Simply answer the question above and ask your own 'Have you ever...' question.

If you're answer's a 'yes', feel free to expand and explain.

If it's a 'no', feel free to expand and explain.

Let's try to keep it relatively clean.


Have you ever eaten sprinkles straight out of the container?

No I dont think so....

HAve you ever ate a waffle

yes

have you ever farted and successfully blamed it on the person next to you?

yes


Have u ever went to ISS

Whats ISS, no i gugess.

Have you ever gotten high?

not drug hihg but high in the air yes

have u ever been to kona skatepark?

can't say that i have.

Have you ever walked up to a man while you were in a cigar costume and asked him for a light?

no... i don't think many people have

Have you ever screamed out random things in the movie theaters?

no... i don't think many people have

Have you ever screamed out random things in the movie theaters?
no, I try to avoid being a prick whenever I can.

have you ever walked into the opposite gender's restroom?

yes, someone was already in the mens room

have you ever put toothpaste on your eyelids? ...it burns

Half step in before I realized what I was doing. Also got pushed into one once.

Have you ever eaten a full box of Girl Scout Cookies in one sitting?

EDIT: Too late. No I have never put toothpaste on my eyelids, haha.

Yes. I like the caramael ones. No I am not fat, I just was hungry :icon_drib

Have you ever beat up someone hardcore?

No... because that's an odd thing to do

Have you ever been to disney land :icon_bigg

No... because that's an odd thing to do

Have you ever been to disney land :icon_bigg
How is that odd?

How is that odd?

I cannot imagine a reason for a Teen to "really" beat someone up. A smack or two is in your nature, but to really beat someone up brutally. I can't see it..

No, I have never been to Disney land.. :(


Have you ever had a homosexual fantasy..? :icon_smil

I cannot imagine a reason for a Teen to "really" beat someone up. A smack or two is in your nature, but to really beat someone up brutally. I can't see it..

No, I have never been to Disney land.. :(


Have you ever had a homosexual fantasy..? :icon_smil
Well yeah I never brutally beat someone up. But you could give a couple good punches so the kid is on the groind . I have done that.

No I have never had a homosexual fantasy.

Have you ever thrown up on somebody?

Well yeah I never brutally beat someone up. But you could give a couple good punches so the kid is on the groind . I have done that.

No I have never had a homosexual fantasy.

Have you ever thrown up on somebody?

Nope...
But I have spit water out on the guy I liked accidentaly.

Have you ever ran through Wal Mart playing Jedi's with your friends with light sabers?

nope, have you ever been to el toro (the stairs, not rollercoaster lol)

No,


Have you ever put a condom box in random shopping carts at walmart lol

no

have you ever been to a country concert and hardcore danced?

never been to a concert.

ever sneezed while eating/drinking something and had it come out your nose?

Yea my sister told me a joke and a bunch of soup came out of my nose (its disgusting)

Have you ever eaten a burrito and a day later you had diarrhea?

No,


Have you ever put a condom box in random shopping carts at walmart lol
That is a really good joke. i oughta do it sometime.

Nope.

Have you ever found more then $20 on the ground before? (I found $50 once :D)

no i found a 5.

have u ever got into a fight.(phisaclly u know punching and stuff)

kinda... with my friends we fist fight for fun..

have you ever thought in a perverse way about a teacher.

considering I'm homeschooled, HELL NO.

ever been shot with a BB gun? (Ricochets count.)

yes


ever skated a pool

Yes.

Ever punched someone because they stole something of yours (hey, I'm protective over my hats)?

~Necro

yup b/c someone stole my hat toooo.lol and my music



ever sat on ur computer

Nope, but I had my Dean of Students pick my laptop up by the screen and crush it. I was so pissed.

Ever told your teacher to go do something inappropriate (ex: "**** off", "go **** yourself," etc.)

