granted, but you land on the tail on a 50 set and the board shoots up and breaks your balls.

i wish sb-c was back up and running.

Granted, but skaterscafe will always own sbc.

I wish I wasn't tired/there was a full can of mountain dew next to me.

granted...but everybody gets deleted and have to sign up again.

i wish i land a kickflip today.(and i won't break my balls,again)

Granted, but you cut open your sack and your unbroken balls hang painfully from your groin.

Since you didn't wish for anything, you will be casted into the dark carnival.

I wish I can do all that **** you see in action movies.

granted, but you can only do it when filming ghey pron.

i wish my name was Shmitty Warbenheimerjenkenmanjensen.

Oh fiddlesticks my secret is out *Giggle* :o

Granted but the Mormans will call you Steve.

I wish for chinpokomon

Granted, but you have to go out with Eric Cartman.

I wish I was a pink, sparkly unicorn

granted, but your a gay unicorn

i wish i never got older

wish granted, but instead of a horn, u have a testicle on ur forehead

i wish i could do a forward flip

granted but it gets you killed

once again i wish i never got older

^ Granted, but age is really just a number (trust me on that one!!!) ^

I wish Maura would hurry up with that ice coffee

^^ i was thinking id die at a young age

granted but its all watered down and nasty

i wish i beat the record of highest ollie

Granted but after you break the record you can't do any tricks including ollies.

I wish I had lots of nacho cheese :tongue:

granted but its really nasty tasting nacho cheese

i wish i had a private skate park in my backyard

^ Granted, but they put it next to an opera house ^

I wish I didn't have to go through my brother in law's spiel tonight when I ask him for 3 bolts of free wallpaper (which he stole in the first place!)

granted but you have to go everywhere else with him

i wish i owned the opra house ^^

Wish granted but its infested with small animals and bugs

I wish I had enough money to buy a new complete.

granted, but everything breaks the same day you get it

i wish i had something better to do than sit here doing this

Granted but you get 20 std's while doing this better thing.

I wish I had more wishes.

granted but they all go bad

i wish there was a cure for all stds

Who said I wanted to use the wishes tho..

Granted its called chopping your pelvic region off.

I wish i didn't have school tommorow.

Granted, but you have it for the rest of your life.
I wish Chris Cole was my brother

granted, he hates you

i wish summer was longer

granted but....theyres nothing wrong with that....

i wish i didnt have a headache

granted, but you die to relieve the pain.


I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you die from being in a chair rather than in water

I wish the movie I am going to watch would load faster.

^^^^

it does but then your computer crashes

i wish i was sponsered

^ Granted, but it's for an AA meeting ^

-

I wish it wasn't so humid out.

its not but its still 10000 degrees

Granted, but you piss yourself.

I wish this wish was perfect and could not corrupted in any way, no matter what the circumstances.

granted but you die.

I wish this wish was perfect and could not corrupted in any way, no matter what the circumstances.

Granted, but then you realise you haven't wished for anything in the first place.

Umm you did not make a wish, therefore you have nothing to live for, and youcommit suicide.


I wish I had a vault right now.

granted you get trapped in it.

i wish people would not gorget to make wishes

granted you get trapped in it.

i wish people would not gorget to make wishes
i think he means the drink

granted now people forget to corrupt the person infront of them

i wish the driving age was lower

Granted, it's 1, and a drunken baby crashes into you on the highway, killing you and everyone around it.

I wish my damn food was done already.

Granted, but all cars are crashed by 12-year-olds within the first 5 minutes the bill is passed.

EDIT: beat me to it. granted, but it magically turns to sh1t. you take it with you to go skating. while skating, you eat sh1t.

I wish you'd make a wish.

wish granted but my wish is for you to be unhappy.

granted but know hes unhappy

i wish i had lounge pants

Granted, but they have itching powder in them

I wish my allergies weren't acting up.

Not granted.

I wish the person below me would tell me how to get my kickflips to stop landing like this: V the left line is me, the right one is the board. i skate regular. when it doesn't land like this, it's because i flicked too hard and the board shot out.

granted but I dont understand what you just said.Maybe b/c i never read it.same difference.....

I wish etnies would hurry up and set a trick

Granted, but it's a 360 triple forward flip to casper to railstand, quadruple railflip out and you're playing by rules that allow these tricks.


I wish the person below me would help me with the kickflip problem I just mentioned.

granted, i dont feel like it ( i dont know what your doing wrong )
I wish i can see the new harry potter movie right now

Wish granted but your mom is Mike Jones

I wish that I could wish a wish where as the wish could wish me another wish that could wish a wish where as a wish could wish I thought could wish a wish that someday will become a wish that might become a wish as if It was found as a wish in a bottle that came with a honda which allowed me to wish a wish.

granted, but the honda is a fat guy named Honda and you have to have secks with him 100 times for every wish.

I wish the person below me would finally help me with my kickflip problem.

Granted, but you wake up tomorrow and forget how to do them...

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish...

i think he means the drink

granted now people forget to corrupt the person infront of them

i wish the driving age was lower

Yep, i meant the drink =D



Umm, the fish ends up dying because you forgot to feed him.



I wish I hadnt strightened my hair.

If you didnt people would call you gay.. idk tought one couldnt thing of anything lol

I wish I could move back to Queens, NY

It's the new rape and murder capital of the world.

I wish someone would pm me help for my kickflip problem. you can still corrupt it here, but i need a real answer.

you get the PM then you get aids.....

I wish schools were publically allowed to be skated on weekends.

Skate,and your **** will fall off.

I wish I had a goat to milk and sell the milk to buy my way into college.

the milk has some crazy contaminated disease. The persons who bought the milk sue you.

I wish I could to afford pay for my school.

Granted, But your put into sped.

