View Full Version : dont u hate old ass jerks?


zeroordie13452
06-12-2008, 07:18 PM
okay, so me and my friend were out skating in front of my house, in front of my driveway just sitting there talking and doing a few tricks while talking. not bothering anyone, then my neightbor( the guy who lives in front of me across the street) was backing out of his driveway(hes like 65) and i was on my side of the road, and i didnt notice him pulling out, then i hear him yell at me GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROAD! when he was like 8 feet from me, nowhere near hitting me, and i was like alright man chill out, and i moved into my lawn while he backed out. so after he leaves me and my friend are sitting there talking in the road, saying how much of an ******* he was being (:icon_drib) when, about 2 minutes after he left, he pulled back onto the street andd stopped right beside us and rolled down his window and said, and i quote, " Okay *******s, Get THe **** out of the road." okay, so now im sick of his dank ass and told him to chill the **** out and that we were on our side of the mother****ing road, and he could stop *****ing about it. so he rolls his eyes and pulls into his driveway. when he gets out of the car, he goes to get his trash and tells us that if he wanted he could call the police for us skating outside at 11:00 at night, and i told him to call the police, i would wave and say hello. so he says stop being a smartass and starts to walk away when i yell at his he'd better put his car in his garage or he might wake up to find that some "hoodlum" keyed it. so he looks back, thinks for a second, and goes and puts his car in the garage. that was like 3 days ago and i have yet to hear from him again lol.

so who here has some interesting stories on old dank asses?

DAN-ELEMENT
06-12-2008, 07:29 PM
i was skating a ghetto setup(a dolly fror moving stuff) and i was like boardsliding it then my fatass neighbor comes out and says whats that doing on the road and i said i was using it then she said get that off and i said ill move it when a car comes( i can hear them) and then she said ohh no you wont and then went back in i was pissed off soooo bad...but i just kept it on the road and kept using it.....i giggled....cause shes really fat

ZephyrGod
06-12-2008, 07:40 PM
Some prick pissed on one of the ramps we were skating on at my local skatepark today.

What an a$$hole.

Wasn't really old or fat though...

oldrampratt
06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
I'm old , and a Big ***hole. but when it comes to skating, or just being Young...Do what you do. I'm not like most old farts, I was young, had my fun, and still have fun.These old Bass turds are just hateful because they ain't young anymore, and probably stopped having fun many years ago!
SKATE ON my YOUNG BROTHERS and SISTERS....
you only have so much time to have fun, then it gets ugly...LOL...

mc studda
06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
hahahhahaa some hoodlum might key it hahaaa

heroin skates
06-12-2008, 08:36 PM
i was skating in my drivway at like 2 am and my neighbor comes out and tells me to go home (theres a street light at the end of my driveway so he thought i was some kid looking for a well light sesh or somthing) i told him that i lived right there and it was on my proberty. he still didnt believe me so he said he would call the cops and i had some stuff on me so i went in then like a day later i put like 20 lbs of salt on his lawn

fallenNJzero
06-12-2008, 08:51 PM
i was skating in the raod at my friends house and were just skating in the middle of the street when theyre no cars around, one time i miss one an it stops like 10 feet ahead of me, the lady rolls down the window screamin her ass off "get the hell outa the road" i was picking my board up to get out of the way when she said "for God sakes kids are so lazy an slow these days" that pissed me off, so i told my friends to sit in the middle of the road doing tricks to pis her off, we held her and liek 20 people behind her there for 10 minutes

ISkateZero
06-12-2008, 09:09 PM
Don't let it bother you.. you shouldnt have said that thnig about hsi car though.

FSBBD
06-12-2008, 09:29 PM
doesnt bother me much when pretty much anyone yells at me. I just ignore at

i was skating in my drivway at like 2 am and my neighbor comes out and tells me to go home (theres a street light at the end of my driveway so he thought i was some kid looking for a well light sesh or somthing) i told him that i lived right there and it was on my proberty. he still didnt believe me so he said he would call the cops and i had some stuff on me so i went in then like a day later i put like 20 lbs of salt on his lawn

wow your a dumbass. Since you never mentioned it, he never actually called the cops. And doing what you did will just make him yell at you more causing you to get more mad and probably do more crap

dradfromthebu
06-12-2008, 09:33 PM
Not as bad as I've had it, check out my previous threads and YouTube (dradfromthebu).

