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Naive 05-31-2008, 04:15 PM The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
totally agree, the little girl on the left killed me hahahahahahh
Waxxed 05-31-2008, 05:19 PM the bacon one has to be the best.
Volcomsk8 05-31-2008, 08:41 PM http://jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1192
skater91 05-31-2008, 11:07 PM http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj180/luckyxskater/explosm-exam1.png
lol that made me sick and lose
sk8boarder 06-01-2008, 10:25 PM http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/be-safe-at-the-zoo.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/funny-strange-people-1.gif
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5461/sitabuckmm3an8ab3.jpg
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/DrawnFromWithin/manophobia.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/wjjuhg.gif
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/KnifeToTheSoul/pfail3wm0.gif
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd214/TNTsnowmen/asplode_Fail.gif
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/monertia/facebite.jpg
erase_the_doubt 06-01-2008, 10:38 PM haha, best ****ing ones yet....
z-dude 06-02-2008, 12:22 AM lol I lost when I saw the explosm comic
feedmegrease 06-02-2008, 12:28 AM [QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;983564]The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"[/QUOTE
Or the Azn grandma raising the roof.
z-dude 06-02-2008, 12:33 AM doing a cartwheel
erase_the_doubt 06-02-2008, 12:53 AM The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"
Or the Azn grandma raising the roof.
or maybe teh guy with the baseball bat growing off his chin? odd a little?
zerohalo21 06-02-2008, 12:57 AM or maybe teh guy with the baseball bat growing off his chin? odd a little?
Or the guy in the black shirt.. he like meh its not gonna spill my beer so i'm not worried...
erase_the_doubt 06-02-2008, 01:01 AM Or the guy in the black shirt.. he like meh its not gonna spill my beer so i'm not worried...
or the guy in the light blue tryin to dragonball z blast it away
KAAAMAAAHAMEEEEHAAAAAAAAA
Leo Leonardo 06-02-2008, 09:50 AM Or there's the woman above who just keeps on eating her nachos...Or the lady with the towel who seems to have gotten soap in her eyes.
erase_the_doubt 06-02-2008, 09:57 AM and the guy in the black shirt at the front that's like 'this is gonna be good, gotta see who it hits"
and the old man ducking under the chairs yelling "not those Japanese BASTARDS AGAIN"
imdesigner 06-02-2008, 10:02 AM The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"
lmao
that picture did it, but your comment was the icing on the cake! im in tech class at the moment and must constrain myself, it was hard i must tell you...
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seen so many, this is sparta, gifs that its not funny anymore :)
dude they will never get old.
Leo Leonardo 06-02-2008, 10:07 AM The lady in pink...is she eating or is she gasping?
Oh and, nice bling bling up there, black man.
Volcomsk8 06-02-2008, 10:35 AM http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/be-safe-at-the-zoo.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/funny-strange-people-1.gif
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/DrawnFromWithin/manophobia.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/UG/New%201/wjjuhg.gif
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/KnifeToTheSoul/pfail3wm0.gif
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/monertia/facebite.jpg
+1
I lost.
Waxxed 06-02-2008, 10:40 AM http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9489/4mspjkjyj1.gif
punkybambi 06-02-2008, 11:57 AM http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/punkybambii/1211745660798.jpg
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Volcomsk8 06-02-2008, 08:06 PM http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/beef_strips.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/turtles.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/omgwtf.jpg
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scared_kid.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lapsesdog.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/170681431-O.gif
I amThe1 inUr80 06-02-2008, 08:18 PM i forgot abuot trying not to laugh, the one with the dog about to bite the womans face is hilarious, so is the niggawats one.
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The best ones are the kid at the bottom who doesn't seem to realize what's going on and the littel girl on the left who's all like, "Take me away, jeebus!"
and the guy in the back ground holding his cup just looking dead at the guy getting hit by the bat with a smug look on his face is hilariouse. hahah.
fallenNJzero 06-02-2008, 08:31 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEART ATTACKS GONE. noo....that was one of my favorites
I amThe1 inUr80 06-02-2008, 09:14 PM ...................
Leo Leonardo 06-02-2008, 09:22 PM ...................
...Or edit.
I amThe1 inUr80 06-02-2008, 09:22 PM .............................
I amThe1 inUr80 06-02-2008, 09:28 PM ...Or edit.
yea i was having trouble getting the images up.
Kowycz 06-02-2008, 10:20 PM How about the guy basically pushing that little girl towards the bat.
I amThe1 inUr80 06-02-2008, 10:22 PM how about the bat? hahahhahaahahaha. how did it happen? just how did it it happen!?
twitchy_foot082 06-02-2008, 10:29 PM http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/beef_strips.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/turtles.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/omgwtf.jpg
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scared_kid.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lapsesdog.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/170681431-O.gif
AHAHAHAHA!!! i as fine until the kid playing the game on the computer with the face. i laughed so har i had to go take a poopy.
