post hear excuses you would make for leaving your psyco girlfriend.

Mine would be:

Sorry babe, im movin to Canada (not dissin Canada) im gunna open up my own maple syrup company.

lol. id be like im sorry to say this but im a homosexual emo and its all your fault. then iid start cutting my wrist in front of her.

Ok this is GOING to be mine

my gf is so fking weird ..

Hey keiley i have aids sorry =P

Your psycho?

I'm friends with Berishman. O SNAP JUST OWNED U

no excuses, this is how it goes,

"*****, I DON'T LIKE YOU NO MO'! NOW DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN, GO UP TO THE COUNTER, AND TELL THAT NIGGA I WANT A CHICKEN SAMMICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES...


FOR FREE!, then imma break up wit cho' ass!"

"ive decided that youre a lesbian"

your weird.

straighten out or gtfo.

I fell in love with a baked potato.

you are dead to my penis

no excuses, this is how it goes,

"*****, I DON'T LIKE YOU NO MO'! NOW DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN, GO UP TO THE COUNTER, AND TELL THAT NIGGA I WANT A CHICKEN SAMMICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES...


FOR FREE!, then imma break up wit cho' ass!"

what is that get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries for free thing. some kid in my school has a sweatshirt with that on the back. its retarded. makes no sense at all to me.
anyway, i have no thing to say about some psycho girlfriend. never had a psycho girl haha

"gtfo dumb wench"

Your sister is MUCH hotter.

wow uh, im sorry but girls in straight jackets arent my type.

"I'm Impotent."

wow uh, im sorry but girls in straight jackets arent my type.

haha! thats hilarious.

what is that get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries for free thing. some kid in my school has a sweatshirt with that on the back. its retarded. makes no sense at all to me.
anyway, i have no thing to say about some psycho girlfriend. never had a psycho girl haha

go to youtube and search "unforgivables" I don't know which one it is

go to youtube and search "unforgivables" I don't know which one it is

Haha those vids are funny as hell.
I'd tell her I made sweet love to her dog and that you just suck your dogs poop off of my ****. <if that makes sense.

I'd just be all chill and be like.
"*****, your **** just aren't doing it for me anymore. **** off, iight? Unless of course, you wanna **** one more time."

EDIT: we can't say t1ts?

I just dont really like people who have vaginas AND penis's

Via text message, after already secretly moving 25 miles and changing cell number in one day:

I've got some bad news, honey. I've contracted a rare and highly contagious form of athlete's foot and due to a clerical error, I'm being deported to Iceland. It will be difficult for me to contact you from there since my cell doesn't get reception in Reykjavik. I leave tonight. Don't try to call me, I'll call you.

you kissed pretty well. That is...when I could tell the difference between my dog and you.

Weeeell if I was a guy I'd say,

I'm an agent, an FBI agent and Im being sent away to Russia to be a spy. Don't call me or they'll kill you.

It's not me, it's you...

"I'm with your mum now... oh, and I gave you AID's"

REAL life scenario that my friend and i did at school with my last crazy girlfriend...

I got him to kiss her right in front of me then i just acted like it was all cool and funny and this is a win win.... Either she could have gotten pissed off at me for letting him do that or she could have enjoyed it and if she enjoyed it i could easily break up with her because she "cheated" on me or if she hated it and i was laughing she would have broken up with me. So later that day she told me she was breaking up with me... Worked like a charm :D

REAL life scenario that my friend and i did at school with my last crazy girlfriend...

I got him to kiss her right in front of me then i just acted like it was all cool and funny and this is a win win.... Either she could have gotten pissed off at me for letting him do that or she could have enjoyed it and if she enjoyed it i could easily break up with her because she "cheated" on me or if she hated it and i was laughing she would have broken up with me. So later that day she told me she was breaking up with me... Worked like a charm :D

Genius.

It's not me, it's you...

That's what I was thinking...If I had psycho boyfriend, I think I'd forget about making up an excuse though and just run like hell! lol. :icon_yes:

If I had psycho boyfriend, I think I'd forget about making up an excuse though and just run like hell! lol. :icon_yes:

Hahahaha.
I agree with you.
I would do the exact same.

"Look what has happened was, I really liked you and I know you really like me. Look I hit now its time to quit it, its been fun but before I go I have to let you know something.....



***** you CRAZY!!!!!!I can't stand being around you. Ive been with you for 7 months and you act like your on your period for 7 months, I only stood with you so I can see if you can bleed to death!"

Then I push her out the car while going 30 mph.

"Look what has happened was, I really liked you and I know you really like me. Look I hit now its time to quit it, its been fun but before I go I have to let you know something.....



***** you CRAZY!!!!!!I can't stand being around you. Ive been with you for 7 months and you act like your on your period for 7 months, I only stood with you so I can see if you can bleed to death!"

Then I push her out the car while going 30 mph.

OH NOES!!! not 30mph!

OH NOES!!! not 30mph!

Yeah this way they can't catch up to the car or die from a skull fracture.

you are dead to my penis
^That's funny!!



"I'm not gay, but i'm going to learn''

"If I was a shrink then this would work out perfectly. But i'm a vet, I take care of a different kind of animal."

"see here's the thing *pause for 7seconds* it's not you it's me,just kidding,it's you,we're over *this is the part where you point to her and laugh from a safe distance if she's a psycho*

give her a card on her birthday that says

OUTSIDE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
INIDE: HOPE IT's A GOOD ONE! (by the way, we're done)