*Note, the new check if already been posted button is genious and highly useful. Good one you guys!*

Now, seeing as I just used that button and couldn't find a thread, I figured it would be funny to hear some embarassing stories about other people.

Mine is pretty simple. I'm home alone and I know I need to vaccum. It's blazing hot, so I take off my shirt (whats new). So I go and grab my mp3 player, and hit random play all. I turn on the vaccum, and start singing, knowing I'm home alone. I had Ice Ice Baby on my mp3 player, because I was planning on using it for a skate video just for the hell of it, and it comes on. So here I am, home alone, singing Ice Ice Baby, shirtless, and vaccuming. When it gets to the porch, I notice my friend is there watching me, laughing his head off.

Pretty damn funny if you ask me

In school, when the lunch bell rang i filled my mouth with water but didnt swallow it cause i like it in my mouth. So in class while the teacher was teaching i felt some coughs coming. I tried to hold it in (in fact i didnt bother to swallow the water...) but couldnt and when i coughed, the water spat out into a girl's face in front of my desk (the desks were connected and facing each other). Lol I didn't get any punishment, just lost of respect from a classmate.

That's all I can remember

haha, well mine actually just happened today, about a half hour ago...i was taking a shower, and i have a stereo in my room, so i blast it, and the cds like a bunch of my songs that i just put on, so "i kissed a girl" and im singing it in screamo for the hell of it in the shower, when my friend comes here and since were like best friends, walks in seeing that noone is home and i haven answered the door. so she walks up and hears me singing. then she recorded it with her phone...and yeah i got a good 10, 15 calls so far about my singing...lol

hahaha.

a few months ago a no short short rule and short skirt rule was put in place at my school. so we all decided to wear either a short skirt or short shorts, and at the time i only had a skirt. so i wore my skirt, got caught, and had a teacher call me a whore (i just laughed and laughed at that one) so while we were going up the stairs, i ended up somehow falling BAD. so i fell, and started laughing even more. the worse thing is tho it was lunchtime and i had about 50 people see up my skirt... that was the worst of it.

oooh the regrets of wearing a skirt. but i still wear em :]

Hahaha^

This is a good thread.

I cant remember any embarassing moments right now but i will soon and ill post it.

in fifth grade a sneezed and farted at the same time n the middle of class
but it wasnt that bad
the kid who sat in front of me this year (eight grade) did the same thing one day

In fifth grade, i was standing in the front of the class room and someone pantsed me. :(

i have a lot of embarrassing stories actually.

like my second year of playing goalie in hockey, i was skating backwards after the second period, and i guess i caught an edge, and landed straight on my ass in front of everyone.

it was sooo bad.

haha i just remembered another one
i walked to the store with my freinds and i was looking for some drinks, and i saw some jones "M.F. grape" so i just yell "MOTHER ****ER GRAPE?" and some lady is standing behind me cracking up.
and then another day at the same store i bought a jar of honey and a lady asked me what i was gonna do with it and i was like "drink it?" and she was like "oh thats a sugar high" and i was like "thats the second best kind of high" and walked out the store

Alright me and my friends were skating this three that i've done a billon times before. so these girls were walking by and I was like "watch this guys" went to just ollie it caught a rock sailed through the air feel on my face. They saw me fall and stoped laughed and walked away. I stood back up walked to my friends. There all laughing. Then one kid said "Oh yeah that was soooo awsome can we see you do it again?"
Dreadful day.

Ok this one is very...very awkward.

Now I am a hairy guy, got most of my chest hair at age 13, no joke. Since then it sprouted like weeds.
At my old high school, the girls and boys locker room is right next to eachother, when PE comes we all had to change into our swimming trunks. Now theres...a door for some damn reason that enters to the girls locker room. Now mind you theres also a door 6 feet from it that enters a closet.
My PE teacher kindly asks me to grab some shorts for a few of my classmates and some volleyballs. Now this door to the girls locker is always locked....she didn't tell me what door to enter and I honestly didn't know one of them should have been locked til later, now...keep my hairyness in mind...I hated taking my shirt off but I only did it in the lockers, classmates got used to it like months before haha. Ok so I walk through that door staring at the floor cause she said they were on the floor, I was rushing since the whistle was already blown for everyone to get out there.

