Basically, you make a post three words long to add to the story that we all make up off the tops of our heads. Go for it.
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Once upon a

Basically, you make a post three words long to add to the story that we all make up off the tops of our heads. Go for it.
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Once upon a

time there was

great idea
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elf named derrick!

that liked man-boobs


(sorry i had too)

and manboob is one word now!!

so Derrick14 stared


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this is gonna be so much fun

into the eyes

of the FSM!

only to see

his we-we sprung

he liked fatties!!!

that liked eating

his moms delicious

chocolate coating pie.

The staring developed

into ferocious sitting.

and he daydreamed

of the man-boobs

while playing with

chocolate coating pie

Because he wanted

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You guys really suck at this game.. haha.

i really regret using my name now LOL!!!
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kraft dinner, so

Derrick snorted popcorn

and got high

and fell down

and got up

only to realize

he fell down

on señor waffles.

He was buttplugged.

in the pooper

then lost consciousness

When he woke

he saw his

wee-wee had shrunk

smaller than a

.5 inch tictac

Then he ran

to señor waffles

only to find

that waffles was

his kablam sauce

got all over

himself and realized

at pron. when

but hes gay

with dumbdog's mom

you changed it fagot

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waffles's a girl

With a serect

told it to

Edit: did you mean secret?

her father and

his father hit

her face and
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i have a feeling this will turn into a rape story

raped her hard

then walked away

logged on skaterscafe

because he wanted

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4 words dummie

to jack off

he really was

over senor waffles

It turned out

fall from grace

likes his dog

so he ate

his dogs shiit

with a cup

1dog 1guy 1cup

1waffle was also

so then he

became very homosexual

he was not

which killed him

and raped derrick14.

so then derrick

managed to go

to the therapist

and do him

then he looked

at the door

and said "dude

and his mom

replied with "Get

your hands off!

So then he

pulled out his

(Don't overdo the sex thing...Please. Hair would be very family friendly right about now.)

d*ck and makes


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hey i think it'd be a good idea if we make a whole summary of this in the next post just to see how its going and we can really read the story.

love to a

fellow cousin from

west virginia then

he killed himself!

THERE IM OUT OF THE STORY NOW!

Derrick was revived

by Señor Waffles

with a muffin

but then overdosed

most of this is turning in to random *ss sh*t that doesn't make sence
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of the muffins

most of this is turning in to random *ss sh*t that doesn't make sence
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of the muffins

hehe, that's the point




with cat hairballs

while sucking a

popsicle from his

pants, he chocked

on a penis

and died. Pathtek4

(oh, dumbdog. Your originality never ceases to amaze me.)
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revived him again.
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(We're gonna keep doing this Derrick. Sorry.)

Derrick Tried to

Quit Reviving Me!!!


Derrick Died Yet-again

Fallen Revived Derrick

derrick got locked-in-jail

Derrick sat there

and died, fallenskater

Went skateboarding outside

and broke his-neck

But fallen Lived

And Leo told-derrick-to-stop-doing-this-crap

derrick didnt listen-and-died

. Goddamn it! Stop!

derrick is alive!

derrick slapped leo-for-using-language :D

Right on. Derrick

fallen stood there-and-laughed

fallen stood there-and-laughed
(Aha! Too late!)

fallen sucked leo's......=D

lollipop he bought-from-walmart?

lol

Seriously guys. The point of this thread is to only add three words. So quit using the ****ing hyphens or however the hell you spell that.

fallen is sorry

About dat sh*t

then fallen said

i like it

then leo died

but no one

gave a sh*t

cuz he's gay

and so's Derrick

king of gay's

then derrick cried

because leo lived.

(You ****. I wanted to keep you alive because I CARE ABOUT YOU!!! *cry,sob,cry*

Then he ate

and i wanted to die cuz people were gurting my feelings lol
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his long hard........

an inconsiderate jerk.

(You are what you eat, Derrick. lol)

juicy almost bursting

his big belly

had a baby.

that started to

get punched by

the evil doctor

Named Leo Leonardo.

Hell yes! I wanted to punch the baby!

is a troll

like Dumb dog

yes i seperated it. Hate me.

trips on acid

and sees flying

outta derrick's womanhood

a three inch

****, that is

unnoticeable without a

meant for him.

unnoticeable without a

Hubble telescope handy

so it was

A massive erection

with a tiny

**** head and

derrick thought it

looked sort of

like a polejam.

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HOORAH FOR SKATER TALK THAT ISN'T DIRECTLY SEXUAL

so he grabbed

his groinal region

and started to..

talk to it.

"why hey there....
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I VOTE FOR THIS TO BE CLOSED. IM STARTING TO GET OFFENDED BY SOME OF THE REMARKS MADE IN HERE.

you're awfully petite

cuz i beat..
(C'mon its a lead on!)

up your mom."

(I've stopped with sexual jokes now...But, I don't know how long I can go.)

he proceded to

next person to offend me gets negged

next person to offend me gets negged
I'm pretty sure that you can't do that just because were making jokes about you...But, feel free if you want others to get pissed at you for neggin.
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have milkshakes that

He proceeded to: Pick his nostril

I'm pretty sure that you can't do that just because were making jokes about you...But, feel free if you want others to get pissed at you for neggin.
i have asked several times for you guys to stop, im not angry lol, imjust tired of being made fun of



He proceeded to: Pick his nostril
i dont care about this junk, its just the tiny penis remarks that piss me off lol

and found cum

next person to offend me gets negged
its not our fault YOU used YOUR NAME
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so he began

to put it

in his mouth

and loved it

your boardering being negged.

