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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Jay View Post
    My prego girl is never down for it anymore. She says i have to wait like 7 months.
    To break it down this sucks. :\
    Tell her "no, YOU have to wait seven months!" and walk out the door with a woman in either arm.
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    Through the majesty of the internet I found out about the "refractory period". I also found out I don't have one, that's all I have to say about my sex life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Feelgood View Post
    sex is pretty cool, I AM A SEX MACHINE
    yee, I can imagine how many dicks you have taken up the ass.
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    I want Derrick. I love Canadians.

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    ass, mouth, EVERYWHERE, i dont discriminate bro


    We may not know what skateboarding is
    But we sure as hell know what it aint
    Wait we know what it is now too -
    Falling down and gettin back up

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    ^hhaahahah
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    there you go jaames... i voted for you!!

    youre lucky i love ya!!!
    8 Months

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donovan View Post
    Tell her "no, YOU have to wait seven months!" and walk out the door with a woman in either arm.
    lol i always tell her you might not be having sex.
    On the other hand I got her in the mood for tonight.
    Boob.
    - call me Aj.

    http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=68269 Feel free to share, those of you who actually skate.

    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    You should invite AndrewJay over. Did he send you a yearbook portrait as well?
    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    He sent me an envelop full of stickers for correctly guessing the final score of the SuperBowl in his contest thread. I was sitting at the dinner table with Mrs NoSwitch emptying out the envelope looking at the stickers and out drops his yearbook photo.. Wife's like "what the hell is that for??" So I sez "aww he probably just grabbed a handful of stuff out of a drawer not realizing the photo was also in there" cause that's what I really thought about it. A few days later he shoots me a PM asking me "what do you think?""
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    If the rest room doesn't have that paper seat to pull off the wall, I just hover above like a Ufo dumping Cosby kids into Lake Michigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Jay View Post
    On the other hand I got her in the mood for tonight.

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    Whats everyone opinion of cheating?
    What if you have the mentality of, well if she cheated on me then i won't feel as bad cause it won't be such a pain.
    Boob.
    - call me Aj.

    http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=68269 Feel free to share, those of you who actually skate.

    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    You should invite AndrewJay over. Did he send you a yearbook portrait as well?
    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    He sent me an envelop full of stickers for correctly guessing the final score of the SuperBowl in his contest thread. I was sitting at the dinner table with Mrs NoSwitch emptying out the envelope looking at the stickers and out drops his yearbook photo.. Wife's like "what the hell is that for??" So I sez "aww he probably just grabbed a handful of stuff out of a drawer not realizing the photo was also in there" cause that's what I really thought about it. A few days later he shoots me a PM asking me "what do you think?""
    Quote Originally Posted by Pathtek4 View Post
    If the rest room doesn't have that paper seat to pull off the wall, I just hover above like a Ufo dumping Cosby kids into Lake Michigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derrick14 View Post
    yee, I can imagine how many dicks you have taken up the ass.
    you'd enjoy imagining someone taking **** in the ass, wouldn't you derrick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Jay View Post
    Whats everyone opinion of cheating?
    What if you have the mentality of, well if she cheated on me then i won't feel as bad cause it won't be such a pain.
    That is a horrible justification.
    Cheating is something that happens, yes whether drunkenly or spitefully or recklessly but it doesn't have to happen. In the end it truly depends on what parties are involved and to which extent they are willing to forgive. One should practice good judgment when in a committed relationship and that is on both ends. Whether cheating or cheated upon.
    If a guy or girl is looking for the next opportunity to kiss/sex/grope/fondle/tongue another person (whether they feel a lack of attention, or they just plain ****ed up) they should really put their relationship in perspective. Cheating just aggravates struggling relationships. And if one acted on a relentless impulse, they themselves should really consider the threat they pose to themselves and others.
    It's all a matter of being responsible with your body and with another's and exercising restraint.

    But to be attracted to another person, to think another person is good looking isn't cheating, it's natural.



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    Not that I'm disagreeing with you, but, monogamy is actually pretty uncommon in the world of animals and isn't all that natural in itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Jay View Post
    Whats everyone opinion of cheating?
    What if you have the mentality of, well if she cheated on me then i won't feel as bad cause it won't be such a pain.
    Cheating is just another way to break up with someone.
    Either the person doing the cheating is so insecure that they can't just talk to their bf/gf that they need to make a physcial act to justify their thoughts or they're just slutty.
    Of course substances come into the subject of cheating for the main causes of it but still you know what's going down, if your about to get wasted and theres girls flirting with you that aren't your girlfriend then you have the mindset that your going to cheat.
    There's always a choice in perspective.
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    that thread was funny xD

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    I have issues, I accept that.
    Boob.
    - call me Aj.

    http://www.skaterscafe.com/showthread.php?t=68269 Feel free to share, those of you who actually skate.

    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    You should invite AndrewJay over. Did he send you a yearbook portrait as well?
    Quote Originally Posted by NoSwitch View Post
    He sent me an envelop full of stickers for correctly guessing the final score of the SuperBowl in his contest thread. I was sitting at the dinner table with Mrs NoSwitch emptying out the envelope looking at the stickers and out drops his yearbook photo.. Wife's like "what the hell is that for??" So I sez "aww he probably just grabbed a handful of stuff out of a drawer not realizing the photo was also in there" cause that's what I really thought about it. A few days later he shoots me a PM asking me "what do you think?""
    Quote Originally Posted by Pathtek4 View Post
    If the rest room doesn't have that paper seat to pull off the wall, I just hover above like a Ufo dumping Cosby kids into Lake Michigan.

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    If my girlfriend cheated on me I'd just have her plan out an elaborate three way. For ME.

    I wouldn't care that much honestly.
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    I love your sig ^
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    that ****ing poptart cat

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    If you feel the need to cheat, just break up with her. Cheating is such a ****ing ****ty thing.

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    I yearn for sex

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    I'm holding my v-card. . .

    out in the open for any slut to take basically.

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    thread bump..

    i was talking to this girl and asking her if she has done anything..
    and she said no.

    After everything i figure out she's blown like 4 or 5 dudes,and had sex with about 2 or 3.

    she's the same age as me.

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