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01rmck
01-22-2008, 03:25 PM
Funny game! (i'm pretty sure a thread of this game hasn't been done, i checked and it came up with nothing)

Ok, so basically the person above you will say "i like my women as i like my [blank]" and the person below that person will complete that sentence of how they like their women:P Use your imagination!
it sounds confusing but it'll be obvious once it gets going!

For example:
I could say "I like my women as i like my sofa..."
and the next person could complete that sentence with, "big and spongy":p then they get to set a new uncomplete sentence for the next person to complete etc etc. you get the idea!:D

I'll start off with an easy one:)
"I like my women how i like my ice cream..."

GNAR
01-22-2008, 03:27 PM
Wet and creamy.

I like my women how I like my toothpaste......

krookedskater
01-22-2008, 03:29 PM
curvy.

I like my women how i like my hourglasses.......

SkateMore
01-22-2008, 03:31 PM
lasts a longggggg time.

I like my women how I like my best friends dog

jakedaskater
01-22-2008, 03:43 PM
always licking me
i like my women how i like my cereal

crazyskter
01-22-2008, 03:47 PM
crunchy and chewy

i like my woman how i like my ipod

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 03:54 PM
crunchy and chewy

i like my woman how i like my ipod

white

i like my women like i like my penis

Shorty's_Kid
01-22-2008, 04:03 PM
Short and soft.

lmao

I like my women like i my coffee

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 04:05 PM
Short and soft.

lmao

I like my women like i my coffee


dude, i just realized what someone could have said when i saw you replyed, i knew you said short

anyway, back to the game


in a cup

i like my women like i like my jeans

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:13 PM
Tight

I like my women how I like my soda...

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 04:14 PM
small can :P


i like my women like i like my head (ooooo dont be nasty)

sskatess
01-22-2008, 04:14 PM
hairy in the right places.

I like my women like a pie.

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:20 PM
Warm, juicy cherry.

I like my women how I like my television channels

sskatess
01-22-2008, 04:22 PM
with porn/sex being the most important

I like my women how i like my phone.

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 04:22 PM
they make noise when you "use" them


i like my women like i like my food

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:23 PM
Taste good and for a cheap price! ;)

I like my women how I like my hats

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 04:25 PM
they go on top ;P


i like my women like i like this thread

sskatess
01-22-2008, 04:26 PM
just so easy!

i like my women like i like Derrick14 (be nice lol)

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:27 PM
Always prepared to suck my ****!!!! lmao, jk derrick

I like my women how i like my shirts

Derrick14
01-22-2008, 04:27 PM
they go on you easily


i like my women like i like what i just wrote

Seņor Waffles
01-22-2008, 04:28 PM
its nice and relaxing.



I like women like i like skating.

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:30 PM
I do it every day, and keep getting better at it!

I like my women how I like the letter "E"

sskatess
01-22-2008, 04:38 PM
makes everything look good (without it it would be vrything)
i like my women how i like my cheese

zerosk8ter
01-22-2008, 04:39 PM
woops to late so the cheese
white and sexy(yes sexy white cheese)
i like women how i like my keaboard...

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 04:40 PM
Can punch in 69 as many times as I want

I like my women how I like my garage

Swan
01-22-2008, 04:42 PM
Bet me to it =/. - its nice am smoothh
I like my woman how i like my shoes lol.

zerosk8ter
01-22-2008, 04:42 PM
clean
i like women how i like my anus...

kk360
01-22-2008, 04:43 PM
Bet me to it =/. - its nice am smoothh
I like my woman how i like my shoes lol.
edit you beat me to it

dirty and brown

I like my women how I like my socks

FlatlandBran
01-22-2008, 05:13 PM
Nice and fuzzy?

I like my woman like I like skaterscafe

Newbed
01-22-2008, 05:32 PM
I like how it's only like, Derrick and SSkateSS, and SSkateSS is the only one who's actually making this worthwhile.


But I like my women battered. SOOOOOOOOOO, eat that!

Black Label
01-22-2008, 05:35 PM
I like my women battered.

Like a Long John Silvers value menu.



I like my women how I like my quarterpipes...

FlatlandBran
01-22-2008, 05:39 PM
Very grindable

I like my woman like I like skaterscafe

ZooCork21
01-22-2008, 05:43 PM
never get off it! (only thing that came to mind)

i like my women like i like my pizza.

