Past the exposition and close to the end
The pages on the left won't stay flat
Lost my place and the bookmark fluttered away
Re-reading paragraphs, where the hell was I?
Did I read that already?
My sweaty thumbs wrinkled a bunch of the edges
Don't like the hero or the plot or the villain
Who wrote this crap anyway?
Dog ear the corner
And sleep

Hah this is great, I like it a lot. I think a lot of people can relate to this.