guess you gotta be flexible like me so you can suck you own **** like i do every night.

.....

.....don't give away my secret.
oops.

oops my strap on fell off.

hmmm, try getting a real one

hmmm, try getting a real one. if you need some reccomendations, i'm an expert.
thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks, ill just go with no c*ck and say im a guy

uhmmm

uhmmm oh yea lemme suck it like that boy


eeeew

^^^^

Im gay and like buttseks.

Yeah how are you gonna change that around? Fooled.

^^^^

Im gay and like buttseks.




you little homo you XD

im a little homo XD
thanks for sharing

thanks for sucking me

Uh oh, did sombody reveal a secret that shouldnt have been revealed?

Uh oh, did somebody reveal the secret that i have sex with animals?

yes, they did. shame really

yes, they did. shame I was involved to. Now everybody knows... Yeah, that's pretty dumb for you.

Yeah, that's pretty dumb of me to try and fit that umbrella up there.

up where.. that was one crap

up my anus.. that was crap
sweet.

Close this garbage thread

Agreed. 15 pages of bad sex jokes and wasted bandwith.

Agreed. 15 pages of great sex jokes, this is the BEST THREAD EVER.

it's alright i suppose

it's alright to have sex with my sister to me

i dont think thats right

i think she's too tight

Maybe you should try your mom

i tried my mom and she is great!

dude, gross

i like to rub my cats hairy nipples
while my dad pounds my ass
and i eat my dead grandma out................

i like to rub my dad's hairy nipples
while my aids infested cat pounds my ass
and i eat my grandma out till she bleeds................



Ew. Man thats so not right.

This thread is ****.
I concur.

I jacked off to that.

O really now?

O really? i just did that as well
nice.

me too, it was nice.

did you do it together?

did you do it together? And you didn't ask me? It's over!

calm down you can't have everything you want

come on down to my cellar and you can have everything you want

Thats sick man, so sick

Thats sick man, i wish i was in your position
that was not gay



P.S. - sorry if the one before the edit was challenging to change

i'm so f-ing gay



P.S. - sorry if the one before the straight guy i wanted was challenging to to turn gay so he could f-ck me


i had to revive this thread

i had to jerk off to this thread
now bring it on!

now gargle my marbles!

I still can't believe this thread has been going for this long.

I still can't believe i've been orgasming over that guy on american idol (clay aiken) for this long.

ewww clay aiken

yumm clay aiken, i saw his long slong.

I have no idea waht slong means

ewww gay porn *Secretly gets a boner*

Lawlz.

*publicly gets a boner.*
How humiliating. :tongue:

How humiliating. :tongue:
who homosexual?

Am homosexual.

Muhaha. Beat that.

Muhaha.want me to Beat that for you?.

i think i did pretty good.

i think i did pretty good in bed with your dad last night.
yea wawt!

yea give it to me dad.!

this is a game for people with no souls/lives.
its perfect for me.

this is a game for people with no souls/lives and sexual disorders such as masochism and sadism.
its perfect for me.

So yea this game is pretty lame!

So yea this game really does make me horney!
pwned!

I'm a dirty kniving dumb whorebag!

Sorry I'm outta ideas

Sorry hun, I'm out already.

What an odd game.

What an odd shaped wiener, put it in me.

i will not put my stange looking weiner in you.

i will put my strange looking wiener in you cuz your ass is so bootylicious!.

I already said this is gay! why am i posting?

I already said im gay! why wont you **** me dad?
.....

..... (i'm actually getting pretty horny on that. brb.

aight maybe this is an ok thread

i want to blow Derrick14


why thank you but, im not gay so, no thanks

why that you, id love that because im gay so, thanks.
mega pwn.

mega pwn.

you lose

you lost ur virginity to me lol hahah


yey i'm glad i revived this thread

yey i'm glad i revived my great grandmother from the grave so i can go necrophilia on her.

haha pretty fun

haha pretty fun, I do it too, only to my dog who has suffered mega beastiality from me but she likes it, but I can't find any protection for beasitality sex

I think Derrick has one :tongue:

I think Derrick has one giant penis :tongue:

dude, not cool...

dude, im not cool... but i wish i was as cool as logan.
umm thanks but can we discuss this when youre done blowing me?

umm thanks but can we discuss this when youre done blowing me?


no need to screw that quoe, it just prooves your gay lol

youre the one blowing me.

i need to screw you, it just prooves im gay lol
owned much.

I LOVE GIANT MANLY MUSCULAR PENIS AFTER ITS JUST RAPED A FAT AIDS INFECTED DOG IN HEAT, BUT THAT DOG JUST PUKED ITS POO FILLED HAIRBALL PUKE ALL OVER ITS VAGINA.


