View Full Version : The weird people at your school thread


kk360
06-10-2008, 07:37 PM
Hey guys just wondering if you guys have some storys about weird people at your school.

I'll start there's this weird kid at my school that want to put his hand up a horse's ass to feel the texture...

The same kid has this saying he invented **** the whore while it's still hot...

Yeah this kid has issues...now it's your turn guys.

silentscary
06-10-2008, 07:40 PM
if this is a thread, i am switching to yarn.

hahahahahah, i love my own jokes :)

Paul J
06-10-2008, 07:41 PM
There's a really weird guy in my grade who has autism and no friends, nobody likes him because he looks real weird and never says anything. Once, this girl was chasing him....LOL... and he tripped over this fence and smacked his head on the floor and had a fit. People laughed, but it really wasn't funny, I felt so bad for him.

In grade 1 there was this kid in my class who used to throw chairs at people, it was real scary. He got expelled real quick, youngest person I know to get expelled, at the age of 6 hahaha

kk360
06-10-2008, 07:44 PM
In grade 1 there was this kid in my class who used to throw chairs at people
Thats going in my sig right now:tongue:

AJ
06-10-2008, 07:47 PM
currently in my school? not that i can think of.

but i have seen some nerds still playing with yu-gi-oh cards..... and they are like 16 years old.....

kk360
06-10-2008, 07:57 PM
currently in my school? not that i can think of.

but i have seen some nerds still playing with yu-gi-oh cards..... and they are like 16 years old.....
You know this kid I was talking about in the first post. He was playing pokemon this morning(at school) and he's 15!

AJ
06-10-2008, 08:12 PM
You know this kid I was talking about in the first post. He was playing pokemon this morning(at school) and he's 15!

yea, those are the rich people in the future, but for now they aren't getting laid anytime soon.

kk360
06-10-2008, 08:15 PM
yea, those are the rich people in the future, but for now they aren't getting laid
Fixed:D

kr3wdude59
06-10-2008, 08:21 PM
currently in my school? not that i can think of.

but i have seen some nerds still playing with yu-gi-oh cards..... and they are like 16 years old.....

Pshhh I still play yu-gi-oh.

mc studda
06-10-2008, 08:22 PM
we have a kid whos been in my grade since 5th grade who eats his/others hair. he also eats his own skin flakes. its probally the most discusting thing ive ever seen man.
kid like flosses with his hair. talk about having a weak stomach i wanna throw up when he used to be in my class.

kk360
06-10-2008, 08:27 PM
we have a kid whos been in my grade since 5th grade who eats his/others hair. he also eats his own skin flakes. its probally the most discusting thing ive ever seen man.
kid like flosses with his hair. talk about having a weak stomach i wanna throw up when he used to be in my class.
Sounds like Goldmember in Austin Powers lol.

MysterySk8er3
06-10-2008, 08:38 PM
There is a kid that USED to be in my class. As of next year he should be going into 11th grade with us but can you guess what grade he is going into (rather staying at)..... 7TH!!!!.. .. I mean I can understand having trouble with some classes and all but come on. I think he has been in alternative school for a few years and I don't even know anymore. And the thing is there isn't anything wrong with him. He just doesn't give a **** and slacks off. At least the year he was in my class but seems like nothing has changed. I guess he's not really that weird just stupid.... o well.

RIP_BOB_GNARLY
06-10-2008, 08:41 PM
You know this kid I was talking about in the first post. He was playing pokemon this morning(at school) and he's 15!

Theres this group of kids at my school who played Yugioh during lunch just about every day. You know they probably got picked on alot.

Elemental106
06-10-2008, 09:19 PM
...So I was with my friend in detention.. and the three weirdest, creepy, odd girls walk by the room (obviously everything is quiet because it's detention and afterschool) and we hear them say "I know, we're like the only normal ones at this school. Everyone else is weird." HAHAH everyone in the room was holding back laughing so hard, I couldn't take it so I had my hands over my face to control myself from bursting with laughter. I don't talk crap about them or anything though. It was just so funny they said they were normal and everyone else is weird.

sam_wuz_here
06-11-2008, 12:16 AM
There was this kid in my class last year and during maths and computer studies he'd begin to touch himself. It was disgusting and funny at the same time.

CaptainAmazing
06-11-2008, 12:33 AM
i had a 5'4'', 250lb fat kid in my swim class who never bathed because his obese, wheelchair mother did make him. instead, he took swimming as a hygenical substitute. he had these weird growths (it really looked like a fungus actually) on his nipples. he smelled terrrrrrrible. i have never smelt anything quite like him. he is terrifically disgusting. surprisingly, he also played yu-gi-oh. he was one of those twitchy kids too, always blinking and tweakin' out. and to top it all off, he was a ginger kid!!!! pale, pale skin and hair a fiery, Nichole Kidman red.

i'm not making any of this up.

erase_the_doubt
06-11-2008, 12:51 AM
there is the weird kid that we tackle everyday in weight training

and then there is this gigantic fat girl that talks to no one that we threw a sausage biscuit at one time

CaptainAmazing
06-11-2008, 01:11 AM
^^^that's just being an ***hole.

erase_the_doubt
06-11-2008, 01:16 AM
the first kid deserves every bit, lol

and the fat girl well... yeah assholish but funny, the best part was the sausage flying out of the biscuit midair and then just sliding down her cheek, couldn't have been anymore well placed

McCrank
06-11-2008, 01:27 AM
Elemental106 the babies in your sig are like the one to the left is really enjoying it. The one in the middle looks really skeptical. The one to the right is like "whats going on?"

Anyway I guess I got 2 weird girls in my class.(Probably more weird people at the school)

First one is this girl who apparently has no friends and is seriously obsessed with answering questions in class. When she doesn't get called on for the answer you can just hear a "sigh" from her. She also has no social intelligence at all. The kind of intelligence that if we watched a movie and one of the movie characters slapped one in the face she would ask "did he/she do it on purpose?".
In English class I said "don't give a *****" when talking about some BS and she started laughing because obviously cussing is funny. You know the kind of laughter "i cant believe he cussed". She also laughs at words like "poop" and "pee".(If you wonder why I cuss in an English class it's because in my native language Norwegian I use the word "faen" a lot and saying "***** comes natural to me. For more info on "faen" watch http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8)

The second girl is a lesbian and has these weird mood swings all the *****ing time. When she says something and people don't get it at first she starts rambling to explain herself and then just finish with "forget it".

It's hard to explain you really just have to witness these 2.

lilro
06-11-2008, 01:34 AM
well im out of school but theres this kid that goes to the school i went to and he drenched his hand in alcohol and lit it on fire....if he would've gotten major burns or died i would seriously laugh because he would deserve it for being so damn stupid

skateandlive94
06-11-2008, 01:40 AM
In my old school there was this really, really smelly kid, I mean, he really whiffed, so one day everyone got together and each person brought in something that could make him clean ie. I brought in a comb, others a toothbrush, shampoo, shower gel etc.
Anyway when we got to school we wrapped it all up with wrapping paper and gave it to him as a present, It was so funny.
I felt a bit bad, but then I saw him laughing himself so all was good.

There is also a kid in my current school who just follows me and my friends around thinking he is part of the 'crew', and he tries to nose in on our conversations and thinks we actually like him, he is so annoying.

NativeSkater
06-11-2008, 01:55 AM
There is a kid that USED to be in my class. As of next year he should be going into 11th grade with us but can you guess what grade he is going into (rather staying at)..... 7TH!!!!.. .. I mean I can understand having trouble with some classes and all but come on. I think he has been in alternative school for a few years and I don't even know anymore. And the thing is there isn't anything wrong with him. He just doesn't give a **** and slacks off. At least the year he was in my class but seems like nothing has changed. I guess he's not really that weird just stupid.... o well.There was this kid who went to my old school who was the same but probably worse. He wouldn't do anything but write his name on his paper and then sit there and daydream and made it to the 6th grade. He even did the same thing during his TAKS Test(the test Texans have to take to go to the next grade). But finally the 6th grade teacher was smart enough to have him held back.

street skater
06-11-2008, 03:26 AM
Just the kids who are by themselves and never socialise..

Rohanjamtart
06-11-2008, 03:50 AM
some guy in grade 1 whenever he was gonna pee his pants he would stand on his chair and yell ITS TOO LATE!!! and piss himself.

and some chick in yr 8 at my skool sed she wanted to die by being raped.

nuthing suss

fall from grace
06-11-2008, 07:57 AM
she doesn't go to my school, but she stalks me.

I swear to god, she's a 5th grade girl that resembles golem from lord of the rings and wears shirts with naked women on them. she has my wawa schedule figured out and she follows me on my bike. I'm pretty sure she knows where i live cause i saw her on my street a couple times, it's creepy as hell.

silentscary
06-11-2008, 10:26 AM
hahaha, last school year was the only year i went to a public school, and in my classes, i was kind of the weird kid because I was a Christian kid that had been homeschooled most of my life and not really into the same stuff they were, etc.. hahah. but at the same time everyone thought i was really smart and called me a bad a** and thought i was cool.... i kind of had a lot of respect, lol. it was so fun!!!!

I would have taken more classes there this year, but I go on trips all through the school year so i can't...

22's! Son
06-11-2008, 11:30 AM
i don't really pay attention or hang out with kids i think are wierd.... soooo yeahhhh don't have any stories

GiantApe67
06-11-2008, 11:55 AM
We had a kid named "Psycho" due to his uncanny resemblence to a deranged Anthony Perkins. One day I was hanging out watching him play floor hockey afterschool and I go "...and Psycho loses control!" Next thing I know, he's chasing after me with a stick.

KrispyKicks
06-11-2008, 12:07 PM
we have a kid whos been in my grade since 5th grade who eats his/others hair. he also eats his own skin flakes. its probally the most discusting thing ive ever seen man.
kid like flosses with his hair. talk about having a weak stomach i wanna throw up when he used to be in my class.

Theres a kid in my school that used to pull his hair out and put it in his desk.And youd never know which desk he sat at the period before so everyday would be like a lottery of which desk has the pile of hair in it, And youd be sitting in class listening to the teacher and outta nowhere someone would be like " WTFHAIR!" and we'd stop class for like 10 minutes to clean up a pile of hair. So funny.

silentscary
06-11-2008, 12:15 PM
^^hahahaha

Crapdaan
06-11-2008, 12:49 PM
A friend of mine is really scared of geese. We sit in the park in the breaks (?) and there's a group of geese. When they come close he always shouts and yells at us that we have to go and stuff =P He's a really cool dude but his goosefobia is really funny and weird.

I amThe1 inUr80
06-11-2008, 03:16 PM
There's a really weird guy in my grade who has autism and no friends, nobody likes him because he looks real weird and never says anything. Once, this girl was chasing him....LOL... and he tripped over this fence and smacked his head on the floor and had a fit. People laughed, but it really wasn't funny, I felt so bad for him.

In grade 1 there was this kid in my class who used to throw chairs at people, it was real scary. He got expelled real quick, youngest person I know to get expelled, at the age of 6 hahaha


what the? and the teachers let this happen?

