded the new vox vid?

maybe

downloaded the new vox vid?

No

EVER seen a lolrous.

Unfortunately not.

Ever pinched a girl you like's nipples, mistaking her for your best friend?

well this one tim........................no of course not...........



have you ever ran into a wall, and not like slow down and brace yourself, have you ever gone full force and didnt slow down and just smacked yourself into it

yes i have
have you ever
told somebody that as soon as the class went quiet you would yell something random like "get outa town" only for the class to instantly become silent
i did it this week

Nope. I just do it for fun.

Ever tried to kickflip over a tenis court net and face plant?

ofc not.

Ever nosecracker-ed 5+stairs?

no

ever tripped on stairs in a really public place?

yep

ever got laces caught in an escalator

nope, atleast not that i can think of

ever tried doing tricks at home without skate( just feet moving like a kickflip) and falling?

id get it....but probally

have u ever been told me me at the flag pole and went there and he/she never showed up? ( so it was a joke )

ummm, no?

have you ever laughed at a fat person

yep at my friend , like everyday

ever drank salad dressing?

on occasion

been to your home country?

no i was born in germany on a u.s air force base

have u ever stolen stuff from a store?

umm yeah

have u ever jumped off a cliff? (into water)

Of course ^^ I've jumped off a cliff without water.... It was awesome. Although a very small cliff :D.

Have you ever screamed out something extremely random. I.E *I like porn* in class during an awkward silence?

My friend has in french class. But he was also dry humping the table.

i screamed " NO KRIS (MY SISTER) I WILL NOT MAKEOUT WITH YOU!!"

have you ever gone to court

No, but there has been times when I was susposed to go to court, but I skipped, so the cops came and busted in my door.

Have u ever had sex with an Asion chick? lol

Nah, I havent actually..

Have you ever screamed something out to a girl teacher like " GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, MAKE ME A SANDWICH, AND STHU!" while she is yelling at you ? ( I did this like.. 2 days ago.. haha )

lol no too rude

have u ever had sex on a playground tunnel

No and I bet you haven't.

Ever drink orange vodka?

no but sounds good
and no i havnt

and
hav you ever yelled at ur teacher

Yes

Ever went in the opposite sex's bathroom?

twice.

have you ever killed a man?

yes.

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Dude seriously!? Who have you killed.

Lol.

Yeah, why not, they're made from.. stuff. Thats not animals

No vegetarians make a big deal about how eating animals is wrong and how they have every right we have.

why do people waste there lifes on mmrpg games?

Because it's fun to mess with people and jack their **** then watch them get pissed off and you have a nice laugh. (personal experience though I don't spend lifetimes)

Have you ever smelled odd parts of your body just to know what it smelled like?

On the daily, just to smell the ongoing variation.

Have you ever put your finger up someone elses nostril? Believe me, it's way more fun than people make it out to be.

a, maybe when I was half XD

Have you ever skated when youre drunk? (yeah, thats cool! I credit carded like every half minute - didnt hurt! atleast until the morning)

Yes. I kept falling setting up for a fakie 360 flip.

Have you ever gone to NYC?

I lived there for a year when I was 6 (:

have you ever tried to ollie over your gf? (no)

No, but I've ollied my sister before!

She freaked out when she realized my tail landed about 2 inches away from her face.

Have you ever.. died.. thats a good one.

on occasion

ever skated with jerry hsu? i have

no, LMFAO!!! "on occasion"


have you ever kicked your own balls

No, my feet can't reach my balls.
Have you ever drank paint? (mixed with milk and pepper if you like)

haha. no. ofcourse not.

hoho, thats a good one! have you ever drank sperm? (waiting for some girls XD)

BUMP! no.

have you ever bumped athread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread just to ask people if they ever bumped a thread....

yes, ahah

have you ever eaten feces? ( of any specimen )

well............this one time in band camp..............

no


have you ever been curb stopmed

No, not yet.

Have you ever thrown up off the side of a large building?

yes.

ever said yes to soemthing ridiculous?

yes, i just read your user title out loud

have you ever came home from school or work, sat down and cried until your eyes hurt because you've just taken a gander at how pathetic your own existence is?

beat me to it...
no.

have you ever hit your mom?

No. She would kick my ass.

Have you seen my new trick? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVOWH15zJ68)

yeah, i've been around that block a few times


have you ever tried something so pointless like tre flip a 20 stair

no


have you ever accedently slapped a girl lol

no, but my ass? yes.

ever snorted kitty litter?

sorry can't say i have
ever had an animal fart in your face?

my puppy did.


have you ever knocked someone out in one punch

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you hit an old person with a flying bat?

no

have you ever been arested?

Nope,
Have you ever ate waffles with ketchup?

nope.

have you ever died

lol don't think so
have you ever tried to commit suicide?

Yes. Twice.

