nah, too expensive

have you ever cheated on a big test?

NO i havn't
Have you ever spanked a monkey?

Nope. I don't even think I've seen a monkey other than in pictures.
Have you ever killed your mom??

yes i have, i travel through universums and kill all my moms.

have you ever drank goat milk out of an elephants thong?

can't say i have
have you jerked off you dog until he got a red rocket

i thought this was supposed to be relatively clean? w/e. no have you ever woke up in cold sweat?

yea, cuz Ithaca has the weirdest weather where you fall asleep in a desert and wake up in a blizzard.

have you ever bumped into a girl's boobs?

on purpose or accident? yes both ways.

ever been in snow. (some people haven't)

Yes its snowed out today
HAve you ever Touched a ryno?

no

have u ever thrown your cell phone so hard it broke?

YEs i can say i have while i was skating
Have you ever Slapped a chick?

Yeah my girlfriend but it was just playing around. Never to hurt a girl.

You ever got hurt skateboarding trying to show off for friends? girls?

Yeah my girlfriend but it was just playing around. Never to hurt a girl.

You ever got hurt skateboarding trying to show off for friends? girls?

For girls yeah, but not for friends.

Ever punched a female?

On accident. :[ lol she was my friend I felt really bad. it was in the face too. :[ she was like why did you punch me? i was like my friend shoved me or something, he really didd.

ever gotten kicked out of a sporting even from arguing with the ref/ump or whatever?

got kicked out of hockey all together cuz i was fighting to much



ever masterbated :P

got kicked out of hockey all together cuz i was fighting to much



ever masterbated :P

Who hasn't?

Ever masturbated to a guys picture? LOL.

got kicked out of hockey all together cuz i was fighting to much

lol. I played when i was like 7-9. If I played now or last year i'd get in ALOT of fights i bet.

to answer derrick,

only to my own picture ;)


have you ever got caught jerking it ??

to answer derrick,

only to my own picture ;)


have you ever got caught jerking it ??

yes

have u ever watched gay porn?

no and i dont intend to

have you ever eaten a chipmunk?

no, and how about we ask some questions that aren't completely retarded please

now,

have you ever kicked Shaq square in the nuts?

6993 time a day.


ever shat on a turtle?

....no

ever shot a deer?

never even fired a real fire arm


ever staple your hand/finger/body part?

yea my finer at school once

ever you ever kissed you cats cornhole

.....no why do you ppl think of these things?

have u ever jumped of your roof?

Yep. I used to jump off my roof all the time when i was a kid..

Have you ever done a back flip...?

Yep. I used to jump off my roof all the time when i was a kid..

Have you ever done a back flip...?

Yeah, in a bounce house. :)

Ever landed a Tre-Flip?

once or twice, yes, all others were 270 and extremely crappy

ever thought one of your friend's mom was hot?

Yes, and I told him so. He's a good freind!

Ever eaten straight wasabi?

fo sho!


have you ever tapped a girl and blamed it to someone else succesfully?

nope..

Have you ever seen two dogs banging each other?

amm...actually no haha

have you ever skated pantless?

Yes is skated with shorts on
Have you ever farted and nailed it on someone else

rarely, im usually one to be proud

ever had a pet with a human name (the best names)

(my ambition is to get a kitten named neville)

i got a dog named sophie does that count?


ever farted so hard you shat yourself?

no

ever seen your mother naked?

ehh no dude, maybe when i was born tho.

ever smoked weed?

no

ever gone snowboarding?

No

Have you ever eaten a worm...?

only gummy worms haha

ever make out with some chick you didn't really know?

hell yeah

have you ever eat pie naked with a flaming kitteh on your head ?

cant say i've eated pie naked
and i'm allergic to cats
so i'll say no
hah

have you ever went a whole day of skating barefoot?

no, that would hurt like hell, unless you didn't do any tricks


have you ever called your teacher "mom"?

yes considering my teacher is my mom.

have you ever farted longer then 10 seconds?

Wtf haha nope seems itd hurt or you'd crap your pants.

Have you ever dropped something important in the toilet after you've used it but before flushing, and had to snag it out haha

Wtf haha nope seems itd hurt or you'd crap your pants.

Have you ever dropped something important in the toilet after you've used it but before flushing, and had to snag it out haha

Nope.

Ever drank alcohol before the age of 14?

Yep, it wasn't pretty!

Ever checked out or hit on a teacher?

all the time, haha not


ahhh have you thought of doing stuff on your parents bed?

eww um no.

Ever worked with or associated with organized crime?

My uncle was in the Irish mob.

Have you ever pooped so long your legs go numb?

yeah.. a few times.

ever been caught choking the gopher

yeah.. a few times.

ever been caught choking the gopher

already been asked by myself

"have you ever got caught jerking it ??"

but to answer, no


have you ever laughed at something that wasn't really funny and everyone just stared at you?

yeah, im a humorous guy

have you ever truck****ed an officer/security/rent-a-cop?

no

have you ever broken a bone?

yep

ever sat down and sersiously watched oprah/dr. phil?

Yes. Sadly.

Have you ever done any drugs?

Yes. Sadly.

Have you ever done any drugs?

Nope. :icon_bigg

Ever went down a slide on your skateboard? haha I have..

..kinda we took it off the wood thing and put if from my friends kitchen door and skated it lol so yes

ever skim boarded?

yea its fun

have you ever been in a limo?

yep, twice. one for some reason i forgot and another for my friend's bar mitzvah

have you ever barfed in public?

yep, twice. one for some reason i forgot and another for my friend's bar mitzvah

have you ever barfed in public?

Only on days that end in y. Usually after my cigarette filter breaks and i smoke it filterless.

Have you ever shaved only the top half of your pubes and left the ball hair? Called the Abe Lincoln.

no

Have u ever fantasized of fat chicks?

sorry , no..it just odd..

Have you ever watched BME Pain olympics without feeling dizzy and not wanting to barf?

no

have you ever gotin a swirly

no sir

have you ever thought Ashlee Tisdale is smoking hoooot?

no idea who it is so no

have u ever crashed into a snowbank? (just happened to my =))

Yes i think i probably have.

Have you ever had someone shout at you through a megaphone right next to your ear?

Nope, but I think I did through an amp a few times, with the occasional feedback in the ear too.





Have you ever broke something of someones that was important or big (computer, ipod etc) and not tell them? By accident that is.

ummm i dont think soo


Ever bought a habbitat boared?

Nope

Ever spit in someone else's drink?

yep.

ever ta7k3d lyk3 this 1n r3al lyf3? l0l0ll0l!1!!!!!!1!!1!shift!111!lame!

no

ever thought yor grandma was hott?

eww no lol

have you ever tried/did c*ck slap someone?

yes i have my friends little bro almost had a lawsuite lol

well i did have a pretty serious relationship........


have you ever farted in an elevator and played it off as nothing happened?

yep, it was great. twice actually :)

have you ever beat your meat in class?