i wish i had that darkslide

has a 0 trader rating

likes flip

is awesome at skating for just two years

lives in the uk

lives in Aussie-land... maybe is a kangaroo in disguise?

has Chad Muska (?) in his sigy

Is illiterate.

This is post 300!

Edit: No, wait, 299?

is confised about his amount of posts

Lives in london

Is a cool moderator.

always has a great video in his sig

doesn't let friends push mongo

Has a gory boomerang avatar.

like the Silver Surfer I guess...

Joined the same month I did.

makes sex look like a church... (sorry i just watched that simpsons episode where they go to brazil to find the little boy)

I really don't get it.
But anyways, he also likes the Simpsons.

is the only newb in the forum with 662 posts!

likes element

Lives in Concord.

Ist vierzehn jahre alt.

is making no sense to me

lives in Dundas, ontario

what ripptyde said was Ist vierzehn jahre alt. wich is german for is 40 years old

back to the topic likes baker skateboards

Likes the Misfits

likes sidewalk surfin'!

Has a great avatar.

I think is a PK.. right?

Is Banned??

Is wrong..

I'm NOT banned! :D

Was right about me being a PK. Wow, how did you know that?

Is wrong..

I'm NOT banned! :D
Why does it say banned in your avatar area?

what ripptyde said was Ist vierzehn jahre alt. wich is german for is 40 years old

WRONG! It means 14 years old.
Vierzehn - 14
Viertzig - 40

Back to topic, Univerisitysk8er is confused.
(what he probably did is copied and pasted the banned image to his avatar)

Was right about me being a PK. Wow, how did you know that?
You said it some other time.. :)

Why does it say banned in your avatar area?
Because I downloaded the .gif, then uploaded it to my server, then linked to it. :D


And now for Ripptyde.. likes music, and his guitar a lot! :cool:

likes to make out he is banned!?!

Feels very mislead.

Likes to longboard

skates at universities

likes bam

Skates at University Skatepark.

posted at 10:46 today

is a member of the 'acid' skate team!

almost has 100 post!

Isn't banned

has a trader rating of (0)

whats the trader rating thing about
STILL WANTS PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A RIVAL SKATE FORUM

no! it's NOT a forum! It's a Christian Sk8 Team...

is confused about the trader rating

oh ok then im sorry
is makin people vote for christian skeight teams

is sorry

Made up a ridiculous story the other day.

plays a 7 string

Thinks he is someone that hes not....god :)

religous

is a cafe local

has lotsa the same pics in his sig

has a darkslide i wish i had

lives in Charlotte

can dark slide in his sig

Thinks he's cool by saying that Bam Margera sucks.

i dont like bam becouse the only reason people like him becouse hes on tv.Its pissing me off people come in all cool with bam shirts on hes not that great of a skater anyway .now to the point.

LIkes bam margera

Doesn't like Bam

likes megaman... HES A GREAT SKATA FO SHO YO! lol ANYWAYS.

has a GIANT sig, and needs to resize! :P

has Yahoo, MSN and AIM

posted today at 3:22

is offline aTm

He lives for this

^He eats paste occasionally, but doesn't want others to know.

^tells peoples secrets

woop lets get this thing up to 50 pages

Join date was Aug. 2004 and likes Slipknot.

Has a skull for his avatar.

thinks hes just a punk

Come on guys; be creative!

Ok, TheUsed was born on October 8, 1989, and no i'm not a stalker :W) .

definately is a stalker but is just pretending not to be

likes freaky pictures of old guys with there tongues out :|

obviously doesnt know who albert einstein is

obviously must just as crappy at math as einstein was

Doesn't think skateboarding is a sport.

is trying to keep this thread creative, and is from the state with the most beautiful skys. Also is over 30 and still skating hard!

is an old guy that skates! lol

Has a cool signature and evidently is a pwner of n00bz...

belives in unicorns

is the cafe biker

is hungry

is 13 years old and thinks I am the coolest person ever

Is from North Carolina (I think) and loves nutty Hershey bars :D.

Is one of the coolest, if not greatest people ever to have graced the surface of the Earth.

