here's my story of the day. has nothing to do with skating, so its in off topic.

so i'm at work. i see this cute as hell girl with some friends and they buy some stuff. so i tell my friend, "dude, she's cute"

so he goes

"hey you! yea you in the grey! get over here"

so she walks over and i am pissed as hell at my friend for doing that. so i'm just like

"uhh hey, yea i was uhh wondering if you had a boyfriend"

she said "no"

and my friend barges in with "he basically wants your number"

she doesn't reply, just walks back to her table of friends.

a minute later one of the girls friends runs over with a napkin and a phone number on it. now i have no idea if this is her number, but w/e. i saved it for later.

just in case it wasn't, i decided to text her. the conversation goes as follows:
A=me, B=her

A-hey
B-who is this?
A-the guy that asked for your number, name is AJ
B-Lol. sorry i have a boyfriend
A-Ok, nevermind
B-I mean girlfriend
A-i'm confused
B-i'm a lesbian
A-Ah, Ok
B-sorry
A-not your fault
B-haha

that's it. like what the hell. listen if she just said "no" to giving me her number then that's fine. but why make up a ridiculous lie.

now she may be a lesbian, i have no idea, but odds are she isn't...

theres no way shes a lesbian, just a *****.

theres no way shes a lesbian, just a *****.

that's what i was thinking.

you sir, are an idiot.
she was obviously playing a trick on you.

If she's lesbo then why the F would she give you the number just so she could tell you she IS a lesbo?!?!? Damn it that's why I'm gonna get to know girls before I ask them out lol. Too many unpredictable, stupid, sl-ts out there who do this kind of crap.

i actually love asking out and flirting with girls i dont know, usually it goes pretty good for me.
i think i have it dialed it.

but as of right now, i have a girlfriend. lol

i actually love asking out and flirting with girls i dont know, usually it goes pretty good for me.
i think i have it dialed it.

but as of right now, i have a girlfriend. lol

i love doing the same. i just wish some of them weren't *****es hahahaha

Dude if you wanted to get with her, you should've flirted.. haha AJ even if she said she was a lesbian, just be like "..you're a very attractive lesbian. Why didn't you tell me you're a lesbian earlier? Are you sure you don't want to turn Bisexual?"

lol.

Ask if she's interested in a threesome.

i love doing the same. i just wish some of them weren't *****es hahahaha

seriously, its like one of the funnest games to play.
and just like any game/skill, you progress at it.

im never afraid, and i think thats what girls are attracted to, but not being cocky, that bad.

Reverse-lookup her number, find her parents phone number and tell them you're happy that their daughter is going to lead gay pride in a leather bikini

You only call her a ***** because she won't let you get that pussy

im the only one who called her a *****, and i dont know her.
so how is what you just said relevant to anything?

Reverse-lookup her number, find her parents phone number and tell them you're happy that their daughter is going to lead gay pride in a leather bikini

http://www.switchboard.com/
that site is great for stalking people >.>

Thats more reason to phone her up. Lesbians are hot. Hahahahah
And yeah thats pretty funny. Not all girls are like that though.

im the only one who called her a *****, and i dont know her.
so how is what you just said relevant to anything?

Because the only reason you called her a ***** is because she didnt wanna go out with AJ

And jesus "i pretty much got it dialed"
you are the biggest idiot ever

you spew cockiness
hell i bet your **** smells great

this is my bet...

she was trying to state she was lesbian to somehow turn you on...
in a way if this makes sense?

while still being able to have a laugh with her friends
and to not devestate you...

Because the only reason you called her a ***** is because she didnt wanna go out with AJ

And jesus "i pretty much got it dialed"
you are the biggest idiot ever

you spew cockiness
hell i bet your **** smells great

your comment was directed towards me, not aj.

and i have no buisness arguing with you, really. its pointless.
neither of us know eachother, so anything said is only an assumption.

...now, back to the girl talk.

Dude, text her now and tell her "YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE LESBIAN!"

Dude, text her now and tell her "YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE LESBIAN!"

ive realized that most lesbians are really ugly.

but bi girls are fine in my book. =]

maybe she was scared you would tell a entire internet skateboard forum about her if she said yes

maybe she was scared you would tell a entire internet skateboard forum about her if she said yes

:icon_clap
+rep.

It's not really a big deal, she was just ****ing with you.

fake lesbians are stupid >:

You need to kick your friends' ass, my friend did the same **** to me but I called like twice. She might not have remembered you so that could have been why she said she was a carpet muncher. Girls normally say that if they don't remember you (since she said she didn't have a boyfriend).

Give it a few more texts, even if its just stupid/humorous flirting and since she's a random. odds are you might not see her around again, so what's there to lose? Who knows she may not be lesbian and something may come about. Worth a try?
My mate did something like this once, she kinda just shut him down cause she didn't have really any clue who he was. He kept persisting and a month later they were going out. Didn't last long though, it turned out she was very up herself.

have a hot girl friend of yours hit on her, and see what happpens. im thinking shes just a *****

hmm could be a nice 3some

WTF she was a lesbian!!?!?!

You only call her a ***** because she won't let you get that pussy

She's not a *****, she's a beautiful women.
Maybe y'all just didn't share any similar interests.







For real though - Girls = Crazy.

She's not a *****, she's a beautiful women.
Maybe y'all just didn't share any similar interests.







For real though - Girls = Crazy.
I experienced that last night:(

I experienced that last night:(
Thought we agreed to not talk about that.

i <3 lesbians. and so should you.

Thought we agreed to not talk about that.
No really last night was like my worse nightmare. If you ever thought being alone in a garage with three girls is a good thing...boy you're wrong:(

Did they have penises?

