Pastafarians aren't so defensive and sometimes pushy about Pastafarianism just because they want everybody to think the way they do. It's because they have seen the love and grace of the FSM in their life and they want non believers to experience the same love and grace they have experienced. You want to see some evidence of the FSM then ask a Pastafarian about what the FSM has done for them.

Here is some more evidence:

You can feel the FSM if you just touch The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster since that is his word. And if thats not enough, accept him into your heart and experience his grace....it's like nothing else you can feel.

You can hear the FSM if you read The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and listen and pray for guidance.

You can see the FSM when you see a prayer answered in yours or a friends life.

Some more proof is that I wouldn't have wasted time typing this if I didn't believe wholeheartedly what I am saying.

Dang, you've got quite a bit of logical, scientific truth there. Surely the FSM is real.
You can ask God for anything, but in order to receive, you must listen to Him, as He listens to you.

You want evidence that FSM exists? The universe, and all that there is. It is common logic to know that such creations as planets, moons, suns, and galaxies are too complex to be created without a Creator.

I, too, have questioned the existence of FSM, but there IS evidence. It is impossible to know the power of the FSM, just as it is impossible to know the scale of the universe. In the end, your faith is all that matters, as we will only know the true existence of the FSM when we have passed through our final hour.

If you have any more questions that you think I could help with, feel free to ask. There is tons of material on this subject available and lots is worth a read, from both sides of the argument as well. One who is religiously sound questions their faith

Nevermind.

well think it this way, theres just as likely a chance of the FSM as there is God and Jesus

^and to be honest, I believe we have more proof.

:)

I may convert...

im sorry to ask, when you guys talk it seems you are joking, but are you?

are you 100% serious of what you talk about? or are you joking around? lol

im sorry to ask, when you guys talk it seems you are joking, but are you?

are you 100% serious of what you talk about? or are you joking around? lol

I find that highly offensive that you think of my religion as joke especially when I am only out to help you and other lost souls who have been misguided away from the FSM. I didn't see you typing this in this thread did I?
http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=69498
Especially when we have more proof then they do, I can even begin to express how offended I am. {po)

I mean in no way to offend you but are you say that once a big ball of pasta roamed the earth?

honestly Im seriously curious

Great! So one question. As a Pastafarian, when you do evil, vile, or bad things do you feel convicted? Does this pasta compel you to speak his gospel to all who will listen *NOT* just online?

Zing. Good game, you all already know who's in charge of the skies, the earth, and the one giving you every breath of air you take in. You only deny the truth, and are willfully ignorant simply because you cannot fathom living under authority, and leaving your sinful lifestyles (whatever they may be) behind.

Have a great day, and praise the Lord for it. Amen.

Great! So one question. As a Pastafarian, when you do evil, vile, or bad things do you feel convicted? Does this pasta compel you to speak his gospel to all who will listen *NOT* just online?

Zing. Good game, you all already know who's in charge of the skies, the earth, and the one giving you every breath of air you take in. You only deny the truth, and are willfully ignorant simply because you cannot fathom living under authority, and leaving your sinful lifestyles (whatever they may be) behind.

Have a great day, and praise the Lord for it. Amen.

I have preached the gospel of the FSM in real life, as have many others.

Zing. Good game, you all already know who's in charge of the skies, the earth, and the one giving you every breath of air you take in. You only deny the truth, and are willfully ignorant simply because you cannot fathom living under authority, and leaving your sinful lifestyles (whatever they may be) behind.

Have a great day, and praise the FSM for it. R'Amen.

Dang, you've got quite a bit of logical, scientific truth there. Surely the FSM is real.
You can ask God for anything, but in order to receive, you must listen to Him, as He listens to you.

You want evidence that FSM exists? The universe, and all that there is. It is common logic to know that such creations as planets, moons, suns, and galaxies are too complex to be created without a Creator.

I, too, have questioned the existence of FSM, but there IS evidence. It is impossible to know the power of the FSM, just as it is impossible to know the scale of the universe. In the end, your faith is all that matters, as we will only know the true existence of the FSM when we have passed through our final hour.

If you have any more questions that you think I could help with, feel free to ask. There is tons of material on this subject available and lots is worth a read, from both sides of the argument as well. One who is religiously sound questions their faith

Well...what is your evidence....i'm sorry if people aren't taking you serious but I have never heard of this before.

We can just feel him.

Plus, there are many sightings, and testimonies of his existence. They're SOOO abundant, just google FSM or pastafarianism, and the truth shall await you.