Hunter7
01-22-2008, 06:04 PM
Covered in meat
I like my women like i like my pencil sharpener

Ibanez
01-22-2008, 06:07 PM
^ Wears you down to the nub?

I like my women like I like cars

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 06:10 PM
Ride for hours.

I like my women how I like my weather

Hunter7
01-22-2008, 06:10 PM
gothic and with red hair :P
I like my women like i like my skateboards
GAR THIS WAS MEANT FOR IBANEZ'S ONE, IBANEZ READ NOW

Stick Static
01-22-2008, 06:11 PM
They never get tired of pop shuvits

I like my women how I like my pets

Ibanez
01-22-2008, 06:15 PM
gothic and with red hair :P
I like my women like i like my skateboards
GAR THIS WAS MEANT FOR IBANEZ'S ONE, IBANEZ READ NOW

Well red hair isn't a must but it helps, :icon_peac

Above me about pets
You can control them and make them do tricks.

Sk8photographer
01-22-2008, 06:50 PM
I like my woman like my bearings

Black Label
01-22-2008, 06:53 PM
I like my woman like my bearings

Lubed up and ready to be penetrated by a stiff shaft.

I like my women like my alarm clock.

Shorty's_Kid
01-22-2008, 07:19 PM
Loud and square.

I like my women like i like my metal.

savedskater43
01-22-2008, 07:21 PM
smooth but makes a great noise when you bang her

i like my women like i like my computerr

unalive
01-22-2008, 07:25 PM
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I like my women like I like my Xanax.

fcgb
01-22-2008, 07:25 PM
well priced at 300$.

I like my women like I like my '80's daytime television aerobic shows.

unalive
01-22-2008, 07:38 PM
sweaty, flamboyant, and giving me a boner.


I like my women like I like my toaster strudel.

Manic
01-22-2008, 07:41 PM
Soft, gooey, and ready for icing.

I like my women like I like my pants.

Shorty's_Kid
01-22-2008, 07:44 PM
Tight and white. ;)

I like my women like i like my Ice Cream.
smooth but makes a great noise when you bang her
That doesn't even make any sense! I was talking about Metal as a Music genre, lmao.

Manic
01-22-2008, 07:47 PM
Cold as hell but melts in my mouth.

I like my women how I like my deoderant.


(this is fun...hehehe)

fcgb
01-22-2008, 07:47 PM
Picked up at the CVS for under 5 dollar

I like my women like I like my STD's.

Manic
01-22-2008, 07:52 PM
Just itchin to touch my balls.

I like my women like I like my bananas.

HelloxTherexIan
01-22-2008, 07:55 PM
Peelable.

I like my women how I like my mother.

Valiance
01-22-2008, 07:58 PM
*****y and saggy boobs (Im terrible at this :))

I like my women how I like my blankets

krookedskater
01-22-2008, 07:59 PM
given you that warm and fuzzy feeling.

I like women like I like my pr0n...

CircaSkater9386
01-22-2008, 07:59 PM
sexy??

i like my women how i like my guitar

fcgb
01-22-2008, 08:00 PM
Virtual.

I like my women like I like Altoids.

krookedskater
01-22-2008, 08:00 PM
hot and spicy.

i like women how I like my shirts...

CircaSkater9386
01-22-2008, 08:02 PM
big and loose
i like my women like i like my bed

krookedskater
01-22-2008, 08:03 PM
broken in and soft.
I like my women like i like my skate shoes...

HighVoltageSk8r
01-22-2008, 08:04 PM
big and fluffy, and some pee pee stains.

i like my women how i like my grandfather.

Manic
01-22-2008, 08:04 PM
Dead.

I like my women like I like my shoelaces.



(He really isn't dead but I couldnt resist)

HelloxTherexIan
01-22-2008, 08:06 PM
On my feet.

I like my women how I like my blender.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-22-2008, 08:16 PM
they make me smoothies.

i like my women like i like my pubes.

Manic
01-22-2008, 08:17 PM
Easy to get rid of.

I like my women like I like my band-aids.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-22-2008, 09:27 PM
white and bloody.

i like my women like i like my dog ****.

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:58 AM
Steamin' Hot!

I like my women like I like my backpacks.

jesushadherpes
01-23-2008, 12:10 PM
i can fit my junk inside.

i like my women like i like my bong.

krookedskater
01-23-2008, 12:21 PM
always ready to blow.