I walk into about 10 fellow 11th graders, which happen to still be there tidying up for the swimming pool for some reason. ALL of them see me and scream, I was shocked I didn't look towards them after a half a second glance, for fear of being called a perve and its not decent to do so...but after I ran, frantic and scared to death back into the boys locker...
I literally sat down and breathed heavily as I heared the girls from the other side yelling "OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE HOW HAIRY HE WAS!" and another girl was like "WAIT TIL EVERYONE ELSE HEARS!! THEYRE GONNA LOVE IT!" and another girl said "IT WAS KINDA CUTE!" I had to admit right there...that helped haha but I had to apologize to them, for scarring them for life. I threw up shortly afterwards...I had never been that embarressed and scared to death...more like traumatized. Surprised the girls didn't throw up.

Oh that and in 6th grade I got kicked in the nuts while being goalie at recess by the classes best soccer player. Another one....was also in sixth grade this isn't embarrassing really but in a sense it was because I am not that kinda person...at least not these days and times. But there was this kid...a bully if you will. Now unfortunately for him I watched Adam Sandlers "THE WATERBOY" everyday at least 3 times.
A sixth grader...watching that. Now I have a deceased brother and I used to take it really heavy when someone talked about him. My ol best friend told the guy "just leave him alone ok? Dont talk about his family like that, especially his dead brother" at first I was like "huh? why you tell him that" then the 'bully' said...."haha your brother is dead! I would be dead too if I were your brother, he's lucky. But he would have been as stupid as you" ....I got pissed and waterboyed him...no joke.
I broke 3 of his ribs.
I am not proud of it, at least I was back then but not as time went by.

those were the 3 epic moments of my school years. lol

Last year, in grade 9, my penis was itchy so I started scratching it in english class, then one of my best friends (who is a girl) saw me, and I just laughed

Got caught looking down my teacher's blouse a few weeks ago. It was wicked awkward. Yes, she is hot. I was staring and I look up and she's just looking right at me. I just kind of panicked and said, "Uh, so yeah, how about them Knicks?"

Math class was never quite the same.

i was at my mfriends party and i drank akload of vodka and i went to hi bed and thrww up for the whole party ahah it wa s awful

In grade 1 me and my friend were rebels, and we were sat on these 5th grade guys shoulders and fighting each other, anyhow I ended up falling backwards off this guy and I cracked my head on the edge of this sharp step, haha everyone was staring at me because my hood was full off blood, off the the hospital I went.

I was at my friends party and i drank aload of vodka and i went to his bed and threw up for the whole party.ahah it was awful



Fixed :D

tooo much free time

wayyy to much free time. kid was probally drunk writing it give him a break :)

Fixed :D

I was at my my friends party and i drank a load of vodka and i went to his bed and threw up for the whole party, ahah it was awful.

fixed.

i was at my friends party and i drank a **** load of vodka and i went to bed with a girl and ****ed for the whole party got clamidia ahah it was awful

fixed it bro

lmao.
good one my friend.

lol nah like but its called chlamydia ya ballbag

lol nah like but its called chlamydia ya ballbag

hahahahaha awesome.

I was hanging out at one of my friends houses. He wanted to meet up with this hott chick that lived close to him. We met up with her at a church. She brought her ugly friend. My friend kept trying to get me to hook up with her, but I was like I don't like ugly *****es. Later on, we ended up making out which led to having sex which I totally regret. He want leave me alone about it now. Now, I ignore that chick every time I see her.

These stories can't be that embarrassing if your okay with posting them?

I don't know anyone that is a member of this forum personally, so why should I care if y'all know about it. It isn't like I will meet any of y'all.

lmao im not afraid to say stuff thats embarrassing.

it just makes me laugh.
and then TAHTS an embarrassing story of an embarrassing story.

i honestly don't think i made sense there.

i filled my mouth but didnt swallow it cause i like it in my mouth.

That's all I can remember


That's what she said

honestly i dont care if anyone here knows, i think the people that know me here are cool with me, and i mean i like everyone here, you all my friends. and plus embarrasing stuffs always funny to talk about

^^

hahah so true.

Alright well mine is simple really.

I woke up late and almost missed my bus to school I was in such a rush to catch the bus (well to be down the street before it came) I made it in time (about 2 mins) but I was talking to this girl that sat across from me in English class. But when the bell rung I walked up and started to talk to her more and then she just started laughing at me. I didn't know why so I said "whats so funny that your clowning me over?" She told me my fly was down and thats not the worst part, the bad part was button on the boxers was open too. So pretty much 1/3 of my **** was hanging out while I was talking to the head cheeleader at school.

