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    Default Jocks Broke My Skateboard, WTF!!

    iight well i was at on the run and got something to drink and as i was about to leave my friend goes "no!" and i hear a crack and this jock brakes skateboard. I was like wtf, he ran away. His little jock friends were there and i stared him straight in the ****in' eyes and said, "you think your not in trouble, but you are going to be. your ****ing dead." So I've been pretty much like telling all the skaters and used to be skaters what happened, and they all got my back. Its awesome to have mad chill friends just from skating and not being an ******* who'll help you fight.

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    cool story broski

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    hahah, i remember these days.

    "hey stevie this guy broke my board do you got my back to go kick his ass tomorrow?"

    "yeah buddy, you can count on me"

    *fight day comes*

    "hey man why didnt you help me? i got my ass kicked"

    *the next day*

    "hey man stevie said he'd help me fight those jocks but he didnt, do you got my back to go kick his ass tomorrow?"
    The last man on earth was sitting in his living room when he heard a knock at the door...

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    I know that the cops can be jerks and all but there are times when they can be useful. Such as when someone breaks your property. They intentionally destroyed it and attempted to escape consequence. Small time hit and run?

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    Ooh, guy trying to act tough on the internet. I'mma fetch my popcorn.

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    stupid troll

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    Why didn't you just fight the jock right there? You had to wait to go get a crew to get your back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danananiel View Post
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    You're doing it wrong

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    whoopty doo

    thats why you don't hang around jocks
    There's a like panel of Judges in skateboarding you know? the dudes who deem its cool then its cool-Marc Johnson

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    It's your fault for not keeping track of your board dude. At the very least blame your friend that was supposed to be takting care of it.

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    Man, 1 post, and it started with "iight".
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    what point? that my man pathtek can post pictures? yea i figured he could do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fanphoenix View Post
    Why didn't you just fight the jock right there? You had to wait to go get a crew to get your back?
    one i was kinda high, so i was kinda like wtf? and two right as he broke it he booked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoogins View Post
    one i was kinda high, so i was kinda like wtf? and two right as he broke it he booked it.
    oh shut up

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    Well, that was a unique situation... Just forget about it and shake it off. Didn't look like it was premeditated unless you're not telling us something.

    I <3 Successful Negro!

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    i think you gotta buy a new board

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rullebrett View Post
    i think you gotta buy a new board
    Captain Obvious to the rescue!

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    why didnt you do anything right there and then? i hate you



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    Quote Originally Posted by snoogins View Post
    one i was kinda high, so i was kinda like wtf? and two right as he broke it he booked it.
    Haha, someone's always high, or drunk, or stoned, or they broke something, or something hurts......

    You should have ran after the mother f-cker.

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    Has anyone else realized that anytime someone posts a story that is hard to believe or something the topic poster was high?

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