I wish I could have all the pot in the world.

granted. nothing bad happens. only glorious days ahead

I wish i had a fat chick

the fat chick turns out to be a lion and mauls the **** out of you

i wish i wasn't so lonely =[

Meet your new room mate:

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/02/27/mike-myers.jpg


I wish school wasn't so soon.

Ha me threee..

Then I could be like everyone gather around it's blunt time

lol i think you missed the point katie. your just too high :)

i wish.. that nothing would go wrong

wish granted but everything is perfect so nothing funny happens and life becomes epicly boring.

i wish i could break my new dc's in

granted, only thing is DCs suck. and your stuck with them

I wish his DCs would break in

granted but they end up shoved up your ass

i wish guys weren't *******s

granted. but now they're all dickheads

i wish i could go on tour with all my friends

granted, but you guys got really drunk and started experimenting

i wish i wasnt dickhead.. at least i dont get ****ed anymore lol

ur not a **** head but become a douche bag

i wish my gaps and stairs were more consistent

Granted. You can only do a two stair.


I wish I had a million dollars.

ok, here is a million DOLL HAIRS! hahaha

i wish girls would stop being all on my D!ck, its starting to get annoying. i mean, yea i'm gorgeous, but what else is new?

Granted. You have no ****.


I wish I had mind-control.

granted, you now can control all albinos!

i wish i had my d!ck back :(

you can have your thin three inch **** back

I wish i wasn't so awesome, so maybe I could fit it for one day

granted your 350 lbs. have acne backne and are balding

i wish i had a six pack

Granted. It's beer.

I wish I had a good camera.

done, here's your six pack

http://extreme.infomagic.net/static/coke_sixpack.jpg

i wish boobies had a terminal illness :)

Granted. ......

I wish I had a billion dollars

granted, but you can only spend it on dildos. (too late?)

i wish i had some iced tea.

granted, but you can only spend it on dildos. (too late?)

i wish i had some iced tea.

granted, but you gotta share some with me

i wish i had some sugar for this tea i'm sharing with HVS :)

Granted, you have to shove it up your ass.

I wish I had a good camera.

granted but it breaks 3 minutes after you get it

i wish youtube had better videos

u get a good camera but u see dead people with it and your life turns into a horror movie and u die

i wish i had a super hot girlfriend that would do watever i want

Granted, but she has herpes and doesn't have a mute button.

I wish i had X-ray vision.

Granted, but you got it right as a fat chick walked in front of you.

I wish I could dive into a pool of ice cream

Granted but it's broccoli ice cream.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

granted but instead of school you are now stuck in prision until you would finish school.

I wish I could skate better.

Granted but you're crippled for life in the legs


I wish I had a new camera

granted but its a crappy 30 dollar camera
i wish i could turn invisble

granted but its a crappy 30 dollar camera
i wish i could turn invisble

granted, but the technology sucked for it, so everyone can see half your body.


I wish I didn't have soccer tryouts today

granted. Soccer has been banished from the land.

I wish i was an OG, an OG, gettin high off my money till I OD

granted but your gay like baller.

i wish i had 20 bucks for dinner.

granted but it falls into a paper shredder

i wish i didn't have to go to change my schedual for school

Granted, you spend it on fried cockroaches.

I wish I had the ability to spawn any object of my choice at any time I wanted.

EDIT - For HVS

granted but they come out all mutated

i wish everyone would stop posting late

Granted, but everyone stops posting.

I wish this one girl would just tell me the truth.

Granted. She tells you she's a ninja-pirate-robot with superpowers and she killed all your fish


I wish I could mind-control people.

granted. Soccer has been banished from the land.

I wish i was an OG, an OG, gettin high off my money till I OD

Haha I love you and HVS<33

i wish every guy would have to go through the pain of child birth XD

Granted. She tells you she's a ninja-pirate-robot with superpowers and she killed all your fish


I wish I could mind-control people.

Granted, but you can only have them do homosexual acts.

I wish I could blow S*^( up with my mind.

Granted, but you can only blow sh*t up. Literally.


I wish I had teleportation.

Granted, but you can only blow sh*t up. Literally.


I wish I had teleportation.

granted but everytime you teleport, you go straight to hells kitchen.

I wish I didn't have my first day of school tomorrow

Granted, it's today.

I wish I had a doughnut

granted, its today

i wish it was the weekend
Merging doublepost
haha holy **** forum skater, thats freaky. i cant believe we were thinking the same thing haha

granted, its today

i wish it was the weekend
Merging doublepost
haha holy **** forum skater, thats freaky. i cant believe we were thinking the same thing haha


Haha. Anyway.

Granted. It's 11:59 PM on Sunday.

I wish I had moneyz

paper moneyz

i wish i had the energy to skate right now

Granted, but you kill yourself Back 3'ing El Toro

I wish my Xbox 360 was fixed.

granted but it takes a whole year to be shipped to your house.


I wish Nickelodeon would make better cartoons.

granted but they start making cartoons about gay people

i wish i had the power to make cops not care about skating

granted but everyday else kicks you out

i wish i didnt have to go to school

Wish granted but skateboards no longer exist

i wish i never dated that last girl..

EDIT: gah nvm skater14 got to it before me...

granted u didnt date that last girl because turns out she was a guy

i wish i had my own room

granted, but a terrorist came and blew it up

i wish i could 720 double flip el toro

but then your filmer dies



i wish i went to a bad religion concert again

granted, but you never date any other girl either.

i wish i didnt have any desires.

granted, but now you live a boring life and you have nothing to live for

i wish i could land all my tres consitently

granted but every time 2 seconds later you fall flat on your face

i wish skaters weren't ass holes all the time

Granted they're now vaginas

lol.....hey vagina's are better than butts