Thankfully it was at the back of the class and noone else saw it, but I wonder if the girl that sat beside me saw it I mean if it was out then it could have been out the whole class time. The one time I wish it was cold in class so I could feel a breeze or a little more coldness then my arms.

I got two, here's my first one.

Ok, so I'm a fatass and I wear baggy clothes sometimes, so I have these baggy jean-shorts that I wear sometimes, but I hadn't worn them for about a month until today. So, it was baggy enough in the first place, but since the start of the summer, I've lost about 10 pounds already just from skating. So today, I put on these shorts today to go to my friends house. Now these shorts are way too baggy. They sag down about half a foot. So I'm skating a ledge a few blocks from his house, and we went down a huge hill, so we were still going fast by the time we were on flat ground already. So I went, my pants started going down. I was going real fast, and my pants just dropped. I tripped over them and fell hard. Now, I'm lying down on the ground all cut up and pantless. Pretty embarrising. The moral of this story? Wear a belt


Ok here's my second one.

Well, I was at this public park for veterens day, and a bunch of girls I knew were there. I was there just skating at the basketball court, and you know how people get with freinds around and loud music. I was trying to powerslide going off a huge hill, and I knew I couldn't do it, but oh well. I tried it, and the first time I didn't land it but I didn't fall. The second time I spend 10 minutes waxing the ground to powerslide. I go for it and I just slip back and fall on my head. It didn't hurt that much, but then some old guy came up to me and kinda picked me up and started asking me if I was ok, it was so freakin embarassing. Oh, and the girls started laughing lol.




Oh well, those're my two stories.

]*Note, the new check if already been posted button is genious and highly useful. Good one you guys!*[/B]
Now, seeing as I just used that button and couldn't find a thread, I figured it would be funny to hear some embarassing stories about other people.

Mine is pretty simple. I'm home alone and I know I need to vaccum. It's blazing hot, so I take off my shirt (whats new). So I go and grab my mp3 player, and hit random play all. I turn on the vaccum, and start singing, knowing I'm home alone. I had Ice Ice Baby on my mp3 player, because I was planning on using it for a skate video just for the hell of it, and it comes on. So here I am, home alone, singing Ice Ice Baby, shirtless, and vaccuming. When it gets to the porch, I notice my friend is there watching me, laughing his head off.

Pretty damn funny if you ask me
I was the one who suggested that and posted the link to the vB Mod. kthx :].

/offtopic.

embarassing story?

"An open Letter to Bragas"

lol.

yea i read that.
sorry if any of that is true.
that as a *****Y move.

forreal dude hes a stalker to the max i havent talked him in months cause he scares the **** out of me...if anything id be like "oh hi" then sign the **** off msn as fast as i could...

i think he should be banned or something because hes a creep.

ahaha damn.

that just gives a bad rep to canada. lmfao.
but thats why i don't give out my msn anymore.
for kids like him.
lol

haha yeah im freaking the out seriously

like my hands are shaking cause im getting anxious

i dont know what to do...i wish there was mod who could just delete it...
haha

man this is so sketchy..

don't be anxious.
it was a shady shady SHADY ass thing for him to do.

and you know what ?
if people start *****ing on about that, i will put some of my history in there and just start bitc.hin at them. lmao.

Ok this one is very...very awkward.

Now I am a hairy guy, got most of my chest hair at age 13, no joke. Since then it sprouted like weeds.
At my old high school, the girls and boys locker room is right next to eachother, when PE comes we all had to change into our swimming trunks. Now theres...a door for some damn reason that enters to the girls locker room. Now mind you theres also a door 6 feet from it that enters a closet.
My PE teacher kindly asks me to grab some shorts for a few of my classmates and some volleyballs. Now this door to the girls locker is always locked....she didn't tell me what door to enter and I honestly didn't know one of them should have been locked til later, now...keep my hairyness in mind...I hated taking my shirt off but I only did it in the lockers, classmates got used to it like months before haha. Ok so I walk through that door staring at the floor cause she said they were on the floor, I was rushing since the whistle was already blown for everyone to get out there.