:)

I have preached the gospel of the FSM in real life, as have many others.

Have a great day, and praise the FSM for it. R'Amen.

glad you feel so strong about your religion but please don't push you religion on me I'm fine with what I believe in.(intelligent design)

^but There Is None More Intelligent Than The Carbohydrate-rich Fsm!!!!

We can just feel him.

Plus, there are many sightings, and testimonies of his existence. They're SOOO abundant, just google FSM or pastafarianism, and the truth shall await you.

:)

Or you can just open the Bible and see what truth awaits you about Jesus...

Or you can just open the Bible and see what truth awaits you about Jesus...

Nope those are lies created to lead you away from the FSM.

My favorite movie is, and has always been POTC3, therefore, I am concluding that it is my destiny to become a Pastafarian.

Or you can just open the Bible and see what truth awaits you about Jesus...

Here, buy a copy of the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and see what truth awaits you about the FSM...

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Gospel-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/Bobby-Henderson/e/9780812976564

Nope those are lies created to lead you away from the FSM.

I'm really not trying to start agruements but ow do you know that the pastafarian bible isn't full of lies woven together to make it seem real?

and really please stop berishman as much as i respect you, I really am comforetable with my religion at the moment so unless you want to mail me a copy of your bible(im dirt broke) and let get a chance to read through it thoughtfully I am willing to stick with what I believe.

respect to all regions.:)

I find that highly offensive that you think of my religion as joke especially when I am only out to help you and other lost souls who have been misguided away from the FSM. I didn't see you typing this in this thread did I?
http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=69498
Especially when we have more proof then they do, I can even begin to express how offended I am. {po)

okay bro...first things first

im sorry if i offended you in your religon, its just the internet, and i thought it was sarcasm, i never really heard of it:icon_bunc

number 2, im misguided?

lol i dont worship Jesus

im Hindu, and Hinduism is alot of thoughts and ideas, like non-violence, not necicerly gods hahha

whatever religon you are its all cool

again, im sorry if i offended you, and your pastafarien religon:)

FSM's not real.

You only deny the truth, and are willfully ignorant simply because you cannot fathom living under authority, and leaving your sinful lifestyles (whatever they may be) behind.

wow..

so I was just wondering, and this is a serious question, if I ate a plate of spaghetti would it be considered blasfemy? (I have no idea how to spell that lol)

I HAVE PROOF!!!! I HAVE PROOF!!! I was able to meet the great FSM and learn an abundance of knowledge! A friend of mine was even able to photograph this momentous occasion! I share with you my story to teach all you unbelievers! {rf)

WARNING: these are real photographic images below, what you are about to see may disturb you, but it is 100% real, and you should take this chance to learn the truth.

I was eating spaghetti wondering whether the FSM existed or not. :confused:
http://i31.tinypic.com/206h4ht.jpg


Then he came bellowing out of the skies! The clouds were very happy. :icon_bigg
http://i25.tinypic.com/orjs5l.jpg


Suddenly he picked me up! ME! Of all people! And proceeded to devour my legs. :icon_peac
http://i30.tinypic.com/2zrqlmx.jpg


Then he left after putting me back down with my new found knowledge of the FSM. I was so happy I cried. :icon_tear
http://i28.tinypic.com/35ls20y.jpg


I hope you all realize now the error of your ways! {sp)

Haha ^ He ate your legs. I love it.

WOW, Looked up your Religion. Wonderful site. I will take my chances with God, I think he is a cool deity. Hopefully I'll get to talk with him, when it is my turn.Though I did 33like the idea that pirates were misunderstood, for I am a pirate born 200 years to late. Good Luck with the FSM, he too looks like a nice person .Peace be with you...

^Peace be with you as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41k-IJxPENc
41k-IJxPENc

FSM's not real.

Yes he is, you're just a sinner because you don't believe him.

Oh, more proof. More people posted in this thread than the one minicoop made about Christianity so therefore we must be right.

Here, buy a copy of the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and see what truth awaits you about the FSM...

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Gospel-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/Bobby-Henderson/e/9780812976564

Berishman you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe spaghetti made the world instead of an actual being in which we model.

Plus why would i worship a monster? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?

Berishman you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe spaghetti made the world instead of an actual being in which we model.

Plus why would i worship a monster? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?

minicoop you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe an invisible space-fairy living in the sky made the world instead of an actual being in which we eat.

Plus why would i worship an invisible space-fairy? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?

^Peace be with you as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41k-IJxPENc
41k-IJxPENc

This person is clearly making fun of what you believe in. Do you not hear the laughing in the background?