Volcomsk8 06-03-2008, 10:25 AM ..........................
Leo Leonardo 06-03-2008, 10:35 AM ..........................
If you want the original video, just go to youtube and search fainting goats. Its the first one.
7evenUp 06-03-2008, 11:41 AM what? can you be less vague?
/b/ = 4chans random category.
if you dont know 4chan, do NOT look it up. sick bastards.
Volcomsk8 06-04-2008, 10:23 AM http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/8/bumpasaurus.jpg
ChinMusic 06-04-2008, 11:51 AM ..........................
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8082/goatsoq9.gif
Better imo lol
AaronBautista 06-09-2008, 12:37 AM http://i29.tinypic.com/3531gf5.jpg
Highawk 06-09-2008, 07:10 PM http://i29.tinypic.com/3531gf5.jpg
Oh wow, Just wow, Thats amazing. really really awsome.
cha-BANG 06-09-2008, 07:22 PM wow, haven't laughed yet, but that last one, and also the old guy, and the goats w/ darth vader made me come close ^^
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my sig haha
feedmegrease 06-09-2008, 07:25 PM /b/ = 4chans random category.
if you dont know 4chan, do NOT look it up. sick bastards.
I've had nightmares from some of those pictures. I swear, every sexual fetish ever imagined by the human mind is on there. :(
krookedskater 06-09-2008, 07:39 PM thats some ****ed up **** up there.
Master Chief 06-18-2008, 09:27 PM http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Oh%20lawd.jpg
I saw those goats on a show called dirty jobs. They are called fainting goats and whenever they get startled or excited, they flop over onto their backs lol.
choker 06-26-2008, 03:44 AM http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/ShreeDollins/funny%20pics/math.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/God_Medic1/funny%20pics/ATT00009.jpg
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blindskater1213 06-26-2008, 10:52 AM I like the picachu one
fallenNJzero 06-26-2008, 10:58 AM the pikachu one and the homer ones were good
KrispyKicks 06-26-2008, 11:21 AM toker.
Highawk 06-26-2008, 12:07 PM toker.
Hehehehe,
VVVVV My sig
ndib0804 06-26-2008, 04:08 PM dam the pikachu one got me... stupid vag
ForumSkater 06-26-2008, 04:33 PM I might as well post some up
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_7_344_2007.jpg
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh229/dmooers/1107_28_344_2007.jpg
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HAHAHA the first one with the baby made me laugh
iskateniketres 06-26-2008, 04:37 PM http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/zipzop/nedm.gif
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emericanzero 06-26-2008, 04:42 PM http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3263/1208104263209se7bi8.jpg
fallenNJzero 06-26-2008, 05:28 PM http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3263/1208104263209se7bi8.jpg
lmfao that one got me
choker 06-26-2008, 05:35 PM toker.
Man F*** you
Highawk 06-26-2008, 06:14 PM Man F*** you
Oh come on man it was just a joke, calm down.
iskateniketres 06-26-2008, 06:20 PM so what, nobody likes mine :(
choker 06-26-2008, 06:36 PM Oh come on man it was just a joke, calm down.
do you have any idea how long it took me to rip off shepard fairey?
mc studda 06-26-2008, 08:38 PM exam pranks were the funniest by far. also wow one was funny. this thread is awesome
Volcomsk8 06-26-2008, 08:59 PM I have a googilion funny pictures, but ive posted them all.
fidolo 06-26-2008, 09:36 PM lol the big girl was priceless
Panda 06-27-2008, 01:20 AM I made these long time ago idk when...long ago.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/dgi_snake/churchsign7.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/dgi_snake/churchsign5.jpg
I thought they were funny 1 time....idk why im posting them but...thought I should contribute something.
Btw...I lost by the end of the first page :'(
blindskater1213 06-27-2008, 09:58 AM the anteater one is great
choker 06-27-2008, 07:18 PM http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/spazz11703/Funny%20kitteh%20pics/goodyearcatblimp.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn98/maniac1091/funny_pictures_oops.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm219/Kitty_named_Radiskull/airplane_fail.jpg
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KennethSkates 06-27-2008, 07:43 PM i still havent laughed
Someone check Kenneth's pulse.
KennethSkates 06-27-2008, 07:53 PM why?
i dont have to laugh to find things funny.
iamsocool132 06-27-2008, 07:54 PM I checked Kenneth's pulse guys......... I have bad news
emericanzero 06-27-2008, 07:55 PM why?
i dont have to laugh to find things funny.
Damn dude, you're a robot.
