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    Default 1000 Reasons Why I Don't Love Britain

    Paul J said to feel free to make one of these about Britain and I decided to take up his offers seeing as the America one has totally gone down the toilet because some people can't learn to swallow their pride and take a joke. I'm also interested in learning some funny British jokes.

    I'm starting off with some of my favorite ones, you can't pronounce aluminum,
    it's pronounced:

    http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?wor...&submit=Submit

    Not:
    http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?wor...&submit=Submit


    You guys also just can't be lazy ****s like Americans and drop the "u" when spelling things like "colour" or "favourite."

    You also have funny teeth.

    Anyone else got stuff?

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    -The teeth
    - The funny guards
    - That they call dinner, tea

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    they're ugly
    any relationship that matters - a friendship, a family, a romance, a band - anything - is a perilous and fragile thing because along with all the amazing experiences and creations that can come from something so intimate and exhausting comes the possibility for things to crumble and shatter or whither and die. when that happens, it's easy to forget what was precious amidst all the disaster. we should always carry our history with us but never let it bury us.

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    they're smelly

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    Whats funny about british teeth? haha

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    the weather!
    i call it dinner:S
    accents!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naive
    Whats funny about british teeth? haha
    Never heard the stereotype that the British have bad teeth? Possibly it's just an American thing which would make another thing to put on the "Why I don't love America" list, we make crappy stereotypes. :P

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    they stole some of our country!
    big l rest in peace

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    hahahaha awesome, let's see

    - chavs
    - football hooligans
    - council houses
    - rain
    - stereotypical accents!
    - we don't seem to have dentists here? (wtf is a dentist)
    - less amusing amusement parks (theme parks, ours kinda suck)
    - we call cigs fags, wtf is up with that?
    - we stole some of ireland! (lol paddy)
    - we don't have taco bell
    - we don't have awesome cereals like lucky charms, and fruit loops (we used to have them)
    - Dr Who, it's so gay.
    - police hats, those weird tall things that look so embarrassing
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    chavs,
    weather,
    rough pavements,
    lack of good skate spots,
    we're preety dammn close to france (joking joking)
    School uniform.
    Other side of the world to Dr_Feelgood.
    I'm gonna make 1000 reasons why I don't love Luxemburg.
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    Haha brilliant. Such a common stereotype that we allhave bad teeth. Well some do mostly the inbreds and chavs that got beaten up when they were young. Also the chain smokers, the alcoholics and well quite a lot of people. I guess we do have bad teeth oh well.

    We also love tea which is acctually a true stereotype lol.

    Anyway things i hate about the UK.

    Chavs
    Weather
    Football (in general anything to do with it)
    The public transport is terrible
    The litter everywhere!
    The fact that the police have no power over here
    Dodgy accents
    The Cornish
    The general scummyness

    I could think of more but cba.

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    do you guys really have tea and crumpet time?

    or is that just another lame American stereotype?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krookedskater View Post
    do you guys really have tea and crumpet time?

    or is that just another lame American stereotype?
    lmfao. No? well the normal people don't, the queen probably does


    uh oh, I bad mouthed the queen, I'm gonna get hanged, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by krookedskater View Post
    do you guys really have tea and crumpet time?

    or is that just another lame American stereotype?
    Yeah 100% true, 4pm sharp EVERY single day of the year. Tea and crumpets, perhaps a scone. It's compulsory, if you do not comply, you're executed.

    Also we are ALL guards, with posh accents. bad teeth and apparently we are ugly and smelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krookedskater View Post
    do you guys really have tea and crumpet time?

    or is that just another lame American stereotype?
    I generally always have a cup of tea when i get home from school and i'd have a crumpet if we had them in the house lol. Can't beat a cup of tea and a crumpet imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sskatess View Post
    chavs,
    weather,
    rough pavements,
    lack of good skate spots,
    we're preety dammn close to france (joking joking)
    School uniform.
    Other side of the world to Dr_Feelgood.
    I'm gonna make 1000 reasons why I don't love Luxemburg.
    Here comes the MRCK neg.

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    I don't like crumpets much. Toast ftw? or a croissant, bless the french. I don't drink tea anymore either, maybe in the morning if it's really early, good for waking you up

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    Crumpets are mysterious creatures. You put butter on them but it leaves no trace so you end up like emptying half the butter on one crumpet. And damn croissants are mouthgasmic. Being close to France does have advantages

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul J View Post
    I don't like crumpets much. Toast ftw? or a croissant, bless the french. I don't drink tea anymore either, maybe in the morning if it's really early, good for waking you up
    Don't drink tea? Must be a foreign johnny lol.

    Toast is so so with tea. If i must it has to be a thick white slice covered in butter otherwise it just isn't worth it.

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