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Naive
05-31-2008, 04:15 PM
The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

totally agree, the little girl on the left killed me hahahahahahh

Waxxed
05-31-2008, 05:19 PM
the bacon one has to be the best.

Volcomsk8
05-31-2008, 08:41 PM
http://jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1192

skater91
05-31-2008, 11:07 PM
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj180/luckyxskater/explosm-exam1.png

lol that made me sick and lose

sk8boarder
06-01-2008, 10:25 PM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/be-safe-at-the-zoo.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/funny-strange-people-1.gif

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5461/sitabuckmm3an8ab3.jpg

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/DrawnFromWithin/manophobia.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/wjjuhg.gif

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/KnifeToTheSoul/pfail3wm0.gif

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd214/TNTsnowmen/asplode_Fail.gif

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/monertia/facebite.jpg

erase_the_doubt
06-01-2008, 10:38 PM
haha, best ****ing ones yet....

z-dude
06-02-2008, 12:22 AM
lol I lost when I saw the explosm comic

feedmegrease
06-02-2008, 12:28 AM
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;983564]The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"[/QUOTE
Or the Azn grandma raising the roof.

z-dude
06-02-2008, 12:33 AM
doing a cartwheel

erase_the_doubt
06-02-2008, 12:53 AM
The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"
Or the Azn grandma raising the roof.

or maybe teh guy with the baseball bat growing off his chin? odd a little?

zerohalo21
06-02-2008, 12:57 AM
or maybe teh guy with the baseball bat growing off his chin? odd a little?

Or the guy in the black shirt.. he like meh its not gonna spill my beer so i'm not worried...

erase_the_doubt
06-02-2008, 01:01 AM
Or the guy in the black shirt.. he like meh its not gonna spill my beer so i'm not worried...

or the guy in the light blue tryin to dragonball z blast it away

KAAAMAAAHAMEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

Leo Leonardo
06-02-2008, 09:50 AM
Or there's the woman above who just keeps on eating her nachos...Or the lady with the towel who seems to have gotten soap in her eyes.

erase_the_doubt
06-02-2008, 09:57 AM
and the guy in the black shirt at the front that's like 'this is gonna be good, gotta see who it hits"

and the old man ducking under the chairs yelling "not those Japanese BASTARDS AGAIN"

imdesigner
06-02-2008, 10:02 AM
The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"

lmao

that picture did it, but your comment was the icing on the cake! im in tech class at the moment and must constrain myself, it was hard i must tell you...
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seen so many, this is sparta, gifs that its not funny anymore :)

dude they will never get old.

Leo Leonardo
06-02-2008, 10:07 AM
The lady in pink...is she eating or is she gasping?

Oh and, nice bling bling up there, black man.

Volcomsk8
06-02-2008, 10:35 AM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/be-safe-at-the-zoo.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/funny-strange-people-1.gif



http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/DrawnFromWithin/manophobia.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/wjjuhg.gif

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/KnifeToTheSoul/pfail3wm0.gif



http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/monertia/facebite.jpg

+1


I lost.

Waxxed
06-02-2008, 10:40 AM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9489/4mspjkjyj1.gif

punkybambi
06-02-2008, 11:57 AM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1211745660798.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1204919089035.gif
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1204526475745.gif
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1204022489522.gif
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1203992729141.gif
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1203673084064.gif

Volcomsk8
06-02-2008, 08:06 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/beef_strips.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/turtles.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/omgwtf.jpg
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scared_kid.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lapsesdog.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/170681431-O.gif

I amThe1 inUr80
06-02-2008, 08:18 PM
i forgot abuot trying not to laugh, the one with the dog about to bite the womans face is hilarious, so is the niggawats one.
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The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"


and the guy in the back ground holding his cup just looking dead at the guy getting hit by the bat with a smug look on his face is hilariouse. hahah.

fallenNJzero
06-02-2008, 08:31 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEART ATTACKS GONE. noo....that was one of my favorites

I amThe1 inUr80
06-02-2008, 09:14 PM
...................

Leo Leonardo
06-02-2008, 09:22 PM
...................

...Or edit.

I amThe1 inUr80
06-02-2008, 09:22 PM
.............................

I amThe1 inUr80
06-02-2008, 09:28 PM
...Or edit.

yea i was having trouble getting the images up.

Kowycz
06-02-2008, 10:20 PM
How about the guy basically pushing that little girl towards the bat.

I amThe1 inUr80
06-02-2008, 10:22 PM
how about the bat? hahahhahaahahaha. how did it happen? just how did it it happen!?

twitchy_foot082
06-02-2008, 10:29 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/beef_strips.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/turtles.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/omgwtf.jpg
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scared_kid.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lapsesdog.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/170681431-O.gif
AHAHAHAHA!!! i as fine until the kid playing the game on the computer with the face. i laughed so har i had to go take a poopy.

Volcomsk8
06-03-2008, 10:25 AM
..........................

Leo Leonardo
06-03-2008, 10:35 AM
..........................

If you want the original video, just go to youtube and search fainting goats. Its the first one.

7evenUp
06-03-2008, 11:41 AM
what? can you be less vague?

