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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    I thought I was gonna see some awesome sex stories or something.
    you must have one of those parental, internet locks if the cafe is your primary source for knocking one out



    Quote Originally Posted by MysterySk8er3 View Post

    I was really bored so I went to youtube and started searching for animals having sex. I was looking up dogs and cats and bears stuff like that at first but then I wanted something a little more porn like and was like hey, chimps are close to being human so I typed in chimp sex found some but wasn't satisfied so I then typed in chimp rape and well here we are now.

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    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iNTeG View Post
    Lol you lost me there for a second craig. And naw me and my friends are just weird and random. I didn't ask when he lost his he just came out and said it. lol he thought it was funny.. and we have this thing we call SPM Same person moment. lol and he thought it was sorta a SPM so he mentioned it and kk360 if no one cares about them why the **** do i have 10 pages of people talking about sex and trying to say I'm lying? If no one gave a **** then there would be no posts.. And I'm not going to stop rying to "justify" my "ridiculous" Stories.. people don't believe me. I'm trying to explain.. You know what I'm just going to try to explain it.. all in one post.. give me a few
    Merging doublepost
    Ok. Hopefully this will explain everything.. If you don't believe me.. And if you still don't after this then I guess don't post anymore cause then you shouldn't care about my sexual experiences says kk360.. Ok so here we go..

    School year of 2008-2009.. I had Drivers Ed.. For the first half of the the semester class we just did tests so we stayed in the class.. The second half of the semester class we drove. On the days we didn't drive we went into a Junior Study Hall.. Where I met Whitney.. Let me remind you again 2008-2009 school year I was a Sophomore.. I am now going into my Senior Year 2010-2011 school year, Meaning I just finished my Junior year 2009-2010.. Now back in my sophomore year 2008-2009, I met Whitney in the study hall.. I really didn't like her as anything more then a friend.. I actually had a thing for her friend Brittany.. Apparently Whitney liked me a lot but didn't tell me.. I didn't notice the signs because she was trying to get me together with Brittany.. So my sophomore year.. her Junior year.. 2008-2009 We started hanging out outside of school.. Me and Brittany never got together or dated.. Just friends.. Her and Brittany went through a friendship break up last year so we all stopped hanging out... Now.. my past school year.. Junior year 2009-2010 which I just completed.. I had lunch with Whitney.. She sat at my table.. So we started talking.. just as friends.. In the beginning of the year.. Then we hung out again and I got her number so I could stay in touch with her after she graduated because 2009-2010 was her senior year.. Near December I found out she liked me a lot last year.. I sorta had a thing for her because we had things in common.. So we started "talking" We went to this club called Sector 7g in Augusta. All age music club. Look it up. On the corner of 7th street and Ellis. So a week before we go to the club.. (We only go once a month to this thing called a "Rave" where they got 4 dj's and play techno music and we all dance in strobes, lasers, fog. We have our little glow sticks.. Its pretty sick. $5 to get it. lasts from 8 pm to 12 am. Normally on Fridays.. once in a blue moon on a different day if they book a more major/famous band on a friday) Ok so a week before we go to the club I come out and let her know I sorta liked her.. And from there we started liking each other more.. to be honest I was thinking with my **** in a way because I knew it was easy to get (and yes that is a douche move). So that friday we all meet up at my friends house (Chris). Hes out of school (GED) and his girlfriend, nick (my bestfriend, also the one I "pounded" fists with), and Whitney all go to the same school.. Midland Valley High School.. Whitney and chris' girlfriend (Kristen) were Seniors.. They both graduated this year.. me and nick were juniors.. idk if nick graduated yet.. wouldn't be surprised if he didnt.. Anyways so I drove from school.. with nick (he rides with me when we go skateboarding or to hand out with chris or when i have to pick my bro up) (My bro goes to leavelle mccampbell middle school which is right near my friend nicks house, his house is literally at the end of the school bus lane. so anyways we rode to chris' girlfriend's house.. chris got kicked out of the house and a week later it burned down.. so we head to chris' girlfriend's house.. hang out there for a while.. Me, nick, & chris skate in the street for a lil bit just messing around.. I go pick up some weed a lil later. Come back.. At the time i didn't smoke weed.. So nick & chris smoked it.. around 7 pm we went to augusta, ga.. where sector is. went up main street to the pizza joint and got some pizza.. then we went to the club.. We clubbed till about 11 pm or 11:30 pm.. There I asked Whitney out.. then we left.. kristen's dad called and asked us to go to the north aiken walmart & north augusta walmart to see if his number was in the girls bathroom cause apparently some girl called and said his number was in a walmart girl's bathroom stall... We went to both.. didn't see his number.. from there it was around 12 am.. so we went back to chris' girlfriend's house.. we hung out for a while.. skated for like 5 mins cause it was too dark to see anything.. chris and nick smoked the rest of the weed.. they had 3 joints.. smoked 2 before we went and smoked the last one when we got back.. so chris and his girlfriend (kristen) went into her room and had sex.. (they are sexaholics) xD nick was high as hell sitting on the couch watching tv.. me and whitney kissed a few times.. and from there we had sex.. first she gave me a blow job.. then she she took off her skirt and mounted me.. then i "pounded" fists with nick (my bestfriend, and i know it seems a lil gay, but we thought it was something funny) It was my first time and i was her 21st guy so she did everything i just laid there.. so im not going to lie not all that fun so i started watching south park.. then i finished like idk 4 or 5 minutes in.. we took a break.. and then ****ed again.. again i watched tv.. idk what show that time,, might have been south park again.. After that we didn't have anymore condoms, and I wasn't bout to try to have sex and end up having a baby.. So we just laid there.. lol something weird/embarrassing I had a boner for (no lie) 2 - 3 hours after.. she gave me a few blow jobs (like 2) then we dry humped.. didn't help.. so just laid there and eventually it went away... next morning i go get mcdonalds in north augusta.. come back eat, skate for a while, then we chill and watch THE WINTER OLYMPICS.. kristen and her dad had to go somewhere, i dont remember what they had to do.. but nick and chris had to go across the street and help on of kristen's dad's friends with their yard.. chris was asked to do it and chris asked for help, said he only needed one person.. So nick got up and went cause he was bored.. then me and whitney got bored so we started having sex again.. I was glancing ovver watching the free style skiing.. you know where they just push one time with no ski poles and go off 1 of 3 jumps and do a bunch of crazy flips.. but anyways not even 4 minutes after we start nick and chris walk in and I go soft lol it was funny cause they walked in and were like "uh oh joe get it!" lol she tried jacking me off and getting me hard again.. worked for maybe a minute, but i was done.. lol

