Search Results - SkatersCafe

Search:

Type: Posts; User: festeringhippo; Keyword(s):

Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.07 seconds.

  1. Replies
    22
    Views
    1,398

    I've never broken a board in a temper tantrum. I...

    I've never broken a board in a temper tantrum. I try to redirect that anger and frustration into actually skating instead of venting or self loathing. If skateboarding was easy then it wouldn't be as...
  2. I agree with some of the others that the...

    I agree with some of the others that the formatting is not right for this piece. I think a regular paragraph standard prose would be fine, plus, if this is for a competition you need to consider that...
  3. Replies
    90
    Views
    6,505

    Buy a wallet. Then put the rest of the cash in...

    Buy a wallet. Then put the rest of the cash in there until you need it for hookers and crack.
  4. Replies
    75
    Views
    4,520

    All you have to do is make reference to the...

    All you have to do is make reference to the Children's Crusade and all Christian based insanity is summed up in one act of stupidity and negligence. Now that is hundreds of years old, but try and...
  5. I used to live outside of Dayton, OH and see...

    I used to live outside of Dayton, OH and see spots from there on every Alien Workshop video. (Dayton is where AWS started for those who don't know.)
  6. Thread: W.

    by festeringhippo
    Replies
    2
    Views
    755

    Didn't you hear? I heard they're doing a W2 and...

    Didn't you hear? I heard they're doing a W2 and it's going to have Frank Caliendo as W, Dave Chappelle as Colin Powell and Beyonce as Conde Rice. It's going to be epic. Total comedy.
  7. Replies
    19
    Views
    1,020

    I've had a few AWS decks over the years and most...

    I've had a few AWS decks over the years and most of them are really nice in the beginning but after a bit will get soggy around the tail and middle. I don't know what it is about AWS that they seem...
  8. You know how you answer all those "Can you ....?"...

    You know how you answer all those "Can you ....?" questions? Tell them no. Roll away. I do it all the time. Works like a charm.
  9. Replies
    14
    Views
    1,083

    I don't care if a board was 1 of 1. What good is...

    I don't care if a board was 1 of 1. What good is a skateboard if you don't skate it? It's a sick board. I say skate it. There's 332 others in the world.
  10. Good. It'll boost the economy. Hospitals will get...

    Good. It'll boost the economy. Hospitals will get more business. Morticians will see an increase in business. You know they don't just have an abundance of child sized coffins laying about so the...
  11. Replies
    72
    Views
    6,976

    Poll: ^No lettuce? Good call on the cinnamin twists,...

    ^No lettuce? Good call on the cinnamin twists, though. Someone needs to convince them to make a larger size of those. Those tiny little bags irritate me all to hell. Got to buy like four of them to...
  12. Replies
    4
    Views
    671

    So, you push mongo and you want to push...

    So, you push mongo and you want to push regular....here's the solution! Push with the other foot. Nah, seriously, you just got to keep at it. It feels a bit strange at first but you'll get used to...
  13. Replies
    13
    Views
    1,493

    That's quite sad, actually.

    That's quite sad, actually.
  14. Replies
    72
    Views
    6,976

    Poll: First off ^^^ that made me laugh so thank you. It...

    First off ^^^ that made me laugh so thank you. It was a really messed up mental image, but a laugh all the same. Yes, taco bell is tasty but I don't even know how I can still eat it. My little bro...
  15. Without fail, if I head to a park or shop within...

    Without fail, if I head to a park or shop within the first fifteen minutes I hear one of these two (or both in sequence) questions, "Are you Chris Cole?" or "Has anyone ever told you that you look...
  16. Replies
    14,038
    Views
    1,709,275

    Sticky: ^^^Not me. I'd prefer unicorns or stick bugs in...

    ^^^Not me. I'd prefer unicorns or stick bugs in the background.
  17. Replies
    20
    Views
    1,300

    If you didn't work out some payment scheme before...

    If you didn't work out some payment scheme before you did the work then those old folks aren't wily,they're just opportunists. Always work out the money first. Rule numero uno.
  18. Replies
    866
    Views
    54,441

    Finished The Cornelius Chronicles. Moved on to...

    Finished The Cornelius Chronicles. Moved on to The Last Alchemist which is a bio on Cagliostro. This guy was a straight up con artist.
  19. If you are a girl I wouldn't go around saying you...

    If you are a girl I wouldn't go around saying you had a shark in your pants. It just doesn't sound right at all. Welcome to the forum. Have fun.
  20. Replies
    20
    Views
    1,300

    We got some kids in our apartment complex that go...

    We got some kids in our apartment complex that go from door to door asking to take out peoples trash for a dollar a bag. Sounds stupid, but the one thing you can bank on is that the majority of...
  21. Replies
    5
    Views
    765

    I think you've already decided but you just...

    I think you've already decided but you just haven't accepted your decision yet. Secondly, you can't expect to know what you want to do with the rest of your life a few months after graduating. That's...
  22. Replies
    1,710
    Views
    85,332

    yay Shadowboxin' by GZA

    yay

    Shadowboxin' by GZA
  23. Replies
    54
    Views
    5,486

    Hilarious, but I think it would've happened a lot...

    Hilarious, but I think it would've happened a lot quicker. A fart in a bathtub would bubble quicker than that.
  24. Replies
    3,132
    Views
    441,991

    Sticky: The only skating I got to do today was the twenty...

    The only skating I got to do today was the twenty minutes it took me to skate to the grocery store and pick up some coffee filters and back. I've got midterms this week so all I've been doing is...
  25. Replies
    47
    Views
    3,719

    You say he has long girly hair? Go ask for you...

    You say he has long girly hair? Go ask for you Ipod again. Have him clarify where he believes it is if he doesn't have it. If he gets sketchy and acts stupid about it then sneak up on him with a pair...
Results 1 to 25 of 126
Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4