BTW i didnt use my name to be ridiculed

so much he

puked

stopped because he

died tragically man.

He was revived-by

(Don't do that. Thanks)

by Leo Leonardo.

who incidentally was

definitly high on

pot. He was

also on crack



(I missed a bit of the story, so this is random)

yet, somehow, his

his mom loved

to kill him.

But then he

killed his mom,

and did things

to himself ONLY.

(****, its a good thing I rejected that set up.)

cuz he couldn't

find another reason

to pleasure himself.

But, Fallfromgrace had

a seizure and

ended up having

diarhhea (sp) for the

rest of eternity.

his wee-wee hurt

and the sky

turn brown do

But then something

sprung like a

spring in a bed

in the pooper

of life itself.



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The story so far. Dont blame me if its filled with obscenities:

Once upon a time there was elf named Derrick that liked man-boobs, so Derrick14 stared into the eyes of the FSM! Only to see his wee-wee sprung - he liked fatties!!! that like eating his moms delicious chocolate coating pie. The staring developed into ferocious sitting. And he daydreamed of the man-boobs while playing with chocolate coating pie, because he wanted kraft dinner. So Derrick snorted popcorn and got high, and fell down, and got up only to realise he fell down on Senor Waffles.

He was buttplugged in the pooper then lost conciousness. When he woke he saw his wee-wee had shrunk smaller than a half inch tictac. Then he ran to Senor Waffles, only to find his kablam sauce got all over himself and realised at pron. When - but he's gay with dumbdogs mom. Waffles's a girl with a secret. Told it to her father and his father hit her face and raped her hard and walked away, logged on skaterscafe because he wanted to jack off. He really was over Senor Waffles.

It turned out fall from grace likes his dog, so he ate his dogs shiit with a cup. 1dog 1guy 1cup. 1waffle was also. So then he became very homosexual. He was not, which killed him, and raped derrick14. So then derrick managed to go to the therapist and do him, then he loked at the door and said "dude", and his mom replied with "get your hands off!" So then he pulled out his d*ck and makes love to a fellow cousin form Virginia, then he killed himself!

Derrick was revived by Senor Waffles with a muffin, but the overdosed on the muffins with cat hairballs. While sucking a popsicle from his pants, he choked on a penis and died.

Pathtek4 revived him again.
Derrick tried to...
Derrick died yet again.
Fallen revived Derrick.
Derrick got locked-in-jail.
Derrick sat there and died.

Fallenskater went skateboarding outside and broke his neck. BUt fallen lived and Leo told-derrick-to-stop-doing-this-crap. Derrick didnt listen-and-died. Goddamn it! Stop!

Derrick is alive! Serrick slapped leo. Right on Derrick. Fallen stood there-and-laughed. (Aha! Too late!) Fallen sucked leo's lollipop from walmart?

*Leo interjects the story*

Seriously guys. The point of this thread is to only add three words. So quit using the ****ing hyphens or however the hell you spell that.

*story continues*

Fallen is sorry about dat sh*t. Then fallen said "I like it ". Then Leo died but no-one gave a sh*t. Cuz hes gay. And so Derrick's king of gays. Then Derrick cried becuase Leo lived. Then he ate his long, hard, juicy, almost bursting...

His big belly had a baby that started to get punched by the evil doctor named Leo Leonardo. He's a troll, like Dumb Dog trips on acid and sees flying outta derrick's womanhood a three inch ****, that is unnoticable without a Hubble telescope handy. So it was a massive erection with a tiny **** head and Derrick thought it looked sort of like a polejam.

So he grabbed his groinal region and started to talk to it. "why hey there, you're awfully petite, cos I beat up your mom". He preceded to pick his nostril and found cum, so he put it in his mouth and loved it so much he stopped because he died tragically man. He was revived by Leo Leonardo. Who incedentally was definitely high on pot. He was also on crack. Yet, somehow, his mom loved to kill him. But then he killed his mom and did things to himself only. Cus he couldn't find another reason to pleasuer himself.

But, Fallfromgrace had a seizure and ended up having diarrhea for the rest of eternity. His wee-wee hurt and the sky turn brown do... But then something sprung like a spring in bed, in the pooper of life itself.

Then a gay...

danced like god

but then tripped

on derrick's small

no wait, large

Foot and then

landed in the [mushroom kingdom]

(^ above: not three words :()

face first on

a vagina, "yum

, tastes like fish."

It was Princess

Hairy Big Toe

who was a

ugly ass mother

with a bearded

shoop da whoop

that looks gay.

then swordman540 humped

Derrick14's leg like

it wasn't plastic

or rubber like

it was rather

soft and supple.

like derrick's man-boobs

that jiggle when

licked or poked

by his man

(Come on!!! Man whore!!!! ...Wow. I'm every other post on this page. Sad.)

whore who was

as dominant as

a lion mating

with a gorilla.

(And don't be a wussy like those guys on animal planet. Just call it sex. lol)

and michale jackson

but thats when

the hero, Leo

-Leonardo, interfered and

stabbed Derrick's face.

with a rusty

steak knife from