What should i avoid?

Epic movie, and the Godfather (I did not understand a single thing).

Godfather are you ****in serious?

i dunno i hate movies about 9/11 or that are supposed to be making a political statement abotu the war.

Snakes on a Plane.

any spoofs like epic movie meet the spartans scary movie1-4 date movie the comebacks

Catwoman.

any spoofs like epic movie meet the spartans scary movie1-4 date movie the comebacks

actually "Scary Movie 3" was f-ing hilarious

Epic movie, and the Godfather (I did not understand a single thing).

GODFATHER ARE YOU KIDDING THAT MOVIE IS EPIC!!!!


and if you want a skatemovie
watch out for parnoid park SUCKS SO BAD

Dragon wars is freaking horrible don't see it.

spanglish


LMFAO

I don't know I like most of the movies I watch. Probably the worst I have ever seen was master in commander but I still liked it.

Godfather are you ****in serious?
I was thinking the exact same thing.

Worst I've ever seen is probably World Trade Center. Oliver Stone can make a ****ty movie out of just about anything.

spanglish


LMFAO

I agree, that movie was such a waste.

<3 Madison

CHUPACRABRA ATTACK

Lol
Its pretty funny due to the horrible effects & etc.
Its a corny scary movie that isnt scary..

I don't know I like most of the movies I watch. Probably the worst I have ever seen was master in commander but I still liked it.

yeah that one was so wierd and boring

For those hating on me because I didn't like the Godfather, it's only because...

WTFUX IS HAPPENING?

EDIT: Just because I don't like Godfather, doesn't mean it sucks. Stop with the neg reps.

Snakes on a plane most deff

Epic movie, and the Godfather (I did not understand a single thing).

the godfather has to be one of the greatest movies ever created

i hated the scary movies they just wernt funny

For those hating on me because I didn't like the Godfather, it's only because...

WTFUX IS HAPPENING?

EDIT: Just because I don't like Godfather, doesn't mean it sucks. Stop with the neg reps.
Yeah guys, you're supposed to give neg reps to people that break the rules, spam, or whatever. It's just his opinion, no need to neg rep him for it.

Godfather III is pretty bad. But I and II are epics. Two of the greatest films of all time.The third however needs to have all the master copies burned so it can never be repoduced again.

dragon wars shoot em up and southland tales are all horrible

Don't watch The Shining. Its old and crappy.

Don't watch The Shining. Its old and crappy.

The Shining is as epic to movies as you are to phail.

Last Days...

whatever that one was with the super smart talking babies. and then to make sequel...

I actually haven't seen either of them, the previews were bad enough.

edit: Baby Geniuses! :(

a more recent film that i absoultely despised was Jumper that **** was soo weak i expected it to be a lot better.

The Shining is as epic to movies as you are to phail.

yes, haah score FMG-1 and whoever said the shining-0

and yeah bragas jumpers sucked major ***

Shoot 'em Up was absolutey terrible. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry didn't make me laugh once either.

paranoid park.
****ing sucks.

nosferatu or st trinians

well i usually just leave the room if i don't like the movie or turn it off... so i've never really watched a bad movie unless it was in school or something

****ing date movie.

I liked Shoot Em Up.

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun? You can put a silencer on a gun"

Hahahahaha.

hahahaha.

also pariniod park looks pretty bad.

scary/date/epic/bad/etc. Movie

Football movies (you know, like where the guys on the team are too stupid to get a real scholarship so they need to play football to get into college, but 'something goes wrong')

Vampire Assassin. I doubt you'll ever just stumble upon it though (although I did...). It's like an independant film. Me and my cousin rented it because it looked like a Blade ripoff judging from the cover. (IE, black guy with sunglasses, trench coat, sword, and even one of those boomerang blades he had). It was not good

and Jason X. to quote a character in the film, it "sucks on so many levels". (who the hell would say that when theyre about to die?)

First of all Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the best ones, I would say watch at least the first one. 3 wasn't that bad but below parr then the others.

My vote is Freak Out, I know English humor is different then American but a gay, non meat eating, killer that doesn't want to kill people is the dumbest movie EVER. I saw it off a site that streamed movies and it was under horror so I watch like an hour of it and then click back and e-mailed the site asking for my money back, it was that terrible......The Blair Witch movie was better, Meet the Spartans was better, hell The Seed of Chucky was better.

why the **** are people saying snakes on a plane?
It has samuel L Jackson.
he says THESE MUTHA****IN SNAKES OFF MY MUTHA****IN PLANE!


it's the best movie ever.
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The Shining is as epic to movies as you are to phail.

I hated the shining.
read the book, and then watch it, and you'll be thoroughly disappointed.

Shoot 'em Up was absolutey terrible. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry didn't make me laugh once either.

