So here's the story.

Last night I threw a decent sized party at my house. There were probably about 40 or so people in my basement drinking and having a good time. At about 1:30 A.M., 4 guys showed up. Not one person in the party gets along with any of the 4 guys that came. I went upstairs and surveyed the situation. I told them that they had to go so they started making a big scene. They got up in my face so a few of my friends came over to help. A fight broke out and one of the 4 guys pulled out a knife. When he charged at me, I grabbed my baseball bat and smacked him in the head with it. The other 3 guys left immediately, but the guy I hit was still there unconcious. He was bleeding pretty bad too. We pulled him into a room and tried to clean him up a bit.

Today, I went downstairs and looked at my bat and saw that there was a big dent in it, and I have a game tomorrow. I clearly cannot use this bat anymore. My question is, what kind of bat do you think I should buy?

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good question ;)

lmao. "i have a game tomorrow, but i wacked some kid in the head with it now its got a big dent..what kind of bat should i get to play with?" idk why but thats hilarious. I'd say a baseball bat

Wow... you're gay.

Seriously dude.

lmao though.. that was pretty funny

I know nothing about baseball..

ask xXSkater14Xx or something..

LMFAO! just how you put the question deserves rep.

I cant help you, but that was a good story :D

Spam isn't funny.


Oh, and for a solution: Go suck a ****.

Spam isn't funny.


Oh, and for a solution: Go suck a ****.

It's not spam, you're just uptight. Take a joke.

i love how your main problem right now i your baseball bat
Next time get a wooden bat so it doesnt dent. But just use somebody elses tomorrow

For all future readers, this is a joke. I made it out of boredom.

I find it funny how loads of people think that actually happened.

Wow... you're gay.

Seriously dude.

lmao though.. that was pretty funny

I know nothing about baseball..

ask xXSkater14Xx or something..

why thank you kind sir.

uhmm, i like exo's, i think their composite, haven't seen one in a while.. Composite bats are starting to break. like 4 kids on my teams broke.

My omaha is pretty good.

If you would have hit him hard enough to dent the bat, he would be dead. Your story fails.

If you would have hit him hard enough to dent the bat, he would be dead. Your story fails.

Congratulations, you're an idiot.

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If you would have hit him hard enough to dent the bat, he would be dead. Your story fails.

Not really..

great story! Did you think of it?

Cheers!

I don't know, but 20 bucks says the bat you buy won't break the lock I'm putting on this thread.


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Writers block :(