the poster above you will have a wish and
the poster below will try to corrupt it. meaning
the poster below will give a certain consequences
on the wish of the poster above them.. and the
poster below will continue the chain by making a wish ^^

E.G.

poster:

i wish my girl could hug me right now

next poster:

wish granted, but your girl had chicken pox

i wish i had a little pet dinosaur

got it?



here's mine

i wish i had a burger right now

Your burger had pot in it. Congrats!

I wish for my Zoom Tre's to come in the mail right now.

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish I was famous.

you get a gay stalker.

I wish I could land a triple heelflip.

wish granted, but they are 3 sizes to small and on fire
EDIT beat me to it, your triple heelflips are really sketchy and people laugh when you do them
i wish i wasnt so bored

you did....right up your ass! haha (for robbyskateboard)

i wish i had unlimited..um slushies from 7/11

granted but they have maggots.

I wish I knew what was going on'

Granted, but your memory gets wiped after that

I wish that i will stop eating sugar

wish not granted,you couldn't stop eating them.

wish i could be tougher.grrrrr

granted, but you get in fights at bars all the time and some guy shanked you with a broken beer bottle

I wish I had a root beer bottle right now that was full of good root beer.

the bottle was really really really small

i wish i had heelflipped the calenders gap

granted but then you couldn't land anything else afterward.

I wish I owned all the seasons of Numb3rs.

um granted, but it absolutely sucked and it cost 2343 dollars..

i wish i was swimming.orsomething

Granted, but they are scratched beyond repair. :)


I wish for a 9mm and a three piece suit.


Edit: That was to Ms Bethany. :( You beat me.


But. Wish granted. But you are swimming in acid! :D

Same wish as above!

wish granted,but you got hydrophobia

wish i can be somebody

granted you are ryan seacrest

i wish i won a skateboard tournament

but 12 year old Nyjah Huston smoked yo @$$!!
I wish that i had a taco bell EXTREME beef and cheese queseadilla!

wish granted,your now fatter

wish i know what to wish

you do but you wasted your wish

i wish go skate day hadnt sucked so much

wish granted. it was awesome but you'll never have a session as good as that one again.

i wish my hair was longer =/

wish granted,but soon its gonna fall off.hihihi
wish i can be smarter.smart smart smart

Wish granted, but your new nuclear arms device blows up the earth.

I wish I was finnish.

Granted, but now your also a dog.

I wish there was world peace! *miss america theme music*

Granted, but you die the next day

I wish i can pull hardflips

granted but thats the only trick you can do and they are sketchy
i wish i was taller

granted but now your dumber

I wish I owned my own go kart.

Granted, but Mario steals it from you

I with i can tre flip el toro

granted but after you do it dave bachinsky comes up and switch tres it

i wish i could drive

granted but thats all you can do, i wish Miss bethany would stop spamming up the threads

Wish granted but eventually another spammer will come.

I wish I could fly!

granted but it is only for an inch or so, i wish i had money

granted but it is only for an inch or so, i wish i had money OffTopic: Thats good enough =P

Wish granted you get a penny but you lose It

I wish for a 100 wishes. :icon_drib

Granted but a mugger steals are your wishes.

I wish for a soda.

granted. its laced with anthrax.

i wish i had no arms, legs, teeth, or money

Granted. But you also lose your home.

I wish I could think of a better wish...

Flip ;)

Granted. But you also lose your home.

I wish I could think of a better wish...

Flip ;)


granted. you now have aids.

i wish my house had good food, that wasnt poisonous

Granted, but you get fat

I wish i didnt need a Pallet Expander

granted, but you now need a wheelchair

i wish i had a new 2008 car.

granted but its big and pink and the horn sounds like the song "barbie girl"

i wish i was completely happy forever and ever and everything was perfect. haha

granted but its big and pink and the horn sounds like the song "barbie girl"

i wish i was completely happy forever and ever and everything was perfect. haha
granted. the world ends in 20 seconds.

i wish i had a new deck.

wish granted. nice walmart deck with no grip, dude.

i wish i wasn't so thirsty.

granted. the world ends in 20 seconds.

i wish i had a new deck.
Granted, you are now sponsored by Walmart. (edit: I was beaten to it with nearly the same result...)