I walk into about 10 fellow 11th graders, which happen to still be there tidying up for the swimming pool for some reason. ALL of them see me and scream, I was shocked I didn't look towards them after a half a second glance, for fear of being called a perve and its not decent to do so...but after I ran, frantic and scared to death back into the boys locker...
I literally sat down and breathed heavily as I heared the girls from the other side yelling "OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE HOW HAIRY HE WAS!" and another girl was like "WAIT TIL EVERYONE ELSE HEARS!! THEYRE GONNA LOVE IT!" and another girl said "IT WAS KINDA CUTE!" I had to admit right there...that helped haha but I had to apologize to them, for scarring them for life. I threw up shortly afterwards...I had never been that embarressed and scared to death...more like traumatized. Surprised the girls didn't throw up.

Oh that and in 6th grade I got kicked in the nuts while being goalie at recess by the classes best soccer player. Another one....was also in sixth grade this isn't embarrassing really but in a sense it was because I am not that kinda person...at least not these days and times. But there was this kid...a bully if you will. Now unfortunately for him I watched Adam Sandlers "THE WATERBOY" everyday at least 3 times.
A sixth grader...watching that. Now I have a deceased brother and I used to take it really heavy when someone talked about him. My ol best friend told the guy "just leave him alone ok? Dont talk about his family like that, especially his dead brother" at first I was like "huh? why you tell him that" then the 'bully' said...."haha your brother is dead! I would be dead too if I were your brother, he's lucky. But he would have been as stupid as you" ....I got pissed and waterboyed him...no joke.
I broke 3 of his ribs.
I am not proud of it, at least I was back then but not as time went by.

those were the 3 epic moments of my school years. lol
hahahaahah i lol'd so much.

Alright well mine is simple really.

I woke up late and almost missed my bus to school I was in such a rush to catch the bus (well to be down the street before it came) I made it in time (about 2 mins) but I was talking to this girl that sat across from me in English class. But when the bell rung I walked up and started to talk to her more and then she just started laughing at me. I didn't know why so I said "whats so funny that your clowning me over?" She told me my fly was down and thats not the worst part, the bad part was button on the boxers was open too. So pretty much 1/3 of my **** was hanging out while I was talking to the head cheeleader at school.

Thankfully it was at the back of the class and noone else saw it, but I wonder if the girl that sat beside me saw it I mean if it was out then it could have been out the whole class time. The one time I wish it was cold in class so I could feel a breeze or a little more coldness then my arms.

You should be lucky it wasn't cold

....

don't be anxious.
it was a shady shady SHADY ass thing for him to do.

and you know what ?
if people start *****ing on about that, i will put some of my history in there and just start bitc.hin at them. lmao.

haha dude this is just ****ed flat out

i dont know what was going on through his mind but its low down creeeper status.

attention whore ?
lol.

he's a dumbass .
and a massive disgrace.

and a massive ****. lol.

^^ Did i miss somethin, babe?

yes you did, m'dear.

but don't worry about it.

attention whore ?
lol.

he's a dumbass .
and a massive disgrace.

and a massive ****. lol.


haha dude your pretty chill wasnt expecting you to be so laxx

haha but yeh youve helped me calm down a bit i just want this to all go away...

so i can log into skaterscafe without being paranoid haha

haha dude your pretty chill wasnt expecting you to be so laxx

haha but yeh youve helped me calm down a bit i just want this to all go away...

so i can log into skaterscafe without being paranoid haha

lmao
im not a massive ***** as i can come off as, if i do come off as one.

ahaha its ma jawb.:P

and im happy you can log into skaterscafe with out bein paranoid. because its just a waste of nerves over this. and you can make a transition out of this. i had this happen to me when i was in my depression, and i just got stronger.
so just make the best out of it, and stay positive and choker can go **** himself :)

lmao
im not a massive ***** as i can come off as, if i do come off as one.

ahaha its ma jawb.:P

and im happy you can log into skaterscafe with out bein paranoid. because its just a waste of nerves over this. and you can make a transition out of this. i had this happen to me when i was in my depression, and i just got stronger.
so just make the best out of it, and stay positive and choker can go **** himself :)

ahahah

yeah well fortunatley its just the net haha

my real life is totally awesome and there arent any stalkers i have to worry about...

its just soo laames how this had to happen its like dude settle your differences with me...that thread is just gonna make him look like a wierdo.