/b/ = 4chans random category.

if you dont know 4chan, do NOT look it up. sick bastards.

Volcomsk8
06-04-2008, 10:23 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/8/bumpasaurus.jpg

ChinMusic
06-04-2008, 11:51 AM
..........................

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8082/goatsoq9.gif
Better imo lol

AaronBautista
06-09-2008, 12:37 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/3531gf5.jpg

Highawk
06-09-2008, 07:10 PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/3531gf5.jpg

Oh wow, Just wow, Thats amazing. really really awsome.

cha-BANG
06-09-2008, 07:22 PM
wow, haven't laughed yet, but that last one, and also the old guy, and the goats w/ darth vader made me come close ^^
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http://ratonland.org/img/articles/bunny-pancake.gif





my sig haha

feedmegrease
06-09-2008, 07:25 PM
/b/ = 4chans random category.

if you dont know 4chan, do NOT look it up. sick bastards.
I've had nightmares from some of those pictures. I swear, every sexual fetish ever imagined by the human mind is on there. :(

krookedskater
06-09-2008, 07:39 PM
thats some ****ed up **** up there.

Master Chief
06-18-2008, 09:27 PM
http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Oh%20lawd.jpg

Troy
06-26-2008, 02:52 AM
I saw those goats on a show called dirty jobs. They are called fainting goats and whenever they get startled or excited, they flop over onto their backs lol.

choker
06-26-2008, 03:44 AM
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/ShreeDollins/funny%20pics/math.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/God_Medic1/funny%20pics/ATT00009.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/00miata/Funny%20pics/Gerbil.jpg
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk83/JohnnyEsp123/funny%20pics/fail2.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/chocolate-rain2.jpg

blindskater1213
06-26-2008, 10:52 AM
I like the picachu one

fallenNJzero
06-26-2008, 10:58 AM
the pikachu one and the homer ones were good

KrispyKicks
06-26-2008, 11:21 AM
toker.

Highawk
06-26-2008, 12:07 PM
toker.

Hehehehe,


VVVVV My sig

ndib0804
06-26-2008, 04:08 PM
dam the pikachu one got me... stupid vag

ForumSkater
06-26-2008, 04:33 PM
I might as well post some up


http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_7_344_2007.jpg


http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_28_344_2007.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_15_344_2007.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_24_344_2007.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_10_344_2007.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/hilarious.jpg





HAHAHA the first one with the baby made me laugh

iskateniketres
06-26-2008, 04:37 PM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/zipzop/nedm.gif
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj215/Waffler71/nedm.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/OrtaKin/0c4003398adb2c2e8138068881fc861a.gif
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa33/Etheral5000/gifs/lolinternet.gif
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k309/NEDMNEDMNEDM/futureconan2.gif
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p276/yellowhat87/catonakeyboardinspace.jpg
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg58/xprincealbertx/RosieODonnell.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/Kitsoru/REDSAUCEONPAAASTAAAA.gif
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa23/evilmeowmeow16/PandaasustadodeSPARTAAAAAAA.gif
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/TYJ477/sparta.jpg
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee147/ItzDucky/this-is-sparta.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z88/GreatGurrenBrigade/SPARTA.jpg
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLyzscHXtWM&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLyzscHXtWM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

emericanzero
06-26-2008, 04:42 PM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3263/1208104263209se7bi8.jpg

fallenNJzero
06-26-2008, 05:28 PM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3263/1208104263209se7bi8.jpg

lmfao that one got me

choker
06-26-2008, 05:35 PM
toker.

Man F*** you

Highawk
06-26-2008, 06:14 PM
Man F*** you

Oh come on man it was just a joke, calm down.

iskateniketres
06-26-2008, 06:20 PM
so what, nobody likes mine :(

choker
06-26-2008, 06:36 PM
Oh come on man it was just a joke, calm down.

do you have any idea how long it took me to rip off shepard fairey?

mc studda
06-26-2008, 08:38 PM
exam pranks were the funniest by far. also wow one was funny. this thread is awesome

Volcomsk8
06-26-2008, 08:59 PM
I have a googilion funny pictures, but ive posted them all.

fidolo
06-26-2008, 09:36 PM
lol the big girl was priceless

Panda
06-27-2008, 01:20 AM
I made these long time ago idk when...long ago.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/dgi_snake/churchsign7.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/dgi_snake/churchsign5.jpg
I thought they were funny 1 time....idk why im posting them but...thought I should contribute something.

Btw...I lost by the end of the first page :'(

blindskater1213
06-27-2008, 09:58 AM
the anteater one is great

choker
06-27-2008, 07:18 PM
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/spazz11703/Funny%20kitteh%20pics/goodyearcatblimp.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn98/maniac1091/funny_pictures_oops.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm219/Kitty_named_Radiskull/airplane_fail.jpg
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll34/Si1verfin/urinal-fail.jpg
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http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll34/Si1verfin/fail-family-planning.jpg
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http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh275/Arachnid10a/Copyofepic_diving_fail.jpg
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l54/bshanks75/untitled.jpg

KennethSkates
06-27-2008, 07:43 PM
i still havent laughed

Noj
06-27-2008, 07:51 PM
Someone check Kenneth's pulse.