I wish my ipod's screen would fix itsself.

granted, but the rest of it breaks

i wish i didnt have to break in my new nikes

granted, they have holes in the bottom from rats living in them.

i wish i didnt have to see my mom. ever.

granted but you got arrested with no one to bail you out...
i wish it was warmer.

wish granted. global warming.

i wish my stuff from ccs would come already.

granted, its the wrong stuff

i wish it wasnt so hot outside

wish granted. ice age.

i wish id not suck at skateboarding >:O

wish granted. you now suck at everything else.

i wish i could get a ride to the skate park.

wish granted. you now suck at everything else.

i wish i could get a ride to the skate park.


id take being great at skating :D

wish granted. your ride gets hit by a comet.

i wish this damn popcorn kernel got out of my throat

^Granted. But all the ramps get big holes in and the rails snap...

I wish there were more skaters in the world.

FLip ;)

granted. but the skaters are all wiggers and eat you alive.

i wish the clerks were in color.

granted, its called BARBER SHOP

i wish i had a nickel for every tooth i had..

wish granted but before you get your nickels your teeth fall out.

i wish i could get my itunes to open up.

granted, you have aids.:icon_susp

i wish i had boobies

granted but they are milk duds

i wish that my neck didn't hurt

Granted, but your head gets chopped off.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

granted but you have to wash the neighbors dishes

i wish i was not green in the toes from the kangaroo that punched my grandmother in the face for calling her spagehti bad

wish granted. the kangaroo comes back and punches you in the face.

i wish my camera had batteries in it.

wish granted but it dies quickly.

wish i'll earn more green rep bars.hihihi

wish granted but you will earn them in the next 10 yrs.

wish for a girly skateshoes

wish granted...but they're actually just very feminine guys

i wish i didn't have saturday school

you don't because there is a giant tornado coming and it destoyed your house.

i iwsh I had an unlimited supply of airsoft bullets.

wish granted, but your frienmds take them and shoot them at you.

i wish i can not be bored anymore

You are no longer board yet terrified of everything for the rest of your life.

I wish i had an unbreakable board.

granted, but its a tech deck

i wish i could go to calenders and skate the stairs

wish granted. you get kicked out and fined 5 minutes later.

i wish i could get some new t shirts

Granted, but they're 4 sizes too small.

I wish I had a guitar pedal.

granted, you trade your guitar(s) for it

i wish i had more plywood

you get ply wood buy its waterlogged

i wish i was a pain relieving liquid

You are, but it is a new brand that is used from sheep urine.

I wish I didn't promise my girlfriend I would go to church with her.

granted, but now your going with your boy friend

i wish i had another soda

granted, but now your going with your boy friend

i wish i had another soda


granted, its stale diet mountain lightning (lowers your sperm count)

i wish i had a soda aswell

granted, but it's actually pee.

I wish I had a milkshake.

granted, but it's actually pee.

I wish I had a milkshake.


granted, you have aids.

i wish we had food in my house.

Granted, but it's all old and moldy.

I wish I had an uncurruptable wish.

Granted, but it's all old and moldy.

I wish I had an uncurruptable wish.


granted, but your penis just fell off.

i wish it would be tomorrow

Granted, but tomorrow will be all rainy and cold.

I wish you would stop following me. :tongue:

Granted, but tomorrow will be all rainy and cold.

I wish you would stop following me. :tongue:


granted, but bob barker starts following you.
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/144427__barker_l.jpg

I wish my wish would be granted.

wish granted but you don't like the wish you wished for.

wish to be happy.huhuhuhu

Granted, but you can never go skateboarding again.

I wish my ankle would hurry up and be fully better and be able to skate without this pain that haunts me.

granted, but your head explodes

i wish i had a foam pit

wish granted,foam pit it is

i wish for a girlfriend.hihihihi

wish granted. but when you got to *third base* you find out she's actually a "boyfriend"

i wish my dad would give me money for a new hat/beanie

wish granted but his gonna give a cent

wish i can have fire power

Wish granted but you suffer third degree burns everytime you sneeze.

i wish my camera wasn't stolen last week.

wish granted - but the next time you go for a poo, nothing will come out and you will suffer mega constipation

i wish i had a carbon fibre deck

Granted, but it snaps in 3 days.