~Necro

What did u do about that?DId htey have to get u a new onbe or did u go buy one with all that cash u got :icon_wink jk

no not really not i can remember



ever eaten a worm

no.

ever hit yourself on the crossbar of a bike?

no.

ever hit yourself on the crossbar of a bike?

no but my brother did!

Have you ever Egged or Paintballed someones house?

no

have u ever neg repped anyone

Yeah, on more than one forum, but every one was for a good reason lol.

Have you ever broken a camera or any other electronic device entirly because of skating?(board fly out from under you and hits it, have it in pocket and land on it when you slam, etc.)

^Yep, fell on my iPod (I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT GOT IN MY BACK POCKET) and crushed the screen.

As for the laptop, Dell covered it with the warranty, but the school said they'd pay for it if need be.

Ever read the Bible cover to cover?

~Necro

hell no haha.


Ever snort lemonade?

no


ever jumoed off house

yes, have you ever smoked a black and mild?

no

ever started/participated in a food fight?

no have u ever went to a basketball game

no

ever shoot a gun bigger than a .22?

no but I have a .22


ever went hunting

hunting for women yes, hunting for animal, no. But if chasing pigeons when i was 5 counted as hunting then i guess thats a yes

Have you ever went skinny dipping?

Yes Ive been skinny dipping in my girl friends pool.

Have you ever bit your toe nails off?

Never in my life.

Have you ever broken your skateboard on purpose?

no

have u ever broken a bone

not yet.

have you ever watched Donnie Darko?

No

Have you ever been kicked out of a skatepark? :O

yes

Have you ever jumped off a 100 ft or larger cliff into water?

never have, chances are, never will.

Ever seriously told someone you hated them?

never have, chances are, never will.

Ever seriously told someone you hated them?

I've never "told" them. But the general message was known..
It might have been how I "hated" him up against the wall, he hated me in the stomach a few times, and then I hated him back to the floor to be hated a bit more..

Have you ever done something you regretted majorly?

yes, I put an M-98 in a jar full of lighter fluid and lit it and threw it as a *grenade* ...I got in trouble w/ the pigs...

have you ever blown up something bigger than your head
?

Yes, If dropping an M-80 in a toilet counts....

Have you ever ridden an ATV, Snowmobile, or dirtbike?

Yes - an ATV

Have you ever set a part of your body on fire for a bet? ( I have)

Yes but not for a bet

Have you ever pulled off a different trick on a skateboard than the one you were thinking about pulling and landed that other trick?

Yes i was going for a back foot kickflip and accidently landed back foot fs flip

Have you ever met a pro skateboarder?

na i havnt but my mate met tk

Have you ever rolled your ankle so bad you had to hop away

yeah for two weeks..lol never bought crutches or anything i just toughed it out......have u ever skated a vert ramp?

Nope, and i don't intend to.

Have you ever entered a skate competition?

no

have you ever taken a computer apart, down to the bare metal casing?

no

have you ever taken a computer apart, down to the bare metal casing?



..with a bat


have you ever stuck your finger in a fan?
(without metal blades)

yes


have u ever banged a girl

yes got 1st and 3rd

ever skipped skool.?


EDIT NO

That 1 st and 3rd was talking abiout the skate competition but acouple ppl beat me to it

i never skip skool

I have to go on a skate trip but that was it.U were supposed to aska question well I guess i will.............


Have u ever answered a questipn on this thread and forgot to ask another one?

no

Have you ever listened to the who?

Yesh.


Have you ever eaten an earbud headphone?

no

have u ever punched a kangaroo in the face for calling ur grandmother fat and purple?

haha...no

Have you ever worn a dress?

On a dare.

Have you ever tripped over nothing?

Do your feet count? Otherwise no.

Ever farted in the middle of class and have everyone laugh at you?

Do your feet count? Otherwise no.

Ever farted in the middle of class and have everyone laugh at you?

Yep..
The chair squeezing was a bit much. It sounded to "fart like" to blame it on anything. I think I sneezed or something when it happened. Couldn't hold it in..

