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    Default Pokemon Puns

    I thought these were cute, so I figured I'd share them with everyone. I'll put the pokemons name below the image so that you can understand the pun.


    Ho-Oh


    Kakuna (kuh-koo-nuh)


    Raichu (ry-choo)


    Seaking


    Squirtle


    Magikarp (magic-arp)


    Machoke (muh-choke)


    Onix


    Omastar (om-uh-star)


    Alakazam

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    one of these does not belong. try and guess. fag pokemon are fags.


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    From what i've heard it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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    Ho-Oh for not being part of the original 151 like the rest of them?

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    this is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerForLife View Post
    Ho-Oh for not being part of the original 151 like the rest of them?
    Appeared in episode 1 of the cartoon.

    How do I know that?

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    I remember. It was after the storm cleared up when Ash, and Pikachu got attacked by those Spearow.

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    Pokemon changed my life.
    These are great.
    And yeah I remember episode one.
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    the "omastar" isn't a Omastar it's actually a Omanyte.

    just saying.

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    Oh wow, hahaha. I got "Pokemon master" on that Facebook quiz of how well I knew my original 151 Pokemon. Shows how accurate that quiz is

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyNamesOriginal View Post
    the "omastar" isn't a Omastar it's actually a Omanyte.

    just saying.
    Which makes sense when looking at the picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam K View Post
    Which makes sense when looking at the picture.
    they could atleast put the evolution of it as the picture.

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    best topic EVER I honesty laughed out loud at some of these.


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    Good one. The Magikarp was hillarious.

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    I didn't get the Alakazam one. can someone explain it to me? The rest were HI-LARIOUS!

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    i pray to

    alakazam
    allah cause im

    a muslim
    any relationship that matters - a friendship, a family, a romance, a band - anything - is a perilous and fragile thing because along with all the amazing experiences and creations that can come from something so intimate and exhausting comes the possibility for things to crumble and shatter or whither and die. when that happens, it's easy to forget what was precious amidst all the disaster. we should always carry our history with us but never let it bury us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phlap View Post
    Appeared in episode 1 of the cartoon.

    How do I know that?
    damnit. i totally remember that. now i feel like an idiot although ho-oh is a retarded name. it looked so badass in that first episode, ho-oh doesnt fit at all :/


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    Quote Originally Posted by F#ckTheStreets View Post
    From what i've heard it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonloe View Post
    one of these does not belong. try and guess. fag pokemon are fags.
    I'm guessing it was the Squirtle one?

    "Every time I make her squirt.... le?"

    Agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonloe View Post
    damnit. i totally remember that. now i feel like an idiot although ho-oh is a retarded name. it looked so badass in that first episode, ho-oh doesnt fit at all :/
    Yeah agreed, when I saw it the first time my big brother got all annoyed with me for thinking it was articuno when he said it was moltres
    Guess he wasn't right either.


    PS: Why does my corrector thingy see pokemon names as spelling mistakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam K View Post
    Yeah agreed, when I saw it the first time my big brother got all annoyed with me for thinking it was articuno when he said it was moltres
    Guess he wasn't right either.


    PS: Why does my corrector thingy see pokemon names as spelling mistakes?
    Most likely because Pokemon names aren't used in the English dictionary?

    Or any dictionary for that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuX View Post
    Most likely because Pokemon names aren't used in the English dictionary?

    Or any dictionary for that matter.
    I was sort of not saying it seriously. As in they should be in anyone's dictionary and mine is stupid for not havin them.
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