View Full Version : My Grammar Guide


LukEASY
07-05-2008, 05:22 PM
There are many mistakes people make in their posts which bother me. I'm making this guide for those who care to not sound totally stupid in their posts. If you don't care, then don't read or post, it's as simple as that. So don't come into this thread and make comments like "ITS THE FKN INTERNET". I tried to make this guide as best as I could, and I know I left a lot of things out. I attempted to cover most of the common mistakes that I see, and I hope I did a good enough job to help people. If someone could sticky this, that'd be cute. :]


Of / Have: I would have done that if I had the opportunity / Of what colour is your house?

The place where people get mixed up is when "have" is contracted into "'ve"; as in "should've", "could've", and "would've". "Have" functions as an auxiliary verb, "of" is not a verb and can't be used in place of "have".


It's / Its: It's a dog, can't you see that? / Its features include feathers and wings; it's obviously a bird.

Its is the possessive form of "it", just like "his" is the possessive form is "he". "It's" is a contraction of "it is".

Semi Colon ";" : I am alone; my wife left me.

The semi colon is only used to express a clause that is related to the first, but seperate.

Whose / Who's: Whose dog is this? / Who's that? I can't tell from here.

"Whose" is the possessive form of "who", whereas "who's" is a contraction of "who is".


Your / You're: You're a good person. / Your shoe is untied.

"You're" is a contraction of "you are" whilst "your" is the possessive form of "you".


Than / Then: I had some coffee and then a bagel. / Red is better than blue.

"Than" is a grammatical participle and preposition used to compare two things. "Then" is an adverb or noun, indicating the time in which a series of events took place


There / They're / Their: The store is over there. / They're good people. / They've lost their minds.

"There" indicates a place, "they're" is a contraction of "they are", and "their" is the possessive form of "they".


Accept / Except: I accept your apology. / All except for the chief were present.

"To accept" is to agree, take in, or receive. "Except" is a preposition which means "apart from", but is also rarely used as a verb, meaning "leave out".


Affect / Effect: The rain affects my sight. / The bomb effects the wall's collapse.

"To affect" is to influence, an "effect" is a result of something.


Aloud / Allowed: He said his name aloud. / You are not allowed to state your name.

"Aloud" means "out loud" and is seldom used. "Allowed", however, means "given permission" and is used often.


Ironic / Sarcastic: It's ironic that you would say a chocolate teapot is useful. / His tone was so overcome with sarcasm that he hurt the child's feelings.

Irony is defined as using words to convey something other than, and especially the opposite of, their literal meanings.


Lay / Lie: I lay the napkin on the table. / I lie in bed.

"To lay" is a transitive verb, which means it must take a direct object. "To lie" is an intransitive verb, which means it cannot take a direct object and it means "to recline". If you're unsure which you should use, replace it with "recline" and see if it would make sense.

The major reason people get confused about these verbs are their conjugations:

To lay: I lay / I laid / I have laid / I am laying.
To lie: I lie / I lay / I have lain / I am lying.

Misspellings:

Congrads / Congradulations: This should be "congrats" / "congratulations".

Alot: "A" and "lot" are two separate words.

Seperate: Should be "separate", with an /a/ after the /p/.

Definately / Definatly etc: Should be "definitely".

Noticable: Should be "noticeable", with an /e/. Otherwise it'd be pronounced "no-ti-ka-bl".

Rediculous: Should be "ridiculous", with an /i/ instead of an /e/ as the second letter.

Additude: Should be "attitude", with two /t/s instead of two /d/s.

Phrases / Expressions

I could care less: This should be "I couldn't care less".

Past Participles

For some reason I keep seeing people mess up simple past participles, saying things like "I had ate", which should be, "I had eaten". There's really no way I can help you with this, but you should probably get to learning these past participles. It's not "I've ran", it's "I've run".

"Ran", in the example above, is the preterite. When you use a verb in conjunction with an auxiliary verb, you use the past participle instead of the preterite, which in this case, would be "run" forming: "I've run".

xXSkater14Xx
07-05-2008, 05:27 PM
Good guide. I've always been confused on, "I could care less".

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 05:39 PM
Good guide. I've always been confused on, "I could care less".
Thanks. And it's actually common sense if you think about it. Hopefully this helps a lot of people out.