This person is clearly making fun of what you believe in. Do you not hear the laughing in the background?

He was laughing because he was touching himself with his hook.

minicoop you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe an invisible space-fairy living in the sky made the world instead of an actual being in which we eat.

Plus why would i worship an invisible space-fairy? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?

You need to think of your own lines...seriously. Look in a world history book. He's even in their. God isn't an invisible space-fairy. I didn't know a space-fairy was in my heart. I've seen pictures of the FSM and you tell me that isn't a space-fairy...well then what is?

Berishman you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe spaghetti made the world instead of an actual being in which we model.

Plus why would i worship a monster? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?
Someone already posted it in this thread, though it may seem illogical, logical does not always mean correct. Just because you were raised to believe that "monsters" such as the FSM weren't real doesn't mean they aren't. Actually now that I think about it people are very contradictory, because don't parents always tell their children not to believe in imaginary creatures, yet they bring them to church on Sundays? Haha, wow.

But really minicoop I don't understand why you keep posting in here to argue with Alex, there's really no point. If you're bent on being a Christian, then sweet I'm happy for you, but why you're trying to tell Berishman that his religion is fake is beyond me, because A. It's not going to happen, and B. You're just wasting your time. Good day though.

Personally I would rather be touched by the hand of God than a noodly appendage.

^and that is why we are sorry for you.

I have to say that both religions seem kind of the same. Only their image of God varies. And if I had to chose between a guy like me and you or a pasta ball with meat and cool eyes I would chose the FSM.

I have to say that both religions seem kind of the same. Only their image of God varies. And if I had to chose between a guy like me and you or a pasta ball with meat and cool eyes I would chose the FSM.

If you read up on both religions you would see a big difference. Also Christianity is not a religion...it's a way of life and people need to stop calling it a religion.

I have to say that both religions seem kind of the same. Only their image of God varies.

very true.

so if your willing to show me saying from the pastafarian bible, i might be willing to convert, if...you give me time to think of what it says.

i love being open to new ideas!

but no more pushing berish.

so bbengek(forgot yours sorry) and berish and any other real pastafarianist please show me some reading out of your bible.

Christianity is a religion. A religion is a way of belief and for some people a way of life. And I've read the OT but it was pretty sick so I stopped. God did some wrong things to some people. The FSM seems more peaceful, to all of us.

Berishman you really should stop this. I really can't believe you would rather believe spaghetti made the world instead of an actual being in which we model.

Plus why would i worship a monster? Sounds kind of scary.

Not meaning to offend but seriously?

Spaghetti monster. The World. they're conected, and they feed back to each other.

Now scientologists believe in some pretty crazy stuff, but do you go around telling them to stop joking around? Get a real religion? I can't believe some of the things you guys are saying about pastafarianism. You guys say that you can feel god in you, but last I checked you can't feel a matterless spirit that stays in heaven. Something you can feel inside you though is a matterfilled noodley appendage as it squirms it's way around.

Now scientologists believe in some pretty crazy stuff, but do you go around telling them to stop joking around? Get a real religion? I can't believe some of the things you guys are saying about pastafarianism. You guys say that you can feel god in you, but last I checked you can't feel a matterless spirit that stays in heaven. Something you can feel inside you though is a matterfilled noodley appendage as it squirms it's way around.

Your right. It is a matterless subject. Called the Holy Spirit. Haven't you heard of the trinity: The father, the son, the holy spirit. The holy spirit is what lives in your soul......and believe me....you feel it.

Your right. It is a matterless subject. Called the Holy Spirit. Haven't you heard of the trinity: The father, the son, the holy spirit. The holy spirit is what lives in your soul......and believe me....you feel it.

Now your saying there's a ghost living inside my soul!?! Not only does that sound crazy, it's also scary! :(

There is no other way then beleiving in FSM. FSM has personally saved me from a drug addiction and porn addiction. If it wasn't for FSM I would probably be dead right now. FSM has showed me the way and I can feel him inside of me like you wouldn't believe. FSM is there you just have to believe.

Well...what is your evidence....i'm sorry if people aren't taking you serious but I have never heard of this before.

You...just asked...someone else for evidence?

Now your saying there's a ghost living inside my soul!?! Not only does that sound crazy, it's also scary! :(

Ever had that real tingly feeling in your body when something good happens or when you get extremely happy or when you are presented a situation when your conscious is telling you no......that's the holy spirit (if you're a born again christian). No it's not scary...it's a great feeling. He is there in your soul to guide you through life.