Elemental106
06-11-2008, 03:58 PM
Elemental106 the babies in your sig are like the one to the left is really enjoying it. The one in the middle looks really skeptical. The one to the right is like "whats going on?"


The babies are darling. BAhaha we chose them like this because they resemble us kind of as if we were babies (except Bradley's is kind of.. a little different than how he looks). I was looking at baby stuff so I could buy a cute blue baby wash cloth and have my baby chickie's name engraved in it..I came across that photo and I couldn't stop looking at it. Sent it to quite a few people, then we decided this would be the perfect picture to use in our signatures.

FSBBD
06-12-2008, 12:56 AM
this one guy tries to do karate moves but looks stupid cause he doesnt know crap. and theres this super skinny kid who thinks hes a ninja

Rohanjamtart
06-12-2008, 03:15 AM
my friend is afraid of balloons and this chick in my class sed i was a sexy smock

and im like wtf where do you get your weed

coz i am pretty ****ing ugly you know. im a pretty weird person so someone from my skool should post about me i mean seriously i am ****ing weird like started drawing in the air yesterday

and i have competitions on my buss with my friends every wednesday to see who can get the biggest sweat patch under his arms

i always win

Paul J
06-12-2008, 08:38 AM
what the? and the teachers let this happen?

Hence why he was expelled? The teachers never really knew when it was gonna happen.
Merging doublepost
Theres a kid in my school that used to pull his hair out and put it in his desk.And youd never know which desk he sat at the period before so everyday would be like a lottery of which desk has the pile of hair in it, And youd be sitting in class listening to the teacher and outta nowhere someone would be like " WTFHAIR!" and we'd stop class for like 10 minutes to clean up a pile of hair. So funny.

It's called trichotillomania, and it's a disorder, I feel sorry for him. Bit weird of him to do it in class though.

fmg
06-12-2008, 08:39 AM
I remember back in kindergarten (1998) and there was this one kind in my class with some learning disability and several disorders. He took a fit once and threw a chair at the teacher while saying "****" over and over again. Yeah.

Boobies
06-12-2008, 09:02 AM
Man you have no idea, we house like a ton of wierd and mental kids at my school
Connell - hes huge with the curliest jew fro bush ever and he has a full beard in grade 8
Brandon - he calls himself branDAHN since he likes transormers and he always says BRANDAHN TRANSFORM and **** like that
Rocko - i think his real name is patrick but who knows, he looks like a ginger wolverine complete with the top heavy hair and sideburns, he chucks his tennis ball at people and threatens to beat them up, he wears college footbal varsity jackets like all the time

GiantApe67
06-12-2008, 10:02 AM
I clearly remember this one time as I was coming out of Electronics class (which I soundly failed, by the way) and there was this one super-dorky kid named Tommy that was always being picked on. I used to pal around with his older brother from time to time, so I had no problem with him at all. So one the way from Electronics to some other class, one mean s.o.b was really laying into Tommy..

...until he said something about his mother.

From that point on, Tommy just swung around an clocked the agitator square in the jaw. Yeah, it sounds like that Pearl Jam song, but this all went down in, what was it? 1984? The bully tried to get up, but Tommy just kept beating him down in front of the entire hallway. And you know how those things go, people were all like "Hey! Tommy's beating the ***** outta ________" It was grand, I must say. From that point on, nobody bothered him again.

NST
06-12-2008, 10:14 AM
well theres this one girl that everyone calls a swamp monster. she has REALLY weird friends, and wont talk to anyone besides them, even if you try to talk to her. she picks her nose and she like licks her clarinet like all the time in band. its kind of creepy.

Naive
06-12-2008, 10:17 AM
I clearly remember this one time as I was coming out of Electronics class (which I soundly failed, by the way) and there was this one super-dorky kid named Tommy that was always being picked on. I used to pal around with his older brother from time to time, so I had no problem with him at all. So one the way from Electronics to some other class, one mean s.o.b was really laying into Tommy..

...until he said something about his mother.

From that point on, Tommy just swung around an clocked the agitator square in the jaw. Yeah, it sounds like that Pearl Jam song, but this all went down in, what was it? 1984? The bully tried to get up, but Tommy just kept beating him down in front of the entire hallway. And you know how those things go, people were all like "Hey! Tommy's beating the ***** outta ________" It was grand, I must say. From that point on, nobody bothered him again.

wow that must have been so epic, cool..

Noj
06-12-2008, 10:21 AM
I knew this nutty Hungarian kid named Zoltan who was impervious to pain. He'd do front flips onto his back on the concrete for fun. In fifth grade he fell off a wall and broke his arm, and didn't even shed a tear. Zoltan should have been a skateboarder.

Later in high school this girl who is a family friend, sort of like my sister, started dating Zoltan. She brought him along on a camping trip to Sequoia with our families. Zoltan would wander off into the woods and come back with critters. He brought back a very large lizard, then later a small boa constrictor. Interesting character, one with nature like Steve Irwin or Jeff Corwin.

GiantApe67
06-12-2008, 10:58 AM
[QUOTE=Noj;1002825]I knew this nutty Hungarian kid named Zoltan who was impervious to pain. He'd do front flips onto his back on the concrete for fun. In fifth grade he fell off a wall and broke his arm, and didn't even shed a tear. Zoltan should have been a skateboarder.

They had a guy like that on Wild West Tech, the "Wildman from Borneo". The story goes that he noticed he didn't feel pain after being tossed out of a bar, so he went around letting people whack him for cash. It was all good, until some prizefighter nearly broke his lower back with a large stick.

I swear that Mick Foley doesn't feel pain. Anyone who has ever seen his Hell in the Cell match with the Undertaker will know what I'm talking about.

sk@t3b0@rd3r
06-12-2008, 11:17 AM
there was a kid in my class who used to pull down girls pants all the time. one time he pushed one down and started ****in her. thats what he got expelled for. that kid was crazy man he didnt even act right.

kk360
06-12-2008, 11:26 AM
there was a kid in my class who used to pull down girls pants all the time. one time he pushed one down and started ****in her. thats what he got expelled for. that kid was crazy man he didnt even act right.
I can beleive the pulling pants down part but the ****ing part I don't.

sk@t3b0@rd3r
06-12-2008, 11:32 AM
I can beleive the pulling pants down part but the ****ing part I don't.

im serious. i think he got sent to juvenal hall, pretty sure.

Ibanez
06-12-2008, 12:32 PM
Well at City High I was that weird kid. Always had my hair covering my whole face, wore black band shirts (Six Feet Under, Cradle of Filth, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, etc.) I heard that a lot of people were scared of me. But it got out of hand when "goth" girls were asking me out, some where hot others were "are you sure your a girl"?

It was funny to see people's reaction and seeing them move out my way in the halls, that made it worth it.


Another strange guy was a gay guy named Joe that always wore hello kitty shirts and had a hk backpack. Everyone called him Flamming Joe and he didn't care about it.

drtbk933
06-12-2008, 12:41 PM
We got this one kid in my grade that got caught jerkin off in the boys locker room after gym. The worst thing was that he was doing it in the bathroom and when ever the one kids saw him he yelled and then the kid jerkin his gerkin ran into a stall to finish his job. He still plays yu gi oh and naruto. He also take pictures of girls butts and their boobs.

sskatess
06-12-2008, 01:10 PM
^damn thats crazy. reminds me of this dude on my bus last year. his gf broke up with him and started talkin all this ***** about him, so he whipped his d*ck out and started sprayin sperm on her. it was hilarous. she deserved it tho for bein a b*tch.

How quick does he cum? Or was he like standing there for 10 minutes "It'll comt... just wait....ahh.. nearly...nearly"

jayadams
06-12-2008, 02:39 PM
There was this Italian kid... he threw a hockey stick at another Italian dude, the threw a compass at the same Italian kid, and was just a small little troublemaker. He ended up leaving to another school, and no one gives a crap about him anymore... I actually feel sorry for him, never minding all the things he did to me, and all the things I did in return. If he just payed a bit of attention to his behavior, he wouldn't have screwed up his social life for all these years.

And there's another Italian kid. Small, light, and a wierd low voice. He carries a laptop to school every day, and plays computer games in class and breaks, and hangs out with no-one. He looks like a nerd, but he actually gets worse grades than many social people... He's alright, but he's just the kind of person no one wants to be around with. like 4 years ago, when we were 10 years old, he would talk about making a huge atom bomb and throwing it at George Bush... I had to hear that **** every day for a couple of years to come...
Merging doublepost
Well at City High I was that weird kid. Always had my hair covering my whole face, wore black band shirts (Six Feet Under, Cradle of Filth, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, etc.) I heard that a lot of people were scared of me. But it got out of hand when "goth" girls were asking me out, some where hot others were "are you sure your a girl"?

It was funny to see people's reaction and seeing them move out my way in the halls, that made it worth it.


Another strange guy was a gay guy named Joe that always wore hello kitty shirts and had a hk backpack. Everyone called him Flamming Joe and he didn't care about it.

Ah man that's not wierd nowadays. Sometimes I get the idea you have to be that way to get all the chicks...

:icon_peac

fluke
06-12-2008, 02:39 PM
I always see this guy at my school (a state college) wearing a business suit, and those house slippers that look like big lion heads with fur everywhere, all the time, regardless of the weather - always the same thing. Very odd. I've never asked him about the slippers because I imagine the reason he is wearing them is SO people WILL ask him about them, so I don't. I'd say that's kind of weird and qualifies for this thread. There are others too, including some super-redneck looking people.

Govea916
06-12-2008, 02:47 PM
there was a kid that would walk sideways with his back against the wall like he was hiding from someone and he picked his nose and put his boogers in his eyes
or at least it looked like it.

iskateniketres
06-12-2008, 03:17 PM
theres this kid at my school that wears his pants up to his chest like steve erkel..he walked into math one day and someone slapped is pencil box outta his hands, thus knocking out his collection of yu gi oh cards. he also sat in the back and scratched his head all the time while his massive piles of dandriff flew onto his binder (nasty)\

theres a girl at my school that says she's pregnant all the time and even spilt a bottle of water in the gym and told the teacher that her water broke. she also is fat.

kk360
06-12-2008, 05:07 PM
theres this kid at my school that wears his pants up to his chest like steve erkel..he walked into math one day and someone slapped is pencil box outta his hands, thus knocking out his collection of yu gi oh cards. he also sat in the back and scratched his head all the time while his massive piles of dandriff flew onto his binder (nasty)\

theres a girl at my school that says she's pregnant all the time and even spilt a bottle of water in the gym and told the teacher that her water broke. she also is fat.
Lol her ''water broke''

Ok guys I remember this other weird kid in my class in kinder garden. He never spoke a weird. We had to sit in a circle on the floor but he would go sit on the chairs and the teacher always got mad at him lol. The first word he ever said at school was cookie everyone went crazy like ZOMG HE SAID A WORD HE SAID COOKIE...yeah

skater91
06-12-2008, 05:08 PM
I swear that Mick Foley doesn't feel pain. Anyone who has ever seen his Hell in the Cell match with the Undertaker will know what I'm talking about.