I like my women like i like my waffles...

Noj
01-23-2008, 12:23 PM
thick and smelling sweet with extra syrup.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Pathtek4
01-23-2008, 12:26 PM
Hot with lots of cream

I like my woman, like I like my computer...

chewy
01-23-2008, 12:27 PM
... with no viruses.

I like my women like I like my bananas...

krookedskater
01-23-2008, 12:27 PM
with butter on top!

I like my women like I like my music....

albino zoo
01-23-2008, 12:36 PM
Easy to mute.

I like my women how i like my weed...

lilro
01-23-2008, 01:43 PM
and im drug-free (BUURRNN...ssssssssss.....lol jk)

i like my women like i like my keyboard

jesushadherpes
01-23-2008, 01:51 PM
Easy to mute.

I like my women how i like my weed...

they dont cost alot, smell good, last a long time, dont mind when theres no plastic bag, and get me to lay down on the couch for awhile.

Sk8photographer
01-23-2008, 03:28 PM
I like my woman like I like my nose

Naive
01-23-2008, 04:00 PM
pretty on the outside, interesting on the inside


I like my men how I like my cakes

choker
01-23-2008, 04:07 PM
congrats you just ruined it

Elemental106
01-23-2008, 04:15 PM
^LOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLMAONADE. Ahem

I like my men like I like my coffee. I just ruined it too.

Sev7n
01-23-2008, 04:38 PM
^ I shouldn't fill that one out. So I'll fix so it works for me :D

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Black.

I like my women like I like my school work.

Manic
01-23-2008, 04:54 PM
Ready to get an F.

I like my women like I like my cameras.

Izi
01-23-2008, 05:01 PM
Easy to use, and fast to capture.

I like my women like soda.

GNAR
01-23-2008, 05:03 PM
I can never have to much

I like my women how I like my house...

Sev7n
01-23-2008, 05:18 PM
Clean and dirty at the same time.

I like my women how I like my work outs.

Manic
01-23-2008, 05:20 PM
Leaving me gasping for air, sweaty, and needing a smoke.

I like my womens like I like my bowls.

Shorty's_Kid
01-23-2008, 05:56 PM
Round and deep? lmao

I like my women like i like my bed.

Manic
01-23-2008, 06:00 PM
Ready for me to be on top of her at night.

I like my women like I like my incense.

Tim-A
01-23-2008, 06:02 PM
smellin good

i like my women how i like my skateboard

Derrick14
01-23-2008, 06:07 PM
fun to ride


i like my women like i like my cell phone

fcgb
01-23-2008, 06:16 PM
bluetooth enabled!

I like my women like I like this thread.

Manic
01-23-2008, 06:16 PM
Lots of sex talk.

I like my women like I like my underwear.

Shorty's_Kid
01-23-2008, 07:01 PM
Brown and smelly?

I like my women like i like my food

Tim-A
01-23-2008, 07:16 PM
finger lickin good

i like my women how i like my tv

HighVoltageSk8r
01-23-2008, 07:17 PM
hot and greasy, whawa


i like my women like i like dead babies

GNAR
01-23-2008, 07:19 PM
All over my house.

I like my women how I like my sink...

Tim-A
01-23-2008, 07:20 PM
hot and cold

I like my women how i like myself

Derrick14
01-23-2008, 07:27 PM
gay




i like my women like i like my computer

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 08:18 PM
I like my women how I like my socks--folded up tight and locked in a drawer.

Manic
01-23-2008, 08:52 PM
....*glitch*

I like my women like I like my fondue.

Izi
01-23-2008, 09:04 PM
I like my women how I like my socks--folded up tight and locked in a drawer.


You ruined it..


I like my women like I like my rug..
Merging doublepost
Gooey, and oh so sweet to the taste.

I like my women like I like my rug...

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:11 PM
Underneath me.

I like my women like I like my thumb.

le electric chr
01-23-2008, 09:16 PM
short and fat

I like my women like i like my computer

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:18 PM
Without protection so they shrivel up and die!

I like my women like I like my friendly neighborhood spiderman... (GOT YOU ****ERS! HAVE FUN WITH THAT)

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:21 PM
Having fun with a sticky white substance. (FAIL!)

I like my women like I like my keys.

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:23 PM
Always locking them in somewhere, and extremely hard to find.

