www.balzactoys.com

What the ****. This is a kid's toy, but it's funny as ****, I'm going to get a free T Shirt that says "Don't bust my balzac". I'm also going to prank call them and send them a sponsor me video and try to get some free ****. Just go to the site.

hahahah.
welcome to the world of balzac!

hahahah.
Welcome To The World Of Balzac!

Hey Were You The Guy Who Hit The Little Kid In The Head With The Skateboard? Hahaha

lmfao. is it some joke site? or is a real toy?

I'm getting me that tye dye hat.

so I can have a cool ballsa- I mean balzac...on my head:)

Damn.
You gotta pay for shipping.