He likes to skate

obviously cant do a darkslide

is 14 and seems like a pretty good skater for his age

^is exactly 6 months, nine days older than me

damuttrodmullen is 15 and lives in an orange.

Has a signature that is making me drool.

he wants to be like mullen and likes mullen alot

Likes Iron Maiden, if I remember correctly...:).

yea man, i sure do

u come from the great uk , same as me, and you have a sig that is makking me hungery for a cookie

likes his element fiberlite

his signature was too big and had to be taken off

ahhaha ya, his sig has bin laden

Lives in a place that i have never heard of

Lives in a place I have been to, probably likes mountain dew

Has a diet that regularly consists of....babies.

is the chef of the cafe... but do cafes have a chef? aren't they just for like coffee and pastries? maybe you make the pastries. hmm i wonder who makes the pastries at starbucks. do they have a chef? ill continue this in my mind.

^^^ Enjoys skating

Danny, yes that is my regular diet, I have a baby omellette in the morning, a BBQ baby sandwich (see avatar) for lunch, and a nice Fillet de Baby for dinner.

Is 100 yrs old (and still going!!)

skates popwar?

^wants to be arrested for being a skateboarder

has a cool Beaker avatar.

Joined us in May, and lives in Pinellas Park, the self proclaimed trailer park capital of the world :).

Lives in the UK, makes my tummy rumble when I see his sig.

doesnt live in mulala

Likes to go to University Skatepark, and has the second name of a very good football/soccer player (and his brother) in the UK :).

has a 3d icon

Has a very styleish indy.

joined in december

is hardcore

is almost a skater

...can't have a cookie if he votes for me in Big Brother ;).

is the walrus-kookoo kachoo

is an old guy

is 11 has 25 posts and is a loonie tune?

^^^ has the 372nd post on this thread.

has ze blind wheels

diddnt join in february

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UniversitySk8er
Cafe Veteran





Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Concord, NC
Age: 14
Posts: 716
Gender: Male
Rep Power: 2
My photo gallery
Trader Rating: (0)


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He skates Zoo York.

he is me

likes Bam.

diddnt join in february
WTF DO YOU MEAN YES I DID!

Rides Element

Has no gallery images.

lives in charolette NC and is a 35 yr old lol

Loves Love skatepark

is online at this point

yo hungry love wasnt a skate park lol do a google search on it

Is the coolest dude ever lol jk, skates love park

Love Park is a plaza not a skatepark.

Likes eating babies

Has a cool video. (Is that your daughter?)

has yahoo messenger LOL

Has a cool video. (Is that your daughter?)

No, but I wish she was though! She's amazing! She's paralyzed from the chest down. Her dad is Bulldogsk8. Here's more info about her (http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=4545).

Anyways, Zoo York Skater: Is from Philadelphia.

Surfer Jer is one of my favorite members here on the cafe. He seems to be a really cool guy.

That sucks that she's paralyzed but shes good though.

Khukmouff joind May 2004.

yehp it is too bad, wish i could do something.

darkslide has a rep power of 1.

Is in the middle of nowhere

when he is sick, he listens to mucis

Not quite a skater.

apparently likes babies a little too much.

got 3077 in the peguin game. is that the one were u hit it with a baseball bat

a aussie o yeah kerr im coming to aus next summer hopefully

is younger than me

likes boardslides

elementrider 42 rides Ricta 52mm and claims that he

'LUVS SKATEBOARDING AND FOOTBALL AND ELEMENT IS THE BEST AND I WANT TENSORS:(ADN BONES ARE DA BOMB:)'

;).

hahaa nice marko

still hasnt given me a cookie:(

lives in Ontari-ari-ari-o!

^name is Jerry

is the newest mod congrats by the way

Is the same age as me

Is blind?

was there when paintballing was called "splatball"

has a different sig now

is a cafe retard. LMAO. i noticed that being there.

He skates for God.

Apparently likes Bam....

Zero Skater has chingy eyes and lives in a very funky town (Manchester/England for sure!).

has a different sig now
nice no? :icon_bigg

wrote something about me despite i wasnt the person who posted before him.

Most probably rides a Zero board.

he comes from australia, and im not sure if his jokking in his sig, rollerblading is fun though.