It's called a Private/Personal Message
You have conversations in it...

Embarassing story or GTFO :)



One time I walked out butt naked thinking I was alone, then saw my best friend ( who was a girl)....

ahahah

yeah well fortunatley its just the net haha

my real life is totally awesome and there arent any stalkers i have to worry about...

its just soo laames how this had to happen its like dude settle your differences with me...that thread is just gonna make him look like a wierdo.

its going to make him look like a fool.

and exactly, its the net, and maybe people won't believe him, ya never know. but alot of people will hate him (im in that area. lmao) for it.

and that is great how your life is awesome.

And its your life. not his. so he really doesn't need to broadcast it to the world as if its a disease.

to me, he's a fagbag who should just shut the f.uck up.

thats my theory :)
Merging doublepost
fine i have an embarrassing story.


At a club (it was u19) i went to the other night, i was dancing with this guy, and it was good, everythings fine, then this random creepcase decides to basically hump me, and DEFINITELY embarrassed both the guy i was dancing with and me, and ruined the moment.

dumb kid.

embrassing story, I like to mess around maybe bust a move (not like full on dance but just out of random pop a wave or a robot) anyways im waiting for my mom to finish work and when i go to reach for the door I feel the need to do a wave and just as I do one I tunr around and see some guys is watching me

this didnt happen to me, but I just need to tell it.

My friend told me something that happened to him the other day...

He was locked outside his house and had to wait for his mom to get home with the keys, but really needed to...#2, so, being the person he is, he decided to do it on his lawn (not the front but more to the side of the house) and right after he finishes he realizes there is some construction worker right there watching him. (apparently the guy was there to work on the house or something) so they both end up having to wait outside his house for his mom. He just had to sit there and hang out with some guy who just watched him take a dump on his own lawn...

ahahahahaha.


um I know i have some but I can't think of them so maybe later?

alright this was actually early this year, 11th grade drawing and painting class. there were 5 of us at this table all pretty good friends. then 2/3 way through the semester this super sketchy black girl (oh no racist durr durrduuhgf) but she fit the stereotype hardcore. Anyway she talked A LOT and would usually do these little insults at us and we tryed to be nice. one day she was going on about how alex is a really dumb sounding name.. blah blah blah. and she said something like "you look like your an alex" and I said "you look like your from africa" and like. the whole classroom went silent.

super epic build up and I knew I was just gonna get epicly owned(but I didnt). she stood just shout at me across the table "***** HOW YOU KNOW I AINT FROM CHINA!? NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE FROM AFRICA! HUH SNOWBALL!?" blah blah blah im gonna get my brother to kill you blah blah. anyway I tried so hard not to laugh. I really felt bad though and apologized to her a bunch. but man it was too funny.

We get a lot of "troubled" kids from minneapolis who get in fights and drugs, gangs, and she was one of them. Her name was Tiara to.. which I though was pretty funny

You should be lucky it wasn't cold

....

When grow up in Iowa whats a class room set to 65 to you? Thats like 83 to people in Cali.

you know what's ridiculous? i don't think i've ever had a moment in my life where i did something retarded and everyone laughed at me. wow.

i've done stupid things and just been embarrassed but no one saw, i never remember them.. the most embarrassing thing anyone ever saw was this chick saw me get racked doing a heelflip off a 4 foot tall thing. i bounced off the ground lol. wasn't embarrassing cuz she didn't laugh at me, she just asked if i was alright, and then we hung out for the day lol ^_^

one time i was drinking a yoohoo at lunch and pn of my friends made me laugh and i spit yoohoo all over him. not that embarising but yea.

in art we were making pots and i went for a paper towel and there was that slip stuff in front of it and the papertowels knocked the slip off the counter and i got covered in it and when it dried it looked like i jizzed all over myself...

i was skating to the bus and just riding and pusshing the board. then i go to push the board and i hear my wheel screech and then i lose my ballence and i try to recover but my front foot went back on the board and i went down but luckily only like 2 or 3 kids were watching

When I was really young I was into break dancing. I had the parachute pants, fingerless gloves, the works. I'd get out the cardboard sheet and work on my routine, which was mostly just doing backspins. I was never any good, but of course I thought I was the bomb. At one of my brother's basketball games, I decided to storm center court at half time and put on an impromptu break dancing show. It might not have been embarrassing at the time, but in retrospect...