KennethSkates 06-27-2008, 07:57 PM haha. you guys caught me.
im a robot.
emericanzero 06-27-2008, 08:00 PM haha. you guys caught me.
im a robot.
I'm just imagining you standing in a circle with your friends, all of them laughing histerically, and you're just standing there with a straight face saying, "Wow, that's hilarious."
KennethSkates 06-27-2008, 08:02 PM lmfao!!. okay
i just lost
thanks
le electric chr 06-27-2008, 08:20 PM http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5961/golfballsyi8.jpg
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http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/407/weathermancx4.jpg
iamsocool132 06-27-2008, 08:51 PM lmao, the third one
ForumSkater 06-28-2008, 02:58 AM http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png
That got me, laughed out loud, REALLY LOUD!
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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc266/FxTimxS/fish.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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The first one was so hilarious
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/969/14/01AwcAX3ROuHAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/gay_13.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/flir_162.jpg
http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/flr_144.jpg
http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.dbfea31f5104d54522b56fc16e931f87.jpg
http://4.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.aca8d7462042a09fca4723ef5111d760.jpg
Gingers creepin mutha****as.
J-Ros 06-28-2008, 10:58 AM http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-duck-writing1.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-math-expand.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/frisbee-fail2.jpg?w=500&h=297
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/strange-fail.jpg?w=500
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ski-lift-warning.jpg?w=400&h=542
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/manstripper.jpg?w=500
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/kneefail.jpg?w=400&h=243
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/goldfail.jpg?w=400&h=299
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fountainfish.jpg?w=400&h=300
FS Jordan BS 06-28-2008, 11:18 AM ^ hahaha +rep
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg
That's freaking hilarious.
savedskater43 06-28-2008, 01:00 PM http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/sammich.jpg (http://www.explosm.net/comics/345/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/because-not-everyone-wants-warts.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/zip-zop-zoobity-bop.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/hitler-eats-watermelon.gif
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/invisible-steve-irwin.jpg
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/michael-bolton.jpg
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster68416198.jpg
choker 06-28-2008, 02:17 PM Ouch!
J-Ros 06-28-2008, 02:41 PM http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/centaurs-with-big-penises.jpg
ZephyrGod 06-28-2008, 04:27 PM http://funnylolfunny.com/pics/727_thumb.jpg
**http://funnylolfunny.com/pics/682_thumb.jpg
Not the funniest things but i got bored.
Derrick14 06-28-2008, 05:00 PM http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1605/hillaryclintonpu1.jpg
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7950/jedill2.gif
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http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2324/shareyourfavouriteawmemxq4.gif
I know that picture isnt funny, but I put it up because I did not alter it in anyway, and it is in my city :p
erase_the_doubt 06-28-2008, 07:08 PM ha ha ha....
guess i lose?
mainefreestyle 07-03-2008, 07:03 PM http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.dbfea31f5104d54522b56fc16e931f87.jpg
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Gingers creepin mutha****as.[/QUOTE]
HA HAH AH
Omg those too are so funny LOL
emericanzero 07-03-2008, 08:02 PM http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.c8898c4917c46d062e44d046b75d9742.jpg
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GoSkate 07-03-2008, 08:18 PM http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/showmaster94/EpicFailGoldMine001.jpg
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ride-design-fail.jpg
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Trebor 07-03-2008, 10:30 PM ive only laughed twice
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6897/splashmountaindl2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6897/splashmountaindl2.5606d1f53f.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=356&i=splashmountaindl2.jpg)
lol i am in that picture, can you guess which is me?
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LemiPie 07-05-2008, 06:50 PM The second one is my little sister passed out on NYE in New York. The last one is my favorite.{rf)
Derrick14 07-05-2008, 07:01 PM last one looks alot more like pain in his face than a smile
choker 07-12-2008, 02:05 AM http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/mexiemo.jpg
choker 07-16-2008, 01:12 AM http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg
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Derrick14 07-16-2008, 01:16 AM http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p312/jwdoom/Weed_legalized_in_New_York.jpg
oh em gee, could you imagine if that was real:p
The Government 07-16-2008, 01:47 AM I hope I win.
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I made the last one. Must've taken 8 hours.
GoSkate 07-16-2008, 01:55 AM http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/Jeryen/qwa.jpg
one of my friends myspace bulliten(yes we talk like that all the time)
How late did you stay up last night and why?
i havnt slept in weeks.
the old people keep escaping
and they scratch....... at my window....... it very.... tiresome.