Have you ever done something illegal..?

no

Have you ever sang in the rain?

skateboard............?haha, otherwise no

have you ever been to Barcelona?

EDIT: attic beat me to it.

haha sorry Terence

no
have you ever tap danced?

yes it wasnt fun either.


have you ever bit your toe nails???

not once, I'm very girly in the respect.

Ever cut your own hair? and done a good job?

I have cut my own hair but did a terrible job.

Have you ever been caught looking at pr0n aka porn?

No cause I have my own computa'.

Have you ever stayed up until midnight on a school night to watch a sketch comedy show?

Nope, haha.
Ever sucked **** for coke? (From Half-Baked.)

no we stayed up watching cheap "art" porn

have you ever eaten a whole bag of chips

A mini bag.

Have you ever held a live snake?

Nope, haha.
Ever sucked **** for coke? (From Half-Baked.)
no and thats kinda gross

A mini bag.

Have you ever held a live snake?

yeah when i was little

have you ever streaked?

Yeah... used to do it all the time. The good old days :(

Have you ever out of a second floor window?

looked? yes

ever smoke a cigarette?

^oops I meant to say Jumped.

Nope, haha.
Ever sucked **** for coke? (From Half-Baked.)
:icon_drib




Ever pulled a 360 flip down a five stair?

Nope I have to try that.

Have you ever played strip poker? (I have with a couple of hot girls from my school)

haha, yes, at a new years party, also with a few cute girls




have you ever tried break dancing?

im a straightup bboy.

have you ever gone camping

yes.

have you ever put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off?

What do you think I'm doing right now? Get over here boy...

Have you ever cooked already cooked pizza wrapped in seaweed over a fire, then eaten it?

no

have you ever fallen asleep in class and then done something embarrising like snore?

yeah i drooled a big nasty puddle on my desk



havee you ever licked balls???

no cant say i have

have you ever licked the inside of a girls nose?

no, and i never wnat too

have you ever punched someone u dont know

no, and i never wnat too

have you ever punched someone u dont know

Yes I have..
Needless to say, these "Gangsters" that act horribly rude and disrespectful. Aren't as tough as they're said to be..

Have you picked your nose when nobody was looking? :icon_smil

yes and i also do it when they are looking



have you ever kissed a total stranger?

Yes... I was at my trailer in the summer and a girl comes up to me and well... yeah.

Have you ever got caught choking the monkey.

no

have u ever walked in the street and just fell on your but

that happend 2 me in the mall (wearing a skirt)

Uhh, no.

Ever cried over a skating injury?

Nope.

Ever been on a ride you had to sign a release form to go on?

Maybe.. I dunno.

Have you ever killed anything.

No cause I have my own computa'.

Have you ever stayed up until midnight on a school night to watch a sketch comedy show?




not to watch a sketch comedy show

ever snuck out at midnight to swim your friends neighbors pool?


EDIT: i was on the way wrong page, and no ive never killed anything ^^^

no....

Ever failed a grade?

No...

Have you ever lit something on fire other then a cig or fire wood?

No...

Have you ever lit something on fire other then a cig or fire wood?


yes

do you (person below me) think DGK's avatar is slightly odd?

Err, I don't think that works as a have you ever question, but yes I do find it quite odd.


Have you ever KILLED A MAN?

Err, I don't think that works as a have you ever question, but yes I do find it quite odd.


Have you ever KILLED A MAN?


i completely forgot what forum i was posting in, sorry.

ive killed a man in some sort of video game, probably, but real life, no.

have you ever seen half baked?

Nah..

I've seen dazed and confused, but not half baked.

Have you ever stolen a car?

no

Have you ever tried to show off to a girl skating and eaten crap on something easy?

yes, in front of my girlfriend too

ever had a wasp fly into the car and started freakin out and looked like ou were havin a seizure? (i have)

yes, when i was 5 years old. A moth was on the outside of the window and i freaked out

did you ever talk to yourself in a quiet room and didnt notice until everyone cracked up?

