What do you think your last spoken words will be?

i dont know. (not actual words)

i dont know. (not actual words)

possibly someone could say to you
'whats the combination to this locked door we have to get out of before jigsaw kills us?'
and youll say 'i dont know'
hahahah

haha that could be true

would have to be: "YIPPY KIYAY, MOTHER ****ER

Hopefully what's in my sig. Because that would be f*cking epic.

In before the lock.... or not...

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p56/bravesgeek10/1Other/other_inbeforethelock.jpg

"Tell my wife i said... Hello..."

thats what she said....








i do not see this thread going anywhere.

i do not see this thread going anywhere.


Then your no fun....live a little man.

My last words shall be:

"Sorry I cheated. *croaks* "

thats what she said....








i do not see this thread going anywhere.

I don't see you getting laid tonight. I kid....

would have to be: "YIPPY KIYAY, MOTHER ****ERSecond-person suicide?

"Good night ya morons"

anyone know what im talking about?

et tu brute?

"I can roundhouse like Chuck Norris"

my last words on earth will probably be "no, dude, this stair set is easy!!"

"I hate every single one of you".

It everyone could actually prepare for their last words, how sweet would that be?...lol, ideally I'd like my last words to be extremely meaningful-words that someone can take to heart and remember for a lifetime. Something along the lines of "I can leave this world happily because my regrets have never consumed me. And if you remember me for anything, remember me for being optimistic even when life seemed less than satisfactory." Of course, in a sudden death scenario, that might be shortened to something like "ahhh" lol. Either way, I assure you that it'll be memorable. :icon_wink

or " Bury me face down, so that anyone who didnt like me... can kiss my ass!" lol

"I hope I can clearn this 43 set"

"Tell my wife i said... Hello..."
this isn't the planet of the neutrals.

the last words will of course be "oops"

"I can leave this world happily because my regrets have never consumed me. And if you remember me for anything, remember me for being optimistic even when life seemed less than satisfactory."Yeah, that would memorable...very...memorable. *Grabs three boxes of Kleenex*

"G-g-ggive me my iPod, oh yeah. . Viva La Vida. I can finally die in pea-."

While my friends in the back snickers and say, "Hahaha, he said he can finally die in pee!" Then probably start urinating on me. Such nice friends!

It's ok, they only sting when provoked.

It everyone could actually prepare for their last words, how sweet would that be?...lol, ideally I'd like my last words to be extremely meaningful-words that someone can take to heart and remember for a lifetime. Something along the lines of "I can leave this world happily because my regrets have never consumed me. And if you remember me for anything, remember me for being optimistic even when life seemed less than satisfactory." Of course, in a sudden death scenario, that might be shortened to something like "ahhh" lol. Either way, I assure you that it'll be memorable. :icon_winkThat's so meaning fun but I forgot what you said already. Also that would suck if when you were about to say that you start chocking and then you couldn't say that before you die.

"Well, at least i get to stop looking at your ugly face every morning."

Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok&feature=related

My last words with be




" *weak chuckle* ah ****"

Or

Dying is more easy then taking candy from crippled babies

zerohalo21, I am your father.

Me: "knock knock"
Others: "who's there....dude, dude! WHO'S THERE!"

probably something along the lines of "you must find it, before it's too late" or "avenge me" or "wait, my will, i put it in the..." .

Probably: "I Shot The Sheriff!.... But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy..."

"Hey guys watch this!"

Probably whatever I say to my GF before I get on my bike after dropping her off at work/home. Something she would remember forever I imagine.

Damnit I knew I was forgetting something I left the fcking oven on... oh crap

"Well now, I'm pretty sure this is not a natural shape for my body to be in..."

It will probably be "HNNNNGHHH....HNNNNGHHH"

while I have a heart attack.

My last word would probably be, "I love GTA4 and Pee-wees play house".

Me and your daughter..uh...

Mine would be.. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOABSUNH SRNOL"
seriously.

Oh ****.

"OMG MY ORGANS ARE HANGING ...........BLEUAHEGWE......gnhnnhhh."

now i dont have to care for a thing

bosco

On further thought, perhaps "Krghhhdflblk!"

Because everyone knows that people having heart attacks are unable to use vowels.

"Hey guys watch this!"FTW!!!

Probally some random word.

i think the last words will be

"DONT THE MONKEYS........THEY ARE FILLED....."
"FILLED WITH WHAT?"
"RAGE!"

well a few words but you get the idea

probably some sort of profanity

"I hope this elevator doesn't break"

ok if someone alrdy said this because i didnt read the thread
i would say 2 different thing

if im still a virgin then i would be like * god damnit i died a fking virgin fk life* then i would die

or i if i dont i would be like* holy fk man im not a fking virgin fk you all mother fkers and tell my mom i....i....i.... lov... he..r..and im dead =P* (IM DEAD)

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

My last word would probably be, "I love GTA4 and Pee-wees play house".

That makes you violently gay? lol no offense

"I'm a lover not a fighter, but sometimes I prefer Dos Equis."

When its time, I'll probably be saying or whispering this to myself...

"From whence I came from, I now return..."
"From the darkness we emerge; to the darkness we must go..."
"There is no death. Only a change of worlds.”

Depressing? Yes... but all these quotes mean a lot me...

"Damn where are my keys?"
"Oh damn! I left the fridge open."
"Crap, I forgot to shut the water in the bathroom."

D00d Wtf, H4x! J00 Fukkin Cheeted!

Oh My God My Penis Is On Fire

oh crap

"Is my foot supposed to be touching my ear?"

oh Sh*t, where did my little toe go?

I Would Listen To Myself Die

All most people get is "Mind that bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT! haha red dwarf ftw. also lol at the guy who said "tell my wife i said... hello", futurama also ftw. infact, all comedy ftw!:p

For most of us though it'll probably be something absolutely mundane haha like "the toilets flooded" or something when you're on the way out the house.
It'd be fantastic to say something awsomely sad to whoever you're with at the time ha:p that or "tell people i love them" would be a good way to go, a bit more conventional i guess

my last words would be
"why did i waste my ****in life on the skaters cafe"

"Bye bye, beautiful. Don't bother to write."

YAY Coheed! I don't need to think for myself now!

All most people get is "Mind that bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT! haha red dwarf ftw.

'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'.

Love it.

"anyone remember what will smith used?"

"LSD:The beginning of something wonderful."

"I'll see you all in hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllgugu huuuuuuughughuuuuu" *gasp*

"Please give me head before I die"

my famouse last words would be "light the flare! we found the gas leak"

"NOONE MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD" "rgurglecoughgrugle"

Me on top of a 8 foot drop.

"It doesn't look that big I could probally kickflip it"

Ok mr fat dude, but this is the only time i'm gonna let you ollie my head.

"You guys are b*tches."

last words: does my hair look okay? oh thanks, just make sure it still looks okay after im dead.

"we're blood brothers"

lol alternate ending to superbad

"how did you know bullets was my one weakness?....."

Mine would be
"poke it and see if its alive"

"dude, Check This Out"

"I can so pass that guy"

dude, what does that guy think hes doin? he cant pass me!

you better pray i dont come back as a ghost or i'll haunt your ass *insert cool and dramatic death here*

^^nice I would remember that when I die!!

"I'm..gay."

Anyone know the reference?