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
we would systematically buy all the ketchup from every store in the county.
and then we would eat it
and thats all we ever did.
thats a true story i made up.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a R?
no, but i did save a lot on my car insurance by shooting a crossbow through the torso of a lepurcon.
he did not smell what i was cooking
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
no, but i did snap the neck of an old lady at a bus stop. she was carrying her cats in grocery bags.
and i set them free.
what do u love more. old ladies or kittens.
i did the world a favor.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
iv been told not to release that information
To send you a myspace message?
the cambodian military.
they want a white wizard to join their military force.
and i believe im highyl qualified for such a position
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
i lost count
ahahahha, im delightful and your welcome.
What does your 8th incoming text message say?
****in BizZZZnatch!!! i tHouGht We'Z haz a dealZ yO?
i iZ gANa pOp a CAp In yo AZ$.
What are you excited about?
the psycic told me the end to my constipation will happen in the nea future.
How old are you going to be next year?
old enough
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
psh, im getting married, to around 7 wifes.
you can think of me as either a "playa"
or an achient tribal chief.
What DA **** are you doing tomorrow?
your mom
am i right?!?! yeah!
i am hilariouse, and your welcome.
Whats your hair look like today?
imagine a very dikey dolphin.
ok?
now think of the opposite of that.
can u image it?
What are you doing right now?
a barrel of monkies.
am i right?!?!?
ahahah, i am a sick man, and your welcome.
What was the last thing you ate?
i...... havnt been fed........ in days.
i have to wait........ for the house mistress...... to give me a pail
of melted popsicles.
bamboo sticks
and a piece of meat...... that is unidentifiable
Are you someone's best friend?
tom hanks
Do you like birds?
i like to punch them in the face!
**** YOU BIRD!
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
the screams of children.
because......
THEY SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!!!!
ahaha, i am comedic ,and your welcome
Who do you tell everything to?
frodo!
Have you spoken to your mother today?
yep
EVER SHOVE 1000 TONS OF RADIOACTIVE TNT STRIGHT INTO THE ASS OF A HIPPO!?!
**** YEAH! THAT **** WAS AWSOUME!
Where were you an hour ago?
helping my comunity of course.
Do you have any tattoo/pierceings?
no
When was the last time you JUST STRAIGHT PUNCHED YOUR GRANDMA IN THE FACE!
this is so weird! im doing it right now!!!!
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
no,
this is mainly because i make others feel more awkward by shouting the miricles of jesus while wearing nothing but a racoon hat and ice skates.
Hunter7 07-16-2008, 01:51 PM http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/Jeryen/qwa.jpg
DAMN YOU SIR
i get it, and i cant stop laughing
7evenUp 07-16-2008, 02:07 PM I hope I win.
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled-1.gif
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http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee259/cxt44/untitled.jpg
I made the last one. Must've taken 8 hours.
i hope you mean the gif, cause that paint thing was lame, i could make that in minutes.
and none of these were funny.
Skate1PlanB 07-17-2008, 04:35 AM i havent laughed yet even, just a couple chuckles lol this is all i got, i laughed when i seen this along time ago
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/02/Chin----chan.jpg
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http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff38/NCAAFBALLROX2/race.jpg
J-Ros 07-17-2008, 08:27 AM http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p428/warlorded78/image012.jpg
fallenNJzero 07-17-2008, 10:14 AM http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p428/warlorded78/image012.jpg
lmao was that on the cafe?
Derrick14 07-18-2008, 12:34 AM http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg
courtasy of rheng
R Heng 07-18-2008, 12:35 AM http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg
courtasy of rheng
i was gonna post that lol
zerohalo21 07-18-2008, 12:36 AM http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg
courtasy of rheng
Epic Win
RIP_BOB_GNARLY 07-18-2008, 12:36 AM lmao.
Skaterbabe15 07-18-2008, 12:37 AM ahaha
that was good.
Volcomsk8 07-18-2008, 12:37 AM http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg
courtasy of rheng
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5465/1127561732825iloldjm2.jpg
GoSkate 07-18-2008, 12:43 AM http://i37.tinypic.com/qot6v4.jpg
courtasy of rheng
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg149/xlBlitzkrieg/Epic_Win.gif
ForumSkater 07-18-2008, 12:44 AM You see guys I'm famous. You wanna be like me now.
GoSkate 07-18-2008, 12:48 AM You see guys I'm famous. You wanna be like me now.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a224/PhotoshopCory/fail.jpg
7evenUp 07-18-2008, 12:52 AM forumskater = fail
Tim-A 07-18-2008, 01:07 AM You see guys I'm Infamous. You Don't wanna be like me now.
