Post your random thought.

[NightRocker]

So, I'm pretty much done with my sister. She's an incredibly petty person and a huge slob. We share a place and it's been a fucking mess. I can't keep up with her shit. Wine bottles stacked up in the kitchen, piss stains from her dog that set in the floor because she just let them stay there. I cleaned all last week and gave her the living room to do. She vacuums, then goes back to sleeping in her fucking bed. I gave up. Got up early this morning, drove her to work (bitch is 27. TIME TO GET YOUR LICENSE) came home and scrubbed the carpets in the entire house, scrubbed down the couch to get some of her wine, soda, whatever the fuck else stains up and then I finally got to shower, run to work to get my hours and some groceries and hang out with a friend in my room and watch a movie. Her dog starts being a piece of shit as soon as she gets home. Biting everyone and barking (at 10:30pm, no less) so I yell at him. She yells at me saying it isn't necessary and it turns into a fight. The ONLY thing she has over me is our cellphone bill. I drive her to work, take care of her damn dog, and clean up her messes because I'm so embarrassed by them. her insults were "I DON'T CARE WHAT 18 YEAR OLD YOU'RE FUCKING." Because I apparently slept with this girl today (and she's apparently 18), which is news to me. Followed by "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU GET LAID." And then she started throwing out the petty insults about my depression, so I just walked away and wrote a long letter to my Mom about how fucked up my sister is, and how I'm done with her. Looking for a full time job, now, and saving up to move out. I'm not letting that 27 year old waste be my problem, anymore.

Ugh your post made me sad.

[TGIMUNDAY]

Hey, at least it's good incentive to get my shit together, and move out. You know? Plus, I hung out with a cute girl and watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Donovan]

I went through the same thing with my ex's sister that came from Chicago. Long story short, that's why she's my ex now. Just use craigslist and look for rooms at a house of college kids or a lonely Asian couple who's children moved out. I'm going to be moving in with a ginger this Friday who has a katana on his TV just because.

[Rev J]

Hey, at least it's good incentive to get my shit together, and move out. You know? Plus, I hung out with a cute girl and watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Dude, that just sounds creepy.

C/S,
Rev J

[SkateboardG]

I went through the same thing with my ex's sister that came from Chicago. Long story short, that's why she's my ex now. Just use craigslist and look for rooms at a house of college kids or a lonely Asian couple who's children moved out. I'm going to be moving in with a ginger this Friday who has a katana on his TV just because.

Dude, lonely asian landlords are the best. I know that sounds weird but it's true.

[Rev J]

Today I met Shawn Connelly (check him out on youtube) by chance. Since we're both from the same small town in Maine I pulled out some references that you'd only get if you were from the area.

C/S,
Rev J

[stumbles]

move down here TGI i got a spare room for you, the chicks will love your accent too so bonus haha..

but yeah get yourself out that that shitty situation your sister is obviously not helping you in any way... and once you move out she'll realise she is basically still a kid who does nothing for herself and that you were the better person, which will end up helping your relationship with her in the long run..

[Rev J]

Old joke:

An Australian man walks up to a Sheila in a bar and says, "You fancy a fuck?"

She says, "I do now you smooth talkin' bastard."

C/S,
Rev J

[stumbles]

^thats not a joke thats life

[SkateboardG]

DAYUM!

[Rev J]

I was living in a youth hostel at one point and I went out for a pint at the pub around the corner. This Aussie chick comes out through the door into me spins like a dance move so I have her pinned to the wall, says " I think I'm going to puke!" Then jams her tongue in my mouth. Her friends who are now standing behind me say, "She's serious." I went into the bar before I had to deal with the repercussions. The next day I saw her at breakfast and she didn't remember what happened.

C/S,
Rev J

[Andrew Jay]

I'll be coaching my son's soccer team (U12) starting next week. I usually let the kids pick the team name all on their own, but this time I will lobby for.....



The SharkNados!

Thats dope.

[Coleman]

sharknado is actually a real movie check out the trailer on youtube. its rad

[Andrew Jay]

That must be the commercial I've seen on syfy with sharks flying In the air exploding Into things, lol.

[Coleman]

ya its a syfy (Asylum) original

[Andrew Jay]

Lasy syfy movie I watched and actually liked was Stakeland.

[Coleman]

sharknado is not meant to be good, just something to watch and laugh

[Rev J]

I dug their remake of "The Shining".

C/S,
Rev J

[Andrew Jay]

Hence syfy, ha.

[SkateboardG]

So apparently this guy was so fuckin fat that they literally needed a forklift to get him out of his apartment.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/vi...t-man.cnn.html