I wish I could tre flip.

wish granted and you did get it, in a thousand yrs.
wish to be more active in the cafe

granted, the cafe is now called starbucks!!!! ahhhhh

i wish my camera didnt blow hard ass

Granted but now all your other technology sucks...

I wish I could come up with the perfect wish that couldn't be corrupted.

done, but this wasnt it.

also, you just grew a chode from the side of your chin.

i wish i could helipop :|

(this is for miss bethany)
wish granted,you wished for an anti-corrupting wish system(i donno wat im talkin about hihi)

(for the person next to me)
wish i can play basketball.

you can but only against 1st graders

i wish i was presidant

granted, you immediately get assassinated

i wish pot was legal

granted, you caught on fire and died while lighting up a joint.

i wish santa existed.

granted, hes a rapist.

i wish i had a non gay video game

granted but your game system blows up and a piece of it hits your eye. now you have games and nothing to play it with plus a bonus eyepatch.

i wish i didnt have such a massive headache.

granted, you get bum raped. now your bum hurts massively

i wish i didnt have what i think is my first cavity :[

granted you have no teeth to have a cavity,

i wish all the schools in my town burn to the ground

Granted the fire spread and burnt down your house killing all your family

I wish i could do any trick in the book first go

granted but you can never find a camera and you can only do it once with no one around

i wish life was awesome

granted, you get murdered.


i wish i had some more food...

You do, but the only food available is fesces.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

granted. you have aids.


i wish i wasnt too lazy to get up and get something to drink

granted somebody brings you a drink laced with cyanide

i wish i had stairs near my house

granted, its a 300 set, uphill both ways.

i still wish i had a drink

granted you fall down them and break everybone in your body

i wish i was rich

granted but you go bankrupt because of a hooker :(

i wish i could land my no comply varial heel for the gos i'm in :(

granted, you dont do it on camera.

i wish my ass would stop hurting

wish granted. every other part of your body hurts.

i wish my brother wasnt such an idiot.

granted, he murders the rest of your family and uses his super genius (yet slightly evil) intelligence to build his own homemade nuclear missiles and hold the world hostage with them.

I wish i was God

granted, he murders the rest of your family and uses his super genius (yet slightly evil) intelligence to build his own homemade nuclear missiles and hold the world hostage with them.

I wish i was God
granted, now youre jim carrey!

i wish i had a drivers licence

granted, but you got caught speeding and now you've gotta take the test all over again

I wish i was better at skating

granted but your not allowed to skate...........


I wish I could 360 flip the leap of faith and never fall vreak a board or any bone in my body, i would always land and that i could skate for ever

granted but after a while your board will wear out and when you buy a new one you notice that you can't get used to it because it has such a different concave, and you will never skate it again.

i wich i had clothes on

granted....but your clothes are girl clothes

i wish i didn't have to hear that Bananengurke didn't have clothes on

your hair is past your feet and yo rip and fall onto a knife

i wish that there was a wish that cant be corrupted

granted.......... but it was intercepted so we can't give you a wish.

i wish i would be invincible.

granted, but your girlfriend wouldn't see you anymore.
i wish i could talk more about how i dont have clothes on

granted, you can talk about how your penis just got stuck in a meat grinder.

i wish i could go a damn carousel for FGOS.

granted, you can talk about how your penis just got stuck in a meat grinder.

i wish i could go a damn carousel for FGOS.
Wait what? "A Damn Carousel" :tongue:

Wait what? "A Damn Carousel" :tongue:


carousel = move antihero set in FGOS.


i wish my house was less hot.

Granted, but you freeze to death

I wish my shoes would come

granted, they're made of glass.

i wish i could get my deck back before tomorrow

Granted but it's broken

I wish i didn't have all this course work!!

granted, you have all the paperwork because you're getting sued by jesus for being terrible at completing your coursework!

i wish we never had to sleep

granted, but you can never close your eyes not even blink!!!

i wish chavs wuldnt be soooooo gay

granted. now you're gay.

i wish i didn't just chip the living room floor with my board.

granted, you chipped your board with the living room floor.

i wish dinner was done

granted but you dont get to eat it


I wish I could go wakeboard sometime soon

granted, you break your shoulder/neck/back stepping on your wakeboard.
i wish i wasnt tired.

granated, but you would be sick of drinking too much coffee

i wish i could eat fries, which were just made and are really tasty and that there is nothing wrong with them

wish granted,here you go sir enjoy your fries.

wish i can be like you

Wish granted. Thats impossible to corrupt any more.