Your absolutley right
swordman540 07-18-2008, 01:16 AM Infamous still means famous. Like inflammable and flammable.
zerohalo21 07-18-2008, 01:16 AM http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k59/jajdc1221/Pulp_fiction.gif
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/jzoneframe/funny_animated_pictures_01-1.gif
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn464/KROMDOS/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zxj.jpg
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/bhedges231/funny/fat.jpg
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z42/tanooki003/Funny/fat.jpg
R Heng 07-18-2008, 01:33 AM found this in my 15 year old friends room
http://i34.tinypic.com/x4q8w5.jpg
twitchy_foot082 07-18-2008, 01:35 AM http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/ShreeDollins/funny%20pics/math.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/God_Medic1/funny%20pics/ATT00009.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/00miata/Funny%20pics/Gerbil.jpg
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk83/JohnnyEsp123/funny%20pics/fail2.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/chocolate-rain2.jpg
i believe i peed myself when i read about pikachus vagina
Skate1PlanB 07-18-2008, 02:13 AM http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/MissLeviathan/Caruso_csi.jpg
feedmegrease 07-18-2008, 04:46 AM http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7458/sfsdffsao3.png
ForumSkater 07-18-2008, 04:54 AM Wow I've gotten 2 posts in this thread based on me already... WIN. Btw FMG why'd you leave the chat? wut about ta cybersex?
feedmegrease 07-18-2008, 04:59 AM http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5913/jfhfghgfhvl7.png
ForumSkater 07-18-2008, 05:01 AM We're destroying the self esteem of a 5th grader
1. 7th
2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat
Boobies 07-18-2008, 11:30 AM 1. 7th
2. LOL
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FMG Get back on the chat
why are you making this a joke ?
These people aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at you
and you don't seem to see it
ricta_rules 07-18-2008, 11:32 AM http://images.wikia.com/evchk/images/0/06/Arguing_on_the_internet.jpg
Volcomsk8 07-18-2008, 11:39 AM 1. 7th
2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat
You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?
ForumSkater 07-18-2008, 04:35 PM You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?
Well yes when summer vacation is over I'm gonna be in 7th grade, and in November I'm going to be 12
Volcomsk8 07-18-2008, 05:34 PM oh. Because i was in 5th grade when i was eleven.
i think i was in 6th grade when i was 11 lol
but then again my memory blacked out in 3rd grade, i dont even remember the friggin teacher lol(really!)
Shorty's_Kid 07-18-2008, 11:43 PM You're eleven, and your in 7th grade? WTF?
I was 11 when I went into 7th grade also.
I'm 15 and going into 11th grade.
It's all about the birthday placement.
Skaterbabe15 07-18-2008, 11:46 PM I was 11 when I went into 7th grade also.
I'm 15 and going into 11th grade.
It's all about the birthday placement.
did you skip a grade ?
Hunter7 07-19-2008, 12:02 AM did You Skip A Grade ?
Bahahaa I Just Lost!!!
zerohalo21 07-19-2008, 12:19 AM http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/pr0phets/wayne_brady.jpg
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LukEASY 07-19-2008, 02:36 AM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolderrick.jpg
grandhustle 07-19-2008, 02:38 AM Omg Lolll The Guy Getting Horned By The Bull
Hellview 07-19-2008, 02:46 AM LOL wow at first I was like... oh a guy dressed up in a donkey suit going to town on this girl, that's pretty weird.
then I realized it was a donkey punch joke :(
Kowycz 07-19-2008, 10:27 AM LOL wow at first I was like... oh a guy dressed up in a donkey suit going to town on this girl, that's pretty weird.
then I realized it was a donkey punch joke :(
Haha, thanks for pointing that one out, I missed the joke too.
R Heng 07-19-2008, 03:25 PM did you skip a grade ?
no, he didn't (AFAIK atleast)
I'm going to be 16 as a senior.
Derrick14 07-19-2008, 03:33 PM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolderrick.jpg
I owe you neg rep, I'm out of re right now
J-Ros 07-19-2008, 07:05 PM http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/moreorangefail.jpg?w=500
Orange fail :D
choker 07-19-2008, 09:07 PM http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/moreorangefail.jpg?w=500
Orange fail :D
LOL looks like ryan sheckler
Kr3zyk1d 07-19-2008, 09:20 PM http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5465/1127561732825iloldjm2.jpg
damn i lost
feedmegrease 07-19-2008, 10:23 PM I owe you neg rep, I'm out of re right now
Nah bro, its nothing personal.
RobbySkateboard 07-20-2008, 06:14 AM I posted my number in flash chat... derrick texted me... read on:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h260/Robby_Skateboard/derrickgotpwnt.jpg
now everyone plus rep me for that
Derrick14 07-20-2008, 06:16 AM who wants pictures!!
feedmegrease 07-20-2008, 06:19 AM we talkin n00dz?