NST
06-12-2008, 09:53 PM
noone old has done anything but there were these guys like 15 or 16 that tried to hit me and my friend with a golfcart when we were skating. the second time they came by we went to the side of the road and they swerved at us and ended up going into the ditch lol.

ISkateZero
06-12-2008, 09:55 PM
noone old has done anything but there were these guys like 15 or 16 that tried to hit me and my friend with a golfcart when we were skating. the second time they came by we went to the side of the road and they swerved at us and ended up going into the ditch lol.

LOL

Karma FTW!

iskateniketres
06-12-2008, 10:06 PM
aha i was behind a strip mall because i dont have a paved driveway and my street is the busiest one basically in the town..thats my only place to skate. so i was just in the parking lot behind it and this lady comes out from the hallmark "GTFO of here! im calling the cops right now!" i said chill lady geez i aint doin to you, she went back in and i just kinda..uh..skated away haha

NST
06-12-2008, 10:10 PM
LOL

Karma FTW!

haha yeah it was funny

heroin skates
06-12-2008, 10:12 PM
wow your a dumbass. Since you never mentioned it, he never actually called the cops. And doing what you did will just make him yell at you more causing you to get more mad and probably do more crap

he didnt know i did it for some reason.. and he knows i live here now
mentioned what?

FSBBD
06-12-2008, 10:22 PM
he didnt know i did it for some reason.. and he knows i live here now
mentioned what?

well hes just stupid for that but thats not a good reason to mess up his property. and you never mentioned he actually called the cops (which can only mean he didnt and just in case you tell me he did) so i used that to talk about your idiotic reason

fluke
06-12-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm kinda old. I was skating in the road at my friends house (a nice long sloped stretch of road you can just cruise down). I had been skating for a couple hours and just picking up my board and standing on the edge of the gravel to the side of the road just next to the ditch. I always face the direction of oncoming traffic. I hear a car coming up from behind me a ways back and stop and stand on the edge of the left lane to allow this person to pass without worry I'll fall into them or something. She gets almost to me and I can see her face and her two kids in the back seat.. she just lays on the freakin' horn over and over again and SWERVES OVER AT ME and I have to jump in the ditch to avoid being hit. She is glaring at me the entire time. Stupid whore. She sped off too fast for me to even get to flip her off where she could be sure to see it. That really ticked me off, and I haven't felt that comfortable in the road since (this was a country road).

kflip2curbstomp
06-12-2008, 10:27 PM
back in the day we had a quaterpipe and some **** neighbor came out and theres this creek by my house and he went there grabbed a fatty rock a threw it threw the plywood. we skated around it and he got even more pissed

heroin skates
06-12-2008, 10:31 PM
well hes just stupid for that but thats not a good reason to mess up his property. and you never mentioned he actually called the cops (which can only mean he didnt and just in case you tell me he did) so i used that to talk about your idiotic reason

well he didnt because i left
and i did it because he acted like he can tell me what to do becauses hes older and he dosnt even know me. he thought i was breaking city curfiew (sp?) and i wasnt. just that if he did call the cops they wouldnt believe that i lived at the house and then thered be a small chance they might smell or somthing and search me..

also the old man gave my friend alot of **** about stuff thats not important.

hes the kinda guy who says get off the road when theres no sidewalk to walk on

jakedaskater
06-12-2008, 10:37 PM
lol
old people can be cool sometimes

Trebor
06-12-2008, 11:08 PM
i got kicked out of the front of a church by this old fat guy once

i told him that he didnt own the sidewalk in front of the church and that i could skate there if i wanted to

then he left a few minutes later

eleventytwo
06-13-2008, 12:41 AM
Okay so I'm skating on my driveway and this lady comes up to me and says "hi" so I say hi as well and she walks away. Then 10 minutes later the cops come and question me for riding a dirtbike in public and then I told the cop that it was my friend and he got arrested =D

FSBBD
06-13-2008, 12:45 AM
well he didnt because i left
and i did it because he acted like he can tell me what to do becauses hes older and he dosnt even know me. he thought i was breaking city curfiew (sp?) and i wasnt. just that if he did call the cops they wouldnt believe that i lived at the house and then thered be a small chance they might smell or somthing and search me..

also the old man gave my friend alot of **** about stuff thats not important.

hes the kinda guy who says get off the road when theres no sidewalk to walk on

IMO it doesnt matter if they dont know you, people can't just let you do something bad like trespassing. BUT since he was incorrect on what he said I have nothing to argue about that. And I'm pretty sure the cops would believe that they would just ask your parents or something or just show residence. And if he says unimportant stuff then simply ignore. Nothing to get mad about. Say anything back and he would continue to say more crap

FullMetalSkater
06-13-2008, 01:54 AM
I built a ramp and I was so happy XD, but one day, I got to leave the ramp alone for a minute, to help a gay, and I heard a crash... Then I saw an ******* that used his pick up to smash my ramp. I was so mad for a week.