****** lol

i'm blowing myself right now so i can't post any replies for a couple of minutes.

take your time

EDIT: Aww man you posted right before me

ima flaming ****** lol, i have tons of butt bustin buddies, and even more peter pullin pals. would you like to be one of them? call me at 1-900-ihavenolifeandimasmellyhomosexual-ohandillbeyour*****forunderadollar

damnit... why would you say that?

i hurt Derrick14's feelings



:( lol

[QUOTE=matixskater]take your time i kno it takes a while to find the hole through all my jelly rolls

lol

My mom just caught me masturbating and I told her I was dancing, was this the right thing to do?

Absolutely!

"Absolutely!" Said Razz to the man requesting a blowjob, astride the leatherbound bucket seat of his Bentley.

What a pity.

i will Absolutely put that penis in my mouth

haha!

haha haha hahha, Omg, i can't stop laughing


Ow good god.. , my penis felled off

Din't you had a vagina?

Didn't i have a vagina?

nice!

hahah i'm a noob here but i've already blown razz's tiny penis

double own

when i get a hamburger at a fast food restraunt, i cut a slit in the bottom so my boyfriend can make his magic into, and once hes done, i eat his delicious tasting man milk out of my hamburger, almost as if it was ketchup.

dang!

dang i still can't see my penis!

Try looking for it with a telescope

My **** looks like a telescope cause it's made from steel and aluminum.
Wtf? That's weird.

Wtf? That's weird.

So are you

so r u gay to?

I guess that was good enough...

Im not good enough at screwing peoples quotes



i know

my vagina needs a lube every now and then

I'm not surprised

I'm ugly

im at school right now and for another 20 minutes for detention, its been 40 minutes already

im at school right now and for another 20 minutes for detention, its been 40 minutes already

I don't wanna screw your quotes to make you feel bad for detention...if you are at detention how can you use the computer???

I don't wanna screw you to make you feel good for detention...if you are at detention how can you stick your.... you know...???


haha owned

poor swordman540, how embarassing :)

haha I owned poor swordman540 in the ass while everyone watched, how embarassing for me and him :)

i tryed my best on that one

i beat off on my chest on that one

You, my friend, are sick.

You, my friend, have a very nice ****.

Get the f*** away from me!

Get the f*** over here and cum on me!

Umm...

mmm...cUmm...

man ur really diggin urself into a whole

man ur really wantin urself in my a hole


effed!

man im really diggin that male whore

You sick |=uck

i wanna get effed in the bumhole!


jesus guys, your horny

leffed in the dust by my aw3sum Cumback! Dud3S!!

Loser. lol

You sick |=uck




jesus im horny for guys


wow... somthin u should take to a gay chatroom

Loser. lol




wow i should find a gay chatroom


what now! jerk! lol

what a relief now i can finally jerk-off while watching my favorite episode of life of ryan lol (no lie)

ouch!

ouch ryan! i told you not to bite!!

You enjoy blowjobs from the crybaby?

what a relief now i can finally jerk off with my favorite gay lover ryan sheckler. we lol all night. (no lie)

woahhh i didnt know you knew ryan sheckler! cool :p haha

I enjoy blowjobs from the crybaby!

way to easy!

woahhh i didnt know you knew ryan sheckler could u hook me up...id die to get with him


also a rather easy one

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I

im an easy one


ROFLROFL-ROFLcopter

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I (http://i go to youtube.com/to watch?gay pornv=o-VtPT36r-I)

what was i sposed to do? it was url

what am i sposed to do? im not used to gurls?


fly it, fly that roflcopter!

if i dont stfu im gonna be forced to jump off that roflcopter!


hey man 1800-suicide

hey man 1800-ryansheckleraddicts


danggggg

danggggg i love ryan sheckler
dude not cool

dude i wanna ass rape my dog, brb...

me to, brb


JKJKJKJKJJKJKJKJKJ

me to, brb... wanna tag team with me?
umm yeah!

When my girlfriend asked if I was gay I said, "umm yeah!"

Oh wow.

Oh wow. Maybe we could have a threesome ass raping that dog.

animal lover

animal loving time

Seriously Daniel Jones close this thread or something. We are all running out of ideas.

Seriously Daniel Jones, im not going to make out with you.

how embarassing

i have a really thin ****, how embarassing

Oh really??

bumb


oh really?!?!

BALLS?!?!
You didn't give me much to work with.

I didn't give you much to work with cus i have a small penis.


haha man you're a loser

haha I'm a man whore
We all know you are.

close this whack s***

I cant, im not a mod.

I cant, im on crack.
I should stop posting so often.

I should stop wanking when i see derrick post


yes ,s top

i like being on the top

same here!

poop!

I'd much rather be changing that swordsman's quotes..