Have you ever died INSIDE?

ocasionaly

have you ever been bored

Yes alot

Have you ever laughed so much watching southpark?

hell yeah, and family guy
have you ever got so mad at a game you started throwing and smashing things?

Yes!! I hate those games. Why would you make a game taht you can't win? GRRRRRRRRR

Have you ever had sex?

bingo! bango! bongo!
nope

ever she an old drunk ladys tit?
i have it was old and wrinklely...=[

no but i saw your moms bwhahahaha
-yea that was kinda gay-

ever thorw a closed can of soda at someone

Yes.
Have you ever killed a panda?

No.
Have you ever accidently hit a squirril with a golf ball?

accident? pshhh No! Now trying is a diffrent story........just kidding

Have you ever ate a hot pocket and afterwards been like....."hmmm i'm glad i ate that"

Nearly
Have you ever killed an alien?

yes 3 were in my backyard

have you ever asked for a high five from a stranger?

YES,and after they do it say gave you canser and walk away

accident? pshhh No! Now trying is a diffrent story........just kidding

lol! I knew somebody'd say that!!!

High 5 from a stranger? Can't say I have.

Ever meet escapees from a mental institution? (Yes, it's true. It happened to me once!!!)

YES,and after they do it say gave you canser and walk away
Lol! I'm gonna try that next time.

no i dont think i hav met some1 like that

ever called your dad a man hoe?

No i don not recall anything like that

ever stabbed a hooker

occasionally.

ever take a picture of you with your friend's penis in your mouth when he's sleeping then when you show the picture to your other friends you say the sleeping friend is gay but your friends tell you that you are the one who is gay and your Jew friend tells you the only way to reverse from being gay is to get a picture of him with your penis in his mouth so you do it and his dad walks in and then he gets sent away to a bicurious camp to "pray the gay away" and then you lose the picture and think the Jew has it so you try and beat him by showing it to the class first to take away his last laugh but then your mom gives you a message that she found the picture under your desk but you got this after you showed the picture?

Yeah, twice

most embressing days of my life

have you ever had intercorse with an apple pie

occasionally.

ever take a picture of you with your friend's penis in your mouth when he's sleeping then when you show the picture to your other friends you say the sleeping friend is gay but your friends tell you that you are the one who is gay and your Jew friend tells you the only way to reverse from being gay is to get a picture of him with your penis in his mouth so you do it and his dad walks in and then he gets sent away to a bicurious camp to "pray the gay away" and then you lose the picture and think the Jew has it so you try and beat him by showing it to the class first to take away his last laugh but then your mom gives you a message that she found the picture under your desk but you got this after you showed the picture?

I LOVE SOUTHPARK!

Yeah, twice

most embressing days of my life

have you ever had intercorse with an apple pie


yes, but that was a lonely time of my life and would like to put it behind me

have you ever seen my new avatar lol

yea
have you ever had intercoarse with a skateboard?

no...at least not yet :P



have you ever yelled penis in the middle of a class?

only every 3 mins or so

have you ever played the have you ever game?

yes have you ever asked a girl if she wants to have sex tonight in front of the teacher?

i did have rough sex with a girl right in fornt of my teacher

have you ever thought i was lying?

Ya. lol.

Have you ever had my momma?

No,but your mom has had me BAM!!!!

have you ever not has his mom

no i have his mom all the time.

have you ever tried to have intercourse with something you knew you couldn't have intercourse with?

uhm yea.... It was with a shampoo bottle, I guess my thing was a bit to big , theres a lot of sex talk goin on here

Have you ever farted in a public area with a crowd around you? and did it smell?

yes, and yes, it was one of those rotten egg farts

have you ever posted in a have you ever game?

no XD

have you ever tried to split your vains? O:

Nah im depressed but im not like that

have you ever seen me post in other threads?

probably, so, yes

Have you ever touched another man's crotch by accident?

No, but I shot a guy in the crotch with a airsoft gun. He had it coming.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

i have had no job hahaha
so no

have you ever farted and burped at the same time

yeah. i had a heartattack of awesomness afterwards.

have you ever eaten a fresh jalapeno pepper?

nah
have you ever been credit carded so bad you ran three blocks spewing profanities and crying (i have)

actually not :$ but I once credit carded so bad I feel asleep XD for 2 minutes I think I just couldnt move

have you ever lost your mind?

yeah, but only after reading your crazy a** posts

have you ever thoguht to yourself why am i playing a have you ever game

Yep!

Have you ever had the suicide prevention hotline people put you on hold?

lol no, but that'd suck i guess...

ever burped and brethed in at the same time? (it hurts, or feels weird, depends on the timing)

No, but I sneezed about 17 times in a row early Saturday morning. It was kind of freaky.

Have you ever picked up the phone to call someone, only to have that exact person already on the other end?

Yes.