    Hopefully.. That will clear up some stuff.. I know its a crazy story.. Hard to believe.. But I wasn't shy or nervous about having sex the first time cause I knew it was easy to get and she did all the work.. So if you still don't believe me I guess that's fine.. Whatever I just wrote a damn essay.. lol

    iNTeG


    EDIT:
    Here are some citations Donovan asked for.. I'm not going to bother getting my friend chris to sign up cause people will just say its me. So here is Sector 7g's myspace which includes their site..

    SECTOR 7G:
    http://www.myspace.com/sector7g (Myspace)
    http://www.sector7gaugusta.com/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)


    PIZZA JOINT:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=pizza...ZPB_en___US355 (Google)

    Midland Valley High School:
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/user/view.php?id=311&course=1 (My Student Id page for MVHS website) If it allows you to view it..


    Leavelle McCampbell Middle:


    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)

    Hopefully these are good enough

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iNTeG View Post
    EDIT:
    Here are some citations Donovan asked for.. I'm not going to bother getting my friend chris to sign up cause people will just say its me. So here is Sector 7g's myspace which includes their site..

    SECTOR 7G:
    http://www.myspace.com/sector7g (Myspace)
    http://www.sector7gaugusta.com/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)


    PIZZA JOINT:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=pizza...ZPB_en___US355 (Google)

    Midland Valley High School:
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/user/view.php?id=311&course=1 (My Student Id page for MVHS website) If it allows you to view it..


    Leavelle McCampbell Middle:


    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)

    Hopefully these are good enough
    The internet is serious business.