RobbySkateboard 07-20-2008, 06:20 AM we talkin n00dz?
my balls, that was specifically for him, and he uploaded it to the internet, I have a link.. ban him
Highawk 07-20-2008, 06:23 AM I love how I'm in the middle of the conversation.
Derrick14 07-20-2008, 06:23 AM my balls, that was specifically for him, and he uploaded it to the internet, I have a link.. ban him
robby :icon_mad:
you said you didnt care and now you try to get me banned :(
feedmegrease 07-20-2008, 07:02 AM Wait a sec, why the **** would you send Derrick a picture of your balls anyway, moron?
/facepalm
Derrick14 07-20-2008, 07:05 AM you'd never guess what he sent rheng.....
feedmegrease 07-20-2008, 07:07 AM I don't even wanna ****ing know, really. You guys are retarded.
Highawk 07-20-2008, 07:08 AM BWhahahaha. I think it's quite funny. I came in right then too.
feedmegrease 07-20-2008, 07:13 AM You guys are dumbasses. If you're not gonna contribute to my thread then gtfo.
BHANSHTICK BHANSTHTICK FMG BHANSHTICK.
now something else
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3301/3688/1600/643589/1027_4_030.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3301/3688/1600/793696/batman06.jpg
R Heng 07-20-2008, 02:27 PM haha i JUST got his messages today...
Chamaleon 07-20-2008, 04:40 PM http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/2500/1216247287841lh3.jpg
FS Jordan BS 07-20-2008, 05:11 PM ^ i lost. again.
R Heng 07-20-2008, 05:47 PM hahah saved that pimp my ride pic
emericanzero 07-20-2008, 08:36 PM http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg
RIP_BOB_GNARLY 07-20-2008, 11:27 PM http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/?action=view¤t=forum.jpg
choker 07-20-2008, 11:44 PM http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/613200895136AM_asiangirls.jpg
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zerohalo21 07-21-2008, 12:05 AM http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/TinydancerNmyhand/mystery.gif
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choker 07-21-2008, 12:37 AM http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/julianfb77/Motivational%20Posters/Abstinence.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/5222008103638AM_motivator1189344pk5.jpg
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Hellview 07-21-2008, 01:47 AM http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg
HOLY **** LOL, this isnt the first time I've laughed from this thread but that made my day
jakedaskater 07-21-2008, 01:50 AM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolforumcopy.jpg
lol
R Heng 07-21-2008, 01:53 AM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolforumcopy.jpg
lol
i see skater babe is in there...noods?
jakedaskater 07-21-2008, 01:56 AM no not yet, but we want you back rheng
R Heng 07-21-2008, 01:59 AM yeah im still banned.
Skaterbabe15 07-21-2008, 02:01 AM awwwe !
have you tried getting back ?
because gloria is REALLY sorry about it.
Hellview 07-21-2008, 02:01 AM You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.
wow I didnt even bother watching those... but that was just horrible.. although I did laugh when he started singing nickelback, but started feeling deeply sorry for him soon afterwards..
R Heng 07-21-2008, 02:02 AM awwwe !
have you tried getting back ?
because gloria is REALLY sorry about it.
deleted cookies, re logged in and restartted browser. Still banned...:icon_woow
Skaterbabe15 07-21-2008, 02:07 AM awe.
well she feels bad, and she said that she is going to do the most she can. lol.
zerohalo21 07-21-2008, 02:10 AM ^^ if you not gonna post something to make people laugh don't post in this thread at all.
jakedaskater 07-21-2008, 02:12 AM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/forum.jpg
R Heng 07-21-2008, 02:21 AM god im missing such an epic chat T_T
feedmegrease 07-21-2008, 02:25 AM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/forum.jpg
Contradictions ftw.
AaronBautista 07-21-2008, 03:11 AM You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.
um, sorry?
but the first dude doesnt even have any disabilities
and who has hitler in their signature?
but i agree i shouldnt have posted the second one
wow....thats in REALLY bad taste. Not funny.
and a nude obese man dancing is funny?
ForumSkater 07-21-2008, 04:44 AM and a nude obese man dancing is funny?
Yes..
Boobies 07-21-2008, 06:16 AM i see skater babe is in there...noods?
oh gross
for your sake
don't
Derrick14 07-22-2008, 01:08 AM http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b121/debaleej/Funny%20Pictures/***.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/maveric0484/Funny%20Pictures/***.jpg
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/NdIndy/***.jpg
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http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t134/chunkymonkey_rocks/funny.gif
gay some didnt work :(
EPIC fail
Hunter7 07-22-2008, 01:09 AM http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/Sinehremark/screenshot.jpg
epic winz?