I like my women like I like my french polynesian laborers...

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:26 PM
Working for a dime an hour.

I like my women like I like my quarters.

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:30 PM
not even worth doing.

I like my women like I like my pornos

KennethSkates
01-23-2008, 09:32 PM
sweaty, sticky, and always fun to watch

i like my women like i like my gameboy...

Shorty's_Kid
01-23-2008, 09:32 PM
Turned on!


I like my women how i like my men.

LOL. Try and find a good answer for THAT that doesn't make you sound gay.

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:33 PM
Staying away from my *******.


I like my women like I like my mechanical pencils.

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:33 PM
with a "comfy grip" if you know what I mean :)

I like my women like I like my eggnog

KennethSkates
01-23-2008, 09:34 PM
thick and creamy

i like my women like i like my mcdonalds...

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:35 PM
heart-stopping

I like my women like I like my vagisil

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:45 PM
Squeezable.


I like my women like I like my headphones.

Izi
01-23-2008, 09:46 PM
easy to turn on, and really loud..

I like my women like I like my hands..

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:47 PM
I like my women like I like my headphones.

Easy to wear, good looking, and with nice MUFFS (down low)

I like my women like I like my neighbors.

Manic
01-23-2008, 09:50 PM
Jackin' my ****.


I like my women like I like my hammer.

ShredTheGnar
01-23-2008, 09:56 PM
I feel refreshed after they are slammed.

I like my women like I like gay rights

Izi
01-23-2008, 11:28 PM
Open and creative:icon_wink

I like my women like I like my religious savior..

Manic
01-24-2008, 06:34 AM
Pure.

I like my women like I like my Absinth.

Black Label
01-24-2008, 12:01 PM
Pure.

I like my women like I like my Absinth.

Not legal to purchase for ownership in the U.S., but in many countries abroad and online.


I like my women like I like my Mickeys 40 oz.'s.

KennethSkates
01-24-2008, 04:19 PM
drunk and cold to the touch

i like my women like i like my pop tarts...

FlatlandBran
01-24-2008, 04:24 PM
Alright alright, the best one ever is

I like my women how I like my whisky

12 years old and mixed with coke

AHAHAHAHA!

hot and lickable

I like my women how I like my leg.

sskatess
01-24-2008, 04:30 PM
athletic and curvy

i like my women how i like my conversations.

Shorty's_Kid
01-24-2008, 04:39 PM
Monotone and uninteresting.

I like my women like i like my pizza rolls.

skatinflip
01-24-2008, 04:41 PM
tan and hard. haha

i like my women like i like my spagetti

Shorty's_Kid
01-24-2008, 04:42 PM
Curvy and covered in sauce? You sick bastard.

I like my women like i like my vegetables.

sskatess
01-24-2008, 04:43 PM
look good but don't taste it.


I like my woman how i like my house

skatinflip
01-24-2008, 04:54 PM
big and roomy haha

i like my women like i like my toilet paper hahahahaha

lilro
01-24-2008, 05:02 PM
white and always smellin my ***

i like my women like i like madden

Manic
01-24-2008, 06:04 PM
Easy to play. (If the Game)

Making odd noises. (If the person)



I like my women like I like my rice crispies treats.

FlatlandBran
01-24-2008, 06:42 PM
snap crackling and popping for me :D

I like my women how I like my girlfriend...

Oh wait.

mr. awesome
01-24-2008, 09:12 PM
i just wont do that one.....


i like my women how i like my cereal...

Manic
01-24-2008, 09:13 PM
Floating in white stuff.


I like my women like I like my wallets.

Tim-A
01-24-2008, 09:26 PM
keeps my Dollar-Fifty cozy if you catch my drift


I like my women how i like my mp3 player

mr. awesome
01-24-2008, 09:32 PM
has some ginormous G'-igabites.

i like my women how i like my braces

krookedskater
01-24-2008, 10:38 PM
tight and shiny? wtf???

I like my women lik i like my mcdonalds...

Tim-A
01-24-2008, 10:55 PM
On the dollar menu

I like my women how i like my dog

Manic
01-25-2008, 05:50 AM
Making loud noises.


I like my women like I like my noodles.

Valiance
01-25-2008, 06:52 AM
Skinny and wet

I like my women how I like my air conditioner

Pathtek4
01-25-2008, 10:23 AM
Cold and always running ?? *odd :p*

I like my women, like I like my chess board

Manic
01-25-2008, 12:25 PM
Half black/half white.