Did they have penises?
Nope but you know how girls say ''guys are so immature'' well they're even worse...they started singing the titanic and kept fixing up my hair all the time and...:(I'm dead on the inside now.

ive realized that most lesbians are really ugly.

but bi girls are fine in my book. =]
Back in March I was at McDonalds one night with a few friends and there were these ugly ass lesbians with a baby.

you sir, are an idiot.
she was obviously playing a trick on you.

pfft, you're the one who likes a lesbian too. shut up.

and who cares? find someone else. oh well.

p.s.

you're salty.

stupid girls = stupid
smart girls = smart

stupid girls = stupid
smart girls = smart
He's got the right idea.

stupid girls = stupid
smart girls = smart

in a way that is true, but not really. lol.
stupid girls could be really really REALLY stupid in life in general, but smart when it comes to guys. and smart girls could be the complete opposite . aha.

Text her and tell her you are a transvestite and you just look like a boy to get with girls ;).

A=me, B=her

B-Lol. sorry i have a boyfriend
A-Ok, nevermind
B-I mean girlfriend
A-i'm confused
B-i'm a lesbian
A-Ah, Ok

..


know i know you got rejected by a lesbian and all but did you stop and think. knowing you found a lesbian and you have her number maybe you should have asked....


HEY LESBIAN CHICKS CAN I JOIN IN!!!!!!


maybe if you said something like that you couldve gotten a trycicle??

im just thinking out loud. do you still have her number? haha

If she's lesbo then why the F would she give you the number just so she could tell you she IS a lesbo?!?!? Damn it that's why I'm gonna get to know girls before I ask them out lol. Too many unpredictable, stupid, sl-ts out there who do this kind of crap.

you're eleven...

Maybe you're just ugly.

why is everyone telling me to get with a lesbian?

can we be realistic here people and not act like 5 year olds hahahaha

i <3 lesbians. and so should you.

I HATE lesbians Bi-"curious" girls is the best. I went out with a bi-"curious" girl once but if someone says seeing a girl make out with another is hot, drop kick them in the face for me. Its hot up to a point to where it becomes nothing but a slutty act.....I would have said it was great if I was in the make out partys but no.

why is everyone telling me to get with a lesbian?

can we be realistic here people and not act like 5 year olds hahahaha

were not acting like 5 year olds were just trying to get u in a 3some.


so be happy will ya.

were not acting like 5 year olds were just trying to get u in a 3some.


so be happy will ya.

3 somes are ok, but i just want one girl. one who likes penis thank you, cuz that's all i got.....

3 somes are ok, but i just want one girl. one who likes penis thank you, cuz that's all i got.....

As the person above this quote said their not acting like 5 year olds, there acting stupid. Lesbains are girls that only like girls, if they like girls and guys then they would be bi. Gosh I learned that out in 4th grade, and that was before I had a computer so I couldn't look it up on google (school blocks). I just heard the answer in the wind, the truth in the eyes, and the slap of her hand to my face.

3 somes are ok, but i just want one girl. one who likes penis thank you, cuz that's all i got.....

What about a 3sum with a girl and a guy that likes penis?

. .

As the person above this quote said their not acting like 5 year olds, there acting stupid. Lesbains are girls that only like girls, if they like girls and guys then they would be bi. Gosh I learned that out in 4th grade, and that was before I had a computer so I couldn't look it up on google (school blocks). I just heard the answer in the wind, the truth in the eyes, and the slap of her hand to my face.

yeah i agree with you on that and what you said above about lesbians being cool and all but you get left out, my friend went out with someone who turned into a lesbian (because of him) and its just weird coz then they get all angry and try to kill you.

i would rather just stick to getting laid by hicks who like penis.

^^ why do you like hicks?

i would rather just stick to getting laid by hicks who like penis.

Are you sure you're not from West Virginia?

you're eleven...

LOL. epic triumph.

And what's wrong with hicks?

Other than they're generally ugly, missing teeth, have sex with family members, missing teeth..

i think you pretty much covered it all 7.

yeah i agree with you on that and what you said above about lesbians being cool and all but you get left out, my friend went out with someone who turned into a lesbian (because of him) and its just weird coz then they get all angry and try to kill you.

i would rather just stick to getting laid by hicks who like penis.

Is he by any chance named.........."Dr. Evil" is he? If you never seen Austin Powers 2 go watch it and then do me a favor dip me in chocolate and throw me to the bi-sexuals baby, yeah!

*Note: that chocolate line is not in any Austin Powers movie*

You only call her a ***** because she won't let you get that pussy

Haha sooo true.

AJ! put her number up so we can all call that ***** ass hoe! btw, threesome aint bad ;)

sucks she did that though :P

btw, threesome aint bad ;)

Don't think anyones said they were bad but ok. Your 15? I doubt you actually know that for a fact.

Don't think anyones said they were bad but ok. Your 15? I doubt you actually know that for a fact.

oh, i dont know that for a fact lmao... do you, misled user?! you are 18 hahaa

If she's lesbo then why the F would she give you the number just so she could tell you she IS a lesbo?!?!? Damn it that's why I'm gonna get to know girls before I ask them out lol. Too many unpredictable, stupid, sl-ts out there who do this kind of crap.

lol at an 11 year old knowing everything about women and lesbians

Are you sure you're not from West Virginia?

haha lol i typed hicks instead of chicks....

Phone her up, don't text.

lol at an 11 year old knowing everything about women and lesbians
What is this world coming to?

Man I got rejected and I've been jacking off since
EDIT: no jks I always jack off