Unlike other religions we have real proof. (see photo below) This photo was taken on 4th of july as fireworks were being done. Only a real FSM beleiver could pick out the fireworks from FSM. (link for more info http://www.venganza.org/ )And isn't it obviouse that with the increase of all of the natural disasters is caused by the decline of pirates? You ask of proof for this? Well then you get proof. You will see as with the decline of pirates, the average global temperature continues to rise.

Unlike other religions we have real proof. (see photo below) This photo was taken on 4th of july as fireworks were being done. Only a real FSM beleiver could pick out the fireworks from FSM. (link for more info http://www.venganza.org/ )And isn't it obviouse that with the increase of all of the natural disasters is caused by the decline of pirates? You ask of proof for this? Well then you get proof. You will see as with the decline of pirates, the average global temperature continues to rise.

If you watch fireworks you would realize that it bursts, then falls down in a tree branch like form because of gravity.....c'mon people lets get serious. And global warming has nothing to do with the fsm.

If you watch fireworks you would realize that it bursts, then falls down in a tree branch like form because of gravity.....c'mon people lets get serious.

Clearly you did not look at the website I linked. FSM was simply making an apperence during the fireworks and a beleiver of FSM saw this happening and luckely captured it. FSM was just enjoying the show like the rest of us and wanted to make himself seen.



And global warming has nothing to do with the fsm.

You also shouldn't speak about something you know nothing about. Pastafarian beleive that pirates are the original Pastafarians. Is the average temperature on earth rising? Yes. Is the number of pirates declining? Yes. So you put the to together and they fit like a glove. What other conclusion is there? RIGHT! This is no other answer. I mean, again, just look at the chart yourself. Unlike other religions, we have proof.

Ever had that real tingly feeling in your body when something good happens or when you get extremely happy or when you are presented a situation when your conscious is telling you no......that's the holy spirit (if you're a born again christian). No it's not scary...it's a great feeling. He is there in your soul to guide you through life.

OHHHH! You mean like when you do the nasty in front of the computer! That is a great feeling isn't it. :icon_drib

Not only is minicoop too dumb to follow logically in a debate, he's also so dumb to the point that he's taking the FSM seriously and actually believes we see him as a deity

Not only is minicoop too dumb to follow logically in a debate, he's also so dumb to the point that he's taking the FSM seriously and actually believes we see him as a deity
QFT.

/char

Not only is minicoop too dumb to follow logically in a debate, he's also so dumb to the point that he's taking the FSM seriously and actually believes we see him as a deity

that was quite the statement. that could be EXTREMELY offensive to some of our fellow members (Berishman ^^) IBTbanSTICK!!

Not only is minicoop too dumb to follow logically in a debate, he's also so dumb to the point that he's taking the FSM seriously and actually believes we see him as a deity

WAT

You mean you don't think the FSM is real!?!?

After all he's done for you!
he died for your sins!
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND AN ETERNITY IN THE BOILING LAKE OF PASTA!?!??!

I think NAWT.

I'll pray for you.

The FSM is seriously nothing then a joke to Athiests.

And If you have actually "seen" the FSM before, then that means he is not infinite, therefore something [like humans] created him. It is an Italian food for God sakes!!!1!!!!!!1!!1!!


Why are we debating? We ALL know it's a joke.

The FSM is seriously nothing then a joke to Athiests.

And If you have actually "seen" the FSM before, then that means he is not infinite, therefore something [like humans] created him.

Right... so if we can see it.. we created it?

so water is...?



THE FSM IS AS REAL AS YOU AND ME, You should give the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a SERIOUS read. Only if you open your heart to his Noodly Goodness may you be saved.

The FSM is seriously nothing then a joke to Athiests.

And If you have actually "seen" the FSM before, then that means he is not infinite, therefore something [like humans] created him. It is an Italian food for God sakes!!!1!!!!!!1!!1!!


Why are we debating? We ALL know it's a joke.

Woot! I call dips! I created Uranus. I mean, we can see it and who other then me could have created it right.

And you seriously need to go and do some research if you think FSM is a joke.



On another note. You know, come to think of it, I think that The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be in every single hotel. Hell, why not right an essay on how my life has changed from FSM and how great he is then put it everywhere in my town.

*sigh*

No, I put the brackets around "like humans" for a reason - meaning the FSM was was an idea specifically from humans.

^ Don't you see that's just the point?

The whole point of the FSM isn't because people are trying to start a new religion, it's to just show the ridiculousness in believing something --just because--

Your arguments are PERFECTLY valid, ie: "There is no proof of the FSM!" "It's just created by humans" "You can't prove it exists!"