I like my women like I like my electrical plugs.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-25-2008, 12:55 PM
able to get TWO sticks in them

i like my women like i like my tv.

Kelav
01-25-2008, 01:09 PM
Big and old.

I like my women how I like my computer

HighVoltageSk8r
01-25-2008, 01:38 PM
even bigger and older.


i like my women like i like the radio.

Valiance
01-25-2008, 01:56 PM
Small knobs and wont shut the **** up

I like my women how i like my kicks

sskatess
01-25-2008, 02:39 PM
a perfect fit.

i like my girls how i like my sport

AJ
01-25-2008, 05:05 PM
sweaty and gasping for air

i like my women like i like my frisbees

Manic
01-25-2008, 06:01 PM
Passed around a few times and well seasoned.

I like my women like I like my almonds.

M. Mordha
01-25-2008, 09:30 PM
In the form of oil...

i could think of anything

I like my women like I like my skateboards

Hatedsk8R312
01-25-2008, 09:59 PM
easy to ride...

I like my women how i like my showers_______________

M. Mordha
01-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Gets cold after a while

I like my women like i like my uncles

Manic
01-25-2008, 10:18 PM
Vietnamese.

I like my women like I like my foot.

M. Mordha
01-25-2008, 11:53 PM
Able to support my body weight

I like my women like i like my seinfeld episodes

AJ
01-26-2008, 12:50 AM
able to stay entertaining for 9 seasons

i like my women like i like my family guy jokes

swordman540
01-26-2008, 12:51 AM
Rude and random?

I love my women like I like my bunny slippers.

sskatess
01-26-2008, 12:10 PM
feel good to slide into after a long day
Merging doublepost
i like my women how i like William shatner

fixed :)

M. Mordha
01-26-2008, 12:25 PM
Where no man has gone before....

I like my women like I like my bootleg albums

Manic
01-26-2008, 12:29 PM
Free.


I like my women like I like my shaver.

sskatess
01-26-2008, 12:33 PM
with a rotating or oscillating blade

admit it.

i like my women like a bad TV movie

M. Mordha
01-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Only good when there's nothing else to do

I like my women like I like my periodic table of elements

krookedskater
01-26-2008, 12:44 PM
a mixture of many things.

I like my women how I like fast food...

Manic
01-26-2008, 12:46 PM
Greased up.

I like my women like I like my butt hair.

M. Mordha
01-26-2008, 12:48 PM
on my butt

I like my women like I like my graphic novels

Manic
01-26-2008, 12:49 PM
Easy to read.

I like my women like I like my cream of wheat.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-26-2008, 03:44 PM
creamy....


i like my women like a like my sweet chile heat doritos.

Manic
01-26-2008, 03:50 PM
Making me sweat and salivate at the same time.

I like my women like I like my deck that just snapped in half.

Leo Leonardo
01-26-2008, 03:50 PM
split in half.

I like my women how I like my dogs

XD

Manic
01-26-2008, 03:57 PM
Foaming at the mouth. (I think I've replied to a dog joke about 5 times, heh)


I like my women like I like my laundry.

Leo Leonardo
01-26-2008, 04:01 PM
all over me.

I like my women how I like my guitar.

Manic
01-26-2008, 04:05 PM
With a g-string.


I like my women like I like my pens.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-26-2008, 04:06 PM
a man....


i like my women like i like my leftover pizza.

lilro
01-26-2008, 04:10 PM
great at night and still good in the morning

i like my women like i like my cell phone

Manic
01-26-2008, 04:14 PM
With a vibrate function.



I like my women like I like my Ace Bandages.


(lol...wut? I don't understand your response HighVoltageSk8r)

drtbk933
01-26-2008, 10:20 PM
stays on you for hours

i like my women like i like my coffee (OLD SAYING'S RULE!!)

krookedskater
01-26-2008, 10:48 PM
straight black.

I like my women like I like my movies...

M. Mordha
01-26-2008, 11:07 PM
on film

I like my women like I like my men

See Me Skate?
01-26-2008, 11:58 PM
strong & hairy

I like my women like i like my water gun.