You got a point Ape, when you lose two thirds of your ear in Japan, a fall off the cell is not much. Ahh good times (I miss undertaker :icon_wink :icon_wink)

There is this group of guys that nobody likes and all they did at lunch was punch and grab at each other. I swear some of them are gay

Ibanez
06-12-2008, 06:26 PM
Ah man that's not wierd nowadays. Sometimes I get the idea you have to be that way to get all the chicks...:icon_peac

No it was weird, cause freshman year I was normal, was the cb on the football team then over summer, I come into school with baggy blue pants, the Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life long sleeve shirt, choker, torn up shoes with writting all over them, hair covering my face (My hair was straight down you couldn't see my face at all), and I didn't say a word to anyone but my friends. But the only girls that would talk to me were a) goth or b) trying to find out if I was a mute.

IFoughtTheLaw
06-13-2008, 07:41 AM
God, my school being the place where a lot of kids from the surrounding areas that are too small to have their own schools, we get a lot of weird kids.

There is this kid named Jacob, and I swear he will sometimes go 2 weeks without a shower. He smells SO bad, and when you are walking down the hallway, you can smell where he has been. My global class 7th period was right after his class period, and my teacher actually had a bottle of air freshener to spray the room when he left. It was that bad. He would barely ever change his clothes, maybe once a week? And he had this nasty camo jacket that held in all his BO smell but it smells like dogs and dirty feet. His hair is sometimes so greasy it looks like its wet. Plus there are the huge dandruff chunks in his hair that make everything worse. Even the seniors in my HS know who he is, he smells that bad.

Then there are all the anime freaks. One girl in particular must have ADHD or something, but she is in litereally ALL of my classes. She never stops talking, and everyone calls her a brownoser because she like talks to teachers, but it seems like she is flirting with them, when really she is too immature to know what flirting is, lol.

My friend mark and I always joke around saying DGK All Day since he loves that company, and I don't really. I always draw the dgk graffitti logo on the board in german class, and this year, the girl took my yearbook right out of my hands and signed it, and at the end she put "DGK ALL DAY :) :) :)!!!!!!!!" Seriously, I WTF'ed. She wears those stupid Naruto headbands like this one to school, lol http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F9P/C2TU/FFRD94RG/F9PC2TUFFRD94RG.MEDIUM.jpg and almost every day, one of the teachers stops teaching and says "____! STOP READING!" I think she has read every book that ever existed. But she thinks she is everyone's friend, when everyone hates how annoying she is.

The worst thing she does is pick at her skin (scabs, pimples on her face, fingernails, whatever) and she eats it! She sits near me in a lot of classes because our last names are closer together, and I look out of the corner of my eye and she is just picking and eating away. My english teacher realized that she does it too, and one day I look up, and my teacher is staring at the girl with a disgusted look on her face as the girl is picking one of her pimples and eating it. I seriously almost barf every time I see it, and she has scabs all over her arms from doing it. Ugg, its nasty.

There are wayyyy more gross kids, but those are some weird ones in my grade.

emenikmatis
06-13-2008, 08:00 AM
there's this kid in year 10 named johnny warren.
supposedly he plays with himself in class and gets it out.
gives people massages which feel nice but very weird at the same time (through the hallways and ****, haha).
the list goes on, things i don't think are appropriate here, haha

Planb2276
06-13-2008, 08:04 AM
there's this kid in year 10 named johnny warren.
supposedly he plays with himself in class and gets it out.
gives people massages which feel nice but very weird at the same time (through the hallways and ****, haha).
the list goes on, things i don't think are appropriate here, haha

okay... lol

CaptainAmazing
06-13-2008, 06:22 PM
There is this kid named Jacob, and I swear he will sometimes go 2 weeks without a shower. He smells SO bad, and when you are walking down the hallway, you can smell where he has been. My global class 7th period was right after his class period, and my teacher actually had a bottle of air freshener to spray the room when he left. It was that bad. He would barely ever change his clothes, maybe once a week? And he had this nasty camo jacket that held in all his BO smell but it smells like dogs and dirty feet. His hair is sometimes so greasy it looks like its wet. Plus there are the huge dandruff chunks in his hair that make everything worse. Even the seniors in my HS know who he is, he smells that bad.
is his name Jacob Andres? a half white half mexican guy? if so, you just inherited one of my school's former smelly kids. you literally described him down to the disgusting camo jacket and the hair dripping with grease.

ATL'sMostWanted
06-13-2008, 06:51 PM
Haha there's this kid alex that goes to my school. He's russian and really tall, kind of wierd, and **** though. Like he does a bunch of impersonations and all of that so it's kind of funny, but he's just a wierd dude. So on the last day of school, we have the same lunch because of exams. I see the girl that I pretty much go out with, so I walk over to her and start talking and then Alex comes over and starts to talk to me ( because I'm one of the few people who isn't a queer that will talk to him haha). He starts doing some impersonations of Arnold Schwarzenegger and it was pretty funny, the girl I like was laughing a little bit, but I could tell he was starting to get on her nerves because he wouldn't be quite while we were talking. Then I move over closer to her and whisper in her ear and kind of tickle her side (she's insanely ticklish), and she laughs and then whispers back. then Alex tries the same thing a few seconds later and she got pretty pissed off (which is hard to do. I've never seen her mad except for then) and I told him to back the **** off and I pushed him like 10- 15 feet. I went over and I was like, ' you see her, don't ever ****ing mess with her or I will beat the **** out of you and not think twice about it.' haha it was crazy...needless to say he doesn't try to talk to her anymore. He lives like 4 minutes from her and has had a crush on her since 6th grade (she's going into 11th now, I'm in 12th). It really gets on her nerves, so she was kind of glad i did that haha.

TLDR; Wierd ass kid touches my girlfriend, I tell him to **** off and throw him 10-15 feet and he never talks to her again. Lesson learned- **** wierd people haha

R Heng
06-13-2008, 11:03 PM
Well we have the yu-gi oh card playing group at my school aswell. And a bunch of kids obsessed with anime (like they wear "naruto" headbands and such).
But there are two kids who stand out in the weird ones.
There was this one fat kid who smelled really bad and said he was going to REENACT THE COLUMBINE SHOOTING. Luckily he got expelled for that i believe.

And another kid who supposedly made some girl give him a handjob...during anime class. he got suspended for awhile for that. Oh and for our first day of class "getting to know one another" type thing at the beginning of the year, he said his hobby was mythical creatures. lol

imdesigner
06-13-2008, 11:19 PM
There was this kid in my class last year and during maths and computer studies he'd begin to touch himself. It was disgusting and funny at the same time.

there is a kid at my school who does the same thing, he has been caught like twice, but not by any teachers.

he is in my friends' geography class, and last week my friend said a guy walked past and looked at him, and this horrified came across his face - and he yelled out "get your hand out of your pants!" and the guy just started freaking out big time - trying to pretend he was not doing anything. it would have been epic to witness.


and where my friends and i chill at lunch there is a kid who video tapes us all the time, my friends really enjoy ****ing **** up, they will write stuff all over the walls, theyve taken apart the lights, last month they set fire to the door that we hang out by. the kid video tapes what happens, and claims that after viewing them he is going to hand them into the proper authorities - that was like in december...

Elemental106
06-14-2008, 01:49 PM
A friend of mine is really scared of geese. We sit in the park in the breaks (?) and there's a group of geese. When they come close he always shouts and yells at us that we have to go and stuff =P He's a really cool dude but his goosefobia is really funny and weird.

I'm cool and all in school....except for when I see any time of bee in the room. Hahaha almost everyone who's had a class with me knows how scared I am about bees and all of their species, like bumple bees..hornet type things. It's like one minute I'll be talking with people about something and then the next I run away to another desk in the classroom because I see a bee. I cry and stuff, it's super serious for me. Like hyperventilation serious. So people always try to kill bees and stuff when they're in the room.

POUNSTER
06-15-2008, 12:05 AM
my friend knows this guy who fwaps in his pants in class

J-Ros
06-15-2008, 02:11 PM
In my class there is a girl, who is extremely ugly, has a voice like a rusty chainsaw, and is incredibly fat. She makes me throw up, literally..

and the worst thing is.. she is soo honest about her sexlife.. she lost her virginity at age of 14 (when she allready was fat).. and not one year later.. she had slept with over 12 boys, most without condom, of 2 also did anal.. it's just soo gross because she is soo ugly :o

Also, she pisses in her pants every now and then..

kk360
06-15-2008, 02:57 PM
In my class there is a girl, who is extremely ugly, has a voice like a rusty chainsaw, and is incredibly fat. She makes me throw up, literally..

and the worst thing is.. she is soo honest about her sexlife.. she lost her virginity at age of 14 (when she allready was fat).. and not one year later.. she had slept with over 12 boys, most without condom, of 2 also did anal.. it's just soo gross because she is soo ugly :o

Also, she pisses in her pants every now and then..
Whore:tongue:

Crapdaan
06-15-2008, 03:17 PM
LOLOLOLOL at J-Ros' story =P A voice of a rusty chainsaw? That's sick! We have another weird kid here but he's a friend of mine and supercool. He thinks he can speak with geese and ducks, that's all =P

J-Ros
06-15-2008, 03:31 PM
I know there is a picture of her online! but i can't find it.. it's located on the photobucket of one of my teachers, and google won't let me find it :(


Edit.. i found this picture, it isn't as worse as she really is, but you might get an impression. The picture is around 2.5 years old, when she allready was ugly :)
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/7016/afbeelding25tv1.jpg

krookedskater
06-15-2008, 03:42 PM
good god. Imma lose my lunch now.

Labrie
06-15-2008, 03:44 PM
I guess I'm too tired (I couldn't help laughing about some of the posts here).
People are so different.

Ain't got any stories to tell. Sorry. ;)

J-Ros
06-15-2008, 03:46 PM
Nope, it probably isn't. I also found her online profile for a weird site.. but i'm not gonna post her bikini photo's.. lol

And i think i can post this and tell this because except Beef no-one knows her (i'm not giving names), and she doesn't know about the forum :)

fallenNJzero
07-30-2008, 08:18 AM
im actually smart, so im put in these more advanced classes. and so, id say about more than 4/5 of the class dont know what friends are.

theres this one girl, who believes she is a descendent of a chinese emporer. she always talks in japanese and chinese and it really pisses me off because she speaks it during the middle of class or when someone is talking to her, and she makes no sense. she reads manga that japanese comic thing and is obsessed with naruto. she called the teacher like dedarra? or some weird **** from the show...i dont get it at all. and her favorite band is...well this...http://youtube.com/watch?v=tTpmSC7h6_4
those are guys btw...lol.

well theres another kid who is plain just ****ing psycho. hes not in my school anymore htough, he got kicked out. well hes bi, and hits on every person he sees. his face is like all pimples and he looks like a future pedophile. he tried commiting suicide...IN SCHOOL. he got put in the mental instituion. he lives right down the road, right across from my best friends house.

kk360
07-30-2008, 08:34 AM
Yes my thread comes back to life lol. I re-read a few things and god so many people are creepy...

fmg
07-30-2008, 09:08 AM
God, my school being the place where a lot of kids from the surrounding areas that are too small to have their own schools, we get a lot of weird kids.