Nope:)

Hit yourself in the head(as if you just did something stupid) and gotten a concusion or knocked out?

No. But I have walked into poles lots of times.

Have you ever eaten Ox Tongue?

Nope

Have you ever forgotten your name?

no

have you ever punched a pregnant lady?

uh no,

you ever fart is someone's face

no way man, haven't you seen knocked up? that can give you pink eye!
have you ever stubbed a toe on both feet at the same time?

No, but i have stubbed two toes on the same feet if that counts.

Ever said something really odd to some person you don't know, because you thought they were someone you knew? Also what was it?

yes i have i went up to the dude that i thought was my friend and i said look at the ass on that

ever jumped from a barn into a pool?

not from a barn..

have you ever broken your assbone?

I've bruised it.


Ever licked a goat?

cant say i have

have you ever eaten breakfast today?

yeah wheaties

ever grinded a ledge next to water and fell in

nocomplied up one, and my back truck hit it, i just flew in haha.

ever had sex? ;D;D;D;D;D

Everythingbut.

Ever been punched in the face?

yea





ever dine & dash?

nope.....

ever kiss a member of the same sex?

Nope, thank God.

Ever eaten dog food?

not to my knowledge.

Ever feel like you've found your life's calling? (outside of skateboarding)

Yeah.

Ever been stabbed?

By toothpicks and crap but nothing serious like a knife in the chest.

Ever eat a tomato like an apple?

yea







ever make out with someone for over 5 minutes

yeah. got boring.

ever been licked by a cat?

Yup.

Ever cheated on someone?

nope :)

ever done a flip off something and landed on your ass?

yes...its sucks


ever pick up yoru remote when ur phone was rining?

How is that odd?

I know that was ages ago, but when i posted i had just read the question about have i ever put tooth paste on my eyelids

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, no i havn't, ive fallen down stair sets but never from hitting a rock,

Ever fire a gun?

Of course. I had to get rid of the sister somehow.

Ever done something really stupid because of peer pressure?

yes, i still cant believe my stupidity at the time







ever smoke?

Smoked what?


Ever stolen?

anything, weed, cigarettes, etc.

yes, i shoplift quite often






ever drink so much water your stomach hurt

yes




Ever blown up an army doll, but then while your sleeping it turns into a barbie and eats your dog names sally?

No but one time me and my cousin stuck knives in a dolls eyes and hung it from a tree.
Ever slam on concrete without a helmet? I did. In a drainage pipe. :)

i slammed into a curb with no helmet. just because of a god damn rock.
ever jumped off a 10ft+ roof?

No, but I have jumped off many 10+ foot things. I love jumping off ****.

Ever eaten sushi?

yes, all the time






ever watch tv for more than 5 hours straight

i used to do that from like 9 pm till 4 am. but then my dad took my tv from my room so now i dont do it anymore.
ever recently watched pokemon?

Honestly? I don't think I ever have.

Ever broken any photog's gear? (Had to ask, haha)

no, but i was fliming my friend with his fisheye, and his board hits the fisheye and it scratched it pretty badly.




have you gotten in trouble at school in the past week?

Haha, yup. Paper Wasps are the new thing in my school (Stapled + Sandpaper + Heavy Duty Rubber bands is what it has turned into) and I hit my bus driver in the head with one. He stopped the bus and started yelling and ****, and then told me I wasn't going to graduate. I never saw him again or heard anything, and I graduated yesterday. Haha.

Ever got kicked out of a spot more than 5 times?

Nope.


Ever stolen a 'No Skateboarding' sign?

we tried, but it wouldn't budge






ever play a team sport?





oh, by the way, what grade are you in SP?

yeap i play lacrosse.
ever had to look at guys with ghonnorea on google because of a health project?

no thank **** :P
ever wet yourself laffing?

no, im house trained
ever bought something over £50 / $100 and never used it?