Another time, at a Christmas family gathering, I decided to put on a break dancing show for my grandparents, parents, and siblings. I was deep into my routine, busting out all my moves, when I suddenly realized I had to fart. In a stroke of comic genius, I decided to incorporate this flatulence into my dance. So, I jumped up out of a backspin, clapped, and let loose a rather boisterous fart right on beat. My parents were, of course, mortified, but my brothers and my aunts and uncle were laughing themselves to tears. I feel a bit embarrassed just thinking about it.

oh i wish i could of seen that

A few years ago, when i was about 8, i was at my grandparents 50th anniversary at this very very VERY high end hotel. and so my grandma was saying a speech, and was saying that she was very greatful that everyone was there, and on and on, and was naming off everyone off, and missed my brother and i. so i decided to say "and Me and Cameron of course" in the middle of her speech. my god i wanted to die in a hole.

i was on a cruise talking to this really cute girl and some1 spilled soda on me and she walked away and every1 was laughing... yes this was a few days ago

the other day i was paying for a packed of chips from the 7/11 and wen i grab the coins from my pocket i dont realise theres a old used plaster/band aid i forgot to put in the bin, so i put it in his hand and he's just like.... wtf and im like omfg sorry, then came the long awkward silence

oh wow, i have plenty.

umm, last fall i was at a best buy, with my parents and sister and bro in law and nephew, and they all wandered off, so i went to look at cds. and i see the new the devil wears prada cd was out.
and my mom finally came back and found me, and i asked my mom if she could buy me that cd, she said okay.
then she asked me 'what is this? it looks evil!'
and im like 'mom, its TDWP, theyre a christian band'
my mom- 'are you sure? just a second..'
she walks down the isle a ways to the nearest employee, cd in hand she says; 'is this cd evil?'
and yes, that was her exact words, and i was just standing there helpless.
the employee just kinda smiles and looks at me. it was bad.

ill post more when i think of them

oh wow, i have plenty.

umm, last fall i was at a best buy, with my parents and sister and bro in law and nephew, and they all wandered off, so i went to look at cds. and i see the new the devil wears prada cd was out.
and my mom finally came back and found me, and i asked my mom if she could buy me that cd, she said okay.
then she asked me 'what is this? it looks evil!'
and im like 'mom, its TDWP, theyre a christian band'
my mom- 'are you sure? just a second..'
she walks down the isle a ways to the nearest employee, cd in hand she says; 'is this cd evil?'
and yes, that was her exact words, and i was just standing there helpless.
the employee just kinda smiles and looks at me. it was bad.

ill post more when i think of them
lol is this CD evil?

i filled my mouth but didnt swallow it cause i like it in my mouth.

i felt some coughs coming. I tried to hold it in (in fact i didnt bother to swallow but couldnt and when i coughed spat out into a girl's face

That's all I can remember

...need I say more?

Damn I just remember one, it was a birthday of some childhood friend.
So I walked up to her and touched her breasts and asked "whats that?" The funny part is that I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, HAHAHA I got so pwned man >.< Oh yea, I was like 8 or something like that.
edit: yes, she is older.
Man, now that I think about it, I used to be stupid as hell :/

i just remembered one

about three years ago i got really drunk and my dad had to come and pick me up and saw me really drunk and then at home my brother (who is 6 years younger) also saw me and was stoked haha

so that was pretty embarassing, but the worst part was next christmas when we were having christmas dinner with the whole family, and someone made a comment on getting drunk and my bro said "NAIMA GOT DRUNK. I'VE SEEN NAIMA DRUNK. NAIMA GOT VERY DRUNK" and then there was this really uncomfortable silence at our side of the table..

haha i could have killed my brother

i just remembered one

about three years ago i got really drunk and my dad had to come and pick me up and saw me really drunk and then at home my brother (who is 6 years younger) also saw me and was stoked haha

so that was pretty embarassing, but the worst part was next christmas when we were having christmas dinner with the whole family, and someone made a comment on getting drunk and my bro said "NAIMA GOT DRUNK. I'VE SEEN NAIMA DRUNK. NAIMA GOT VERY DRUNK" and then there was this really uncomfortable silence at our side of the table..

haha i could have killed my brother

is this your brother?