KennethSkates
06-27-2008, 07:53 PM
why?
i dont have to laugh to find things funny.

iamsocool132
06-27-2008, 07:54 PM
I checked Kenneth's pulse guys......... I have bad news

emericanzero
06-27-2008, 07:55 PM
why?
i dont have to laugh to find things funny.

Damn dude, you're a robot.

KennethSkates
06-27-2008, 07:57 PM
haha. you guys caught me.
im a robot.

emericanzero
06-27-2008, 08:00 PM
haha. you guys caught me.
im a robot.

I'm just imagining you standing in a circle with your friends, all of them laughing histerically, and you're just standing there with a straight face saying, "Wow, that's hilarious."

KennethSkates
06-27-2008, 08:02 PM
lmfao!!. okay
i just lost
thanks

le electric chr
06-27-2008, 08:20 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg

MRCK
06-27-2008, 08:28 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5961/golfballsyi8.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9153/neonsignskm4.jpg

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/407/weathermancx4.jpg

iamsocool132
06-27-2008, 08:51 PM
lmao, the third one

ForumSkater
06-28-2008, 02:58 AM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png





That got me, laughed out loud, REALLY LOUD!
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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc266/FxTimxS/fish.jpg




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee107/stanleybach/lulz.jpg
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm72/SonicPanther/lulz/9083d46c050870f6c057381da12c52ae.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd198/NK-Magi/1202343406537s.jpg




The first one was so hilarious

fcgb
06-28-2008, 10:57 AM
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/969/14/01AwcAX3ROuHAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/gay_13.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/flir_162.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/flr_144.jpg
http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.dbfea31f5104d54522b56fc16e931f87.jpg
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.aca8d7462042a09fca4723ef5111d760.jpg

Gingers creepin mutha****as.

J-Ros
06-28-2008, 10:58 AM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-duck-writing1.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-math-expand.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/frisbee-fail2.jpg?w=500&h=297

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/strange-fail.jpg?w=500

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ski-lift-warning.jpg?w=400&h=542

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/manstripper.jpg?w=500

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/kneefail.jpg?w=400&h=243

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/goldfail.jpg?w=400&h=299

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fountainfish.jpg?w=400&h=300

FS Jordan BS
06-28-2008, 11:18 AM
^ hahaha +rep

GNAR
06-28-2008, 12:15 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg
That's freaking hilarious.

savedskater43
06-28-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/sammich.jpg (http://www.explosm.net/comics/345/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

fcgb
06-28-2008, 01:46 PM
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/because-not-everyone-wants-warts.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/zip-zop-zoobity-bop.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/hitler-eats-watermelon.gif
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/invisible-steve-irwin.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/michael-bolton.jpg

MRCK
06-28-2008, 02:05 PM
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster68416198.jpg

choker
06-28-2008, 02:17 PM
Ouch!

J-Ros
06-28-2008, 02:41 PM
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/centaurs-with-big-penises.jpg

ZephyrGod
06-28-2008, 04:27 PM
http://funnylolfunny.com/pics/727_thumb.jpg
‬**http://funnylolfunny.com/pics/682_thumb.jpg

Not the funniest things but i got bored.

Derrick14
06-28-2008, 05:00 PM
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1605/hillaryclintonpu1.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7950/jedill2.gif

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4650/elephantfishesforrhinostg1.jpg

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6194/takeyourtimeandseeifyoulm8.jpg

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2324/shareyourfavouriteawmemxq4.gif
I know that picture isnt funny, but I put it up because I did not alter it in anyway, and it is in my city :p

erase_the_doubt
06-28-2008, 07:08 PM
ha ha ha....

guess i lose?

mainefreestyle
07-03-2008, 07:03 PM
http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.dbfea31f5104d54522b56fc16e931f87.jpg
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.aca8d7462042a09fca4723ef5111d760.jpg

Gingers creepin mutha****as.[/QUOTE]

HA HAH AH
Omg those too are so funny LOL

emericanzero
07-03-2008, 08:02 PM
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.c8898c4917c46d062e44d046b75d9742.jpg
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.50d6eca6275a59e594aad209d1b98a65.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2115/2278888319_a00a15fd8b.jpg?v=0
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF195-The_Pacific_Council.jpg
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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/_Kas2/dickbutt.jpg

GoSkate
07-03-2008, 08:18 PM
http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/showmaster94/EpicFailGoldMine001.jpg
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ride-design-fail.jpg
http://www.iamvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fail_fat_kid.jpg

Trebor
07-03-2008, 10:30 PM
ive only laughed twice

Troy
07-04-2008, 03:29 AM
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6897/splashmountaindl2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6897/splashmountaindl2.5606d1f53f.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=356&i=splashmountaindl2.jpg)

lol i am in that picture, can you guess which is me?
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Sry for double post, for some reason my edit post button isnt showing up...