Derrick14 07-22-2008, 01:13 AM fer sher
GoSkate 07-22-2008, 01:15 AM forumskater got ip banned from the chat..
that otta make you laugh
ForumSkater 07-22-2008, 02:09 AM I didn't get IP banned... idiot. I got banned for 10 hours.
jakedaskater 07-22-2008, 02:10 AM ip banned for ten hours?
Panda 07-22-2008, 03:50 AM Lighten the mood....
http://www.almostawebsite.com/cache/news-images/1408/t.jpg
http://www.almostawebsite.com/cache/news-images/1409/t.jpg
Hope some of you get this joke.
ForumSkater 07-22-2008, 03:52 AM Family Guy =D
GoSkate 07-22-2008, 09:36 PM http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn215/GoSkateDay621/lolwomancopy.jpg
Skaterbabe15 07-22-2008, 09:37 PM im not supporting it...
thats just kinda stupid ?
Andrew Jay 07-22-2008, 09:40 PM ^ Lies
Skaterbabe15 07-22-2008, 09:41 PM yes you caught me.
...
bguitarist34 07-22-2008, 09:56 PM wow a woman that supports jokes against herself XD
R Heng 07-22-2008, 10:02 PM wait what? when was this?
GoSkate 07-22-2008, 10:03 PM like 15 minutes ago
bguitarist34 07-22-2008, 10:03 PM wait what? when was this?
half an hour ago or so? pretty recent
Skaterbabe15 07-22-2008, 10:03 PM i actually am AGAINST woman jokes.
they just invited me and i hit enter as i was trying to write a message, and yea.
i was actually talking to highhawk and had a good convo.
R Heng 07-22-2008, 10:08 PM half an hour ago or so? pretty recent
everyone left T_T
Highawk 07-23-2008, 12:07 AM Yeah see the one in skate chat thats me c_C
i don't see why you don't support women jokes, they're hilarious.
Why can't women drive?
theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Why do women have smaller feet?
so they can stand closer to the stove?
Why did the woman cross the road?
...what the hell was that chick doing out the kitchen?
all in good fun.
zerohalo21 07-23-2008, 11:51 PM http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn56/silliybilly/beer.jpg
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii147/DenkGroove/beer.jpg
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http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k42/takaradoll/motivational%20posters/beer.jpg
Derrick14 07-23-2008, 11:54 PM woo beer!
zerohalo21 07-24-2008, 12:12 AM http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o9/Harpazo/Imsoofthesebottlesinthisdesert.png
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choker 07-24-2008, 12:26 AM http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/66200860649PM_WWRAD-demotivational-.jpg
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GoSkate 07-24-2008, 03:25 PM http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z273/dokepengin/Posters/ChuckNorrisOfLightning.jpg
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J-Ros 07-25-2008, 02:52 PM http://media.googlyfoogly.com/images/illusions/boat.jpg
Paul J 07-25-2008, 04:18 PM You're a sick, sick individual. People with those kinds of disabilities can't help the fact that they have them. That's not funny at all. That's just ****ing sick. YOU'RE ****ing sick.
Erm, the first guy doesn't have a disability. lololol seriously, he's just a freak, he did an interview for his youtube account and he said he doesn't have anything wrong with him.
Sk8_Alchemist 07-25-2008, 07:17 PM http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/urban_spirit/cockpool.png
lol in America's Wasteland Vans Skatepark. :D
Tres4life 07-26-2008, 02:58 AM ok, to whoever hasnt laughed yet READ THIS!!!!
got this from funnyexamanswers.com
At my first year of college my physics teacher told us this rather amusing story, I’ve never forgotten this story - but I certainly have forgotten everything I learned in that class.
The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam:
“”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”
One student replied:
“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”
This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.
“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work uut the height of the skyscraper.
“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).
“Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.
“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.
But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”
The student was Nils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics. “
ForumSkater 07-26-2008, 03:41 AM ok, to whoever hasnt laughed yet READ THIS!!!!
got this from funnyexamanswers.com
At my first year of college my physics teacher told us this rather amusing story, I’ve never forgotten this story - but I certainly have forgotten everything I learned in that class.
The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam:
“”Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”
One student replied:
“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”
This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.
“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work uut the height of the skyscraper.
“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).
“Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.
“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.
But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”
The student was Nils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics. “
Well now that was horrible
it wasn't funny, but it was thought provoking.
but you know what is funny?
fart jokes.
Planb2276 07-26-2008, 11:40 AM 1. 7th
2. LOL
Merging doublepost
FMG Get back on the chat
cool! im 11 and going into 7th too.
Volcomsk8 07-26-2008, 12:58 PM http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/urban_spirit/cockpool.png
lol in America's Wasteland Vans Skatepark. :D
i dont get it.
Derrick14 07-26-2008, 01:01 PM same man, is it supposed to be shaped like something?