There is this kid named Jacob, and I swear he will sometimes go 2 weeks without a shower. He smells SO bad, and when you are walking down the hallway, you can smell where he has been. My global class 7th period was right after his class period, and my teacher actually had a bottle of air freshener to spray the room when he left. It was that bad. He would barely ever change his clothes, maybe once a week? And he had this nasty camo jacket that held in all his BO smell but it smells like dogs and dirty feet. His hair is sometimes so greasy it looks like its wet. Plus there are the huge dandruff chunks in his hair that make everything worse. Even the seniors in my HS know who he is, he smells that bad.

Then there are all the anime freaks. One girl in particular must have ADHD or something, but she is in litereally ALL of my classes. She never stops talking, and everyone calls her a brownoser because she like talks to teachers, but it seems like she is flirting with them, when really she is too immature to know what flirting is, lol.

My friend mark and I always joke around saying DGK All Day since he loves that company, and I don't really. I always draw the dgk graffitti logo on the board in german class, and this year, the girl took my yearbook right out of my hands and signed it, and at the end she put "DGK ALL DAY :) :) :)!!!!!!!!" Seriously, I WTF'ed. She wears those stupid Naruto headbands like this one to school, lol http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F9P/C2TU/FFRD94RG/F9PC2TUFFRD94RG.MEDIUM.jpg and almost every day, one of the teachers stops teaching and says "____! STOP READING!" I think she has read every book that ever existed. But she thinks she is everyone's friend, when everyone hates how annoying she is.

The worst thing she does is pick at her skin (scabs, pimples on her face, fingernails, whatever) and she eats it! She sits near me in a lot of classes because our last names are closer together, and I look out of the corner of my eye and she is just picking and eating away. My english teacher realized that she does it too, and one day I look up, and my teacher is staring at the girl with a disgusted look on her face as the girl is picking one of her pimples and eating it. I seriously almost barf every time I see it, and she has scabs all over her arms from doing it. Ugg, its nasty.

There are wayyyy more gross kids, but those are some weird ones in my grade.
Hahahaha at the first one! But actually about the greasy hair, it could be a hormonal thing. I have it pretty bad too haha, and I shower literally two or three times a day. But seeing as the kid supposedly didn't shower in the first place...eww. :icon_frow

GiantApe67
07-30-2008, 09:33 AM
We had a few from the reckless, gloriously politically incorrect early 80's:

One guy was this husky fellow who was one of the last kids in our town who still lived on an operating farm. His name was Kenny Lento, so naturally they called him Mental Lento. He was also in my Cub Scout Pack (group? den?) and he went through High School with this gawd-awful Abraham Lincoln beard. I can't watch Dazed and Confused without thinking of Mental Lento.

Another was a stoner kid from Switzerland that everyone called Swede.

Another underclassman used to deck himself out to look like Inspector Gadget. It wasn't Halloween or anything, that's the look he chose.

One kid was nick-named Bush, but I better not explain why.

Another allegedly had such a bad hernia that one of his testicals had to be removed. Of course, they named him "One Ball Paul".

Fudopi
07-30-2008, 10:48 AM
Well, there's this one kid, Dennis. I sat next to him in math for most of the year, and just about every day, he'd say **** like "I AM THE DARK PRINCE! TIM GIVE ME YOUR POWERRRRR!" and he'd be writing **** like "DEATH TO ALL" all over is arms. I felt kinda bad though because one day I punched him in the ribs and told him to shut up, but then he stopped breathing, and then the next day he came to school he was like a total satanic, and he was going insane on everyone. I said "Sup Dennis" and he told me to "Go on a journey to hell with him." Then he got sent to the psycho center and came back a few weeks later. He always thought I was his friend though, so I tried not to be mean to him.

Then this one chick Rachael. She's obsurdly white, you know, definately not an attractive girl. You can tell she never even lived in a real city, probably a suburb. But she wears tupac and biggie shirts to school every day.

And the fat smelly kid. His name is Adam. Alright, last school year he wore a total of about three shirts, and each one had that trashy ripped look to it. Like, they were all so ripped you could see his fat dirty stomach and stuff. And one time somebody asked him why he smelled bad, and his reply was; "I don't know, I have 33 cat's and dogs". WTF! 33! And it sucked because he always tried to hang out with me and my friends, which would be fine if he understood basic hygiene. So one day I told him "Adam, you're old enough, you should be showering every day, at least once, prefferably two times." and he asked how. So I explained to him how to clean his body, then every day for like the next month of the year I asked him if he showered that morning. He stopped smelling bad. It's like I took him under my hygienic wing.

emericanzero
07-30-2008, 12:22 PM
We've had a bunch of kids in our school who have made hit lists containing the kids that they were going to kill. It's kind of scary.

jayadams
07-30-2008, 12:59 PM
We've had a bunch of kids in our school who have made hit lists containing the kids that they were going to kill. It's kind of scary.

**** dude. I forgot to tell you guys about this one girl. She's nice and looks pretty damn good, but she draws all this Japanese cartoon stuff, including gay..you know. She's also into Korn, and Tokyo Hotel, which is the weirdest combo ever. She also makes comments that she does to seem cool. Even though they're compliments, we're only teens...

And also, this counts for a large amount of dudes, all they think about is sex, and they're around 14 like me. They can't keep it to themselves. They don't know the troubles involved. It just seems childish sometimes, and it probably is. There was only two responsible dudes in my class, both who skated with me, and both left before the summer:icon_snif

Cheers!

Elemental106
07-30-2008, 12:59 PM
im actually smart, so im put in these more advanced classes. and so, id say about more than 4/5 of the class dont know what friends are.

theres this one girl, who believes she is a descendent of a chinese emporer. she always talks in japanese and chinese and it really pisses me off because she speaks it during the middle of class or when someone is talking to her, and she makes no sense. she reads manga that japanese comic thing and is obsessed with naruto. she called the teacher like dedarra? or some weird **** from the show...i dont get it at all. and her favorite band is...well this...http://youtube.com/watch?v=tTpmSC7h6_4
those are guys btw...lol.


Tell her that I have the throne. and that Chinese emperors don't speak Japanese casually, DO NOT refer to teachers with a name used in the Japanese language, DO NOT read Japanese comics referred to as manga, and DO NOT pick a Japanese band as her favorite in selection related to music.

I win.

Fudopi
07-30-2008, 01:01 PM
We've had a bunch of kids in our school who have made hit lists containing the kids that they were going to kill. It's kind of scary.

Some kid did that at my school, and I was on it.

I still went to school too, and only a bunch of kids even knew he did it, nobody told anybody.

I knew he wouldn't do it though.

kk360
08-10-2008, 09:17 PM
Hahahaha at the first one! But actually about the greasy hair, it could be a hormonal thing. I have it pretty bad too haha, and I shower literally two or three times a day. But seeing as the kid supposedly didn't shower in the first place...eww. :icon_frow
Showering too much makes your hair greasier. Shower once a day with a revitalising shampoo and your hair should return to normal after a few days:)

spyboy1o1(DL)
08-11-2008, 01:58 PM
a kid in my school biggest freaky nerd ever...
everfy week he goes to library and gets like 5 anima books, keeps em foor like 2-3months and read them like over and over 5 times...
he never shuts up, and he constanlty screams... like he will just come up to you and start talking about some old game, and goes on for a whole class and wont leave and just goes "then you go to the guy and KKKKIIILLL HIMMMM" and he contantly talks in a "satin" voice...
hes crazy, in 8th grade fieldtrip last day of school the class went mini putting, he broke every light on the course...
when her gets mad he will pinch you really hard n crap...
and he thinks like everyone loves him... hes crazy...

Johnny Darko
08-11-2008, 11:35 PM
seeing as i finished school a few years ago, im gonna do mine about somebody else.


ladies and gentlemen, this is my flatmate 'fez'.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9559/firstcourse001th4.jpg

and no, thats not just a bad picture of him. its actually a pretty good one. hes called 'fez' 'cause of his strong resemblence to 'uncle festor' from the adams family.

the way fez came to be my flatmate was pure misfortune - we needed two flatmates and he was the second who responded to the ad on trademe.

things that make him weird:

- pretty damn ugly. cant decide whether he reminds me more of a lizard or insect.
- has no friends.
- the old friends he used to have, have only come around a few times. four times max this whole year so far.
- spent last year at one of those 'camp america' things, and hasnt let go. like, thats the only life experience he can draw upon in conversation, and still messages all his old 'buddies' on facebook to reminisce about the "good old days".
- only real hobby is watching tv. seriously, he has nothing else AT ALL going on when hes not at work.
- generally watches all war related programs on history or documentary channel, alone.
- has at least one of the flatmates and a few more mates convinced that hes a psychopath.
- constantly says the most weird and inappropriate things, especially when we're on the chop.
- gets angry and loud if hes wrong.
- touches your hair from behind.
- also smells you from behind.
- will watch you if youre hooking up with a chick or just kissing your grilfriend (a few different sources on this one).
- tries to flirt with girls, ends up scaring them and killing their buzz. at which point they usually leave.
- tells us about his masturbation habits and leaves his porn in the lounge DVD player.
- generally brings a creepy vibe every time he walks into a room.

we've tried making an effort to help him fit in better, but every time, he finds some new out-of-it way to repulse us. hes so weird and creepy that nobody wants to come to our place, just 'cause he'll be here. us included.

kk360
08-11-2008, 11:57 PM
lmao creepy dude. Would a flagmate be like a roomate?

Elemental106
08-12-2008, 12:00 AM
seeing as i finished school a few years ago, im gonna do mine about somebody else.


ladies and gentlemen, this is my flatmate 'fez'.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9559/firstcourse001th4.jpg

and no, thats not just a bad picture of him. its actually a pretty good one. hes called 'fez' 'cause of his strong resemblence to 'uncle festor' from the adams family.

the way fez came to be my flatmate was pure misfortune - we needed two flatmates and he was the second who responded to the ad on trademe.

things that make him weird:

- pretty damn ugly. cant decide whether he reminds me more of a lizard or insect.
- has no friends.
- the old friends he used to have, have only come around a few times. four times max this whole year so far.
- spent last year at one of those 'camp america' things, and hasnt let go. like, thats the only life experience he can draw upon in conversation, and still messages all his old 'buddies' on facebook to reminisce about the "good old days".
- only real hobby is watching tv. seriously, he has nothing else AT ALL going on when hes not at work.
- generally watches all war related programs on history or documentary channel, alone.
- has at least one of the flatmates and a few more mates convinced that hes a psychopath.
- constantly says the most weird and inappropriate things, especially when we're on the chop.
- gets angry and loud if hes wrong.
- touches your hair from behind.
- also smells you from behind.
- will watch you if youre hooking up with a chick or just kissing your grilfriend (a few different sources on this one).
- tries to flirt with girls, ends up scaring them and killing their buzz. at which point they usually leave.
- tells us about his masturbation habits and leaves his porn in the lounge DVD player.
- generally brings a creepy vibe every time he walks into a room.

we've tried making an effort to help him fit in better, but every time, he finds some new out-of-it way to repulse us. hes so weird and creepy that nobody wants to come to our place, just 'cause he'll be here. us included.
This creepy guy reminds me of another creepy guy. Seriously it freaks me out.