Boobies
06-13-2008, 02:22 AM
you're a douchebag for threatening to key his car
it makes you look real tough in front of your friends when you do that

hokus pokus
06-13-2008, 09:14 AM
being a driver, i can tell you, sometimes while backing out things look closer and if he didnt notice you at 1st, you might have surprised him (or scared him) thinking he almost hit you.

plus it was at night, he may not have been able to see you or see to clearly (could have been a glare).

i know how you feel, but he may not have been pissed at you, but maybe pissed at his wife/gf and thats why he had to leave ... you just happened to fuel the flame.
Merging doublepost
i would "man up" and talk to him, you may be able to reach an understanding...

i would apologize for threating to key his car... just tell him that you were not expecting to get yelled at that night and you were defensive..

otherwise this situation will get worse... and you are not going to be victorious...

GiantApe67
06-13-2008, 10:12 AM
I hear 'em rolling down Maple Street and it's all I can do to grab a board and join them. We do have this one old Italian broad next door who is nuts about people parking even close to her driveway opening. She'll just sit there in her car and beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeep if she can't get in. The only problem I have with locals is if they keep up loudly past midnight. It's sort of a quiet area and the entire freaking town can hear you.

zeroordie13452
06-13-2008, 03:27 PM
well it wasnt at night, and im not trying to act tought in front of my friends moron, im trying to make a point to this guy. and btw it was in the middle of the day and i was basically on my driveway when he yelled the first time. if u guys knew this guy, ud understand why i threatened to key his car, i moved back into my house about a year ago, and ever since i did he has always had a problem with me and he has called the cops on me 3 times for skating, and tried to get a neighborhood ordinance sayin that my friends and i cant skate and if we do we would get arrested, but they never passed it. thats why i hate him.

hokus pokus
06-13-2008, 04:29 PM
when he gets out of the car, he goes to get his trash and tells us that if he wanted he could call the police for us skating outside at 11:00 at night

11:00 at night hhhmmm...

well, still the easiest way to solve the problem is to confront it.

and not to be a d![k about it either.

ive had a$$h0l3 neighbors before too, and had my street ramps taken away by the city, from the same neighbors calling the police...

but i ended up talking to the dude and we worked it out... show him respect and it may be returned...

phlap
06-13-2008, 04:34 PM
i was skating in my drivway at like 2 am and my neighbor comes out and tells me to go home (theres a street light at the end of my driveway so he thought i was some kid looking for a well light sesh or somthing) i told him that i lived right there and it was on my proberty. he still didnt believe me so he said he would call the cops and i had some stuff on me so i went in then like a day later i put like 20 lbs of salt on his lawn

Of course your neighbor's gonna be pissed, you've probably woken everyone in his house up...
Merging doublepost
Okay so I'm skating on my driveway and this lady comes up to me and says "hi" so I say hi as well and she walks away. Then 10 minutes later the cops come and question me for riding a dirtbike in public and then I told the cop that it was my friend and he got arrested =D

What's wrong with you?

FS Jordan BS
06-13-2008, 04:43 PM
theres this old lady who lives accross the road. i was just skting in the road with 2 of my mates (she knows that me and rich both live in the street. also we always, and i mean always skate outside her house for 5 mins to warm up... shes always been cool with it.) but one day she started filming us from her window... comes out and says "**** off, i have you on film" and i said "thats great.. what do you intend to do with some footage of kids skating on a public road?" and she just said "you woke my dog up" wtf?? we woke her dog up? so what lol? (it was like 1:00 pm) then the next day she comes out and apologises... and she always smiles at us now.

people can be weird sometimes.

Jay Santos
06-13-2008, 05:40 PM
Old people are the backbone of our society! :D

AthleteSK8
06-13-2008, 05:58 PM
I was skating at my friends house when I had a sketchy landing and my board flew out in front of me. A car was heading in our direction, being driven by an old guy. He obviously saw my board there. But he didn't stop or slow down! Luckily I was swift enough to get my board out of the way before he crushed it, or me. As he drove off, he gave me a look of ****ing hatred. It was ****ed up.