That's the whole point - just think about this, if your parents substituted the Spaghetti Monster for Yahweh would you have told the difference? Of course not

^ Don't you see that's just the point?

The whole point of the FSM isn't because people are trying to start a new religion, it's to just show the ridiculousness in believing something --just because--

Your arguments are PERFECTLY valid, ie: "There is no proof of the FSM!" "It's just created by humans" "You can't prove it exists!"

That's the whole point - just think about this, if your parents substituted the Spaghetti Monster for Yahweh would you have told the difference? Of course not

If my parents had told me that the FSM was real when I was a kid I probably would have believed it. Then when I grew older and more able to understand things as I do now, i would have questioned it. Currently, people on this thread are tearing down my beliefs in Christianity and so i am currently looking in to it. I WANT THE TRUTH JUST LIKE THE REST OF EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD.

And once again with the name-calling on page 3 is very immature.

If my parents had told me that the FSM was real when I was a kid I probably would have believed it. Then when I grew older and more able to understand things as I do now, i would have questioned it. Currently, people on this thread are tearing down my beliefs in Christianity and so i am currently looking in to it. I WANT THE TRUTH JUST LIKE THE REST OF EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD.

And once again with the name-calling on page 3 is very immature.

What's wrong if people are tearing down your beliefs? If you're so sure that your beliefs are the correct ones, then it should only make you believe in Jesus even more...no?

Thing is, why do you believe? Do a little test for me, for every point you make just substitute another God and see if it works, for example, if you stopped doing drugs because you prayed...imagine if the same thing had happened when you prayed to another God.

Get back to me with the difference

What's wrong if people are tearing down your beliefs? If you're so sure that your beliefs are the correct ones, then it should only make you believe in Jesus even more...no?

Thing is, why do you believe? Do a little test for me, for every point you make just substitute another God and see if it works, for example, if you stopped doing drugs because you prayed...imagine if the same thing had happened when you prayed to another God.

Get back to me with the difference

I am sure of my beliefs. Everyone is telling me to be open-minded so I am. I meant that you guys are cracking down on it doesn't mean i'm losing faith.

I am sure of my beliefs. Everyone is telling me to be open-minded so I am. I meant that you guys are cracking down on it doesn't mean i'm losing faith.

Yeah, those muslim terrorists are sure of their beliefs too.

Yeah, those muslim terrorists are sure of their beliefs too.

You just don't stop. Enough is enough, we get the point, you despise God and all of his followers because you believe they are ignorant because they are ignoring the "obvious evidence that GOD DOES NOT EXIST rabble rabble rabble." Honestly these debates are so pointless because they go nowhere and the only thing that happens is people like me get frustrated with people like you nailing people like me to the metaphorical cross for what we believe in. We can agree to disagree, you can believe what you want, I can believe what I want. And, the both of us can shut our mouths every once in awhile. Razz, same goes to you.

You just don't stop. Enough is enough, we get the point, you despise God and all of his followers because you believe they are ignorant because they are ignoring the "obvious evidence that GOD DOES NOT EXIST rabble rabble rabble." Honestly these debates are so pointless because they go nowhere and the only thing that happens is people like me get frustrated with people like you nailing people like me to the metaphorical cross for what we believe in. We can agree to disagree, you can believe what you want, I can believe what I want. And, the both of us can shut our mouths every once in awhile. Razz, same goes to you.
Seriously dude, that's what these forums are for.

I have NOTHING against any individual that believes in God. I have stated that a million times, yet you feel compelled to ignore it. I really need to add that disclaimer back into my sig. My best friends are Christians. I have nothing against you. I have NEVER had anything against you.
The purpose of this sub-forum is debate, and if you can't handle that, you really shouldn't be posting in here.
Have you ever SEEN my sig?

You just don't stop. Enough is enough, we get the point, you despise God and all of his followers because you believe they are ignorant because they are ignoring the "obvious evidence that GOD DOES NOT EXIST rabble rabble rabble." Honestly these debates are so pointless because they go nowhere and the only thing that happens is people like me get frustrated with people like you nailing people like me to the metaphorical cross for what we believe in. We can agree to disagree, you can believe what you want, I can believe what I want. And, the both of us can shut our mouths every once in awhile. Razz, same goes to you.

Stop complaining you 5 year-old: "wahhh wahhh wahhh let's all sing Kumbaya"

I don't care if you're frustrated Shred, I really don't. You take these things so personally it's pathetic.