Erm, i bought something for that much and RARELY used it.

Have you ever nutted yourself on a flatground ollie?

yea, but only because my board has basically no pop left, it ended up as an ollie airwalk gone wrong i guess.

ever seen the flying aces?

yes, they're the red white and blue ones right?

have you ever driven a car?

yes, except i didnt have a liscense, but my super cool uncle let me drive it down the road and park it.

Have you ever listend to Wu-Tang?

Have you never asked a question when you were supposed to?

Have you never asked a question when you were supposed to?

what the **** does that even mean?

have you ever been slapped *not as a joke* by a girl.

yes, at the start of the school year by this random chick...

have you ever pranked phone called some one and used the gay joke " is you refridgerator running " s/he answers "yes" and then you say "well you better go catch it " hahaha priceless :p

Daily,

Have you ever jumped out of a window of a building for any reason? (not ground floor)

yep, from the 1st floor onto the garage because the football flew up there

have you ever walked down the street and randomly did pointless things like laying down on the floor?(my friend keeps doing that^^)

Yes, I lay in the road and the cars stop and beep their horn, haha.

Have you ever went into a shop, had a look around for 5 minutes and leave without buying anything?

of course i do that all the time.

ever remind yourself to go get something when you get up and then forget to get it a second after you remind yourself?

Yep, happens to me all the time.

Ever find a snake in your bathroom?

no

have you ever written something on a wall in a washroom in school?

lots of times





ever take a photography class?

we tried, but it wouldn't budge






ever play a team sport?





oh, by the way, what grade are you in SP?

Why? You wanna have sexxx?


EDIT: Nope. Self taught amazingness here.

EDIT2: Ever eaten an entire box/bag of ____ in one sitting?

hell yes, im a fat ****t. i honestly eat more than anyone i know.


ever watered your buffalo in a garden full of seeds?

I think, maybe.... oh wait, no.

Have you ever hated someone purely because of the way they dress?

no

have you ever bruised your liver?

nope...


have u ever asked "can i have a beef soft taco" and the person say "beef or chicken"?

Er, no.

Ever killed an animal?

(not bugs)

ya...i rode over a squiral on my bike....when i was riding to school.

have you ever slept through an entire movie at the movie theatre?

nah, it was a scary movie and the loud noise woke me




ever shop at hollister/abercrombie/ae?

yeah i used to.

ever go in the girls bathroom..... on purpose ;-)

Yep, seeing as how i am one.

Have you ever ran around in wal-mart with light sabers and played jedi's with your friends?

NO, lol.

Have you ever skateboarded? lol

nah, skateboarding's for fags




ever wheatpasted?

Yes.

Have you ever seen the movie "Airplane"

Yes!!!!

Have you ever broken your leg eating a cheddarwhurst?

no i have never eaten chederwurst or broke my leg!

have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Oh yea, Every Month.

Ever eaten a double big mac?



OOPS WRONG QUESTION:

To Skater....

No

Oh yea, Every Month.

Ever eaten a double big mac?



OOPS WRONG QUESTION:

To Skater....

No
i dont do miccy dees lolol im like thats really really scary.......

have you ever gone on skaterscafe.com?

er..yes..

ever made love to a dog?

actually no, i havent made love with a dog haha

have you ever snorted any kind of candy?

No, but been tempted.