AJ
01-27-2008, 12:13 AM
likes to squirt people in the face (eww grosss)

i like my women like i like my man eating tigers

JasonChu
01-27-2008, 12:47 AM
Juicy and sweet

I like my women like i like my juicy fruit

See Me Skate?
01-27-2008, 04:11 AM
smooth on the outside, juicy in the inside.

I like my women how i like my mobile phone.

missing_no
01-27-2008, 04:54 AM
3-way compatible ;)

I like my women like i like my NES

sskatess
01-27-2008, 05:37 AM
old but easy to play with

i like my women how i like my tools

Sev7n
01-27-2008, 08:11 AM
Ready to get down to work.

I like my women how I like my youth groups.

Manic
01-27-2008, 09:23 AM
Holy for only two hours at a time.


I like my women like I like my mirrors.

jesushadherpes
01-27-2008, 10:00 AM
with me in them.......


i like my women like i like .......rollerbladers

HighVoltageSk8r
01-27-2008, 10:36 AM
fruity


i like my women how i like my nascar.

Manic
01-27-2008, 10:40 AM
Turning heads as they go by.

I like my women like I like my monkey wrenches.

Preston951
01-27-2008, 10:41 AM
fruity


i like my women how i like my nascar.


fast, loud, and most enjoyed when drunk.

i like my women how i like pokemon.


(aggh, manic posted right before me!!!)

ZooCork21
01-27-2008, 11:32 AM
only say 1 word.

i like my woman how i like snowboarding

AJ
01-27-2008, 12:55 PM
enjoys sliding on white substance

btw i said "man eating tiger" and some guy said "juicy and sweet" WTF!?!?!?!? that doesn't make sense

so i'll try it again

i like my women like i like my man eating tigers

Manic
01-27-2008, 01:11 PM
Hungry for my meat.

I like my women like I like my giant octopus.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-27-2008, 01:42 PM
8 penises.... yeah!


i like my women like i like my mountain dew

AJ
01-27-2008, 01:57 PM
leaves a nasty taste in my mouth

i love my women like i like my nerds

Manic
01-27-2008, 01:59 PM
With glasses.


I like my women like I like my sushi.

sskatess
01-27-2008, 02:18 PM
look a lot better than they taste.

i like my women how i like my glue

Manic
01-27-2008, 02:25 PM
(@SSkateSS: I try...I try)

White.

I like my women like I like my peanut butter.

MOFAUX
01-27-2008, 02:28 PM
Brown and chunky.

I like my women how i like my milk jars.

Stick Static
01-27-2008, 02:33 PM
You gotta handle with care or else youll shatter them

i like my women how i like my wagons

Manic
01-27-2008, 02:34 PM
Fun for all ages.


I like my women like I like my foriegn money.

sskatess
01-27-2008, 02:41 PM
mysterious and intriguing but turn out to be worth less than you originally thought.

I like my women how i like my internet.

Manic
01-27-2008, 02:59 PM
Going where I say to go.


I like my women how I like my caramel.

Stick Static
01-27-2008, 03:03 PM
Tan and sweet with a lovely aftertaste ;p

I like my women how i like my plates

krookedskater
01-27-2008, 05:10 PM
variety of colors,sizes,and shapes

I like my women like I like my viagra...
(haha figure that one out)

Preston951
01-27-2008, 05:47 PM
gets me hard no matter what LMAO!!

i like my women how i like my diarrhea.

BlankBoardBen
01-27-2008, 07:25 PM
Black and smelly ( im not racist lol )

I like my women how i like my bed

swordman540
01-27-2008, 07:34 PM
Their soft and easy to lay on.

I like women how I like my vibrator for men.

Leo Leonardo
01-27-2008, 07:36 PM
Off limits.

I like my women how I like my marijuana

M. Mordha
01-27-2008, 08:02 PM
I have to pay for them

I like my women like i like my comedians

Manic
01-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Able to old their liqour.


I like my women how I like my fortune cookies.

Preston951
01-27-2008, 08:12 PM
chinese

I like my women how i like my cheez-its

Leo Leonardo
01-27-2008, 08:27 PM
with a really little hole. olo

I like my women how I like my barbie dolls

Derrick14
01-27-2008, 08:47 PM
fake

i like my women like i like his barbie dolls

Hunter7
01-27-2008, 08:48 PM
fake and blonde?
i like my women like i like my shoes

Preston951
01-27-2008, 09:01 PM
stinky, old, and loose
(HHAHAHAHAHAHHA! wow.)

i like my women how i like my vaseline

Derrick14
01-27-2008, 09:03 PM
ew, you put women in your butt!



i like my women like i like my finger nail

Shorty's_Kid
01-27-2008, 09:06 PM
Yellow and crusty?