I wish my board was@ my house

Wish granted. But, your wheels have flat spots, kingpins are broke and your bearings are all popped out.

I wish for this summer to be off the chain.

Granted, but you enter a coma really soon and get out right after it ends.

I wish i had a wish so i could stop looking like a wishless lameass

granted but you still look like a wishless lameass

i wish the moon was made of cheese

granted, said cheese is old and tastes like a giant douche. also, it will annoy the hell out of you at night because its extremely goddamn bright.

i wish more people would sign up for GvR :[

granted but they dont meet the criteria

i wish more people would suck so i can win the bsgos :)

wish granted.... but you win with a ollie and that is also the only thing you can do.

i wish i wouln't get tired from the heat

Granted, but you can never sleep because it is always hot.

I wish I had a PS3.

granted, its broken.

I wish i wasnt bored/my legs werent stiff as sh*t

granted, its broken.

I wish i wasnt bored/my legs werent stiff as sh*t
Granted, you're legs go back to regular and you skate but while skating you break your board and you legs.

I wish I had a pony.

granted, its a racist pony.

I wish there was pot at my house

granted but it eats your face off

i wish i had a body guard like big black and nothing bad ever happend to him

Granted, but your bodyguard shots you on incident.

I wish I was a star baseball player :)

But you take a ball to the head and never recover from a deep coma,

i wish i had more money

granted, its monopoly money.

i wish i had a jewfro

but then youd be jewish OMG run! haha, jk, I'm not a nazi, haha

I wish everyone who read this died immediately so they couldn't post about it! Now what punks!

granted, by "jew" i meant jesus, so im alive forever. oh, and i banish you to hell and gave you superaids.

i wish i had grillz

granted but you would be in every rap music video (liek omgz no way n like wtf how can u liek be in da music vidoe like omgosh)

i wish my camera had feet and would run after me and film while i skate

granted, it would out run you and film itsself skating and take pictures of you naked

i wish i didnt have to go to my moms tonight

You don't, you spend the night in a gay mans room with him.

I wish I could win state champion in wrestling this year.

wish granted....... but you are so brainwashed with wrestling thast you attack everybody.

i wish i have a really cool hat

granted, its laced. you become a mad hatter :D

i wish scrubs was on nonstop 24 hours a day

granted but you cant watch it.......



I wish I had highspeed internet and that my wish would not be corrupted

Granted, but your computer gets blown up with a nuclear bomb. Congrats, you destroyed the universe!

I wish there was something to watch on TV

granted but its gay porn

i wish my girlfriend wasn't always working

wish granted she's all yours dude.i wont corrupt it i feel sorry for you kid.

wish goofies are better than regulars.

wish granted she's all yours dude.i wont corrupt it i feel sorry for you kid.

wish goofies are better than regulars.

Wish granted, but regulars just learn to ride goofy.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted, but now your balls hurt.

I wish I could play bass better than Victor Wooten (awesome bassist).

Granted, but now your balls hurt.

I wish I could play bass better than Victor Wooten (awesome bassist).

granted but u now u have two broken arms

i wish i could invent more tricks then mullen

Granted, but they are all rollerblade tricks

I wish I had a sandwich.

wish granted... but you have only stuff that you don't like on it.

i wish we had a skatepark in our town.

wish granted... but you have only stuff that you don't like on it.

i wish we had a skatepark in our town.

Granted, but its a bmx park only.

i wish i was as big as jean claude van damme.

Granted, but you get into an incidental liposuction surgery.

I wish I was Daweon Song.

Granted, but Daewon becomes God and is better than you

I wish i had more soda

Granted, but it's piuss flavoured.

I wish I could heelflip.

Granted but you break your deck every time you land one.

I wish I had a new bike.

You do, but it's plastic.

I wish I had a faster computer.

wish granted..... but you have to reboot it everytime you move your mouse

i wish my computer couldn't crash

granted but an elephant comes in your house and smashes it.......