I'd much rather be raping that swordsman's quotes..

My quotes are precious. Don't kill them.

My quotes are gay. kill them.
Haha. It's like you hate yourself.

I hate myself.
harsh d00d.

Anyone up for a sexual favour?

Songs don't rhyme properly anymore. D:

my penis doesn't work properly anymore. D:
you should see a doctor or something.

you should see a middle-aged hooker or something.

aww c'mon man, thats disgusting.

aww c'mon man look at my wiener, its not that disgusting.
giggidy giggidy

I enjoy Thanksgiving. All the food, games, tv, parades, and best of all, being with my family.

HA! And you thought i was going to turn that into a gay joke.

Ima dike.

Lesbian joke...TAKE THAT!

c*ck... I'LL TAKE THAT!

Christmas.

Christmas is coming. Be happy. Close this thread
Please do

Please don't
okay.

I'm that guy that tried cutting off his penis and failing.
Good job.

Good job. maybe later i can take you out to dinner, then we can have sex and not cuddle.
im up for that.

<SP:)



ok............

im not funny.
he speaks the truth.

lol

why am i even in this forum?

your mom sucks
that is all
:P

My quotes are precious. Don't kill them.



...HAHAHA GUYS, DISREGAURD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.


I agree.

I agree. Suck mine.
I didn't know you rolled that way drizzle.

Me Gusta muchachos
Well, at least you said it in Spanish...

Well, at least try my Spanish sausage...
that was terrible:(

that was sexy:icon_drib
You sick bastard.

You gave me crabs, you bastard.
123kill.

Haha I told Leo he has crabs like me.
I don't have crabs!!...I have Genital Herpes.

I don't have crabs!!...I have Genital Herpes, tastes much better



you



sick


mother



****er

you





**** me
No thanks.

With pleasure.
I'm grow tired of the continuous sexual references in this place.

I <3 men.
I'm so original.

I <3 men.
I can do that too. Not that I approve.

This is the final quote i'm screwing around with. I love you David Letterman. My son's name is George Clooney

I never knew you two had something going on.

me and leo have something going on.
i suspected.

i suspected cause when Leo and I were having sex you suddenly walked in
Watch out next time

Invite me over next time

Are you guys planning a threesome?

Are you guys planning a threesome? Cause I can operate a camera pretty well.
You ****tard.

You **** well.
beepboop

i like to eat poop and diherria straight out of other men's *******s :)<SP:)

im gay

ouch,

ps. that one was creative lol

ouch,

the buttsecks last night really hurt.
First timer, huh.

First timer, huh.

lol, no i just had no ideas

lol, i just have no penis
when are we gunna get off gay jokes?
they poop one was a little too far.
like not funny, just 2girls1cup.com went through my head.

this game sux

man i suck i should get banned


yea you should

this game sux


man if you dont have anything posi to say dont say anything at all
haha,
seriousley though,
lets keep this place positive

me=gay!
.....

im bored

if you screw this quote your gay

if you screw this quote ill screw you. i meant that sexually. (:
wtf dude?

Can I have another dose of kick my ass?
Yes. Yes you can.

Yes. Yes you can - but only if i can administer that ass kicking and then recieve some myself
some people here have some very odd requests

some people here have some very odd requests

mmm I'm sure your requests are odder :icon_woow

mmm i request to have sex with an otter :icon_woow

you're sick man

you're awesome man, what a great idea!
Just leave animals alone man, come on.

Just leave my penis alone man, come on.
Dude..

Dude.. i dont wanna leave it alone i wanna ride it all night!
lol been a while since ive come to screw with quotes and of coarse i already know what kind of screwed up quote some 1 will do to me...

I'm gay.
Ha. Classic.

Haha! I love asses.
Chuck Norris!

i enjoy long walks on the beach, licking cream off fall from grace's nipples, and Michael Bolton concerts.


and i enjoy having them licked.

and i enjoy beastiality porn.

WOOTWOOT!

TOOTTOOT!

Awesome dude you're a train :icon_pelv

harder baby :icon_pelv



if thats how you want it

if thats how you want it, I'll tickle your colon for sweetcorn.
Amatuer.

i watch gay Amatuer porn.

haha im incredibly gay.

haha im incredibly straight.
Yeah!! Wait...****.

Harder! Yeah!! Wait...****. I'm not on the pill.

Sad. =[

Am Sad i turned gay. =[

Haha your gay.

Haha I'm gay.


Good to know and stay away :) .

Good to know *boner*



Nice dude.

Nice ass dude.


Wtf man?

Wtf man i ejaculated in a record time of 10 minutes

lol loser xD.

lol I'm a loser xD.
...Oh.

Oh god, don't stop! Give me taht c*ck!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I think that post was perfect the way it is. lol