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    Quote Originally Posted by snoogins View Post
    iight well i was at on the run and got something to drink and as i was about to leave my friend goes "no!" and i hear a crack and this jock brakes skateboard. I was like wtf, he ran away. His little jock friends were there and i stared him straight in the ****in' eyes and said, "you think your not in trouble, but you are going to be. your ****ing dead." So I've been pretty much like telling all the skaters and used to be skaters what happened, and they all got my back. Its awesome to have mad chill friends just from skating and not being an ******* who'll help you fight.
    This is a hilarious post.

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    I was at this big party with tons of people, and, this guy said i was totally cool.

    I was also high.



    You should find this guy and be all like *blat blat (gunshot noises)

    and be like "*****, you my skateboard now"

    and nail your trucks into him and bomb a hill.
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    Nobody wants too be old, and nobody want too old to skateboard.

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    First off, please learn how to spell and use proper grammar. People will most likely give a positive response. And, why didn't you fight the jock then and there?

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    F**king Dicks. Happened to a friend of mine with his board when a bunch of chavs decided to come to the Local skatepark.

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    Sk8ers vs. jocks d00dz

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    I have no plans on changing my signature image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volcomsk8 View Post
    Sk8ers vs. jocks d00dz
    So here's the plan.

    1. We get Donovan to put on a dress and ride his fruity-ass longboard around to distract dem jocks bro,
    2. We flank them and hit them with skateboards
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!

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    Low man that soundz lik this one time i was bombing the half pipe doing 900s nd then sm jocks came up and pushed me off nd i was like wtf nd then they just ran off cos the pussy ass jocks knew i would kick their ass

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    I like platypus'

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    Platypi.

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    Platypussies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VitTheSkater View Post
    Platypussies.
    Gasp! How'd you know about my idea for the next James Bond movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowden View Post
    Gasp! How'd you know about my idea for the next James Bond movie?
    I figure James Bond gets bored with regular pussy and decides to look into beastiality for a change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VitTheSkater View Post
    I figure James Bond gets bored with regular pussy and decides to look into beastiality for a change.
    ...Why aren't you wearing pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowden View Post
    ...Why aren't you wearing pants?
    I am watching the new James Bond movie. But are you wearing your pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VitTheSkater View Post
    I am watching the new James Bond movie. But are you wearing your pants?
    No, and I blame Hayley Williams for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowden View Post
    No, and I blame Hayley Williams for that.
    Was she part of the James Bond movie?

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    As far as the IRS knows.

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    But the IRS doesn't know anything, MO KNOWS EVERYTHING.

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    That's because MO IS THE IRS!

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