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Well I've got a pretty embarassing one i guess....well I was at my basically girlfriends house (the only reason I say basically is because we agreed to go out, but are waiting until she gets back from her trip to make it official i guess), and she ended up getting me a glass of water after our walk and when she came over and kissed me or whatever i just kind of jokingly spanked her (which i had never done before because she's so conservative) and right then her older and younger sisters both came in the door and saw the whole thing. What made it worse was that i had just met them days before. So that got kind of awkward...i was just kinda like 'oh hey.....how are you two doing?'

alright this was actually early this year, 11th grade drawing and painting class. there were 5 of us at this table all pretty good friends. then 2/3 way through the semester this super sketchy black girl (oh no racist durr durrduuhgf) but she fit the stereotype hardcore. Anyway she talked A LOT and would usually do these little insults at us and we tryed to be nice. one day she was going on about how alex is a really dumb sounding name.. blah blah blah. and she said something like "you look like your an alex" and I said "you look like your from africa" and like. the whole classroom went silent.

super epic build up and I knew I was just gonna get epicly owned(but I didnt). she stood just shout at me across the table "***** HOW YOU KNOW I AINT FROM CHINA!? NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE FROM AFRICA! HUH SNOWBALL!?" blah blah blah im gonna get my brother to kill you blah blah. anyway I tried so hard not to laugh. I really felt bad though and apologized to her a bunch. but man it was too funny.

We get a lot of "troubled" kids from minneapolis who get in fights and drugs, gangs, and she was one of them. Her name was Tiara to.. which I though was pretty funny

Haha. So true.

the other day i was paying for a packed of chips from the 7/11 and wen i grab the coins from my pocket i dont realise theres a old used plaster/band aid i forgot to put in the bin, so i put it in his hand and he's just like.... wtf and im like omfg sorry, then came the long awkward silence

I loled. I would +rep you but I have repped to many people today.

is this your brother?

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Funniest video ever. I love how his mom is laughing about butt rape. I too am out of Rep to give.

OK. So when I was like 17 or 18 I started dating this girl. She was a terrible kisser. She would just stick her tongue in my mouth and move it around in circles and that was all she did. But she wouldn't even stop to like take a breath or anything. Just tongue in mouth and circles...forever. So I got somewhat used to it and tried to take it in stride, cause I couldn't be all like "what the f*&% is up with the toungue thing?"

So this one time I ran into a real problem. I was on top of her, prolly dry humping or something, and I realised that with her tongue in my mouth constantly, I couldn't swallow. More and more drool was forming in my mouth and I couldn't do anything about it. Then it happened, I tried to pull my mouth away so I could swallow and a massive load of drool fell out and all down the side of her face.

Later I found out that she had told her friends that I was a bad kisser. So I had to set them straight. Luckily I had dated one of her friends who vouched for my kissing skills.

^hahahah

That is disgusting.

You should have just unloaded in her mouth. That would make you a badass.

^hahahah

That is disgusting.

You should have just unloaded in her mouth. That would make you a badass.

Ha ha. I saved that for later. JK. But it did go in her hair.

HAHAHAHAAHA.

Reminded me of one of my friends nutting in another girls hair.

HAHAHAHAAHA.

Reminded me of one of my friends nutting in another girls hair.

haha a friend of mine did that to a girl and she apparantely didn't take a shower the next morning and her hair was still stuck together in this one bit and it was all gross/ grimey looking. But he walked up to her and whispered in her ear that she had dried jizz in her hair and she was such a whore....she actually said 'oh...do you like that kind of thing?". needless to say, i lawled

AAHAHAHAHAHA

So funny.

"You like that kinda thing"

Haha.

haha a friend of mine did that to a girl and she apparantely didn't take a shower the next morning and her hair was still stuck together in this one bit and it was all gross/ grimey looking. But he walked up to her and whispered in her ear that she had dried jizz in her hair and she was such a whore....she actually said 'oh...do you like that kind of thing?". needless to say, i lawled

Hahahahhahha.... Sweet. I love freaky chicks.

AAHAHAHAHAHA

So funny.

"You like that kinda thing"

Haha.

haha it was so funny man...and her facial expression made it even better because she like licked the edge of her lip and then bit her lower lip. It's wierd because she's so cute of a girl (the kind that looks like the really innocent type), but she's such a freak. She got a teacher fired because she gave him a bj, but she didn't get expelled because the school administration made it seem like she was a victim. But everyone really knows how she is haha

smuuuuuuuuut.