Berishman
07-05-2008, 05:46 PM
The bomb effects the wall's collapse.

That one should actually be: "The bomb affects the wall's collapse" (The way you had it written)

To illustrate the point you were making though, you may want to try something more like:
"The night air had a profound effect on me"
or
"The effect of the storm was devastating"

Something of that nature.

Overall, A+

+rep

RIP_BOB_GNARLY
07-05-2008, 05:48 PM
I could care less about what way is the right way. I type it how ever I won't. But, that sure is alot to remember.

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 05:55 PM
I could care less about what way is the right way. I type it how ever I won't. But, that sure is alot to remember.
That really wasn't necessary or humerous in any way.

And thanks Berishman, but I can't really change it now lol. And ****, there's another I should've covered,

Anyway/Any way.

And the "I'll type it how ever I won't" was just dumb, because won't and want have no correlation.

Berishman
07-05-2008, 06:09 PM
^I'm sure a mod can kindly edit it for you.

;)

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 06:28 PM
Yeah why not? :]

lol, and maybe they could STICKY IT while they're at it.

razz
07-05-2008, 06:34 PM
This should be sticked and required before registration, I loved the "I couldn't care less" part, I always messed that up and never really paid attention to it :)

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 06:43 PM
lol^

Not many people are going to even acknowledge the fact that it's there, but the registration thing sounds good. There's a vB Mod you can install that sends a Forum Instant Message to each user upon registering, and you could easily put a link to the thread in there, along with links to all of the other helpful, new user threads.

And Kylesullan negged me for this thread, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

razz
07-05-2008, 06:48 PM
^ I wonder what he negged you for, I can just imagine:

Kylesullan:"grrr, I could care less about grammer; who do you think you're are? Who's busnest is it of you'res? cun't you just except the way we;spell? Rediculous!"

Berishman
07-05-2008, 06:50 PM
And Kylesullan negged me for this thread, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Get an admin to remove it. That's entirely unnecessary.

^ I wonder what he negged you for, I can just imagine:

Kylesullan:"grrr, I could care less about grammer; who do you think you're are? Who's busnest is it of you'res? cun't you just except the way we;spell? Rediculous!"

bahahhaha

OMG.

rep monstaaa

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 06:54 PM
lmao, never mind my bad, he negged me for telling ForumSkater not to post "Cool." or "Nice." after every reply he gets in one of his threads, because THAT is entirely unnecessary.

and lol razz. Berish are you a OT Mod?

Berishman
07-05-2008, 07:01 PM
lmao, never mind my bad, he negged me for telling ForumSkater not to post "Cool." or "Nice." after every reply he gets in one of his threads, because THAT is entirely unnecessary.

and lol razz. Berish are you a OT Mod?

Haha alright/all right. That's still unnecessary though.
:p




and... haha, nope, I'm not.
:)

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 07:17 PM
Yeah lol, but I don't care enough to have it removed lol.

And Berishman hit me up after on AIM, LukEASYY. I'll be on after.

I wanna get a few more rules/common mistakes and have a mod edit them in. I need more common phrase mistakes as well. I won't be on till later, I'm leaving now to go somewhere. I'll be on around 10:30 or 11 CST.

GoSkate
07-05-2008, 07:38 PM
cool man, this thread deserves to be stickied :p + rep yo

Berishman
07-05-2008, 07:40 PM
I too, vote for sticky

aronsamma
07-05-2008, 08:03 PM
In my experience, about 95% of people don't know the difference between "its" and "it's." I see it wrong in professional publications all the time.

Berishman
07-05-2008, 08:06 PM
^ I concur.

arto-geoff
07-05-2008, 08:07 PM
alot of free time there. i dont use proper grammar but i think if the post is understandable then who cares.

Paul J
07-05-2008, 08:30 PM
alot of free time there. i dont use proper grammar but i think if the post is understandable then who cares.

WTF PADDY.

A LOT*

I don't love you anymore, I can't understand your post now because of that error.










:) just messing bro.

AJ
07-05-2008, 08:33 PM
^^^ i agree. (w/ arto)

i know how to spell words and when to use em.

but in all honesty, who cares? if you can read the post and understand it then theres no problem.

an example is that i use the word "your" instead of "you're" alot of the time. its just i don't feel like taking the time to make sure everything in my posts are correct.