COMES FROM ENGLAND \m/ and is a dead sparrow

Is crunk

soad rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/

Has a very funky sig, nice going! ;).

Yup, sorry Zero Skater, you got me :redface: .

crunk i hope ya dont mean that crap type of rap stuff that wiggers listen to ^ is the kookie king supposedly i dont know cos i didnt get mine :(

Likes his cookies warm and melty

Likes Blind a little too much...

crunk i hope ya dont mean that crap type of rap stuff that wiggers listen to ^ is the kookie king supposedly i dont know cos i didnt get mine :(

LOL! Don't worry met; no one has yet; even the ever-faithful Uncleleo :). You will get your just reward ;).

As for leo, he has a hilarious sig and is a pleasure to hang out with at the Cafe.

MMMMM Cookies......

Yeah Marko, where's my cookie? They must be baking in the Cafe Kitchen......

is a cafe baby eater

is a newbie

wants us to skate or die

what us to cafe retard

is a newbie, even though he has been here forever. and has an awesome sig of Ryan Gallant.

Hopes he gets Switch for a online shop name. (I hope he gets what he wants) I hope he gets NONSTOP!

he is the lost soul of skates, we salute

Obviously has a mental defect, and loves mexican food

Likes the Seattle Seahawks!

lol! Made me chuckle, and 2. Is still a newbie unlike my man kerr69.

Is younger than me and calls himself "old guy"!

hes very good at riddles, and hes cool

Is also cool and very good at riddles! :D

stylish 70's sidewalk surfer

is a deck smasher and is from columbia england just north of me i think

is a spam police member

Is from thr land down under.

Is from the land down under.

has a very good view on skatting, and used to own a shop, i have a lot of respect for you man.

Posted 429 times.

his name is darkslide and his avatar is too

Has a really cool photo in his sig!

Has a really cool avatar.

is a drummer

Doesn't like Bam

is a person that i became about l l < that close to colliding with saturday at the new park.

He obviously came just as close to me!

That happened several times! Which one were you? You should've stopped me and let me know who you were!

you were carvin on the street course. You seemed pretty pissed that you couldnt skate untill later in the day. I just kept going in the side door until i got my vip wristband from chuck.

Universitysk8r: Is a Cafe Veteran.

No, I wasn't upset. I was in the 2nd session which was no problem.

Was it on the long quarterpipe that we almost collided? That happened to Zeroordie13 and me. He fell to the bottom, his board went to the top and I went between them!

his name is Daniel Jones

Thinks my name is Daniel Jones.

^Is the imposter Daniel Jones!!! :mad: My evil twin!!! :D

^ Yep! That's my twin alright!!!! ;)

Believe it or not, he was actually born on the same day I became a Christian! So we're "soul" brothers!!! LOL!

I think he's more into longboarding and the cruising style of skating...than the trick aspect of it.

Is very perceptive! And correct!

is the Cafe Historian

is a retard

is a univercity skater

likes eggs and cats

says i like eggs and cats ( wich i do) :)

said that someone else said that he likes eggs and cats. and he does

lives in assville

Has an awsome avatar "hamster attack"

saved the bunny

likes tacos

likes to do the dew

lives to get the rainbow

likes bam

surfs?

should post more

likes the song chick'n'stu(i dont know how to spell it)

Likes tacos and is the self proclaimed cafe retard :rolleyes:.

Oooh; nearing 50 pages...

is a cool moderator :)

has a sig that is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to big

likes dream theartere

Got good air in his sig.

May have stole my World Domination bunny...

looks good for 100

is clever.
will this thread ever die?

wants to know if this thread will ever die. LOL

Has Blind wheels as avatar.

is 14

Is 11 yrs old

Was never kidnapped by flying monkeys.

dosent know how much i hate those dam flying monkeys

loves anarchy

Lives close to me.

SSR

i named my cartoon grim reaper after him

Has a guy in his sig who likes his chirporactor!

Is a very, very generous person who donated 4 decks to the christmas raffle!!

Is a mod imposter.

Is quite new hew

Joined Feb. 2005

Is a cafe madman.