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

(aren't we supposed to drink whenever the answer is yes?)

no....i asked the same question

have you ever gone in public naked?

haha, yea, outside my house for a dare. needless to say my friends locked me out of the house for half an hour



ever prank call the army

no.

ever join in a midget fight on jerry springer?

never been to the show

ever touch yourself?

i am right now ;D

ever shaved your legs?

no, but i probably should, its a ****ing forest on my legs




ever eat tin foil?

yes, as a dare because everyone thought i had cavaties.
which i dont which is weird because i never brush my teeth.

ever went a month without showering?

not a month, two weeks




ever eat bbq smothered ribs?

nah, you ever get arrested for throwing a cone at a moving police car?

not a cone, and i technically didnt get arrested.

ever lynch anyone?

no...


ever get arrested for pissing pn someones lawn

nah i piss on my own lawn.

ever run form the cops

no but i got a citation for public urination behind an applebees...ever hit a little kid with a rock?

daily


ever been in tha back of a squad car?

the hells a squad car?

ever eaten fried ice cream?

yea, not much leg room ha...ever tell your italian teacher shees a crackwhore who could use some serious jenny 20?

just a little late on this one..

not my italian teacher, my enrichment teacher.

and she was a whore.

ever slept with someone 20 years older then you?

no

Ever punched your dad?

i dont remember but if i did i was about 3

have you made a tazer gun out of a disposable camera

no

ever assaulted a cop/teacher/"figure of authority"

only by words

have you ever pissed on someones skateboard just to get them back? (i have.. tehe:D)

well i accidentally elbowed the guy who cited me for public urination cause he tapped me on the shoulder while i was 'in the act' and he scarred me..ever get a head injury from snowbarding?
alright im late again im just gunna stop

no

ever slept with your skateboard? (no i havent)

my friend has but i havent...he just told me this...i didnt see it

have you ever...gone fishing caught the fish and then it wiggle and the tail hit you in the nuts?

Yes, quite a few times, also in the head.

ever told someone to suck on a lemon?

no

have you ever thought you were gay? (i HAVENT just to let you know)

no...

have you ever tried stealing third and the catcher threw the ball and it hits you in the balls? check my new thread on here

No, but i've been hit in the face with balls.

Ever decided to join BFGOS3?

Nope

Ever tried to own a little kid in a game of skate but failed?

No.

Ever eaten cherry pie?

No

Ever fallen off your computer chair ?

Yes

ever played the original nintendo?

yea




ever annoy your teachers with a laser pointer?

ya

have u ever eaten more then your best friends grandfather and dad combined

yes, by throwing it at her.

edit: that was for le electric chr ^^

ever tag a public place?

yes, the bathroom of every fast food place i go




ever bleed from your ears?

yes

ever pissed ALL over a public restroom?

No, I don't think so, I have pretty good aim.

Have you ever ... licked an unknown object and wished you hadn't?

yes...

have you ever fell off a roof?

if getting pushed counts ...yes

have you ever gotten so embarrassed you wish you were not living at that moment?

YES

have you ever tried to be nice to someone and they act like a total ****?

YES

have you ever tried to be nice to someone and they act like a total ****?dude were skaters ofcourse

listen to mike jones?

who? MIKE JONES! haha yes.

Ever fruit-boot? (inline skate) And I don't mean for once, I mean for like 6 month atleast.

no, and im glad i didnt

ever tried to bmx?

i choose life

ever tried to drink a gallon of milk in one hour?........everyone should try it.....lol

uh, no.

ever chug jolt in 30 seconds?

no

ever fall face first off a swing (while swinging) when you were tying your shoes( i have)

no...

have u ever eaten bugs?

no...

have u ever eaten bugs?all the time they do the body good lol.......psych

do you listen to emo? you better not...

some of it's fine




ever spend a whole day on myspace/here cuz you had nothing else to do?

ya...here.

have you ever.....had a foodfight????

yep

have u ever bought a 50 cent cd? DONT DO IT!

ya...it was rap....

have you ever broke a bone.... .......sorry if someone already asked this..

nope:icon_mrha

have you ever tripped UP the stairs? lol

yea, but i didn't fall




ever drink alcohol?

Yah, lol. I only got like a sip though.

Ever eat a box of pizza alone?

nope


Have you ever eaten an entire box or oreos?

lol yep just now:D

have u ever finished more than 40 ounces of a drink in one drink?

yes. some of these questions are to narrow.

Ever kissed a teacher?