Shoot 'em up was excellent. It was truly a movie for action movie lovers to watch and smile, just the whole ludicrousy of it was a jab at the entire genre.

It was truly a movie that knew it was a movie.

My vote would have to be "Napolean Dynamite".

I was gonna say "High School Musical" but I thought about it and I actually like a good chunk of the songs on there.

napolean dynamite was garbage. and superhero movie was garbage

Shoot 'em up was excellent. It was truly a movie for action movie lovers to watch and smile, just the whole ludicrousy of it was a jab at the entire genre.

It was truly a movie that knew it was a movie.

My vote would have to be "Napolean Dynamite".

I was gonna say "High School Musical" but I thought about it and I actually like a good chunk of the songs on there.

I liked Shoot Em' Up, too. I bought it the other day cause I'm sick of renting it every time :p
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why the **** are people saying snakes on a plane?
It has samuel L Jackson.
he says THESE MUTHA****IN SNAKES OFF MY MUTHA****IN PLANE!


it's the best movie ever.
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I hated the shining.
read the book, and then watch it, and you'll be thoroughly disappointed.

It's not as good as the book, but I don't think it's a bad movie by any means.

bio dome. My friend thought it was great and made me watch it.
I couldnt even do a polite laugh.
I was trying to think how the movie could be worse

10,000 bc. omg facts so screwed, and tottally retarded

and also kungfu dunk if u watch chinese movies o_o

Borat was so terrible after the first time watching it.

mine was the village, stupidest horror movie ever

Epic Movie, Date Movie, Happy Feet, and Dragon Wars

Atomic Train.

Epic Movie, Date Movie, Happy Feet, and Dragon Wars
You're going straight to hell.

That Hulk movie that came out in like 03 was horrendous.

I thought I am Legend was pretty stupid. And ummm Lady of the Water or whatever it was called was pretty jacked too.

Yea I just saw I am Legend. Pretty much a waste of time, not horrible just seemed pointless to me.

And how has no one mentioned Battlefield Earth yet lol? One of the most mainstream flops of all time, and just plain bad.

umm because battlefield earth= halle berry topless. i mean come on, that almost makes up for john travolta ****ty dreadlocked weak ***.

anything after the 2nd friday the 13th, the 2nd nightmare on elm street, the original children of the corn, or dusk till dawn, all the half *** night of the living dead that followed. I guess just most horror sequels suck.

I hated delta farce...

anything after the 2nd friday the 13th, the 2nd nightmare on elm street, the original children of the corn, or dusk till dawn, all the half *** night of the living dead that followed. I guess just most horror sequels suck.
Yeah, I've never seen a horror sequel that lived up to the original. 28 Weeks Later was pretty cool, but the plot really sucked compared to the first one. The special effects and filming were really good though.

breakfast club. total suck fest.

or any movie with movie after it. like, scar movie 1-5, epic movie, etc.

Wow, I laughed myself silly watching Napoleon Dynamite, Breakfast Club, and Borat--the first two I consider classic comedies. To each his/her own.

Not one you should miss, but Commando with Arnold Schwartzeneggar is so awesomely bad that it's great.

the grudge 1 and 2

Epic movie is one of the worst films ive seen!

Wow, I laughed myself silly watching Napoleon Dynamite, Breakfast Club, and Borat--the first two I consider classic comedies. To each his/her own.

Not one you should miss, but Commando with Arnold Schwartzeneggar is so awesomely bad that it's great.

HAHHA OH MY GOD, there were some bits in their so cheesy it was terrible

after dropping one of his enemies off a bridge

"what did you do to him"

"i let him go"




"you are funny, i will kill you last"

^^ Arnie is just so hilarious because he thinks he's an actor:icon_bigg

Anyway, anyone ever see "The Assassination of Richard Nixon" ? Worst film ever, and false advertising too. There isn't even an assassination.

30 Days of Night sucked and Epic movie, Meet the Spartans, 10,000 B.C., High school Musical (1&2), the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds.

Prom Night

chicken little. I absolutely hated that, i dont even know why i even bothered to watch it.

Prom Night

I actually liked that,

Sharkboy and lavagirl was soo bad.

most spy kids movies were pretty bad (except the last 3D one) now that I think about it.

meet the spartins

I just saw Superhero Movie with a few friends at the mall. It was an absolute waste of money. I didn't want to spend 10 dollars to go for a movie anyways, and I wanted to see 21. I suggested it, but they are like "Oh that looks stupid" and/or "Never heard of it." So instead, they thought "O-EM-GEEE lets watch Superhero movie (brought to you by the makers of Epic Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movies, and any other movie that wasted my time)" How does a movie made by those people NOT look stupid, and how did they hear about it, lol? The whole movie had that stupid, cheezy, overdramatic violence like running into poles and such. The funniest part in the whole movie was just when the old lady farts and it makes the girl's eyes water. That was it. I felt empty when I left the theater, and it seemed like there was no real plot development when it was over. The movie was only trying to copy the gags of one of the original parody films, "Airplane!"