Have you ever been potato-peeled by a loose screw in a ramp?

No, but I fell off the half pipe once and I wasn't even on my board.

Have you ever bought someone off of Craigslist?

No
have you ever thoguht of pushing people off really high cliffs

yea
have you ever wanted to make a have you ever game but realized people would use lame searchbar jokes?

no, have you ever farted in a dogs face

yeah

have you ever learn how to use the searchbar


bwhahahahaha

ohhhh hahhaha got beat to it

so Yeah i fated in a dogs face
and my qustion still stands

Ya.

Have you ever been knocked out?

no
have you ever farted in your brother's cereal and waited till after he ate it to tell him you farted in his cereal?

No, he would kill me.

Have you ever gotten a ticket for skating?

Skating = no. Speeding = yes.

Have you ever barked up the wrong tree?

yes. it was a seeder tree, and i shouldn't have barked up it.

have you ever dialed 911 for no reason.

nope.


ever slapped a cat with a pancake?

nope.

sister? yes. a little trick i call pancake slap to arm slug

have you ever bare butt farted in someones face while they were awake?

nope, he moved out the way. it was really like the matrix, the lean back head to ground touch to dodge it.

have you ever been at skaterscafe at school/work

All the time (work, that is).

Have you ever signed a questbook with a funny name? Like L.H. Oswald of Dallas, TX. or Fred Kruger of Elm St.

no
ever eaten 3 full pizzas in one day?

Umm. Ive eaten three full small pizzas. The kind made to serve one.

Have you ever tasted your own pee?

ew, no ....;) loljk


have you ever triple kickflipped

Noo.. Lol.


Have you ever got a concusion?

Ninja Edit: I was supposed to be for Skatemore but works the same for Derrick ha..

Noo.. Lol.


Have you ever got a concusion?
Twice faceplanting a wakeboard and running my dirtbike into a tree during a trail race with my buddies :P

Have you ever played a guitar?

Sure do. Own 3 electrics, meh. But I'm not going to name all the old equipment.



Eversaw someone die?

I saw 2,500 people die on national TV live on 9/11/2001

Ever NOT been intoxicated in any way shape or form?

Yes =PPPP

Ever seen someone (or uself) knockout a cop ?

no but i wish i could,
Have you ever pooped down the chimney on christmas eve

all day baby

ever stuck it to "the man"

yeah i told a cop one time and he left me alone.

have you ever fell down a flight of stairs not skateboarding.(i have it hurts.)

yeah when i was a little baby lol.

have you ever kissed a woman!

yeah
have you ever fallen out of bed in your sleep.

yes haha, alot.
have you ever had sexual fantasies about a teacher?

Just once, don't judge me. :P

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

Sorry Simple Plan haters, I just had to do that.

yes all the time everyday

have your ever though swordsmen needs to masterbate to use up some free time insted of spending it all here

No, I'm too inconsistant on these boards.

Have you ever been really jacked about seeing a movie, only to have it blow?

Yeah, i hate that with Video games

have you ever bought a complete and have the king pin fall off a truck

No, but I've seen people with them snapped right off.

Ever meet someone famous and suddenly realize that you nothing to say?

no


have you ever tre flipped a 3 set.....like i did lol

no lol.
have you ever tripped over your own feet in a public place.(my friend did that lol)

yes lol.


have you ever sacked yourself?

yes so many times
Have you ever blown soda out of your nose.

Yes, in 8th grade.

Ever hit golfballs into the ocean?

no, sounds fun though.



ever been suspended,got a detention, or had to come on an inservice/weeekend for a detention, which im doing right now, its a **** inservice and im at school

ive goten detention
have you ever said something you thought was smart to someoe and then relise you made no sense whatsoever.

all the time, have you ever posted after someone else and looked like a fool

Haven't we all?

Ever modify a shaving creme can with an aerosol tip?

nope.



ever skinny dip?

Yep.

Ever Skinny-Ski?

no lol.


ever skinny ski?

Nah.

Ever been to a flea market?

Yeah, it was like, 7-8 years ago though. I don't remember it much.

Have you ever gotten stung by a bee?

no. only a wasp i cryed LMFAO!


ever sacked a dog

As in tackled? Yeah!

Ever played Gorf?

As in tackled? Yeah!

Ever played Gorf?


no, as in kicking it in the balls

hmmm no qustion so i will ask one

have you ever wonder why i just bumped this old thread?

hmmm no qustion so i will ask one

have you ever wonder why i just bumped this old thread?
no

do you wonder why i replied?

no

Have u ever fantasized of having sex with a chinese girl?

who hasn't??

have you ever hugged someone on accident thinking it was someone else?

who hasn't??

have you ever hugged someone on accident thinking it was someone else?

Yeah! lol.

Have you ever seriously injured someone?

yes
have you ever shooped da whoop?

Don't think so.