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/159/44715787ld7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/368/12165079wj5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1411/51624980oo1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7176/12194646rl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/8333/47080775nr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9505/34624609fe6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LemiPie
07-05-2008, 06:50 PM
The second one is my little sister passed out on NYE in New York. The last one is my favorite.{rf)

Derrick14
07-05-2008, 07:01 PM
last one looks alot more like pain in his face than a smile

choker
07-12-2008, 02:05 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/mexiemo.jpg

choker
07-16-2008, 01:12 AM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/lesbians.jpg
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh73/Malcadon/Motivational%20Posters/Looting.jpg
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/RobinNorvell/funny-pictures-firefox-crash-snow.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p312/jwdoom/Weed_legalized_in_New_York.jpg

Derrick14
07-16-2008, 01:16 AM
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p312/jwdoom/Weed_legalized_in_New_York.jpg

oh em gee, could you imagine if that was real:p

The Government
07-16-2008, 01:47 AM
I hope I win.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled-1.gif
Merging doublepost
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/awesomeheugdd5.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/burgerkinggodisdead.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/faceddzq6.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/1215947475893.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/119px-Awesome_emo.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/tyra.gif

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled.jpg

I made the last one. Must've taken 8 hours.

GoSkate
07-16-2008, 01:55 AM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/Jeryen/qwa.jpg

seth
07-16-2008, 01:38 PM
one of my friends myspace bulliten(yes we talk like that all the time)





How late did you stay up last night and why?
i havnt slept in weeks.

the old people keep escaping
and they scratch....... at my window....... it very.... tiresome.



What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
we would systematically buy all the ketchup from every store in the county.


and then we would eat it
and thats all we ever did.


thats a true story i made up.





Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a R?
no, but i did save a lot on my car insurance by shooting a crossbow through the torso of a lepurcon.



he did not smell what i was cooking







Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
no, but i did snap the neck of an old lady at a bus stop. she was carrying her cats in grocery bags.



and i set them free.


what do u love more. old ladies or kittens.


i did the world a favor.










Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
iv been told not to release that information








To send you a myspace message?
the cambodian military.


they want a white wizard to join their military force.


and i believe im highyl qualified for such a position





Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
i lost count

ahahahha, im delightful and your welcome.










What does your 8th incoming text message say?

****in BizZZZnatch!!! i tHouGht We'Z haz a dealZ yO?
i iZ gANa pOp a CAp In yo AZ$.








What are you excited about?
the psycic told me the end to my constipation will happen in the nea future.








How old are you going to be next year?
old enough






Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
psh, im getting married, to around 7 wifes.


you can think of me as either a "playa"
or an achient tribal chief.








What DA **** are you doing tomorrow?
your mom
am i right?!?! yeah!

i am hilariouse, and your welcome.











Whats your hair look like today?
imagine a very dikey dolphin.

ok?
now think of the opposite of that.


can u image it?








What are you doing right now?
a barrel of monkies.


am i right?!?!?
ahahah, i am a sick man, and your welcome.











What was the last thing you ate?
i...... havnt been fed........ in days.


i have to wait........ for the house mistress...... to give me a pail
of melted popsicles.


bamboo sticks
and a piece of meat...... that is unidentifiable









Are you someone's best friend?
tom hanks





Do you like birds?
i like to punch them in the face!
**** YOU BIRD!








Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
the screams of children.


because......
THEY SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!!!!

ahaha, i am comedic ,and your welcome








Who do you tell everything to?
frodo!










Have you spoken to your mother today?
yep





EVER SHOVE 1000 TONS OF RADIOACTIVE TNT STRIGHT INTO THE ASS OF A HIPPO!?!
**** YEAH! THAT **** WAS AWSOUME!









Where were you an hour ago?
helping my comunity of course.









Do you have any tattoo/pierceings?
no






When was the last time you JUST STRAIGHT PUNCHED YOUR GRANDMA IN THE FACE!

this is so weird! im doing it right now!!!!











Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
no,
this is mainly because i make others feel more awkward by shouting the miricles of jesus while wearing nothing but a racoon hat and ice skates.

Hunter7
07-16-2008, 01:51 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/Jeryen/qwa.jpg

DAMN YOU SIR
i get it, and i cant stop laughing

7evenUp
07-16-2008, 02:07 PM
I hope I win.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled-1.gif
Merging doublepost
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/awesomeheugdd5.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/burgerkinggodisdead.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/faceddzq6.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/1215947475893.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/119px-Awesome_emo.png

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/tyra.gif

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled.jpg

I made the last one. Must've taken 8 hours.

i hope you mean the gif, cause that paint thing was lame, i could make that in minutes.

and none of these were funny.

Skate1PlanB
07-17-2008, 04:35 AM
i havent laughed yet even, just a couple chuckles lol this is all i got, i laughed when i seen this along time ago

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/02/Chin----chan.jpg
Merging doublepost
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff38/NCAAFBALLROX2/race.jpg

J-Ros
07-17-2008, 08:27 AM
http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p428/warlorded78/image012.jpg

fallenNJzero
07-17-2008, 10:14 AM
http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p428/warlorded78/image012.jpg

lmao was that on the cafe?