A WASTE OF TIME!

Scary movie 4, Date movie, Epic movie, Meet the Spartans
I'd imagine Superhero movie sucks too

Epic Movie was ****ing gay

Funny to think you'd get negative rep'd for saying you didn't like The Godfather. That's one that sort of grew on me after not having seen it for years after everyone was screaming on how it was the greatest movie ever made. Cast-wise, you really can't lose, but it's long and hasn't exactly aged that well. Still, though, it's very quotable and there are scenes in there that simply haven't been duplicated. Citizen Kane was another one that I sat through and was like "Ok, what's the big deal?" Same with Brokeback Moutain. I watched The Shining in the theaters when I was 13 and the opening music scared the hell out of me. These days, I find it pretty tame and I still can't figure out why anyone would marry Shelly Duval (King's novel had her as a leggy blond). Not a knock on today's audience, but people's attention spans seem to be shrinking. Signs, for example, had to show you the movie, then had to show you key scenes again just to make sure you "got it."

To keep things on topic, here's some pretty bad flicks I paid Regan-era dinero to see:

Bolero
Maximum Overdrive
Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Take Manhattan
The Craving

Slaughter Party.


Do. Not. Ever. Watch.

Let me give you brief description of the contents of this film:
Porn Stars; homosexual, psychopathic, killer midgets; low budget cameras; piss poor acting; and ****ty dialog.

epic movie, meet the spartans

spy kids also cause the actors kinda suck IMO

Every spoof movie I've seen sucked. Especially the scary movies. If there's one thing I can not stand it's those movies.

And 30 Days of Night was amazing in theaters. Not as great on a home TV, but it was absolutely epic when I watched it on the big screen. Just saying 'cause I saw someone say it was terrible =(.

the Godfather (I did not understand a single thing).
go die.


the godfather is perhaps one of the greatest movies of all time. you probably didn't understand it because you're immature, asian, and a "swordman".

back on topic, worst movie i have ever seen in Mystery Men.

Epic Movie was ****ing gay

but it had eagles of death metal in it!!!!!
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go die.


the godfather is perhaps one of the greatest movies of all time. you probably didn't understand it because you're immature, asian, and a "swordman".

back on topic, worst movie i have ever seen in Mystery Men.

lulz


probably the worst movie ive seen would be the sequel to the blair witch project.

Robocop. It's not a bad movie, and it's not the worst i've ever seen but it's so stupid it's funny. Think of a GIANT robot trying to walk down stairs. But i'd say the worst the film i've ever seen was Gone in 60 Seconds, I fu**in' hate that movie! And my brother watches it over and over which makes it worst.

Snakes on a plane most deff

that movie was epic!

Alvin and the chipmunks,snakes on a plane.

The wort movies i had saw was Scary Movie 3 and Seed Of Chucky.

go die.


the godfather is perhaps one of the greatest movies of all time. you probably didn't understand it because you're immature, asian, and a "swordman".

back on topic, worst movie i have ever seen in Mystery Men.

****ing pwned bruh...


and yeah, "Gone With The Wind" Only good part was when that girl fell through the horse fence jump. LMFAO! I got minus points in Film As Literature class because I laughed my ass off during that...

The wort movies i had saw was Scary Movie 3 and Seed Of Chucky.

actually this is one of my fav movies ever.

the comedy is extremely funny

Borat was so terrible after the first time watching it.

I'm quoting from like a month ago but real talk Gloria , Borat is a thugg fer life haha

that movie is hilarious

The Forgotten, it HAD A HORRIBLE ENDING!!

Also, any parody movie like rips off other GOOD movies...

Im sorry I have to post I saw this topic and I thought cool we jsut rant about crap movies ... considering IM a hugh movie buff... but some of your guys really just dont no movies at all.

Epic movie:p TERRIBLE film, i mean my god. And ive watched it twice *groans*. i wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Epic Movie, or any almost any other movie like that.

I liked Epic Movie, it gave me a few laughs, which is what I rented it for.

Hm.. not sure.. but I work at the moviesand alot of people complainedabout "Bug"

high school musical

the guide to the galaxy or something like that. i forgot wat it was called. that movie sucked ****.

There is tons of movie that everyone should avoid, like:
Seed of chucky (not even scary)
Star Wars episode 2 (B.O.R.I.N.G)
Scary Movie 3 (retarted jokes)
Scary Movie 4 (the story sucked)