Skaterbabe15
08-12-2008, 12:03 AM
seeing as i finished school a few years ago, im gonna do mine about somebody else.


ladies and gentlemen, this is my flatmate 'fez'.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9559/firstcourse001th4.jpg

and no, thats not just a bad picture of him. its actually a pretty good one. hes called 'fez' 'cause of his strong resemblence to 'uncle festor' from the adams family.

the way fez came to be my flatmate was pure misfortune - we needed two flatmates and he was the second who responded to the ad on trademe.

things that make him weird:

- pretty damn ugly. cant decide whether he reminds me more of a lizard or insect.
- has no friends.
- the old friends he used to have, have only come around a few times. four times max this whole year so far.
- spent last year at one of those 'camp america' things, and hasnt let go. like, thats the only life experience he can draw upon in conversation, and still messages all his old 'buddies' on facebook to reminisce about the "good old days".
- only real hobby is watching tv. seriously, he has nothing else AT ALL going on when hes not at work.
- generally watches all war related programs on history or documentary channel, alone.
- has at least one of the flatmates and a few more mates convinced that hes a psychopath.
- constantly says the most weird and inappropriate things, especially when we're on the chop.
- gets angry and loud if hes wrong.
- touches your hair from behind.
- also smells you from behind.
- will watch you if youre hooking up with a chick or just kissing your grilfriend (a few different sources on this one).
- tries to flirt with girls, ends up scaring them and killing their buzz. at which point they usually leave.
- tells us about his masturbation habits and leaves his porn in the lounge DVD player.
- generally brings a creepy vibe every time he walks into a room.

we've tried making an effort to help him fit in better, but every time, he finds some new out-of-it way to repulse us. hes so weird and creepy that nobody wants to come to our place, just 'cause he'll be here. us included.

Oh. my. god. that is kinda creepy ? yes? i think so.
if i had someone living liek that with me, i think i would have kicked htem out by now. f*** that, bud. lmao. thats sorta scary :|

Skihdoosh
08-12-2008, 12:08 AM
There's a really weird guy in my grade who has autism and no friends.
wow. lets leave the autistics out of this lol.

In grade 1 there was this kid in my class who used to throw chairs at people

haha something like this happened in my 3rd grade class, this kid (who for obvious reasons was disturbed) didn't want to wait for the bell to get out of class, so he picked up a chair and threatened to hit the teacher with it. haha it was soooooo funny.

Skaterbabe15
08-12-2008, 12:10 AM
There's this girl at my school who walks around and comes up to you and is like your going to diee in two days. watch your backk... its sort of creepy ? yes ? i think so. and then she pulls strands of your hair... i was laughing hysterically when it happened to my friend. poooor kid.

shred sled
08-12-2008, 12:31 AM
There was this one kid in my school that I can never forget. I was in a shop class trying to make a rail or something when this wierd kid decided he would make a bat. He finished it after a couple of days and started drilling screws in it when the teacher wasn't lookin. He also named his stupid bat the "Wife Beater",don't ask me why. Everybody started watching him except for the person who really should have, the teacher. A couple days later somebody ratted him out and he got expelled from my school.

STLOUISCHAMPS
08-12-2008, 01:39 AM
there was this kid in my class who was humming and everyone kept telling him to shut up so he threw the top of a desk at the window and beat up a girl and there was a sub at the time that curled up in the corner i make fun of the kid all the time so im lucky i missed that day of school

kristerkr
08-12-2008, 07:06 PM
I have a swimming class in school.

And in my first grade, there was one guy who walked by the pools from the dressing room to the teacher and said he "forgot his swimming stuff home and realized it after taking his clothes off". All the class was there, including the girls who bursted into laughter.

The other time, there was a guy in the dressing room who had like a major erection. It isn't a thing to make much fun of, I know, but it was back in the 2nd grade or so and back then it was weird and funny.

And in 5th grade, a ginger kid made a video where he had a beige long-shaped balloon in his pants and was pretending he was masturbating. He also had two round balloons under his shirt for breasts, and as he started to fondle them, one of them popped.
The video somehow got on Youtube for a while. Then the teacher and his parents found out and the uploader (from our class) got a small punishment and had to remove the video. But it was there for like 4 days, enough for the whole school to know.

AaronBautista
08-12-2008, 07:12 PM
theres this sophmore in my science class
and sometimes he brings a little baby turtle to school in his pocket
like, he has one of those plastic containers you get from toy-vending machines
he poked holes in it
and carries it around in his pocket
so does his friend
they raced them today
hes pretty cool though

xSkater14x
08-12-2008, 07:25 PM
theres this sophmore in my science class
and sometimes he brings a little baby turtle to school in his pocket
like, he has one of those plastic containers you get from toy-vending machines
he poked holes in it
and carries it around in his pocket
so does his friend
they raced them today
hes pretty cool though

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Thats freakin hilarious.

Elemental106
08-12-2008, 08:10 PM
theres this sophmore in my science class
and sometimes he brings a little baby turtle to school in his pocket
like, he has one of those plastic containers you get from toy-vending machines
he poked holes in it
and carries it around in his pocket
so does his friend
they raced them today
hes pretty cool though

If I did that, it wouldn't be weird, it'd be cool. I brought my baby chicken egg to school once and everyone was all like "Aww let me hold him!" "Omfg, is this the egg you were talking about?" "Gloria, you're such a good mom."

haha lolololol
btw, baby turtles are so adorando!

mc studda
08-12-2008, 08:26 PM
i have a kid in my school...name shall not be released. since 5th grade, he has been eating hair and skin particles. the inside of his arms are ****ED up because he constantly scratches himself, makes a scab and eats it. no lie it is absolutly revolting

Dr_Feelgood
08-12-2008, 09:21 PM
Hahaha Johnny darko, I would boot Fez out before he turns into a crazed axe murderer

heroin skates
08-12-2008, 10:14 PM
theres this sophmore in my science class
and sometimes he brings a little baby turtle to school in his pocket
like, he has one of those plastic containers you get from toy-vending machines
he poked holes in it
and carries it around in his pocket
so does his friend
they raced them today
hes pretty cool though

did you put bets down?

AaronBautista
08-12-2008, 10:42 PM
did you put bets down?

actually, yeah
i have to buy my buddy ice cream tomorrow

fluke
08-12-2008, 11:00 PM
i have a kid in my school...name shall not be released. since 5th grade, he has been eating hair and skin particles. the inside of his arms are ****ED up because he constantly scratches himself, makes a scab and eats it. no lie it is absolutly revolting

Ah man.. that IS revolting. :(

fcgb
08-13-2008, 11:11 AM
going to lunch sophomore I had the experience of a lifetime I will never forget.

I was walking by a bench, and there were five kids on it. One in the middle, and then two to each side a little spaced. Like so.

XX__X__XX

So i'm walking by and the guy in the center pipes up and goes "SHE'S A VERY FREAKY GIRL!" and then the people on the outskirts lean and chime in with a high pitched "superfreak!"
and then they lean out again and the middle guy goes "THE KIND YOU DON'T BRING HOME TO MOTHER!" and again, the people on the outside lean in and sing 'superfreak!'

for all i know, they could have run through the entire song like this, but I didn't stick around. But it was literally funny as ****, and I haven't seen any of those guys since.



There's a kid at our school we've nicknamed happy kid. He walks around stomping his feet and clapping his hands and snapping to a rhythm all the time, with a giant smile all the time. And if you ever talk to him, he'll learn your name and your birthday, and remember it, for real. He knows about half the schools name and birthday, and even if you've only talked to him once he can come up to you a year later and tell you your name and birthday.



We have a perennial sub, looks like Napoleon Dynamites brother and acts just like him. He's a drunk, and a creep, but he's a joke and nobody is really ever afraid of him cause if he tried ****, even the smallest girl could beat the **** out of him. He constantly lies "Yeah, I dated Beyonce, but then I broke up with her. I was quarterback when I was in highschool, benched about 300 daily."

I was chillin in newspaper one day and he was my sub. My friend goes hey, draw a picture of me on the board. and he walks right up to her and goes... Your eyes... they're like the ocean... and your hair... it's like the soft wind... so peaceful and calm and powerful...

and he draws an ocean landscape scenery on the board.



There's plenty more. I got some crazy ass people at our school

Etien1
08-13-2008, 03:24 PM
Lol at the happy kid, he must be funny, i seen someone like this, but not in my little city, he was whit the beat all the time

There a guy at my scholl, i dont know whats he have but, he is imagining himself in a car and he is always running while saying: BBRRRRRRBRRRRRRR realy loud and every 30seconds he is jumping and doing 360 and crying : BANG BANG POW TABARNAK DE CALISSE D'OSTI DE CRISSE (dunno how to traduct thats in english but its like BANG BANG POW **** THATS ****ING **** OF *****ES), he is like the attraction after the scholl. everyone speaking to him and asking stupid question about his car, and they ask him to do some drag, and he start running like crazy. lol he is fun and dont seem embarrassed at least

tetedefontaine
08-14-2008, 04:35 PM
lololol im starting 9th grade this year but in my old school
a kid that was in 8th wen i was in 7th talked to his eraser and he had really deep conversations with it 0:

maybe he was lonely??

DJ Hankey
08-14-2008, 04:39 PM
Yes there is this weird gay guy named "Dodoe" and yes he is actaully gay. So one day at lunch i was easdroping on him and this girl's convorsation and he said "i would love to get pregnate". So yeah that is weird and very very very GAY!