Have you ever gotten suspended?

no way. though i did get kicked out of school for beating some kid up. i only left that that day tho


have you ever snuck out of your house to go somewhere?

no i live in the middle of no were so i cant go anywhere without a car

have you ever gotten in a car crash?

Never

Have you ever been kicked in your testicles?

Yeah, by a girl who was mad at me for rejecting her.

Lol.

^^You forgot to ask a question.

have you ever been kidnapped?

By my friends.

Ever been to a professional sporting event?

no. My dad has.

have you ever drank alcohol before you were 21? (im not a cop)

yes sir.

have you ever watched t3h pr0n?

No, I'm as pure as the snow is white. As clean as my Mr.Clean dish detergent, as silent as a mouse when I'm touching myself while I watch "t3h pr0n"

Have you ever thought about violently murdering someone?

Yes, hahahahah

Have you ever walked out of your house with your slippers on without realising?

uhhhh yes...

Have you ever eaten and thrown up on purpose to not gain weight?

uhhhh yes...

Have you ever eaten and thrown up on purpose to not gain weight?

.. no, this now sounds more like those teen help lines "am i bulimic"


Ever noticed a lump on your testicle???

nope


have you ever had goose bumps on your nipple?

Yea when it's really cold outside. It's usually only one

^^Ask a question..?

have you ever skateboarded naked?
:)

Nope, but close to it.



Have you ever told off your princiable?

no.


ever molsted a child
?

no and i nvr intend to

hav u ever bs tail el toro?

yes, yes i have.

have you ever done drugs

no.

ever gotten your friend in trouble at his house for going somewhere he wasnt supposed to go and he went with you so you wouldn't get lost?

hahaha, nope,

have you ever heard the band sinking ships!!!???

if i understood the question then i would answer it.

how bout i answer the drugs one. yes, yes i have done drugs.



have you ever seen another man's ****?

yepp. not like.... in a gross way... but i have a baby nephew. and we have swimming class in school... im not a perv. lol.

have you ever gotten in a fight?

if i understood the question then i would answer it.

how bout i answer the drugs one. yes, yes i have done drugs.



have you ever seen another man's ****?

Only in Porn.

But your probably talking about Real life, lol.

No to in real life though.

Ever had sex?

yes. only like 3


Ever like attacked your teacher? Like they made you mad so you like drop kicked them or something? Hit em with a text book?

ROFL! I was replying to mr. awesome. not dgkskater

yes. only like 3


Ever like attacked your teacher? Like they made you mad so you like drop kicked them or something? Hit em with a text book?

ROFL! I was replying to mr. awesome. not dgkskater

Huh? what do you mean, "Yes. only like 3"?

Nope, can't say that I have. But i've thrown text books across the classroom.

Ever went up to a girl and said "I wanna bang you."?

no. lol.
only been in like 3 fights.

ever told a teacher you wanted to marry them?

hahaha, no d000d.

ever poo'd yo pants while skating

no. lol.
only been in like 3 fights.

ever told a teacher you wanted to marry them?

no

have you ever fingered a cat?

no...
have you ever said no when the barber asked you if you like your hair after they cut it?

yes my parents made me get a trim and i told them to take off like half an inch and they took off about 3 inches. i was so steamed.

have you ever played pump paintball (the best)?

no i haven't


ever had to hide a boner in public?

yes.

ever pewpt on a kitty

only on the weekends.

ever gave a random person on the street money? more than like 5 bucks..

Hobos

Ever slapped a girl in the *** for no reason?

haha, kinda, not really... idk long story.

have you ever eaten toast

No

Have you ever been so hyped up that you just started acting like a dog and sniffing peoples asses and crotches?

yea..

Ever told your friend he has a sexy mom?

lol....Im replyng to mr. awesomes post not valiance

does telling your friend you wanna bang his mom count?? then yes

have you ever felt awkward when you peed in a public urinal with a bigger man peeing next to you?

Yea, well not really when they are bigger just when it's someone that is a lot older. Idk why I just do.

Have you ever had a contest to see who can take the longest piss?

lol no

have u ever walked through a room and it was more like the room passed around u? (song by the offspring lol)

i dont know what you are trying to say

have you ever jerked off so hard your sperm cried

no...

Have you ever ran a red light in front of a cop?

no i cant even drive

have you watched 2 girls 1 cup =P

i dont know if that was in this i didnt read everything

i don't drive, so no

have you ever shaved your hair where the sun don't shine?"

edit::
yes i have seen 2 girls one cup, let us never speak of it again......ever......

Nope. LOL.

Have you ever gotten pissed off with your computer, punched the monitor and then realised how dumb you were because it hurts like ****?

too many times...

have you ever expressed any emotion in an elevator full of strangers?

Yes, when I was on the phone with my ex. 'nuff said.

Have you ever purchased a baby seal?