Derrick14
07-18-2008, 12:34 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg

courtasy of rheng

R Heng
07-18-2008, 12:35 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg

courtasy of rheng
i was gonna post that lol

zerohalo21
07-18-2008, 12:36 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg

courtasy of rheng

Epic Win

RIP_BOB_GNARLY
07-18-2008, 12:36 AM
lmao.

Skaterbabe15
07-18-2008, 12:37 AM
ahaha

that was good.

Volcomsk8
07-18-2008, 12:37 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg

courtasy of rheng

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5465/1127561732825iloldjm2.jpg

GoSkate
07-18-2008, 12:43 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg

courtasy of rheng

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg149/xlBlitzkrieg/Epic_Win.gif

ForumSkater
07-18-2008, 12:44 AM
You see guys I'm famous. You wanna be like me now.

GoSkate
07-18-2008, 12:48 AM
You see guys I'm famous. You wanna be like me now.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a224/PhotoshopCory/fail.jpg

7evenUp
07-18-2008, 12:52 AM
forumskater = fail

Tim-A
07-18-2008, 01:07 AM
You see guys I'm Infamous. You Don't wanna be like me now.
Your absolutley right

swordman540
07-18-2008, 01:16 AM
Infamous still means famous. Like inflammable and flammable.

zerohalo21
07-18-2008, 01:16 AM
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k59/jajdc1221/Pulp_fiction.gif
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/jzoneframe/funny_animated_pictures_01-1.gif
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn464/KROMDOS/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zxj.jpg
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/bhedges231/funny/fat.jpg
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z42/tanooki003/Funny/fat.jpg

R Heng
07-18-2008, 01:33 AM
found this in my 15 year old friends room
http://i34.tinypic.com/x4q8w5.jpg

twitchy_foot082
07-18-2008, 01:35 AM
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/ShreeDollins/funny%20pics/math.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/God_Medic1/funny%20pics/ATT00009.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/00miata/Funny%20pics/Gerbil.jpg
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk83/JohnnyEsp123/funny%20pics/fail2.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/chocolate-rain2.jpg
i believe i peed myself when i read about pikachus vagina

Skate1PlanB
07-18-2008, 02:13 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/MissLeviathan/Caruso_csi.jpg

feedmegrease
07-18-2008, 04:46 AM
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7458/sfsdffsao3.png

ForumSkater
07-18-2008, 04:54 AM
Wow I've gotten 2 posts in this thread based on me already... WIN. Btw FMG why'd you leave the chat? wut about ta cybersex?

feedmegrease
07-18-2008, 04:59 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5913/jfhfghgfhvl7.png

ForumSkater
07-18-2008, 05:01 AM
We're destroying the self esteem of a 5th grader

1. 7th

2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat

Boobies
07-18-2008, 11:30 AM
1. 7th

2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat

why are you making this a joke ?
These people aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at you
and you don't seem to see it

ricta_rules
07-18-2008, 11:32 AM
http://images.wikia.com/evchk/images/0/06/Arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

Volcomsk8
07-18-2008, 11:39 AM
1. 7th

2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat
You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?

ForumSkater
07-18-2008, 04:35 PM
You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?



Well yes when summer vacation is over I'm gonna be in 7th grade, and in November I'm going to be 12

Volcomsk8
07-18-2008, 05:34 PM
oh. Because i was in 5th grade when i was eleven.

seth
07-18-2008, 05:39 PM
i think i was in 6th grade when i was 11 lol

but then again my memory blacked out in 3rd grade, i dont even remember the friggin teacher lol(really!)

Shorty's_Kid
07-18-2008, 11:43 PM
You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?
I was 11 when I went into 7th grade also.

I'm 15 and going into 11th grade.

It's all about the birthday placement.

Skaterbabe15
07-18-2008, 11:46 PM
I was 11 when I went into 7th grade also.

I'm 15 and going into 11th grade.

It's all about the birthday placement.


did you skip a grade ?

Hunter7
07-19-2008, 12:02 AM
did You Skip A Grade ?

Bahahaa I Just Lost!!!

zerohalo21
07-19-2008, 12:19 AM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/pr0phets/wayne_brady.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n91/EileenV/backthree.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll210/coltsgb_2008/5850.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k319/beleist/bull_balls.jpg
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/poorpaddi/bullballs.jpg
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x80/elguyo21/donkey2.jpg

LukEASY
07-19-2008, 02:36 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolderrick.jpg

grandhustle
07-19-2008, 02:38 AM
Omg Lolll The Guy Getting Horned By The Bull

Hellview
07-19-2008, 02:46 AM
LOL wow at first I was like... oh a guy dressed up in a donkey suit going to town on this girl, that's pretty weird.

then I realized it was a donkey punch joke :(

Kowycz
07-19-2008, 10:27 AM
LOL wow at first I was like... oh a guy dressed up in a donkey suit going to town on this girl, that's pretty weird.

then I realized it was a donkey punch joke :(

Haha, thanks for pointing that one out, I missed the joke too.

R Heng
07-19-2008, 03:25 PM
did you skip a grade ?

no, he didn't (AFAIK atleast)
I'm going to be 16 as a senior.