Yang
08-14-2008, 04:51 PM
Kid at my school, the first 3 months of school last year he use to hang around with me and my friend. He talks so loud, his nickname use to be Samuel Jackson. But then he kept saying he was emo, when he wasn't. He does not cut himself, wear black, eyeliner, none of that. He just listen to rock. He kept trying to get people to believe he was emo and since his name always escaped me I called him Emo Kid, as a joke to show how he is not emo. But hell did that name spread. He's cool and all I guess but for god sake he shows no sign of being emo. I seen him outside of school at least 5 time now, dress like normal kids.

phillyskater8.5
08-30-2008, 12:22 AM
well one time a chick in my school brought a cat to school in her back pack
same girl brought a butter knife into school and threatend to kill people she told the teachers it was to get the wheels out of her heelys which she wore to school

chadhilliard67
06-05-2009, 11:18 PM
haha, ok theres this fatass girl that noone likes and she always makes **** up like how she was adopted and how she ****ed 7 camp leaders in 5th grade camp. and she skipped school for 4 weeks to go to a "mental hospital" because she had voices in her head trying to kill her. haha

and theres this other kid who likes, combines pokemon and yu-gi-oh things and names em weird names and draws em lol

Radu
06-06-2009, 01:09 AM
There was this kid at my old school that was ****ed up. If you asked him how life was going he would respond with "what life" and start crying. If that is not weird enough he would walk around the school and if he found half eatin food or an almost empty drink he would just pick it up and start eating/drinking. Lolz one time in PE class i saw him walking with some chalk in his hand and i asked him whats up and he wrote "the cake is a lie" on the gym wall.

krookedskater
06-06-2009, 01:20 AM
lololol.


there are some weird kids I tell ya

303boards
06-06-2009, 01:35 AM
living in colorado, we purposely have april 20th off, because we KNOW that someone will try to re-enact columbine. It almost happened at our school, a pipe-bomb went off in the field

Dannzzeeyy
06-06-2009, 01:57 AM
theres a chick whos like really short with ranga hair down to her ass

me and my friends try and fist bump her

le electric chr
06-06-2009, 02:54 AM
there's this super weird girl who used to stalk my friend's sister until she graduated. after that, she showed up to her house on saturday mornings and asked my friend's parents for a ride to saturday school. i've seen her pop a pimple on her arm and eat it, and apparently, lots of other students have too. supposedly, she's like this because when she was younger, she saw her mom get shot at a gas station by her mom's boyfriend. it's really sad actually, tons of kids give her **** all the time because she's so weird. she seems like on of those kids that would go on a school shooting spree :[[[

Naive
06-06-2009, 04:48 AM
going to lunch sophomore I had the experience of a lifetime I will never forget.

I was walking by a bench, and there were five kids on it. One in the middle, and then two to each side a little spaced. Like so.

XX__X__XX

So i'm walking by and the guy in the center pipes up and goes "SHE'S A VERY FREAKY GIRL!" and then the people on the outskirts lean and chime in with a high pitched "superfreak!"
and then they lean out again and the middle guy goes "THE KIND YOU DON'T BRING HOME TO MOTHER!" and again, the people on the outside lean in and sing 'superfreak!'

for all i know, they could have run through the entire song like this, but I didn't stick around. But it was literally funny as ****, and I haven't seen any of those guys since.

haha that was hilarious

there was this girl in my year who was like super weird.

she read manga comics and she would come to school dressed up as characters. she had a whole variety of costumes, and she'd wear a wig with them or have a weird hairstyle done

this is how she came to school one day:
http://sp2.fotolog.com/photo/34/15/67/renga_chan/1236372739787_f.jpg

and she was really aggressive cause when she walked passed us she'd always like shove past my friend and bump into her practically on purpose, then she'd walk away with her head high like she expected people to move out of her way lol

once we walked passed her and she was mumbling stuff to herself in a weird tone and had her hands together, like she was pretending to be a character from a manga comic or something. and she wasnt in my class but apparently she'd start singing in japanese in the middle of the class cause she was practicing for a contest haha what a freak

phlap
06-06-2009, 05:52 AM
There's a guy at my school who's convinced he's a jedi and he has a light sabre battle with anyone who annoys him.

Being deadly serious about it too, it's kinda sad.

Psycho
06-06-2009, 06:10 AM
Theres a kid in my class who is real weird. He never washes and pretends hes some kind of a ninja karate master.. He stinks

Max Kulish.
06-06-2009, 08:06 AM
There's a guy at my school who's convinced he's a jedi and he has a light sabre battle with anyone who annoys him.

Being deadly serious about it too, it's kinda sad.

LOLOLOL.

At my school there are these two fat lesbians that are ALWAYS kissing each other, it's the most disgusting thing ever.

Actually, I guess that's not weird just kinda gross :o

swordman540
06-06-2009, 09:18 AM
**** whoever bumped this, this thread was so old, AJ was still called Ace of Jacks.

BakerForLife
06-06-2009, 10:12 AM
Some black girl would powder her face as much as possible to make herself look white.

adriansk8z
06-06-2009, 10:25 AM
i have a kid with a mental disorder im not sure what but he belives he is spider man and when he is walking around school he is "swinging" and if your in his way he will shoot a web at you. i remember one kid saying to him hey spiderman can you run on a wall and the kid tried and he hit his face.....i laughed =(

i also have this other kid he doesnt have a disorder hes just werid, he stands in the middle of the courtyard and does what looks like to be Tai-chi i think its called? but while hes doing this hes chanting **** and then it looks like he throws it at people 0.o

Dynamiq
06-06-2009, 10:57 AM
There's this girl in my Business Studies class, all she does is sit and draw horses all day, its really sad. Everyone takes the piss out of her, and making jokes about horses. She never responds and just sits there drawing them. My friend lives next to her, and says there is a corner of her garden that is full of horse ****.

skater guy
06-07-2009, 04:37 PM
i once threw a tenis ball in this guys direction and it brushes his ear but hes got bad ****ing anger manegment problems so he chases me round the whole school but ovbisly i'm one of the fastest so get away . then he gets tired hides behind the cars and cries then i get in trouble

Tom
06-07-2009, 04:39 PM
I used to go to school with a guy who looked like the chick from the Grudge. Black nail polish and all.

yes, it was a guy, not a girl!

HighVoltageSk8r
06-07-2009, 04:57 PM
i was walking back from lunch, and this kid was yelling at a wall o_O

johnny16tx
06-07-2009, 05:00 PM
Christians, Overly excited christians

Steeeeven
06-07-2009, 08:36 PM
In 4th grade there was this guy named Leon that took a **** on the bathroom floor.
He smelled like **** every day too.

Attacklife
06-07-2009, 08:58 PM
A girl who sits next to me that has a vibrator pen.
There was this kid during a test who was clenching his chair through all 2 and a half hours of it. After the test I asked his friend what was up with him and he said that he took some acid before and he was scared that gravity would reverse and he would fly into space.

KnuX
06-07-2009, 09:45 PM
i once threw a tenis ball in this guys direction and it brushes his ear but hes got bad ****ing anger manegment problems so he chases me round the whole school but ovbisly i'm one of the fastest so get away . then he gets tired hides behind the cars and cries then i get in trouble

I think I'd chase anyone around the school that has that kind of grammar.

Not THAT many weirdos at my school. There's one kid that instead of raising his hand to ask a question he has to go up and whisper it in the teacher's ear. And WHENEVER he hears someone in the class snickering, he assumes it is directed torward him and he tells (whispers) the teacher that people are making fun of him.

There's also a (literally) gay kid who looks like a Harry Potter fanatic. He always rocks back and forth in his chair, and he thinks he is a vampire. Also he got banned from using the restroom because he'd always look under the stalls at naked guys peeing.

I remember in 5th grade there was this kid with REALLY ****ed up anger management problems. The funny thing about this kid is he would pull his pants all the way down to use the urinal in the restroom. And if you walked in and simply looked in his direction he would scream at the top of his lungs. Also word got out that he played with care bears and if anyone asked him about it he'd scream and throw things at you.

SkateMore
06-07-2009, 09:53 PM
Theres this one guy that I had a high school class with who has some mental dysfunction which I think may be down syndrome. Anyways he eats the hamburger wrappers that come with school hamburgers and then his mouth gets blue from the wrapper ink. He wears the same clothes everyday and he even got up in the middle of class and scratched his butt (under his pants). It was gross.

laughmaniac123
06-07-2009, 10:23 PM
this girl in grade 7 bringing pokemon cards in a 2 inch binder.. it was full....

knockout
06-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Theres this one chick. Shes fat and she wears short skirts...
with nothing under neath, it was so nasty mann. and She acted all hyper all day jumping around and **** like that.

- BigRob -
06-08-2009, 04:14 PM
a lot of vampire geeky kids, who dont go outside, and spend any free time in the library...one of them has like, no eyelids, and a mahoosive like, bump/growth/unborn conjoined feotus on his head..

Heather
06-08-2009, 05:08 PM
This nerd that has gone in OSS twice for stabbing someone that didnt even do anything to him. He follows me around like a puppy. Its freaky.

-Wings-
06-08-2009, 05:20 PM
Omg my school has so much wierdos. :P
One wierdo is this kid named brock he is one of those animes nerds. And he wears a cape and outside school he carrys a wooden sword around with him :P. Everyone hates him to. (im in 10th grd)

Another kid whos name was Gordon, and he was retarded, in 6th grade he used to sign out during class "OO BABY" and say random things about wrestling because he loved it. And one time he flicked a garbage can at one of my friends, and a rock at some dude in my grade and split open his head. It was hillarious :P.

M. Mordha
06-08-2009, 05:51 PM
I think I'd chase anyone around the school that has that kind of grammar.

Not THAT many weirdos at my school. There's one kid that instead of raising his hand to ask a question he has to go up and whisper it in the teacher's ear. And WHENEVER he hears someone in the class snickering, he assumes it is directed torward him and he tells (whispers) the teacher that people are making fun of him.

There's also a (literally) gay kid who looks like a Harry Potter fanatic. He always rocks back and forth in his chair, and he thinks he is a vampire. Also he got banned from using the restroom because he'd always look under the stalls at naked guys peeing.



Guys at your school pee naked?

knockout
06-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Another kid whos name was Gordon, and he was retarded, in 6th grade he used to sign out during class "OO BABY" and say random things about wrestling because he loved it. And one time he flicked a garbage can at one of my friends, and a rock at some dude in my grade and split open his head. It was hillarious :P.

that kid must be really strong to flick a garbage can at one of your friends.

KnuX
06-08-2009, 09:04 PM
Guys at your school pee naked?

Apparently some do. Some kid told me that he saw the kid peeking at him while he was peeing naked.

He probably enjoys watching guys take a **** too. :/

Chrispy
06-08-2009, 10:32 PM
well, i have a weird subsitute teacher... who wears clothes like a pornstar director. He has a ton of chest hair coming out of his unbuttoned shirt with a dangly necklace. But he also shows people (including teachers) pics of naked girls. Sometimes students.


Also, theres a kid who picks his nose and asks people to taste it, to see if hes healthy or not.

i push mongo
06-09-2009, 01:00 AM
Kid in the lockeroom showed everyone his nuts at least twice...

And hes one of my friends :o

andius
06-09-2009, 04:28 AM
We had a few from the reckless, gloriously politically incorrect early 80's:

One guy was this husky fellow who was one of the last kids in our town who still lived on an operating farm. His name was Kenny Lento, so naturally they called him Mental Lento. He was also in my Cub Scout Pack (group? den?) and he went through High School with this gawd-awful Abraham Lincoln beard. I can't watch Dazed and Confused without thinking of Mental Lento.

Another was a stoner kid from Switzerland that everyone called Swede.

Another underclassman used to deck himself out to look like Inspector Gadget. It wasn't Halloween or anything, that's the look he chose.

One kid was nick-named Bush, but I better not explain why.

Another allegedly had such a bad hernia that one of his testicals had to be removed. Of course, they named him "One Ball Paul".

Was he a "mod"?