Naive
07-05-2008, 08:43 PM
i think some mistakes are good to know, but others arent so important for example saying its instead of it's, thats just because its too much effort (we're all so lazy) to type in the apostrophe and you can understand the post perfectly well anyway

however for spelling mistakes its not that difficult to use the corrector, firefox has got one and you just press the button and it gives you the correct spelling and all

Volcomsk8
07-05-2008, 09:09 PM
Are you going to give us homework?

fallenNJzero
07-05-2008, 10:08 PM
Haha. My teacher did the first one. The "have being related to of" one. I laughed because she was a horrible teacher and hypocrite, spelling rifle "riffle" and grammar "grammer".

Shorty's_Kid
07-05-2008, 11:45 PM
^^^ i agree. (w/ arto)

i know how to spell words and when to use em.

but in all honesty, who cares? if you can read the post and understand it then theres no problem.

an example is that i use the word "your" instead of "you're" alot of the time. its just i don't feel like taking the time to make sure everything in my posts are correct.
Some people get bothered by incorrect grammar, including myself. (Although I make some mistakes too).

I've grown to just ignore it now, but it still gets pretty annoying the way some kids type on here.

Berishman
07-05-2008, 11:50 PM
some People Get Bothered By Incorrect Grammar, Including Myself. (although I Make Some Mistakes Too).

I've Grown To Just Ignore It Now, But It Still Gets Pretty Annoying The Way Some Kids Type On Here.

Wat!
Az Lung Az Yu Kan Untersdand Wut Dey R Sayin Dats All Dat Matterz.

LukEASY
07-05-2008, 11:53 PM
Once again, if you don't care, then sweet. I made it for the people who DO care. And arto, not really. The guide took me about a total of a half hour, and I was talking to people on AIM/Myspace as well, so it wasn't that serious.

-Wings-
07-06-2008, 12:02 AM
I sersly could gve a crp abot ma grammma........../omg.


Grmer is not important on forumssssssssssssssssssssssss....>>

I can type normal just I dont care about these.

Dont .... Don't

I seriously dont care if its 100% correct. For the most part my writing is right.

ForumSkater
07-06-2008, 12:15 AM
lmao, never mind my bad, he negged me for telling ForumSkater not to post "Cool." or "Nice." after every reply he gets in one of his threads, because THAT is entirely unnecessary.

and lol razz. Berish are you a OT Mod?


Wow. I guess I DO have fans. I feel special now.

LukEASY
07-06-2008, 12:27 AM
Wow. I guess I DO have fans. I feel special now.
You shouldn't, he negged me for being an *******, not picking on you.

Elemental106
07-06-2008, 12:37 AM
I hate how the i and o are right next to each other on the keyboard. This is because I've encountered an incident in which I was attempting to say "I like that white thing" and ended up saying "I like that white thong."

haha oh my god.

LukEASY
07-06-2008, 12:39 AM
I hate how the i and o are right next to each other on the keyboard. This is because I've encountered an incident in which I was attempting to say "I like that white thing" and ended up saying "I like that white thong."

haha oh my god.
Live above the influence. ;]

arto-geoff
07-06-2008, 06:10 AM
Wat!
Az Lung Az Yu Kan Untersdand Wut Dey R Sayin Dats All Dat Matterz.

funny how the 3 people who agreed with my point don't type like that, and id say in total there are about 4 members active on the whole site who do. wind yer neck in son.

FlatlandBran
07-06-2008, 08:35 AM
I hate how the i and o are right next to each other on the keyboard. This is because I've encountered an incident in which I was attempting to say "I like that white thing" and ended up saying "I like that white thong."

haha oh my god.

LMFO Gloria. I've done the same thong many times.

Anyways, I don't want to sound like a hater, but I'm pretty sure I've honestly read that exact guide with all the exact same examples before. If you did write it yourself, than sure, that's a really good job well done, but like I said, I'm pretty sure I've read it elsewhere.

But hey, props to you for posting it anyways :)

Baller
07-06-2008, 10:52 AM
WAYYYY too much free time if you guys are going on aim to work on your grammar guide. It's the summer go outside and have fun.