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    Lol ^^ and I put that post into MS Word and its 1449 words.. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iNTeG View Post
    EDIT:
    Here are some citations Donovan asked for.. I'm not going to bother getting my friend chris to sign up cause people will just say its me. So here is Sector 7g's myspace which includes their site..

    SECTOR 7G:
    http://www.myspace.com/sector7g (Myspace)
    http://www.sector7gaugusta.com/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)


    PIZZA JOINT:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=pizza...ZPB_en___US355 (Google)

    Midland Valley High School:
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/ (Website)
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)
    http://mvhs.mrooms.net/user/view.php?id=311&course=1 (My Student Id page for MVHS website) If it allows you to view it..


    Leavelle McCampbell Middle:


    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cl...-8&sa=N&tab=wl (Google)

    Hopefully these are good enough
    ^^You saving face is really only making it worse. Not to mention you have most of the posts in this thread and almost every quote in your signature is about sex. And "****ing" is about the only word you use for intercourse.

    Seriously, I smell a pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Self View Post
    Not to mention you have most of the posts in this thread and almost every quote in your signature is about sex.
    Seriously, I smell a pervert.
    I'm only saying one thing to this.. Learn how to ****ing count!! 2 quotes in my sig are from this thread.. Sorry I thought something was funny.. I have 8 quotes in my signature..

    Go back to grade school and learn how to count.

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    i haven't laughed this much from the internets in ages!





    Quote Originally Posted by MysterySk8er3 View Post

    I was really bored so I went to youtube and started searching for animals having sex. I was looking up dogs and cats and bears stuff like that at first but then I wanted something a little more porn like and was like hey, chimps are close to being human so I typed in chimp sex found some but wasn't satisfied so I then typed in chimp rape and well here we are now.

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    xD Bump. No one talking now? Maybe cause my essay I wrote?

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    Bump after an hour? Its a thread not an IM conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iNTeG View Post
    I'm only saying one thing to this.. Learn how to ****ing count!! 2 quotes in my sig are from this thread.. Sorry I thought something was funny.. I have 8 quotes in my signature..

    Go back to grade school and learn how to count.
    Go back to grade school and learn how to read. He was saying you have a lot of posts in this thread (24) and that all the quotes in your sig are about sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by zeoctepoos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by razz View Post
    never been with a chick and i don't care caus sex is overrated anyway i bet it doesnt even feel good and people jus do it to brag i get better orgasms pwning noobs in CODMW2
    you have to be gay then. you are probebly some fatty who does ollies while holding onto somthing. get on MW2 and start skating you fat ****
    awww you're mean

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    I didn't thunk I'd be taken seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zerohalo21 View Post
    Go back to grade school and learn how to read. He was saying you have a lot of posts in this thread (24) and that all the quotes in your sig are about sex.


    Twat.
    Ha your right. My bad. See I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin-Skater View Post
    Bump after an hour? Its a thread not an IM conversation.
    Spam? Not related to the topic what so ever.. And common people share some first times!!
    Last edited by iNTeG; 07-01-2010 at 09:36 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    Nice research paper
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    LOL. If I took everything on here seriously, id probably be 300 pounds and be cutting myself wondering why the world is so harsh, but then again I realize its just the internet and I really am 347 pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aandreww View Post
    Nice research paper
    Lol thanks! Is it really the longest post in skaterscafe history?

    Quote Originally Posted by Donovan View Post
    I didn't thunk I'd be taken seriously.
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    Well I want to know if it is the longest post in skaterscafe history xD

    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
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    It's longer than most of my essays dude, and I'm taking my upper division coursework.

    It's the longest ORIGINAL post. The longest post goes to some religious nut job who copy and pasted "facts" up and down willy nilly.

    Congratulations friend, you win am Internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    My first time sucked. My **** wouldn't even go in. Virgin pussy is like a brick wall I swear. What the ****ing **** I can say pussy but I can't say **** **** ass or ****? What the ****ing **** ********er.
    me too, man, me too. i had to do it in the bed of my truck and it ****ing hurt my knees.
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