Derrick14
07-19-2008, 03:33 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolderrick.jpg

I owe you neg rep, I'm out of re right now

J-Ros
07-19-2008, 07:05 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/moreorangefail.jpg?w=500


Orange fail :D

choker
07-19-2008, 09:07 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/moreorangefail.jpg?w=500


Orange fail :D

LOL looks like ryan sheckler

Kr3zyk1d
07-19-2008, 09:20 PM
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5465/1127561732825iloldjm2.jpg

damn i lost

feedmegrease
07-19-2008, 10:23 PM
I owe you neg rep, I'm out of re right now
Nah bro, its nothing personal.

RobbySkateboard
07-20-2008, 06:14 AM
I posted my number in flash chat... derrick texted me... read on:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h260/Robby_Skateboard/derrickgotpwnt.jpg
now everyone plus rep me for that

Derrick14
07-20-2008, 06:16 AM
who wants pictures!!

feedmegrease
07-20-2008, 06:19 AM
we talkin n00dz?

RobbySkateboard
07-20-2008, 06:20 AM
we talkin n00dz?

my balls, that was specifically for him, and he uploaded it to the internet, I have a link.. ban him

Highawk
07-20-2008, 06:23 AM
I love how I'm in the middle of the conversation.

Derrick14
07-20-2008, 06:23 AM
my balls, that was specifically for him, and he uploaded it to the internet, I have a link.. ban him

robby :icon_mad:
you said you didnt care and now you try to get me banned :(

feedmegrease
07-20-2008, 07:02 AM
Wait a sec, why the **** would you send Derrick a picture of your balls anyway, moron?

/facepalm

Derrick14
07-20-2008, 07:05 AM
you'd never guess what he sent rheng.....

feedmegrease
07-20-2008, 07:07 AM
I don't even wanna ****ing know, really. You guys are retarded.

Highawk
07-20-2008, 07:08 AM
BWhahahaha. I think it's quite funny. I came in right then too.

feedmegrease
07-20-2008, 07:13 AM
You guys are dumbasses. If you're not gonna contribute to my thread then gtfo.

fcgb
07-20-2008, 11:10 AM
BHANSHTICK BHANSTHTICK FMG BHANSHTICK.


now something else
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3301/3688/1600/643589/1027_4_030.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3301/3688/1600/793696/batman06.jpg

R Heng
07-20-2008, 02:27 PM
haha i JUST got his messages today...

Chamaleon
07-20-2008, 04:40 PM
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/2500/1216247287841lh3.jpg

FS Jordan BS
07-20-2008, 05:11 PM
^ i lost. again.

R Heng
07-20-2008, 05:47 PM
hahah saved that pimp my ride pic

emericanzero
07-20-2008, 08:36 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg

RIP_BOB_GNARLY
07-20-2008, 11:27 PM
http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/?action=view&current=forum.jpg

choker
07-20-2008, 11:44 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/613200895136AM_asiangirls.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/FAIL.jpg
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z169/bugsythewaffle/ASIAN.png

zerohalo21
07-21-2008, 12:05 AM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/TinydancerNmyhand/mystery.gif
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii231/skaterD9/Funny.jpg
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn218/princess-dezzi09/funny-5.jpg
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/desireecoffin2/funny-33.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll92/sillyalexis/haha.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t124/dill_jacqueline/poop.jpg

choker
07-21-2008, 12:37 AM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/julianfb77/Motivational%20Posters/Abstinence.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/5222008103638AM_motivator1189344pk5.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/marineslol.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/beautiful.jpg

Hellview
07-21-2008, 01:47 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg

HOLY **** LOL, this isnt the first time I've laughed from this thread but that made my day

jakedaskater
07-21-2008, 01:50 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolforumcopy.jpg
lol

R Heng
07-21-2008, 01:53 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolforumcopy.jpg
lol

i see skater babe is in there...noods?

jakedaskater
07-21-2008, 01:56 AM
no not yet, but we want you back rheng

R Heng
07-21-2008, 01:59 AM
yeah im still banned.

Skaterbabe15
07-21-2008, 02:01 AM
awwwe !
have you tried getting back ?
because gloria is REALLY sorry about it.

Hellview
07-21-2008, 02:01 AM
You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.

wow I didnt even bother watching those... but that was just horrible.. although I did laugh when he started singing nickelback, but started feeling deeply sorry for him soon afterwards..

R Heng
07-21-2008, 02:02 AM
awwwe !
have you tried getting back ?
because gloria is REALLY sorry about it.

deleted cookies, re logged in and restartted browser. Still banned...:icon_woow

Skaterbabe15
07-21-2008, 02:07 AM
awe.

well she feels bad, and she said that she is going to do the most she can. lol.

zerohalo21
07-21-2008, 02:10 AM
^^ if you not gonna post something to make people laugh don't post in this thread at all.

jakedaskater
07-21-2008, 02:12 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/forum.jpg

R Heng
07-21-2008, 02:21 AM
god im missing such an epic chat T_T

feedmegrease
07-21-2008, 02:25 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/forum.jpg
Contradictions ftw.

