WEEZING
how can one thing suck so much?

heres a Weezing to all you bros who aren't up to date with your cool.

http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/110.jpg

First off your name is Weezing. also a verb meaning to breathe like a lame-o. the ladies don't like that. You know how long a weezing lasts in bed? 0 seconds.

Secondly, Weezing does actually weez when ever he "talks". You know why? Because he can't breath. You know why he can't breathe? Because he's made of pollution.

Anybody know what Weezing evolved from? Koffing, wow that kind of sounds like coughing.. doesn't it? Weezing sucks more than Koffing because he's both of them. He not only went through the more inferior stage of toxic waste, but now he's even more toxic waste with twice as many retarded abilities

You know what abilities Weezing has?
Smoke screen.

Oh.. sure theres more abilites, but honestly smoke screen is the only one that matters. Maybe if he runs into something really hard it may hurt but his name Weezing so nobody cares about that.

http://www.serebii.net/anime/pokemon/109.gif
Really Koffing? Have some dignity.

So congratulations Weezing, heres how much you suck.

qWX4Bh2HAkE

Weezing weez weez.

Man this brings back memories, I used to love this show more than life about 5 years ago lol. This, and that show about some card game.

Omg.. i watched the full 7.45 ^^ Tyranitar ftw :p

things could be worse

http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/809/809868/Pokeball_Goldeen_1188226404.jpg

Hyper beam ****s your **** up yo'

Team Rocket needs to earn some more respect,they just fail at EVERTHING. honest how can you go through out your life know you have accomplish absolutly nothing all while feel to add the most retarded qoute on earth to your own failure. They're literally embarrising themselves while failing for everday for the past 10 years.(is that how long it's been?)

but yes fcgb is right you a goldfish who evoles in to seaking, which means in a school of those fish you shall be a seaking's seamen.

now how do you feel about yourself?

Just be glad he didn't encounter a SEA KING


http://i26.tinypic.com/28k11tj.gif

Those cacoon things are worse
All they do is sharpen

Those cacoon things are worse
All they do is sharpen

OMG

OMG

OMG


Metapod:
http://www.kidslearnfromplay.com/wordmatch/zhiying/pokemon/Metapod2.png

Kakuna:
http://www.kidslearnfromplay.com/wordmatch/zhiying/pokemon/Kakuna.png


And the trick is called HARDEN ;)

Wasn't there a Metapod showdown.

Lmao, pokemon is full of epic fails, that eventually turn into epic wins.

Team rocket, metapod showdown, jiggly puff's singing and drawing on faces, charizard getting stuck, and all the pokemons helping them, mew and mewtwo (wow, they're original).

Wasn't there a Metapod showdown.

Lmao, pokemon is full of epic fails, that eventually turn into epic wins.

Team rocket, metapod showdown, jiggly puff's singing and drawing on faces, charizard getting stuck, and all the pokemons helping them, mew and mewtwo (wow, they're original).

I'm just waiting for the writers and drawer's and editers to get wasted and make jigglypuff draw a bunch of dicks all over everyones faces

Those cacoon things are worse
All they do is sharpen

yeah but they also evolve into gnarly stuff after a couple levels.

and goldeen fcgb? goldeen can like headbutt you and stuff. Weezing is much more of a epic fail.

ah dude i remeber loving this show. i had like every game. my goal in life was to be become a pokemon master lol

Magikarp is pretty low on the fail-scale. ****, it bounces! RUN! But it evolves into Gyarados, so it's bumped up above Weezing.

I wouldn't feel bad for Weezing if he didn't have a conjoined, semi-retarded brother connected to him. And then some ball thing which I can only assume is his wiener. He probably doesn't get any action. -_____-

Who the hell came up with this pokemon.

http://pokemon.marriland.com/pokedex.php?id=183

Good times, good times lol.

weezing is one of those pokemon you catch because it looks sort of cool but you dont really use it. i was playin pokemon gold i think the other day for some weird reason and i spent ages catchy spinarak r somethin, the spider fella, cause i thought it would be amazing. it was awful i was let down.

Who the hell came up with this pokemon.

http://pokemon.marriland.com/pokedex.php?id=183

that's an embaressment to society in general.

serious that looks like a bean with a face.