Lol. Im sorta trying to get with this one girl. And she looks kinda dirty but acts totally innocent so i dont know what the hell to expect.

She got a teacher fired because she gave him a bj.

Vid/Pics or gtfo. lol nah jk man that was funny as hell

my sister walked in on me jerkin off once, but the retard didnt even notice, I even had time to change the chanell she is so stupid

i had to pee really bad at the movies because i had a large drink (this cup was bigger than my head) and a refil and when i went to the bathroom my pee was so high pressure it splattered all over my pants

i had to pee really bad at the movies because i had a large drink (this cup was bigger than my head) and a refil and when i went to the bathroom my pee was so high pressure it splattered all over my pants

HAHAHA LOL

one time i was in detention after school and i really wanted to get out and just leave so i tried fakig sick but they didnt let me. so then i just pissed my pants and they let me out!

haha
i was at a store once an i threw up all over a clothes rack.

Vid/Pics or gtfo. lol nah jk man that was funny as hell

lol dude if there were pictures or some sort of article or something i would link it, but the only article that used to have it was deleted from the local news site. But dude it was so funny, haha she like wasn't embarassed in the least

...need I say more?

dammit stop messing with my post {po)

my sister walked in on me jerkin off once, but the retard didnt even notice, I even had time to change the chanell she is so stupid

Haha. That reminds me of my friend, but i think its different. She walks in and it goes something like this.

*sister just barges on in, doesnt knock or anything

Sis:What are you doing?
Bro:Beating off, gtfo
Sis:Oh.....(stands there and looks at his ****)
Bro:......GTFO!
Sis:Um...You have to do dishes...
Bro:K...Gtfo.
Sis:....
Bro:GOD DAMMIT GTFO!
Sis:k.

Kinda weird if you ask me.

my sister walked in on me jerkin off once, but the retard didnt even notice, I even had time to change the chanell she is so stupid
She's probably trying to pretend to not notice so it wouldn't be awkward between you two, you twit.

Haha. That reminds me of my friend, but i think its different. She walks in and it goes something like this.

*sister just barges on in, doesnt knock or anything

Sis:What are you doing?
Bro:Beating off, gtfo
Sis:Oh.....(stands there and looks at his ****)
Bro:......GTFO!
Sis:Um...You have to do dishes...
Bro:K...Gtfo.
Sis:....
Bro:GOD DAMMIT GTFO!
Sis:k.

Kinda weird if you ask me.
sounds like something my siter would do
She's probably trying to pretend to not notice so it wouldn't be awkward between you two, you twit.

I thought that at first, still worry about that sometimes :o

Ok so how about:

1) In 7th grade our *Team* (which is your set group of teachers) decided that no one should be allowed to go to the bathroom because people would leave and not come back. So for about two weeks everyone was complaining and stuff but the teachers wouldnt let anyone go. So one day I really had to pee... I mean I really had to pee... I asked the teacher could I go she was all "LALALA you know you cant LALALA" and i was like actually I can and then I stood up and peed on myself. It was embaressing but no one really cared because the teachers went back to letting us go to the bathroom.

2)One time my friends snuck me into some bar for people 18+. Well that night they were having some best dressed lady contest. All my friends thought it would be hilarious if one of the guys dressed like a lady and entered but no one wanted to do it. We ended up voting and of course I got choose. I took one of my lady friends clothes and made some fake boobs out of toilet paper. Long story short we were all kicked out. My mom was called. And it was NOT fun to explain to my parents.

3) I didnt want to say this one but deffinitley the time I farted when a girl was giving me a bj.

3) I didnt want to say this one but deffinitley the time I farted when a girl was giving me a bj.
I call :icon_bs:

actually I can and then I stood up and peed on myself. It was embaressing but no one really cared


nuh uh.

I call :icon_bs:

this kid just doesnt stop
hes so full of crap

this kid just doesnt stop
hes so full of crap
Why the hell does he have to keep lying? He's gonna have to come clean again I guess...

Why the hell does he have to keep lying? He's gonna have to come clean again I guess...

some people are just like that
i know people like that, he just lies and lies, on tottaly stupid things that no one cares about but they just keep lying