I wish I did not chip my board earlier today

granted, but if you wouldnt it would now be stolen. a gangster saw it and thought "such a ****** board im not gonna take that" so you are lucky

i wish my computer was 50 GB lighter (junk files and all that trial software)

granted but I strapped a rock to it and through it in the ocean........


I wish that gangster would not have taken my board.....

granted a ninja does:)

i wish my tre flips weern't bad anymore

granted you break both legs......


I wish someone would set a trick in the transition game of skate

granted, its a blunt to noseblunt to primo to triple railflip 540 body varial quadruple backfoot lateflip 1/2 underflip 1 1/2 impossible to cocoslide revert.

i wish every day was GSD..

Granted, but you can't skateboard.

i wish you wouldnt forget to ask a wuestion

granted, you have AIDS

I wish i didnt have to get off at 10:00

granted, you have to get off at 9:55

i wish my name was hubba bubba max

Granted, but you get raped.

i wish i could be able to do karate and kick every body's ass and beat up every teacher and every kid that hates skaters., and that i was immortal and that i would die at a normal age, would have a wonderful life wiuth everything that i ever wanted, a wife 3 kids, tehy all skaetbaord, and i would make lots of money

granted but your a vegetable with a bigbody guard who beats everybody up and everybody hates you and you have herpes and a pug bates your ear off,

i wish i new the name or the wierd trick i did today

wish granted. but now you can't do it anymore.

i wish i could stay up all night without getting sleepy.

wish granted.... but your forced to work every night.

i wish somebody called me to hang out

wish granted..... but its your mom

i wish i would become a millionaire!!!

Wish granted but you get robbed.

I wish I had new skateing supplies/equiptment.

Granted, but all the equipment breaks as soon as you start skating it.

I wish i could do 720 flips.

granted, but you cant ollie anymore

I wish there were better spots here. I've like done everything 40 times.

Granted, but the new spot is a 40-stair with 3 feet of run up.

I wish I could ollie a 40-stair.

Granted, but the second time you try it the wish wears off and your break your ankle on the 12th stair and roll the rest of the way down.

I wish I could kickflip to blunt to kickflip out (I just can't do it for some reason {po))

Wish granted but thats all you can do now

I wish I could kickflip higher

wish granted you went like a hundread feet, you landed it but your board snapped.

wish i can be happy

Wish granted now everybody else is unhappy

I wish I could land a kickflip on camera and air it on skaterscafe and do them whenever I want plus every other trick in the world.:icon_bigg

Wish granted now everybody else is unhappy

I wish I could land a kickflip on camera and air it on skaterscafe and do them whenever I want plus every other trick in the world.:icon_bigg
granted. but the next day your legs break.

i wish i could never have anything go wrong, ever.

Granted but nothing ever goes right

I wish i could kickflip el toro.

You do, but you break your leg. Good job.

I wish TV had something good on every hour.

wish granted but your tv broke.

wish for more green rep bars.

wish granted but then dogtown negs you for a dumb comment

i wish i could jump off a building

granted...but you break all of your bones and die?

i wish i had breakfast

wish granted.. but it's something you don't like and you are forced to it everyday every meal.

i wish the videos on youtube/google video weren't such bad quality.

wish granted, but your computer will break from the high quality.

I wish i could go back to woodward.

granted but when u get there they dont let you in

i wish i could land the kickflip the 6 stair

wish granted... but you get cocky and try to kickflip el toro and bail painfully on the rail.


i wish my 'friend wasn't pissed off at me

granted
your friend is no longer pissed off at you. now he pisses ON you.


i wish i had spiderman's powers

granted but in mid air from swinging from a 28 story building to a 30 story building ur web gives out and u fall all the way to the ground and die

i wish that i had a better camera that worked

Granted, but your computer wont let you import videos

I wish i had a half gallon of gatorade rain ( like i did yesterday )

granted but then youll piss a lot

i wish i was able to kickflip and heelflip

granted, but only on a tech deck.

i wish i didnt have to get a spinal fusion.

granted, but only on a tech deck.

i wish i didnt have to get a spinal fusion.
granted but then youll have to crack your back once a minute

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

wish granted.. but the real chuck noris kicks your ass really hard


i wish my music store would get some good music and not only famous rappers

Granted, but they close.

granted but you die (he didn't post a wish lol so i took a stab at an answer anyway)

i wish i could fly, likes superman, goddamn i wish i was superman :icon_bigg

granted but then you fall out of the sky

i wish i could have more pop tarts

Granted, but you are so dumb for not involving kryptonite in a wish about superman that you choke to death on the wrapper.