WTF.

weezing is one of those pokemon you catch because it looks sort of cool but you dont really use it. i was playin pokemon gold i think the other day for some weird reason and i spent ages catchy spinarak r somethin, the spider fella, cause i thought it would be amazing. it was awful i was let down.

hahahaha I did that once, it looks awesome but it's well crap, poison pokemon suck to be fair, and bug.

My first edition base set weezing would disagree.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2np1mr.jpg

mudkip
EPIC WIN!

yeah but they also evolve into gnarly stuff after a couple levels.

and goldeen fcgb? goldeen can like headbutt you and stuff. Weezing is much more of a epic fail.


You have never played Super Smash Bros for n64 then.
You throw a pokeball, and if a Goldeen comes out, everybody around you laughs at you and you're like aw ****, a goldeen? c'mon. A weezing would be better than this ****. I want my pokemoney back.

yeah but they also evolve into gnarly stuff after a couple levels.

and goldeen fcgb? goldeen can like headbutt you and stuff. Weezing is much more of a epic fail.


You have never played Super Smash Bros for n64 then.
You throw a pokeball, and if a Goldeen comes out, everybody around you laughs at you and you're like aw ****, a goldeen? c'mon. A weezing would be better than this ****. I want my pokemoney back.

That's because she was out of water. what does a fish do out of water?

Misty had a goldeen, it swam her everywhere and killed a bunch of crap.

don't forget about Shaymin.. the first legedanry grass pokemon..

http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/492-3.png


He's pretty big too!
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/sizecomp/492.png



Pokedex:
'It lives in flower patches and avoids detection by curling up to look like a flowering plant.'
'It can dissolve toxins in the air to instantly transform ruined land into a lush field of flowers.'

is he gay? sounds like a homo

So he's basically a fertilizer?

Haha J-ros that pokemon sucks, I havn't got to playing pearl or anything, the newest one I have is sapphire and I can't remember buying it.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2np1mr.jpg

mudkip
EPIC WIN!

yes! I just started playing sapphire again after like 3 years and I have a swampert Lv 46 and I've only got 3 badges lmao

don't forget about Shaymin.. the first legedanry grass pokemon..

http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/492-3.png


He's pretty big too!
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/sizecomp/492.png



Pokedex:
'It lives in flower patches and avoids detection by curling up to look like a flowering plant.'
'It can dissolve toxins in the air to instantly transform ruined land into a lush field of flowers.'

soooo he's a tree hugging fag(not saying all tree huggers are fags) with camoflage?

Sort of.. crappiest pokemon to be.. :p

Oh! weedle is also a lame one.

Oh! weedle is also a lame one.

I already explained how weezing is worse than weedle

More lame looking pokemon:



Drowzee
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/096-3.png


Bibarel
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/400-3.png


Budew
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/406-3.png


Combee
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/415-3.png


Shelgon
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/372-3.png


Gorebyss
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/368-3.png



I think they look terrible

it looks like they were trying to make all of them look cute but somehow failed

yeah drowzee sucks a lot too, but hes psychic and can **** people up. so hes less fail than weezing.

yeah drowzee sucks a lot too, but hes psychic and can **** people up. so hes less fail than weezing.

Weezing can smokescreen, and epic win :p Drowzee was psychic.. but only had like 2 phychic attacks.. the rest was Headbutt, tacke and stuff.. :(

I already explained how weezing is worse than weedle

nah you explained the cacoon one but seeing as it forms to the cacoon one it makes it extreme fail.but whatever i can see how you were thinking that.

and yes all those are horrible looking.

More lame looking pokemon:



Drowzee
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/096-3.png


Bibarel
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/400-3.png


Budew
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/406-3.png


Combee
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/415-3.png


Shelgon
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/372-3.png


Gorebyss
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/dp/front-n/368-3.png



I think they look terrible

Don't be rippin on Shelgon, he's hardcore, he'll f*ck you up.

if you guys haven't all ready, me and and my friends had quite a bit of fun printing out pictures of the first 150 pokemon and decided which ones remnded us most of our teachers.

You think it would be embarrassing to be a wheezing?? that's nothing, think about if you were a magikarp! all they can do is splash :(

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6578/user16141magikarprv0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

i wanna be weezy...not so much weezing

Well pokemon did something right

They had that blue spiky ball that looks hardcore.
Forgot the name, haven't played in a longgg time. And I never saw these new fangled pokemon

wow. i definitely just watched that whole thing. i used to love pokemon. i still have a bunch of the original cards. i bet they could sell for quite alot nowadays.