Highawk 07-26-2008, 01:14 PM same man, is it supposed to be shaped like something?
Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.
Volcomsk8 07-26-2008, 01:22 PM Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.
oh... i dont see it.
you pervert
Derrick14 07-26-2008, 01:26 PM lol, same here man. dont see it!
choker 07-26-2008, 02:06 PM it wasn't funny, but it was thought provoking.
but you know what is funny?
fart jokes.
whoa watch out remember what happend to the last guy?
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/choker_2006/rfartjokes.jpg
R Heng 07-26-2008, 05:10 PM Penis with a wart. look at it going left to right turn your head if you must.
wtf? i can't see it either....
GoSkate 07-26-2008, 06:32 PM http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/BEAR.jpg
BlankBoardBen 07-27-2008, 03:57 PM http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/BEAR.jpg
Haha I totally laughed at that one. Look at the reflection of the building. Nice one +rep
J-Ros 07-27-2008, 05:54 PM ^
I agree.. it's beautifull :)
cha-BANG 07-27-2008, 07:46 PM i've made it through the entire thing so far without laughing :D
Derrick14 07-27-2008, 08:13 PM lieing doodoo head
GoSkate 07-27-2008, 08:24 PM i've made it through the entire thing so far without laughing :D
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Wonko-the-sane/stfu.gif
Volcomsk8 07-28-2008, 07:03 PM http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2280/12169170664gm0.jpg
Derrick14 07-28-2008, 07:05 PM Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?
ISkateZero 07-28-2008, 07:11 PM Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?
C'mon.. the joker of course. =]
AaronBautista 07-30-2008, 09:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdP0N-QRSI
Kowycz 07-30-2008, 09:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdP0N-QRSI It scares me that this is the generation of tomorrow.
choker 07-30-2008, 10:15 PM http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_0719DxMOUY
soccerdud50 07-30-2008, 10:24 PM http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2280/12169170664gm0.jpg
lmfaooooo.
HighVoltageSk8r 07-30-2008, 10:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ieouAkYYI&feature=related
Andrew128900 08-10-2008, 01:56 AM Omfg.
Win.
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/21/1215174382630gs2.jpg
johnny16tx 08-10-2008, 04:13 AM Is that supposed to be batman?...or the joker?
your a jackass
:icon_bs:
Derrick14 08-10-2008, 04:28 AM ya :)
but I never watched batman as a kid, so o well
Geissler 08-10-2008, 12:09 PM OK, I've lol'd a lot of times in this thread - but what really got me is rheng's sig. Beautiful!!
Hunter7 08-10-2008, 12:14 PM your a jackass
:icon_bs:
no i think that was just the day when he tried to get 100 posts in under 24 hours
no i think that was just the day when he tried to get 100 posts in under 24 hours
yea but posting in off topic doesn't affect post count.
AaronBautista 08-10-2008, 03:49 PM http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4118/soccerpn2.jpg
FS Jordan BS 08-10-2008, 04:05 PM ^ lmao!
xXSkater14Xx 08-10-2008, 04:32 PM lol thats hilarious
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4118/soccerpn2.jpg
Hahah according to this thread's name I just lost so bad.
AaronBautista 08-11-2008, 07:23 PM http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x38/Dragonteen1/1181443323438.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/21nnzty.jpg
spyboy1o1(DL) 08-11-2008, 07:46 PM ok you guys all going to lose once i find the picture im looking for, ill edit this post when i get it
swordman540 08-11-2008, 08:03 PM ok you guys all going to lose once i find the picture im looking for, ill edit this post when i get it
You could've just waited and posted it once you found it?
R Heng 08-12-2008, 02:34 PM ok, I've Lol'd A Lot Of Times In This Thread - But What Really Got Me Is Rheng's Sig. Beautiful!!
Hahah Yes
Kr3zyk1d 08-12-2008, 03:03 PM http://www.bautforum.com/attachments/fun-n-games/6822d1197316137-funny-pictures-thread-hold_578618-funny_sign.jpg
http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg
http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg
http://www.except.nl/overig/uploads/kittens/fail.jpg
http://photos.sutradirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fail-1.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-bike-umbrella.jpg
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/44/lolcatsdotcom31rlfxe597v92q5h.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-brushed-seal-leg-panic.jpg
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/fear-chihuahua-uhoh.jpg
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg
http://www.nataliedee.com/070708/haircut-time.jpg
sskatess 08-12-2008, 03:37 PM http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/all-in-the-name-of-sport-4-1.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/all-in-the-name-of-sport-5-1.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/all-in-the-name-of-sport-8-1.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/spoiled-photos-1-1.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/spoiled-photos-2-1.jpg
FS Jordan BS 08-12-2008, 03:51 PM ^ lmao at the last one !!!
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