Theres this one guy that I had a high school class with who has some mental dysfunction which I think may be down syndrome. Anyways he eats the hamburger wrappers that come with school hamburgers and then his mouth gets blue from the wrapper ink. He wears the same clothes everyday and he even got up in the middle of class and scratched his butt (under his pants). It was gross.

Reminds of a dude I knew back in highschool, he had down syndrome too, one day he walked up to me on hamburger day, with ketchup on his face like some native american war-paint and tells me he's now enlightened. The expression on his face was so serious, it was awesome, as soon as he said it, he broke into a huge smile and scampered off. He was a dope kid, a lot of people thought he was dumb, but he was actually ridiculously sharp about certain things and completely out of it on other things, like social skills.

sleaford_sean
06-09-2009, 07:08 AM
Kid at my school, the first 3 months of school last year he use to hang around with me and my friend. He talks so loud, his nickname use to be Samuel Jackson. But then he kept saying he was emo, when he wasn't. He does not cut himself, wear black, eyeliner, none of that. He just listen to rock. He kept trying to get people to believe he was emo and since his name always escaped me I called him Emo Kid, as a joke to show how he is not emo. But hell did that name spread. He's cool and all I guess but for god sake he shows no sign of being emo. I seen him outside of school at least 5 time now, dress like normal kids.



yeah not all emos do them things well done....my mate joss is emo, and he hardly where's black...and non of the other, well done genius

Naive
06-09-2009, 08:32 AM
^what does your friend do/wear that's emo then? if you dont mind me askin

Whatdoyouwant?
10-01-2009, 09:17 PM
Oh my god. my school is full of weird people. There's this fat emo girl that's obsessed with me. Like 3 am phone calls saying "HI FORREST, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY". And then there's this kid who always hangs out with me and my friends like he's friends with us. Everyday he's always like "yeah, I just landed a triple heel first try", and he wears these 15 dollar pro spirit tennis shoes with the price tag on.

Shorty's_Kid
10-01-2009, 09:28 PM
There used to be this kid named Eddie that wore the same hoody every day for 3 years, and he never washed it.

He got expelled for threatening to kill everyone in one of his classes though. He used to follow me around.

coleman!
10-01-2009, 09:32 PM
Theres this one kid in my school kinda on the large side just goes up to random people "mostly boys" and lifts up his short and jiggles his fatness. And I think he's gay too o.o

Volcomsk8
10-01-2009, 10:00 PM
There is guy who as a long beard. Thats it.

laughmaniac123
10-01-2009, 10:06 PM
The dippers that sit on back of trucks after school and lesbian emo girls that all hang out in one group. Thats basically all the weird people oh yeah, and this emo kid thats like 4'9" and 100 pounds that NEVER takes a shower and blames it on having a job.

Anonymous Man
10-01-2009, 10:40 PM
Black people.

Higher-Class
10-01-2009, 10:56 PM
There was this chubby kid in high school who had a monstrous obsession with chocolate milk... He had one of those big coffee/soup thermoses that he would always fill with chocolate milk cartons that he found around the lunch room. I think he was pretty mentally handicapped. My friends and I thought he was funny, but we weren't mean or anything so we didn't make fun of him, but we would all make a point of getting extra chocolate milk with our lunches and giving them to him. I guess we might have been feeding his unhealthy addiction, but it sure seemed to make him happy.

AJ
10-01-2009, 11:01 PM
There was this chubby kid in high school who had a monstrous obsession with chocolate milk... He had one of those big coffee/soup thermoses that he would always fill with chocolate milk cartons that he found around the lunch room. I think he was pretty mentally handicapped. My friends and I thought he was funny, but we weren't mean or anything so we didn't make fun of him, but we would all make a point of getting extra chocolate milk with our lunches and giving them to him. I guess we might have been feeding his unhealthy addiction, but it sure seemed to make him happy.

chocolate milk is the ****! i love it

Higher-Class
10-01-2009, 11:15 PM
chocolate milk is the ****! i love it
Me too, but I guarantee this kid loved it more than you and I combined. Like he'd fill up his thermos and pack 4 or 5 extra cartons in his book bag. Oh and he also ran everywhere he went... I don't understand how he could be so chubby when he spent all day running around. I guess the chocolate milk negated his exercise.

AJ
10-01-2009, 11:37 PM
Me too, but I guarantee this kid loved it more than you and I combined. Like he'd fill up his thermos and pack 4 or 5 extra cartons in his book bag. Oh and he also ran everywhere he went... I don't understand how he could be so chubby when he spent all day running around. I guess the chocolate milk negated his exercise.

i use to chug a big ol' glass of chocolate milk before school. it would pretty much be my breakfast. but i'd hate it later on in the day cuz chocolate milks runs through me so fast. so i'd always have to piss within like 30 mins of drinking it.

Jeff_Sk8
10-02-2009, 01:19 PM
there's that kid in my class who eats his own snot sometimes. and there's another one who'd like to f*** some gross, old teacher in my school.. and he's serious about it :X but he's one of my friends and he's cool haha

- BigRob -
10-02-2009, 02:20 PM
this guy who used to pick his spots (zits/pimples) and eat them

laughmaniac123
10-02-2009, 03:37 PM
there's that kid in my class who eats his own snot sometimes. and there's another one who'd like to f*** some gross, old teacher in my school.. and he's serious about it :X but he's one of my friends and he's cool haha

Im hoping the old teacher is a girl.

- BigRob -
10-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Im hoping the old teacher is a girl.

naw, he's so sexy...mmmmm....

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/8000/Old-Guy--8046.jpg

SKATEorDI3
10-02-2009, 04:42 PM
There's a couple that's always hugging and making out...but they're walking at the same time. I don't understand how they do that. There's a whole bunch of weird looking kids at my school. Some with their black hair covering their faces and never smiling. There's even a girl that looks like the typical nerd that you'd see in a movie or something like that.

Caleb Kid
10-02-2009, 05:49 PM
This one kid says that he want's everyone to die(including himself)because he thinks all of humanity is bad.

mr. awesome
10-02-2009, 05:58 PM
This one kid says that he want's everyone to die(including himself)because he thinks all of humanity is bad.

kids not too far off.

Caleb Kid
10-02-2009, 06:04 PM
kids not too far off.
O.o...

phlap
10-02-2009, 06:21 PM
kids not too far off."Keeping an eye on mr. awesome..."

Paul J
10-02-2009, 06:25 PM
There's a guy who is in our lectures at uni, we call him B.O guy for obvious reasons. We try not to sit near him, you have to leave about a 5 metre radius around him so that you don't get the stench, he's pretty big and hairy too, so gross.

HighVoltageSk8r
10-02-2009, 07:01 PM
don't talk about razz like that

laughmaniac123
10-02-2009, 10:43 PM
Another weird person, myself.

I wouldnt say weird just different. I definitely think outside the box.

kk360
10-02-2009, 11:36 PM
My thread, it has been revived.

STLOUISCHAMPS
10-03-2009, 03:44 AM
They aren't really weird, but because PDA(Public Display of Affection) is allowed, all the gross manish lesbians makeout all the time.

xSkater14x
10-03-2009, 11:07 AM
They aren't really weird, but because PDA(Public Display of Affection) is allowed, all the gross manish lesbians makeout all the time.

so people can **** at your school?

STLOUISCHAMPS
10-03-2009, 04:06 PM
so people can **** at your school?

probably:tongue:

fmg
10-04-2009, 12:48 PM
After reviewing this thread, I have come to the conclusion that I'm probably one of the weirder kids at my school these days.

I think I've said two or three words to anyone so far this year. Just the other day someone asked me if I was mute, and I replied "yeah, deaf too." XD
I also tend to wander the halls alone at lunch and stuff...it's really nice not having anyone yapping at you all the goddamn time.

I_Like_Cookies
10-04-2009, 01:03 PM
After reviewing this thread, I have come to the conclusion that I'm probably one of the weirder kids at my school these days.

I think I've said two or three words to anyone so far this year. Just the other day someone asked me if I was mute, and I replied "yeah, deaf too." XD
I also tend to wander the halls alone at lunch and stuff...it's really nice not having anyone yapping at you all the goddamn time.

Loner

nizmo240sx
10-04-2009, 01:53 PM
theres this weird guy at the college i work and go to school.he is from mexico i thiunk and they call him the matrix cuz he always where those robe thingy the logn jacket.and he is pretty weird and his english to..lol..hes that person u think will shoot the whole school.llol..all stlaker the guy..i think he is pretty weird..lol..

:pelon:
10-04-2009, 02:11 PM
theres on dude at my school who has long hair and acts plays out by himself and plays swords alone and has this weired school picture where he looks down and has an evil smile lol and they say he was caught wacking off in public

- BigRob -
10-04-2009, 02:20 PM
everyone has a mr.anderson at their school

http://www.leather-online.co.uk/products/mens/sr630-black.jpg

fmg
10-04-2009, 03:30 PM
Loner
Well **** me for enjoying my own company.

MikeM
10-04-2009, 04:27 PM
After reviewing this thread, I have come to the conclusion that I'm probably one of the weirder kids at my school these days.

I think I've said two or three words to anyone so far this year. Just the other day someone asked me if I was mute, and I replied "yeah, deaf too." XD
I also tend to wander the halls alone at lunch and stuff...it's really nice not having anyone yapping at you all the goddamn time.

Wow, same here actually. I just don't like talking that much, been this way all my life. I don't get picked on or anything and I have a good number of friends, I'm just not very social. It sucks a lot when you have to get into groups in a class and you don't know anyone, and you are just standing there feeling akward, heh. And this year, since I don't know many people at lunch, I just go to the library and do my homework, or use the internet. I hate being in social situations, I know how you feel.

fmg
10-04-2009, 04:51 PM
Wow, same here actually. I just don't like talking that much, been this way all my life. I don't get picked on or anything and I have a good number of friends, I'm just not very social. It sucks a lot when you have to get into groups in a class and you don't know anyone, and you are just standing there feeling akward, heh. And this year, since I don't know many people at lunch, I just go to the library and do my homework, or use the internet. I hate being in social situations, I know how you feel.

Yeah, I have friends and everything and I am generally well received when I talk with people, I just don't like to. I dislike working in groups as well. I've never really been picked on or anything either, but I get a lot of stuff like "why are you so quiet?" or "Why don't I ever see you with anyone?"

Because obviously there's something wrong with you if you're not around fifty ****ing thousand people you don't give a **** about every second of every day. DUH.

SKATEorDI3
10-04-2009, 05:11 PM
There's an asian kid in some of my classes who is really weird. His voice cracks every other word he says. He never stays still. He's always huming Through The Fire and Flames to himself. And he also uses his pencil to have sword fights with himself duing class, complete with sound effects. It's pretty funny.

fallenNJzero
10-04-2009, 06:42 PM
There's some kid in almost all my classes that is just weird. We were in computers and we found him looking at pikachu porn. Yeah, that thing you loved as a kid? I bet he loves it more. He also always does the thumbs up thing, it's weird as hell.