AaronBautista
07-21-2008, 03:11 AM
You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.

um, sorry?
but the first dude doesnt even have any disabilities
and who has hitler in their signature?
but i agree i shouldnt have posted the second one

wow....thats in REALLY bad taste. Not funny.


and a nude obese man dancing is funny?

ForumSkater
07-21-2008, 04:44 AM
and a nude obese man dancing is funny?

Yes..

Boobies
07-21-2008, 06:16 AM
i see skater babe is in there...noods?

oh gross
for your sake
don't

Derrick14
07-22-2008, 01:08 AM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b121/debaleej/Funny%20Pictures/***.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/maveric0484/Funny%20Pictures/***.jpg
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/NdIndy/***.jpg
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/sentrand/album%202/grosssssssssssssssssss.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t134/chunkymonkey_rocks/funny.gif

gay some didnt work :(

EPIC fail

Hunter7
07-22-2008, 01:09 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/Sinehremark/screenshot.jpg
epic winz?

Derrick14
07-22-2008, 01:13 AM
fer sher

GoSkate
07-22-2008, 01:15 AM
forumskater got ip banned from the chat..

that otta make you laugh

ForumSkater
07-22-2008, 02:09 AM
I didn't get IP banned... idiot. I got banned for 10 hours.

jakedaskater
07-22-2008, 02:10 AM
ip banned for ten hours?

Panda
07-22-2008, 03:50 AM
Lighten the mood....

http://www.almostawebsite.com/cache/news-images/1408/t.jpg
http://www.almostawebsite.com/cache/news-images/1409/t.jpg
Hope some of you get this joke.

ForumSkater
07-22-2008, 03:52 AM
Family Guy =D

GoSkate
07-22-2008, 09:36 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolwomancopy.jpg

Skaterbabe15
07-22-2008, 09:37 PM
im not supporting it...

thats just kinda stupid ?

Andrew Jay
07-22-2008, 09:40 PM
^ Lies

Skaterbabe15
07-22-2008, 09:41 PM
yes you caught me.
...

bguitarist34
07-22-2008, 09:56 PM
wow a woman that supports jokes against herself XD

R Heng
07-22-2008, 10:02 PM
wait what? when was this?

GoSkate
07-22-2008, 10:03 PM
like 15 minutes ago

bguitarist34
07-22-2008, 10:03 PM
wait what? when was this?
half an hour ago or so? pretty recent

Skaterbabe15
07-22-2008, 10:03 PM
i actually am AGAINST woman jokes.

they just invited me and i hit enter as i was trying to write a message, and yea.
i was actually talking to highhawk and had a good convo.

R Heng
07-22-2008, 10:08 PM
half an hour ago or so? pretty recent

everyone left T_T

Highawk
07-23-2008, 12:07 AM
Yeah see the one in skate chat thats me c_C

fcgb
07-23-2008, 12:11 AM
i don't see why you don't support women jokes, they're hilarious.



Why can't women drive?
theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why do women have smaller feet?
so they can stand closer to the stove?

Why did the woman cross the road?
...what the hell was that chick doing out the kitchen?





all in good fun.

zerohalo21
07-23-2008, 11:51 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn56/silliybilly/beer.jpg
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii147/DenkGroove/beer.jpg
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z122/casademarco/beer.jpg
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r26/Richard-photos/Beer.jpg
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm18/skyknome/beer.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k42/takaradoll/motivational%20posters/beer.jpg

Derrick14
07-23-2008, 11:54 PM
woo beer!

zerohalo21
07-24-2008, 12:12 AM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o9/Harpazo/Imsoofthesebottlesinthisdesert.png
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t209/Sembronoh/HAMBURGERS.jpg

choker
07-24-2008, 12:26 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/66200860649PM_WWRAD-demotivational-.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/6232008100602AM_clowns.jpg
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Merging doublepost
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GoSkate
07-24-2008, 03:25 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z273/dokepengin/Posters/ChuckNorrisOfLightning.jpg
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z273/dokepengin/Posters/image001.jpg
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J-Ros
07-25-2008, 02:52 PM
http://media.googlyfoogly.com/images/illusions/boat.jpg

Paul J
07-25-2008, 04:18 PM
You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.

Erm, the first guy doesn't have a disability. lololol seriously, he's just a freak, he did an interview for his youtube account and he said he doesn't have anything wrong with him.

Sk8_Alchemist
07-25-2008, 07:17 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/urban_spirit/cockpool.png
lol in America's Wasteland Vans Skatepark. :D

Tres4life
07-26-2008, 02:58 AM
ok, to whoever hasnt laughed yet READ THIS!!!!

got this from funnyexamanswers.com

At my first year of college my physics teacher told us this rather amusing story, I’ve never forgotten this story - but I certainly have forgotten everything I learned in that class.

The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam:

“”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”

One student replied:

“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”

This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.

“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work uut the height of the skyscraper.

“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).

“Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.

“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.

But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”

The student was Nils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics. “

ForumSkater
07-26-2008, 03:41 AM
ok, to whoever hasnt laughed yet READ THIS!!!!

got this from funnyexamanswers.com

At my first year of college my physics teacher told us this rather amusing story, I’ve never forgotten this story - but I certainly have forgotten everything I learned in that class.