I like my women like i like my hair.

Hunter7
01-27-2008, 09:07 PM
long dirty and greasy :P jkjk
i like my women like i like my blankets

Leo Leonardo
01-27-2008, 09:19 PM
on top.

fake
Damn it, you were supposed to say "with no nipples."

Preston951
01-27-2008, 09:51 PM
leo, you forgot the next question thing haha!!!

I like my women like i like my chinpokomon

Derrick14
01-27-2008, 09:57 PM
they're WTF!


i like my women like i like penises JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK JK

missing_no
01-27-2008, 11:28 PM
Short, shriveled, and always to the left? lol

I like my women like i like my counterstrike

matixskater
01-27-2008, 11:37 PM
Intense and Exhilirating

I like my women how i like my mini-fridge.

Toe-nail
01-27-2008, 11:55 PM
open up easyly.
i like my women like i like my black jack.

MDeezy
01-28-2008, 12:19 AM
Under 21..

I like my women how I like my teddy grams.

matixskater
01-28-2008, 12:44 AM
small things in a big package.

(i dunno if that sounds wierd)

I like my women how i like my tootsie pops.

le electric chr
01-28-2008, 12:56 AM
lickable



i like my women like i like my stereo

Roboman
01-28-2008, 01:08 AM
Made from plastic.

I like my women how I like my marbles.

missing_no
01-28-2008, 04:55 AM
smooth, and round in the right places

I like my women how I like my bread

Manic
01-28-2008, 09:42 AM
With apple butter on top.


I like my women how I like my Sunny D.

ZephyrGod
01-28-2008, 12:22 PM
Sweet but tangy.

I like my women like i like my trucks...

Leo Leonardo
01-28-2008, 03:17 PM
loose.

I like my women how I like my beachballs.

sskatess
01-28-2008, 03:53 PM
great to play with,

i like my women how i like my school

Roboman
01-28-2008, 07:23 PM
Full of children, covered in graffiti and dirt.

I like my women how I like my roadkill.

Manic
01-28-2008, 07:27 PM
Getting poked by my stick.


I like my women how I like my marmelade.

M. Mordha
01-28-2008, 08:26 PM
spread

I like my women like I like my Tv specials about obesity

Leo Leonardo
01-28-2008, 08:40 PM
apparently only important fromt the neck down. Sorry if you were hinting to something. I had no idea.

I like my women how I like my playing cards.

Preston951
01-28-2008, 11:21 PM
they lose me all my money
(idk why i would like my women that way!?)

i like my women how i like my underwear

Kelav
01-29-2008, 06:55 AM
brown and dirty.

I like my women how I like my "I like my women how I like my ____" game

PirateMafioso
01-29-2008, 11:07 AM
Idk if these have been said
I like my women like my coffee, black.

I like my women like i like my trucks, loose.

Berishman
01-29-2008, 11:09 AM
^you're supposed to finish the above sentence mate.

Valiance
01-29-2008, 12:01 PM
New line?

I like my women how I like my guitar.

Manic
01-29-2008, 12:58 PM
(Allready been said, but the punchline doesnt get old)

With a g-string.

I like my women like I like my nipple-rings.

mr. awesome
01-29-2008, 04:43 PM
cold and curvy

i like my women how i like my cheezits

Leo Leonardo
01-29-2008, 04:45 PM
They make me have to lick my fingers afterwards. ****, I don't know.

I like my women how I like my pwnage.

mr. awesome
01-29-2008, 04:49 PM
fast and easy.

i like my women how i like my Leo Leonardo... :p
(not meant to offend you d00d) haha

Leo Leonardo
01-29-2008, 04:50 PM
the best sexual pleasurer ever. None taken.

I like my women how I like my drum kit.

HighVoltageSk8r
01-29-2008, 04:52 PM
always being banged by me.



i like my women like i like my globe.

Valiance
01-29-2008, 06:25 PM
A lot of great landmarks I have to hit.

I like my women how I like my Isotope ratio mass spectrometry

Manic
01-29-2008, 07:06 PM
College material.

I like my women like I like my mousepads.