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    Hahaha when I was 11 we went up to Muskoka Woods on a 3 day school trip and at the time I wasn't comfortable taking a shit in a public place so I held my shit for 3 days and when I got off the bus to go home I ran as fast as I could towards my house because I really had to go and then realized I forgot my keys. I tried hopping the fence to go to the backyard and open the back door but it was too late and I made kaka

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    Friends went to belgium for a week. This guy claimed he won't take a shit the whole trip and he brought it back home...dude had issues.
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    Oh shit, my thread has more posts. And I made a pun!
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    Poop threads are more potent when they are fresh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightRocker View Post
    Hahaha when I was 11 we went up to Muskoka Woods on a 3 day school trip and at the time I wasn't comfortable taking a shit in a public place so I held my shit for 3 days and when I got off the bus to go home I ran as fast as I could towards my house because I really had to go and then realized I forgot my keys. I tried hopping the fence to go to the backyard and open the back door but it was too late and I made kaka
    lol my sides

    I remember in middle school I went on the 8th grade field trip after school got out. So I bought a large fountain drink, a couple arizonas, and some energy drinks. I obviously drank them all during some boring instruction and for some reason, I held it in the whole bus ride, a good 3 hours. When I did finally take a piss after everyone got off the bus, I timed it. Longest piss of my life up to date. A minute something.

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    My horror story is after cooking dinner for myself I was off to buy more groceries, then I felt the tug. I knew I had to get home and while I don't live far away when you need to poop badly running is out of the question so I had to slowly walk. It was like bench pressing how hard I squeezed to make sure it didn't come out, and at the same time farts were happening so I was afraid I would poop myself any moment and since this was diarrhea it would have been a hershey geyser. Luckily I made it.
    RIP JHH, GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN


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