The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam:

“”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”

One student replied:

“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”

This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.

“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work uut the height of the skyscraper.

“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).

“Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.

“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.

But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”

The student was Nils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics. “



Well now that was horrible

fcgb
07-26-2008, 10:35 AM
it wasn't funny, but it was thought provoking.
but you know what is funny?

fart jokes.

Planb2276
07-26-2008, 11:40 AM
1. 7th

2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat

cool! im 11 and going into 7th too.

Volcomsk8
07-26-2008, 12:58 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/urban_spirit/cockpool.png
lol in America's Wasteland Vans Skatepark. :D
i dont get it.

Derrick14
07-26-2008, 01:01 PM
same man, is it supposed to be shaped like something?

Highawk
07-26-2008, 01:14 PM
same man, is it supposed to be shaped like something?

Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.

Volcomsk8
07-26-2008, 01:22 PM
Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.
oh... i dont see it.



you pervert

Derrick14
07-26-2008, 01:26 PM
lol, same here man. dont see it!

choker
07-26-2008, 02:06 PM
it wasn't funny, but it was thought provoking.
but you know what is funny?

fart jokes.

whoa watch out remember what happend to the last guy?


http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/rfartjokes.jpg

R Heng
07-26-2008, 05:10 PM
Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.

wtf? i can't see it either....

GoSkate
07-26-2008, 06:32 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/BEAR.jpg

BlankBoardBen
07-27-2008, 03:57 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/BEAR.jpg



Haha I totally laughed at that one. Look at the reflection of the building. Nice one +rep

J-Ros
07-27-2008, 05:54 PM
^

I agree.. it's beautifull :)

cha-BANG
07-27-2008, 07:46 PM
i've made it through the entire thing so far without laughing :D

Derrick14
07-27-2008, 08:13 PM
lieing doodoo head

GoSkate
07-27-2008, 08:24 PM
i've made it through the entire thing so far without laughing :D


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Wonko-the-sane/stfu.gif

Volcomsk8
07-28-2008, 07:03 PM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2280/12169170664gm0.jpg

Derrick14
07-28-2008, 07:05 PM
Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?

ISkateZero
07-28-2008, 07:11 PM
Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?

C'mon.. the joker of course. =]

AaronBautista
07-30-2008, 09:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdP0N-QRSI

Kowycz
07-30-2008, 09:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdP0N-QRSI It scares me that this is the generation of tomorrow.

choker
07-30-2008, 10:15 PM
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_0719DxMOUY

soccerdud50
07-30-2008, 10:24 PM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2280/12169170664gm0.jpg

lmfaooooo.

HighVoltageSk8r
07-30-2008, 10:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ieouAkYYI&feature=related

Andrew128900
08-10-2008, 01:56 AM
Omfg.

Win.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/21/1215174382630gs2.jpg

johnny16tx
08-10-2008, 04:13 AM
Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?

your a jackass
:icon_bs:

Derrick14
08-10-2008, 04:28 AM
ya :)

but I never watched batman as a kid, so o well

Geissler
08-10-2008, 12:09 PM
OK, I've lol'd a lot of times in this thread - but what really got me is rheng's sig. Beautiful!!

Hunter7
08-10-2008, 12:14 PM
your a jackass
:icon_bs:

no i think that was just the day when he tried to get 100 posts in under 24 hours

AJ
08-10-2008, 02:09 PM
no i think that was just the day when he tried to get 100 posts in under 24 hours

yea but posting in off topic doesn't affect post count.

AaronBautista
08-10-2008, 03:49 PM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4118/soccerpn2.jpg

FS Jordan BS
08-10-2008, 04:05 PM
^ lmao!

xXSkater14Xx
08-10-2008, 04:32 PM
lol thats hilarious

MRCK
08-10-2008, 04:49 PM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4118/soccerpn2.jpg

Hahah according to this thread's name I just lost so bad.

AaronBautista
08-11-2008, 07:23 PM
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x38/Dragonteen1/1181443323438.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/21nnzty.jpg

spyboy1o1(DL)
08-11-2008, 07:46 PM
ok you guys all going to lose once i find the picture im looking for, ill edit this post when i get it

swordman540
08-11-2008, 08:03 PM
ok you guys all going to lose once i find the picture im looking for, ill edit this post when i get it
You could've just waited and posted it once you found it?

R Heng
08-12-2008, 02:34 PM
ok, I've Lol'd A Lot Of Times In This Thread - But What Really Got Me Is Rheng's Sig. Beautiful!!

Hahah Yes

Kr3zyk1d
08-12-2008, 03:03 PM
http://www.bautforum.com/attachments/fun-n-games/6822d1197316137-funny-pictures-thread-hold_578618-funny_sign.jpg

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

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http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/070708/haircut-time.jpg

sskatess
08-12-2008, 03:37 PM
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/all-in-the-name-of-sport-4-1.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/all-in-the-name-of-sport-5-1.jpg
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FS Jordan BS
08-12-2008, 03:51 PM
^ lmao at the last one !!!