Here is he:
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/staubinator/staubinator.jpg
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz314/staubinator/staubinator2.jpg

kk360
10-05-2009, 01:09 AM
Wow, same here actually. I just don't like talking that much, been this way all my life. I don't get picked on or anything and I have a good number of friends, I'm just not very social. It sucks a lot when you have to get into groups in a class and you don't know anyone, and you are just standing there feeling akward, heh. And this year, since I don't know many people at lunch, I just go to the library and do my homework, or use the internet. I hate being in social situations, I know how you feel.Story of my life.

PatGanly
10-05-2009, 06:04 AM
in year 8 on a excursion i bet a kid 5 dollars to eat sheep fiecies, he touched it on his toungue and said no,
so then i got 4 other people to chuck in another $5 which made 25 bucks. so he ate it.
he never saw that many and he doesnt care, he said he liked the attention he got from doin that, so hes pretty weird.

(but hows its year 12 now and he going out with this girl i have a thing for.)

HighVoltageSk8r
10-05-2009, 04:11 PM
does the girl know he ate sheep ****

kk360
10-05-2009, 04:12 PM
does the girl know he ate sheep ****
She probably does, it probably turns her on. She's a freak.

fmg
10-05-2009, 06:44 PM
Story of my life.

Loners unite. :icon_woow

MikeM
10-05-2009, 06:48 PM
Loners unite. :icon_woow

Hells yeah :biggrin:

nizmo240sx
10-05-2009, 06:49 PM
everyone has a mr.anderson at their school

http://www.leather-online.co.uk/products/mens/sr630-black.jpg

bigrob jajaja thats the same jakcet i was talking about..lol..poor guy he got caught downloading movies at the college i work at..and he was selling them..lol..nxt time he does that there gona xpelled him from the college..lol..thx for finding that pic..oh and he wears this very pointy boots..lol..

lilro
10-06-2009, 01:28 PM
Wow, same here actually. I just don't like talking that much, been this way all my life. I don't get picked on or anything and I have a good number of friends, I'm just not very social. It sucks a lot when you have to get into groups in a class and you don't know anyone, and you are just standing there feeling akward, heh. And this year, since I don't know many people at lunch, I just go to the library and do my homework, or use the internet. I hate being in social situations, I know how you feel.

Story of my life...It's why I got into skating....There's no easier way to make friends...A simple "wanna play skate?" can lead to years of friendship lol

mrhippi
10-06-2009, 03:24 PM
i just have fat kids at my school.. boooring

Aaronnn
10-07-2009, 10:42 AM
This one kid who always wears the same stuff, and either doesn't wear Deodorant, or doesn't shower, and has Bigger Faster Stronger as the first class of the day.

Retired_Skater
10-07-2009, 11:52 AM
Loners unite. :icon_woow

fmg is good at IRONY, who knew? {rf)

fmg
10-07-2009, 05:54 PM
See RS?

I am quite a clever chap when I want to be.

arodsteezy
10-07-2009, 06:05 PM
Loners unite. :icon_woow

good one.

There's a kid at my school who used to bring a yoshi doll thing into class every day, in the 6th grade.

TheWickedEnd
10-08-2009, 07:53 PM
Just a bunch of weird emo-scene kids at my school

xSkater14x
10-12-2009, 04:39 PM
oh god, i cant even name all the weird people at my school. seriously my school consists of, freaks/preps/wrestlers/football players/skataz

zerosk8ter
10-12-2009, 05:19 PM
everyone has a mr.anderson at their school

http://www.leather-online.co.uk/products/mens/sr630-black.jpg

haha theres been a mr. anderson at the last 2 schools i went to

kk360
10-12-2009, 08:49 PM
I wish I was a mr anderson:(

CrazyDrew
10-15-2009, 11:54 AM
This is a long story..

infant school: in infant school we had a guy called jon he was crazy and would run around yelling like a cave man.

junior school:
we had jon he never evolved
we had a girl who never talked and she seriously thought she was a horse (now in a special school)
we had rory a 'special' guy who had a freind in the middle of wet brake time inside she was drawing along comes rory rips it up runs out side and goes crazy
We also had a year 3 retarded person. (and some more)

secondary school:
we have a fat mental disorder guy that is addicted to dr who and has dr who cards
we have scott a hairy mental disorder stupid guy who in yr7 when in the showers naked when everyone else wasnt naked and he had a huge bush, it was kind of weird so we all ran out.
we have a girl who is also mentaly disordered and gets angry (i didnt add her on facebook so the next day she was angry and started hitting me and my freinds)
we have more but i won't list them all

(we have a club in school called social detectives)
so yeah lol never go to one of the best public schools that what happens

phlap
10-15-2009, 01:12 PM
There's a guy in my class who has an electric wheelchair/scooter, but he can walk just fine.

soupey47
10-15-2009, 03:01 PM
I need to figure out how to get my school to let me do that

Anonymous Man
10-15-2009, 03:23 PM
This is a long story..

infant school: in infant school we had a guy called jon he was crazy and would run around yelling like a cave man.

junior school:
we had jon he never evolved
we had a girl who never talked and she seriously thought she was a horse (now in a special school)
we had rory a 'special' guy who had a freind in the middle of wet brake time inside she was drawing along comes rory rips it up runs out side and goes crazy
We also had a year 3 retarded person. (and some more)

secondary school:
we have a fat mental disorder guy that is addicted to dr who and has dr who cards
we have scott a hairy mental disorder stupid guy who in yr7 when in the showers naked when everyone else wasnt naked and he had a huge bush, it was kind of weird so we all ran out.
we have a girl who is also mentaly disordered and gets angry (i didnt add her on facebook so the next day she was angry and started hitting me and my freinds)
we have more but i won't list them all

(we have a club in school called social detectives)
so yeah lol never go to one of the best public schools that what happens

Brits have some retarded names for school levels.

lilro
10-15-2009, 04:08 PM
This is a long story..

infant school: in infant school we had a guy called jon he was crazy and would run around yelling like a cave man.

junior school:
we had jon he never evolved
we had a girl who never talked and she seriously thought she was a horse (now in a special school)
we had rory a 'special' guy who had a freind in the middle of wet brake time inside she was drawing along comes rory rips it up runs out side and goes crazy
We also had a year 3 retarded person. (and some more)

secondary school:
we have a fat mental disorder guy that is addicted to dr who and has dr who cards
we have scott a hairy mental disorder stupid guy who in yr7 when in the showers naked when everyone else wasnt naked and he had a huge bush, it was kind of weird so we all ran out.
we have a girl who is also mentaly disordered and gets angry (i didnt add her on facebook so the next day she was angry and started hitting me and my freinds)
we have more but i won't list them all

(we have a club in school called social detectives)
so yeah lol never go to one of the best public schools that what happens

Calling legitimate disabled people weird is just wrong dude.

HighVoltageSk8r
10-15-2009, 07:38 PM
Calling legitimate disabled people weird is just wrong dude.

this...


also, today i saw a fresh mr. anderson hahaha

fmg
10-15-2009, 07:46 PM
This is a long story..

infant school: in infant school we had a guy called jon he was crazy and would run around yelling like a cave man.

junior school:
we had jon he never evolved
we had a girl who never talked and she seriously thought she was a horse (now in a special school)
we had rory a 'special' guy who had a freind in the middle of wet brake time inside she was drawing along comes rory rips it up runs out side and goes crazy
We also had a year 3 retarded person. (and some more)

secondary school:
we have a fat mental disorder guy that is addicted to dr who and has dr who cards
we have scott a hairy mental disorder stupid guy who in yr7 when in the showers naked when everyone else wasnt naked and he had a huge bush, it was kind of weird so we all ran out.
we have a girl who is also mentaly disordered and gets angry (i didnt add her on facebook so the next day she was angry and started hitting me and my freinds)
we have more but i won't list them all

(we have a club in school called social detectives)
so yeah lol never go to one of the best public schools that what happens

Mentally disabled people can't help the fact they were born the way they are, you ****ing scumbag piece of ****. Go die in a fire, fag.

CrazyDrew
10-16-2009, 07:02 AM
^ didn't mean it in a bad way its more like a learning problem.
The guy that likes dr who is pretty cool.

prltan
10-23-2009, 02:17 AM
There was this one kid who ate paper. During science class he'd tear off bits of his folder and stuff it in his mouth and by the end of the year his fold was like just a tiny scrap of paper.

SlaveSkate
10-24-2009, 09:55 PM
I go to a huge school, too many weird/creepy kids to list.

ShredTheGnar
10-25-2009, 03:59 AM
there are over 55,000 people that go to my school. i have seen the extremes of american culture, and even some non american culture!

CrazyDrew
10-25-2009, 04:21 AM
there are over 55,000 people that go to my school.

o_0 How bigs your school I thought mine was big we have 1,500 at my school.

ShredTheGnar
10-25-2009, 05:47 AM
it's the most populated university campus in the united states.

NitroDC
10-25-2009, 09:48 AM
I hate to say this but sometimes it bothers me. There's a mentally disabled kid in my school who puts his hand down the back of his pants, takes it out, and sniffs it. He does this every 2 minutes.

Other than that there are some emo lesbians obsessed with naruto and everything. They're pretty good at drawing though.
Most of the people at my school are potheads so that's pretty normal. :p

mr. awesome
10-25-2009, 01:20 PM
i just noticed this chick i went to school with looks exactly like hermione granger from harry potter. holy frick! shes not in my school any longer though. pretty sure she is in college now or something.
wow scratch that, a crapload of people look like harry potter characters.
one kid looks like goyle.
one teacher looks like mad eye moody.
another teacher looks like professor trelawny.
i must post pictures.
i will post pictures.

MysterySk8er3
10-26-2009, 12:05 PM
There is this one kid in my English class that is queer and horrible. No problem with the way he is but he seriously tries to flaunt it. It's disgusting. Wears tights as jeans with bright color shirts and these weird ass vests over top of them. That alone is not that bad just another random style. But along with the tight jeans they are like low cut and he always bends over (on purpose i presume seeing how he is always flaunting his queerness) but honestly just today he did it and I was looking at the teacher as he bends down at the front of my row and he had a ****ing thong on. Half the class that saw it started laughing so hard but that is seriously just wrong. Kid is ****ed up.

Also, there is a girl that is just incredible fat. If she had an actual problem that made her like that I would understand but no, she is just fat. I'm all for not giving a **** what others think about you but seriously she has to want to shed some of that weight. If you would wrap both of my legs up it probably still wouldn't equal one of hers, i'm not exaggerating, and it's all fat. You can see it jiggle with every movement. Gives you shivers. And she sits beside me in one class. Another bad thing is that she is kinda short so it makes it look worse. I kind of feel bad for her but it is her fault so...

Wonder how many people that responded to this thread are also the weird one's in their school. Pretty sure i'm not one at my school but hell you never know.

Jeff_Sk8
10-26-2009, 02:06 PM
there's this guy in my school who is already 18 or 19 idk. he looks reaaaallyy nerdy and his mom waits for him every day when school is over. they always go home together.