I wish shawn would come back... I need someone to make fun of.

granted, but he comes back and makes fun of you

i wish i could jump off buildings and not get hurt.

Granted, but a hole will open in your landing spot that will make you fall in the deepest darkest corner of hell.

I wish I can be a wicked necromancer.

granted but then the activity goes extinct

i wish i had a sausage patty

wish granted but it tastes bad

wish i had a band

granted but you all suck....and your the worst

i wish i could eat this amazingly delishes stake all night long and have absolutely no side effects...beat that

granted but you all suck....and your the worst

i wish i could eat this amazingly delishes stake all night long and have absolutely no side effects...beat that

You ate the steak, but gained testicular cancer exactly after..
The cancer wasn't a result of the steak, so it wasn't a "side effect". :icon_wink

I wish I had the willpower to eat an entire stick of "chap stick"..

You ate the steak, but gained testicular cancer exactly after..
The cancer wasn't a result of the steak, so it wasn't a "side effect". :icon_wink

I wish I had the willpower to eat an entire stick of "chap stick"..


you eat the chapstick....then pass out and find youself in your exs basement with YOU ARE Gay written all over your face in sharpie

i wish i get sponsersed by baker nike sb and kr3w when i get older

granted, but the devil steals your soul

i wish i didnt have to piss.

granted, but the devil steals your soul

i wish i didnt have to piss.
granted...now you **** when you would have pissed

i wish i didnt have to go to school and still be smart

grated but the new "smart" is gay

i wish i lived on an island where it was only me and girls with big ***s that loved me more then anything

granted but then they killed each other

i wish i wasnt gay according to baker4life....IM NOT GAY

you eat the chapstick....then pass out and find youself in your exs basement with YOU ARE Gay written all over your face in sharpie

My x's house is a bungalow, there is no basement to be passed out and graffiti 's on..
Your story doesn't fit together bubb'.. :icon_cool

grated but the new "smart" is gay

i wish i lived on an island where it was only me and girls with big ***s that loved me more then anything

One word, "castration".
I wish I were an Oscar meyer Weiner.

Edit: To slow..
skater...
You're a bisexual..
I still wish I were an Oscar meyer Weiner.

granted but the new "not gay" is gay

i wish skater... is and always will be gay

granted but the new "not gay" is gay

i wish skater... is and always will be gay
sorry not granted :icon_burn

i wish i had the new album riot by paramore

i wish you would SHUT UP

i wish you would SHUT UP
granted

hahah lol

wtf hey you guys follow the game rules.

wish for nothing

You get something, but its broken.

I wish I had a mcchicken.

wish granted but it tastes awful

wish i could love you

granted, but he doesn't love you back.

i wish today wasn't a holiday

granted but you have to go tosummmer school

i wish i could skate with Dylan amd my cousin and i dont suck

granted... but Dylan and your cousin suck and decide to be jocks and hate skateboarding.

i wish the empty shipyard wasn't tresspassing

Wish granted, but it's haunted.

I wish I went to that charity wrestling show when my buddy actually won the battle royal and all the fans stormed the ring.

granted, but some one on the cround punched you in the face

i wish i was taller

Granted, but you look wierd in those carnival funhouse mirrors.

I wish I kept that Mad Max 2 british quad movie poster that I got years ago. It's easily worth thousands now.

granted but no one buys it coz mad max one is better

i wish i wasnt so tired

wish isn't granted and you pass out for 2 days from tiredness

I wish my mom would let me have my hair cut even more (I'm a girl) hehehe

Granted, but long hair is making a comeback.

I wish Coliseum had that True Love Dunkin Donut logo sticker so my wife will get off my case about it!

wish granted but your wife ain't home.

wish i can be a super hero

Granted, but the series got cancelled after 12 issues.

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I wish I could wake up a bit!

granted...But ytou wake up inside your worst nightmare and you live in it forever.

i wish i don't break my deck from landing on the tail.